Chapter Text
the best pack out there!!
Liam: captainamerica
Mason: avocadon
Corey: corneliuss
Hayden: hayday
Scott: wolfywolf
Stiles: onlybraincell
Lydia: fashionlydia
Allison: tslovergirll
Malia: mathater
Kira: hellokira
Thursday, 7th of March
[2:36 am] onlybraincell: what animal do u guys think i’d be
[2:36 am] onlybraincell: please don’t say cockroach
[2:53 am] fashionlydia: stiles please go to sleep i need to preserve the last shreds of my sanity
[2:54 am] onlybraincell: can’t im having existential crisis
[2:54 am] fashionlydia: nothing new then bye
[2:55 am] onlybraincell: rude????
[2:55 am] wolfywolf: stiles go to sleep it’s three am
[2:55 am] onlybraincell: only if you answer my very important question
[2:56 am] wolfywolf: ugh
[2:56 am] mathater: u’d be a cockroach now let us sleep
[2:57 am] onlybraincell: why is everyone rude what did i ever do to you???
[2:57 am] wolfywolf: do you want an answer from me or malia?
[2:58 am] onlybraincell: this is emotional abuse i hate yall im blocking
[2:58 am] mathater: thank god
[2:59 am] fashionlydia: thank god
[2:59 am] wolfywolf: thank god
[3:01 am] avocadon: thank god
[3:02 am] tslovergirll: thank god
[3:02 am] hayday: thank god
[3:04 am] captainamerica: thank god
[3:05 am] hellokira: thank god
[3:05 am] onlybraincell: yall dont even believe in god
[3:06 am] corneliuss: thank god
[3:06 am] onlybraincell: i hope you all choke
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[9:12 am] hayday: i hate this class so much
[9:12 am] hayday: someone come and rescue me
[9:14 am] captainamerica: you uncultured brat how can you say this
[9:14 am] captainamerica: history is lit the best class
[9:15 am] avocadon: omg brat💚
[9:15 am] tslovergirll: omg brat!💚
[9:16 am] fashionlydia: brat💚💚
[9:16 am] mathater: what are you guys on
[9:16 am] mathater: also im with hayden on this one
[9:16 am] mathater: history sucks almost as much as math
[9:17 am] captainamerica: you guys dont get it
[9:17 am] captainamerica: it's literally so important
[9:17 am] captainamerica: it's all about knowing what happens in the past so you dont repeat the same mistakes
[9:18 am] hayday: i dont give a shit abt old men!! hope this helps💕
[9:18 am] onlybraincell: yeah bc mankind is well known for learning from past mistakes
[9:18 am] captainamerica: where tf did u come from
[9:18 am] onlybraincell: im always lurking around the corner, sweetie
[9:19 am] avocadon: liam man chill
[9:19 am] captainamerica: i cant in front of your blatant and painful ignorance
[9:19 am] onlybraincell: woah big words
[9:20 am] captainamerica: stfu cockroach
[9:21 am] avocadon: guys stfu mr. yukimura is gonna notice
[9:21 am] captainamerica: i dont ca
[9:21 am] captainamerica: As much as I appreciate your concern in defending this subject, Liam, I would appreciate more if you and your peers paid attention to my lesson!
[9:22 am] hayday: oops
[9:22 am] avocadon: oops sorry man
[9:23 am] corneliuss: what happened
[9:23 am] fashionlydia: get off your phones omg
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[3:45 pm] wolfywolf: where tf are u guys
[3:45 pm] onlybraincell: coach is permanently damaging my nervous system get ur asses on the field
[3:45 pm] corneliuss: srry running a bit late!!
[3:45 pm] captainamerica: there in five mins!!!
[3:46 pm] onlybraincell: HES MAKING US RUN EXTRA LAPS
[3:46 pm] onlybraincell: LIAM EUGENE DUNBAR
[3:46 pm] onlybraincell: CORNELIUS BRYANT
[3:46 pm] onlybraincell: GET YOUR FUCKING ASSES ON THE FIELD RIGHT NOW
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[6:21 pm] fashionlydia: [photo]
[6:21 pm] fashionlydia: [photo]
[6:22 pm] tslovergirll: i am so using this as blackmail
[6:22 pm] wolfywolf: oh yes totally
[6:23 pm] onlybraincell: DONT YOU DARE
[6:23 pm] captainamerica: NO LYDIA NO
[6:23 pm] captainamerica: DELETE THAT NOW
[6:23 pm] fashionlydia: nuh uh xx
[6:24 pm] onlybraincell: ur supposed to love me not publicly harass me
[6:24 pm] fashionlydia: but where’s the fun in that?
