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1. First Date
— Planning
Sadie: I am planning.
Julius: No, I insist.
Sadie: For once, I insist.
Julius: Listen, I'm the better planner—
Three hours later...
Abigail, who was dragged into this argument: Well...
Sadie and Julius, unintentionally united: So?
Sadie, glaring at Julius when they said it at the same time:
Julius, shooting the glare back:
Abigail: o((⊙﹏⊙))o.
— Picking Out An Outfit
Julius
Julius, staring at his closet:
Julius: ..........
Proceeds to Google how to pick out an outfit for your first date.
Google:
According to Experts, Here's What to Wear on a First Date to Get a Second One:
- Wear Something That Makes You Feel Confident.
- When in Doubt, Wear Red or Black.
- Avoid Wearing Orange and Brown.
- Wear Something Comfortable and Practical.
- Show Off Your Neck Instead of Your Chest.
- Avoid Looking Overly Trendy or Unapproachable.
Sadie
Sadie: Abigail!! What should I wear?? Green symbolises greedy even though it's vibe is giving serenity and joy. Blue is also calm and peaceful but it's stereotypically sad and depressing. And—
Abigail: Wear black. It looks good on everyone.
Sadie. I am not gonna look like I'm gonna attend a funeral.
Abigail: A lot of people wear black! I am wearing black right now!
Sadie, in Chinese: 那是你，我不是你！(That's because you look good in it! I'm not you!! [rough translation])
Abigail: Then wear white!
Sadie: That's a wedding color—
Abigail: You're gonna marry him someday anyway!!
Sadie, tomato faced: That does not help!!
— The Date
Sadie, in white: ...
Julius, in black: ...
Sadie: No questions on the outfit?
Julius: Agreed.