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"Don't worry, darling, I'll keep you nice and safe." Astarion looked at him with a sarcastic smile on his face, tracing a circle over the chainmail covering his bicep with one slim finger. "You won't have to worry about a thing with me around."
He was just dinner to this guy, wasn't he?
"It sounds like a bad joke," he said. "A vampire protecting a paladin?"
"Stranger things have happened. We have worms in our brains."
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Astarion is sure of a few things about this mysterious paladin: He's a liar. He's pretending to be a hero. He's almost as obsessed with blood as Astarion is. And he's hopelessly in love with Astarion.
In other words, he's the perfect target.