[6:24 pm] hayday: oh this is gold
[6:24 pm] hayday: lydia i love u
[6:25 pm] avocadon: [photo]
[6:25 pm] avocadon: [photo]
[6:25 pm] captainamerica: STOP
[6:25 pm] captainamerica: YOU DIRTY TRAITOR
[6:26 pm] corneliuss: LMFAOAOAOAOAO
[6:26 pm] hayday: HELP UR FACE IM SOBBING
[6:26 pm] captainamerica: I HAD SEVERE BRAIN FREEZE FUCK OFF
[6:26 pm] hayday: u certainly have severe lack of brain cells now
[6:27 pm] captainamerica: stfu u literally snorted juice out of ur nose
[6:27 pm] hayday: at least i looked good while doing it
[6:27 pm] corneliuss: she does have a point
[6:28 pm] hellokira: [photo]
[6:28 pm] hellokira: [photo]
[6:28 pm] hellokira: [photo]
[6:28 pm] onlybraincell: NOT YOU TOO
[6:28 pm] wolfywolf: NO THATS JUST EVIL STOP
[6:29 pm] tslovergirll: I LITERALLY CANNOT BREATHE HELPPDKFVDKSJVIN
[6:29 pm] mathater: [photo]
[6:29 pm] wolfywolf: STOP THIS PLEASE
[6:29 pm] tslovergirll: NO WHEN DID U TAKE THAT
[6:30 pm] mathater: no one is safe<3
[6:30 pm] hellokira: [photo]
[6:30 pm] hayday: WHAT IS THIS
[6:30 pm] hayday: I DO NOT RECALL MAKING THAT FACE
[6:31 pm] captainamerica: WHO LOOKS GOOD NOW HUH???
[6:31 pm] hayday: SHUT UP SHUT UP
[6:31 pm] hellokira: [photo]
[6:31 pm] hellokira: [photo]
[6:31 pm] avocadon: THIS IS NOT FUNNY
[6:31 pm] corneliuss: THIS IS DIABOLICAL KIRA STOP
[6:32 pm] fashionlydia: [photo]
[6:32 pm] onlybraincell: it doesnt count if u make yourself look bad
[6:32 pm] corneliuss: bold of u to assume that they look bad
[6:32 pm] hellokira: ig we’re just that cool 🤷♀️
[6:32 pm] avocadon: this is unfair on an unspeakable level
[6:32 pm] mathater: cry about it xx
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[11:33 pm] wolfywolf: ready for the first game of the season??
[11:33 pm] wolfywolf: woohoo!! we’ll do great!!!
[11:35 pm] onlybraincell: man please spare us this horrible version of a pep talk im getting a strong second hand embarrassment just by reading it
[11:36 pm] captainamerica: dont do this to us coach is already terrible enough
[11:36 pm] wolfywolf: but im the captain its supposed to be my job
[11:36 pm] corneliuss: change job please
[11:37 pm] tslovergirll: your job is to study with me right now
[11:37 pm] tslovergirll: get off ur phone
[11:38 pm] onlybraincell: ewww get a roommm
[11:38 pm] tslovergirll: i would but this idiot is focused on you and your pep talks
[11:38 pm] fashionlydia: you’ll all do great tmr and we’ll come and see you but please now stop flooding the gc
[11:39 pm] tslovergirll: i second this!!
[11:39 pm] mathater: i third this yall are giving me a headache
[11:40 pm] wolfywolf: goodbye i was just being nice
[11:40 pm] wolfywolf: im using this as my villain origin story
[11:40 pm] fashionlydia: scott go study
[11:40 pm] fashionlydia: i can hear allison’s brain cells rioting from here
[11:41 pm] tslovergirll: thank you bbg
[11:41 pm] tslovergirll: im THIS close to murdering him 🥰
[11:42 pm] wolfywolf: if i die i leave all my belongings to liam
[11:42 pm] wolfywolf: loved you man
[11:43 pm] captainamerica: ty ily too bro xx
[11:43 pm] onlybraincell: i hope allison murders you
[11:43 pm] onlybraincell: ungrateful bitch
[11:44 pm] wolfywolf: ❤️
[11:44 pm] mathater: if i get ONE other notification im personally coming over to each of your houses and killing you
[11:45 pm] wolfywolf: sorry x
[11:45 pm] onlybraincell: sorry x
[11:45 pm] tslovergirll: why do both of you have a death wish??
