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homies who are homosexual

Summary:

a haikyuu chatfic I made out of pure boredom cus it looked fun and half of it is me yapping while the other half is ships i like getting together after pining over the other half of the ship.. this will have rarepairs btw!! uve been warned!!!

also some parts will take place IRL/outside of groupchats (those are obvious tho)

Notes:

HEYYY
SO I WANTED TO MAKE A CHATFIC FOR FUNSIES, THIS IS NOT SERIOUS AT ALL AND IS BASICALLY COMPLETELY OUT OF CHARACTER
my more serious fic is my hunger games x haikyuu fic called, "Even Crows can Fall" go check it out :3
btw this probably isnt good cus I lowkey rushed it but thats okay!

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: it begins :3

Chapter Text

11:12 PM

Hinata add Oikawa, Sugawara, Kenma, Kuroo, Tendou, Nishinoya, Aone, Yamaguchi, Bokuto, and Goshiki to a gc

Hinata has renamed the GC to "were all crushing on ppl and were too much of pussies to confess."

Hinata: 
heyy pookies

Yamaguchi:
what the flip is this..!
i don't have a crush on anyone idk what ur talking abt 😙

Hinata has changed his display name to "Sho !!"

Sho !!:
sure buddy..

Oikawa has changed their display name to "oiks 😋"

oiks 😋:
chibi..
why was I added here.
ykw im not suffering here alone

oiks 😋 has added Hanamaki to the gc

oiks 😋: 
hey my little sigma

Hanamaki:
kys actually!

Sugawara: 
oh goodness..!

Sho !!:
hey sugamama🥺
whats does "kys" mean🥺

Sugawara:
it's too late for this shit.
dont start.

Sho !!:
teehee

Yamaguchi:
ew..
a homo..

Sho !!:
u CANNOT be talking buster

Yamaguchi changed their display name to "dashi <3"

dashi <3:
i dont know what ur talking abiut

Sho !!:
*about

dashi <3:
do a flip off ur roof >w<

Sugawara:
I don't know these guys chat..!

Nishinoya:
what the sigma is this

Sho !!:
NOYAAAA

Nishinoya:
SHOYOOOO

Nishinoya changed their display name to "noya :3" 

Noya :3 :
why was i added her I don't like anyone

Sho !!:
r u sure????

Noya :3 :
yeah

Sugawara: 
I saw Asahi hanging out with some girl earlier

Noya :3 :
WHATT
WHAT
HWTA
HE WHAT
WHY NOT ME
GRRR
IM GOING ALPHA MODEE
THAT SHOULD BE ME
RAHHHH
ME NEXT ME NEXT ME NEXT ME NEXT ME NEXT
ME
NEXT

dashi <3:
oh..!

Sho !!:
bros never beating the fruitcup allegations

noya :3 :
my demons came out sorry

Sugawara:
u should come out too

noya :3 :
okay bro..
nuh uh!

Sho !!:
the closet is shattered and glass.

Kenma:
Shoyo?? whats this?????

Sho !!:
hey kenma :33

Kenma changed their display name to "kodzuken"

kodzuken:
plugging my streaming channel rq

Sho !!:
okay..!

Goshiki has left the GC

Sho !! has added Goshki to the GC

Goshiki has left the GC

Sho !! has added Goshki to the GC

Goshiki has left the GC

Sho !! has added Goshki to the GC

Goshiki has left the GC

Sho !! has added Goshki to the GC

Sho !!:
nice try buckeroo

Goshiki:
*sighs*

Tendou:
naww bros roleplaying 😱

Tendou has changed their display name to "guess monster :b"

Goshiki:
why is he here too..

guess monster :b :
do u no like me shiki-shiki 

Goshiki:
not at all actually

guess monster :b :
ur so meann
im telling Ushi

Goshiki:
go ahead 😐

guess monster :b :
i js noticed the name of the gc..
i have someone to add cus he is so obviously crushing on Shira it hurts

guess monster :b has added Semi to the GC

Semi:
wtaf is the tendou..
why am i here

guess monster :b :
cus u like someone and ur too much of a pussy 2 confess

Semi:
whatever I'm gonna go practice my guiyar
ill deal w/this shit later

Sho !!:
WHATT U PLAY GUITAR
THATS SO AWESOME SAUCE

Semi:
i guess?? idk

guess monster :b :
i wish Ushi was here

oiks 😋:
if u add him i'll skin you.

guess monster :b :
cool ur tits
dw I wont

Bokuto:
HEYHEYHEYYY
WHATS THIS

Sho !! : 
HEYY BOKUTO
this is js a gc I made for us to talk :3

Bokuto:
I just noticed the name,,!
how sigma

Bokuto changed their display name "hoot"

hoot:
is it that obvious I like Akaashi 

Kuroo: 
Yes.

kodzuken:
that reminds me I'm hanging out w him later today
thx for reminding me

hoot: 
ur welcome???

kodzuken:
anyways
who do y'all like cus I'm curious 
I only know Kuroo's and Shoyo's

dashi <3:
is mine not obvious..?

hoot:
it's tsukkipoo right

dashi <3:
yeah

hoot:
mines Akaashi

noya :3 :
I dont like anyone

Sugawara:
he likes Asahi

noya :3 :
NOOOO
I DONT
SHHHHHHH

oiks 😋:
suree buddy
anyways mine is Iwa

kodzuken:
I have no idea who that is..!

oiks 😋:
Iwaizumi Hajime 
my teams Ace 
and my future husband

Hanamaki:
mines Matsukawa Issei, also on our team
were soulmates! (the voices told me so)

kodzuken:
ok..!

Aone:
Fukatachi

oiks 😋:
AONEEE
WHERE DID U COME FROM

Aone: 
my phone

Sho !:
HEYY AONE

Aone:
Hi Shoyo <3

Sugawara:
Shoyo, u gotta stop befriending ppl from other teams

Sho !:
MAKE ME BITCH

Sugwara:
ur running laps tm btw
anyways mine is Daichi

dashi<3:
theres a word for what everyone in this chat is.
it starts with F.

Sho !:
guchi.. don't u dare..

dashi<3:
F-F-F-FAAAAA

Sho !:
wowzers

Sugawara:
Ur running tm to if u say it.

dashi<3:
WELL DAMN
fine i wont

Sugawara:
good.

guess monster :b :
mines ushi :3

Sho !:
I KNEWWWW IT

guess monster :b :
goshi, my dear underclassman, u didn't tell this ginger (/neg) abt my crush right

Goshiki:
why am I getting dragged into this??!?!?!
also no, I didn't.

Sho !: 
I can just like
sense it
also
HEYYY SHIKI

Goshiki: 
hi, Hinata

Sho !:
SAY UR CRUSH

Goshiki:
his teammate is here, what if he snitches?!?!!

Sho !:
Aone-san is a man of few words, he wont say shit

Aone:
is it Kogane?

Goshiki:
...
perchance

Sho !:
KNEW ITTT
I HAVE A 6TH SENSE
HAHAHAHAA
wait Kuroo
@Kuroo

Kuroo:
what

Sho !:
whos ur crush

Kuroo:
snake bitch

kodzuken:
he means Daishou
also, if y'all were wondering, Lev is mine
thoughts?

Kuroo:
and prayers, your going to need them

Kuroo has changed their display name to "the kuro"

dashi<3:
why tf is that ur name

the kuro:
cus its something of a reference to my fav band
The Cure

kodzuken:
its stupid

the kuro:
SHUT UP NEOWWWW
yaku would support me if he was here

Sho !:
does have a crush

the kuro:
not that ik of

Sho !:
then he's not allowed
WAIT THAT REMINDS ME
I FORGOT TO ADD YACCHAN

Sho ! has added Yachi to the GC

Yachi:
me not already being here is a hatecrime

Sho !:
im sorry

Yachi:
IT WAS MY IDEA

Sho !:
oops

Yachi has changed their display name to "hitoka ^^"

hitoka ^^:
hes lucky he's one of my only friends
anyways
@everyone
I got a challenge for yall

oiks 😋:
I lowkey don't have a good feeling abt this

hitoka ^^:
good.

Hanamaki:
ruh roh raggy 

Sho !:
btw by being here you've already consented so there's no backing out

dashi <3:
now I'm scared..

hitoka ^^:
yall r gonna confess to ur crushes on by one based off a wheel :3
isnt that exciting!

oiks 😋:
oh.
uhmmm
no thanks

hitoka ^^:
in return u get to yap abt ur "unrequited" feelings here 

oiks 😋:
can i add someone to suffer with me

hitoka ^^:
ofc

oiks 😋 has added "Atsumu" to the GC

Atsumu has changed their display name to "atsu"

atsu:
Oikawa Tooru.

oiks 😋:
present!

atsu:
why am I here.

oiks 😋:
so u can finally stfu abt ur precious "Sunarin"
and so u can hopefully man up and crush

atsu:
no actually!

oiks 😋:
too. damn. bad.

Sho !:
Atsumu-san! hiii!

atsu:
HEYYY HINATA

dashi <3:
another team onto the list!

Sho !:
list??

dashi <3:
a list of teams u, by miracle, befriended

Nishinoya:
thats so Skibidi of u, Shoyo!

Sho !:
thx noya-san :3

Nishinoya:
wait can I add Ryu here

Sho !:
hes not too much of a pussy to confess to Shimizu-senpai tho

Nishinoya:
he has 2 crushes

Sho !:
oooo alright then

Nishinoya has added Tanaka to the GC

Tanaka:
YUU
HIIII

Nishinoya:
HIHI RYUU

oiks 😋:
u sure they aren't gay for each other?

Sugawara:
yeah
I think

Tanaka:
HEYY
I HAVE EYES FOR KIYOKO ONLY

Nishinoya:
and the other one

Tanaka:
erm!
no idea what ur talking about!

Nishinoya:
sure buddy, sure

Hanamaki:
"buddy" is CRAYYYYZEEEEEE

Tanaka:
whatever

hitoka ^^:
anyway the challenge begins tm

Tanaka:
challenge?? what challenge??

Nishinoya:
backread

Tanaka:
what if say no??

hitoka ^^:
Ill tell them for u

oiks 😋:
WJAT

guess monster :b :
HHUH
I DIDNT AGREE TO THAT??!!!?!

hoot:
oh.

the kuro:
oh.
erm!
what the sigma!

kodzuken:
oh.. that's not..

hitoka ^^:
then u better do it urself! :3

Sho !:
u wouldnt tell on me tho, right Hitoka
I made the GC

hitoka ^^:
im mad at u rn so I will

Sho !:
im sorry

hitoka ^^:
too late for that
anyways the challenge starts tm! have fun!

_____

 

12:03

Semi:
whatd I miss??

guess monster :b :
hi semi-semi :3

Semi:
oh..
I justt back read..
I hate you Tendou.

guess monster :b :
nah, ur my pookie
ily <3

Semi:
DIEEE