[11:45 pm] onlybraincell: well technically it was two notifications
[11:46 pm] fashionlydia: why do we still keep up with you
[11:46 pm] tslovergirll: i ask myself the same thing every day
[11:46 pm] mathater: because murder is illegal is my go to answer
[11:46 pm] captainamerica: i wonder too
[11:47 pm] onlybraincell: stfu you infant
[11:47 pm] captainamerica: ur literally like six months older than me
[11:47 pm] onlybraincell: seven actually
[11:47 pm] captainamerica: see its not even a full year
[11:47 pm] onlybraincell: still born in the year before so stfu
[11:47 pm] onlybraincell: and yall dont act as if we dont make your bland ass lives extraordinary
[11:48 pm] fashionlydia: who lied to you
[11:48 pm] captainamerica: ouch
[11:48 pm] mathater: im blocking everyone
[11:49 pm] hayday: i just got out my popcorn please keep going
[11:49 pm] corneliuss: i just fell down the stairs
[11:49 pm] corneliuss: but im always down for a dissing
[11:50 pm] hellokira: real can we bring back 2017 dissing
[11:50 pm] hayday: i honestly love how kira randomly spans out of nowhere
[11:50 pm] hellokira: i was focused on the convo my bad
[11:50 pm] fashionlydia: my dissing era never ended
[11:50 pm] hayday: icon
[11:51 pm] corneliuss: FUCK
[11:51 pm] corneliuss: can someone lend me bio notes i cant find mine
[11:51 pm] captainamerica: bold of u to assume i take notes in bio
[11:52 pm] hayday: i cant even remember the last time i opened my bio book
[11:52 pm] corneliuss: thats cuz ur a fucking genius somehow
[11:52 pm] corneliuss: ugh u guys are useless
[11:52 pm] hayday: aww thank uu
[11:52 pm] captainamerica: mase has them i think
[11:52 pm] captainamerica: @avocadon
[11:52 pm] captainamerica: @avocadon
[11:52 pm] captainamerica: @avocadon
[11:52 pm] captainamerica: @avocadon
[11:52 pm] captainamerica: @avocadon
[11:52 pm] captainamerica: @avocadon
[11:53 pm] captainamerica: @avocadon
[11:53 pm] avocadon: tf u want
[11:53 pm] corneliuss: can u lend me bio notes plsplsplsplsplsplspls
[11:53 pm] corneliuss: if i get another c ill fail plsplsplsplsplspls
[11:54 pm] avocadon: ughhh fineeee
[11:54 pm] avocadon: [photo]
[11:54 pm] avocadon: [photo]
[11:54 pm] avocadon: [photo]
[11:55 pm] avocadon: [photo]
[11:55 pm] onlybraincell: man ur handwriting is tinier than lydia
[11:55 pm] onlybraincell: how do u people read it
[11:55 pm] captainamerica: desperate times call for desperate measures and all
[11:55 pm] corneliuss: thank u ily ur my savior ilysm
[11:56 pm] avocadon: what would u do without me
[11:56 pm] corneliuss: probably end up dead in a ditch
[11:57 pm] onlybraincell: liam does that regardless
[11:57 pm] captainamerica: im suing u for cyberbullying
[11:58 pm] onlybraincell: do you even know how to do it
[11:58 pm] hayday: i wasn’t even sure he could spell cyberbullying
[11:58 pm] captainamerica: fuck u all
[11:58 pm] captainamerica: from the very bottom of my heart
[11:58 pm] captainamerica: fuck u all
[11:59 pm] mathater: stop over stimulating his one brain cell so much
[11:59 pm] mathater: u’ll break him
[12:00 am] captainamerica: oh my god
[12:00 am] captainamerica: im leaving
[12:00 am] onlybraincell: isnt it past ur bedtime anyway
[12:01 am] captainamerica: im coming over to ur house
[12:01 am] onlybraincell: u shouldn’t be out this late
[12:01 am] mathater: hes right its dangerous outside
[12:01 am] mathater: especially for children
[12:02 am] captainamerica: can someone back me up???
[12:02 am] captainamerica: im getting relentlessly bullied
[12:03 am] hayday: too busy enjoying the show xx
[12:03 am] onlybraincell: relentlessly??
[12:03 am] onlybraincell: did you swallow a whole dictionary this morning??
[12:03 am] captainamerica: WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK IM STUPID
[12:04 am] avocadon: do you really want the answer to that
[12:04 am] hayday: i doubt ur ego could take it
[12:04 am] corneliuss: …
[12:04 am] onlybraincell: …
[12:05 am] mathater: …
[12:05 am] fashionlydia: …
[12:05 am] captainamerica: 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
[12:06 am] captainamerica: im going to bed goodnight
[12:06 am] captainamerica: i hope u all have nightmares
[12:09 am] hellokira: goodnight im sleeping too
[12:09 am] fashionlydia: goodnight bbg x
[12:09 am] tslovergirll: goodnight sleep well girl xx
[12:09 am] mathater: goodnight ily xxx
[12:09 am] wolfywolf: goodnighttt bae xx
[12:09 am] onlybraincell: goodnightt xxxx
[12:10 am] hayday: sweet dreams girl xx
[12:10 am] avocadon: night girlie xx
[12:10 am] corneliuss: goodnight kira xx
[12:11 am] captainamerica: die
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Liam sets down his phone on his desk and huffs out something intelligible, shaking his head at his friends’ antics.
He would like to pretend he’s at least a bit annoyed by the obviously targeted and relentless bullying he suffered throughout the day, but he knows his friends well enough to know that all of that is just their way of having conversations, no intentions in actually hurting his feelings or ego. (Which is absolutely not fragile, thank you, Hayden.)
He runs a hand through his already disheveled hair, his fingers painfully pulling at the knots that have formed during the intense study session of that evening, and glances once again at the terrible mess of books and notes scattered on his desk.
As much as he did try to split the study material throughout the whole week leading to the test, even using his free periods for something useful for once instead of wasting his time playing games on his phone or chatting with one of his friends, he still finds himself worried to death with a stressing amount of gaps in his knowledge the night before said dreaded test.
He keeps staring at the colored pages of his open textbook, running his tired eyes over the highlighted sentences and formulas that still make no sense to him, for how much he tries to focus on the letters and numbers.
Partly covered by balled up papers and various inkless pens, copies of Mason and Lydia’s neatly written notes lie next to his own, the stark difference between the precise and font-like handwriting of his friends and his chicken scrawl taking up various pages.
Math has always been a hard topic for him, since long before those stupid letters started to flood his textbooks, looking like hieroglyphs among the already confusing series of numbers that still get him to clutch his head in his hands as he works his brain out in an attempt to figure out the terrible crime committed in his past life that made him so deserving of such torture.
If he had to be honest about his opinion on the subject, he would very honestly admit that he thinks all those weird formulas are a clear and blatant abuse of his and his peers’ nervous system, as well as his patience, which is currently running very low.
Rubbing his eyes with his palms roughly enough to hurt, in the vain hope of slightly easing the tiredness that has slowly settled in every part of his body, he grabs his phone again and connects it to the charger on the bedside table, almost tripping on the carpet in the motion.
Liam sighs and flops down on his bed, kicking the blanket out of the way before feeling a shiver run down his spine and crunching to cover himself from head to toe, pulling the soft dotted blanket up to his nose and burrowing his face in the pillow.
He’s aware of the fact that he should study way more than he did, but he also knows that if he sits for one more minute at that desk he’s going to do things he will regret, and he thinks that setting his books and notes on fire isn’t one of his most amazing ideas yet.
As he shifts and rolls in his bed to find the most comfortable position, finding his old teddy named “Jam” burrowed under the duvet in the meanwhile (don’t question five year old Liam’s wonderful naming skills, thank you very much), he wonders if jumping from his bedroom window on the first floor could possibly cause enough damage to let him skip school the following day, but given the fact that his mom sends him to school even with a boiling fever, he doesn’t doubt a sprained ankle or a broken wrist would cause much of an issue for her.
With one last burst of the little energy left inside of him, he blindly grabs his phone from the nightstand and sets an early alarm, squinting his eyes to adapt to the sudden burst of light clouding his vision, knowing future him will despise him but also being aware that fifteen minutes of added study will only do good to his already terrifying grades.
Considering both the amount of worrying thoughts circling in his head, mostly caused by the upcoming test, and the bubbly excitement running through his veins, Liam thinks it takes him relatively little time to fall into the quiet comfort of his darkened room and finally give in to a moderately peaceful night of well deserved sleep, but he guesses that’s probably because of his severe need of a decent sleep schedule that won’t leave him dead on his feet the following day.