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Pol and Tankhun flopped down on the couch at York's Bar as they're tired from continuously dancing.
Khun : Ayy Pol! I'm so confused na! Top just won't listen to me!
Pol : Hmm
Khun : He keeps talking about his principles and my gifts being too much! Is it that hard to accept the car?! I just want the man I like to be comfortable oooi!
Pol : Hmm hmm
Khun: It's not even a big deal! Not like I'm gifting him a helicopter or something!!
Pol : Hmm hmm
Khun : Now tell me how on earth am I wrong in wanting the best for him? Is that my fault Pol?
Pol : Hmm? ...Mmh! Ah- No! No! Khin Nu is not your fault at all!
Khun : I know right! Ugh. Stupid Top with his stupid handsome face and stupid morals!....... Ay Pol!
Pol: HMM!?
Khun : Don't let your principles be like Top's na. Stupid things won't let you grab onto better stuff.
Pol : *chuckling* don't worry na Khun Nu. If a beautiful man disagrees with me I will immediately change my views. I have no principles.
Arm : I think you should have principles though.
Pol : You're right. I should.
Khun : ......
Pol:.......
Arm : ......
Khun : OOOII!! POL~
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Porsche, Kinn, Vegas and Pete hanging out on the couch.
Vegas : *flirting* That balm looks new Pete. Mind if I taste what flavor it is?
Porsche : *not looking up from his game* You don't have to. That lip balm tastes like cotton candy.
Kinn : EXCUSE ME?!
Vegas : WHAT THE FUCK!!
Kinn and Vegas : YOU GUYS KISSED?!!
Pete : *also not looking up from the game* No, he just ate my lip balm.
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Porsche comes jumping into the family room because he found an old DVD of their childhood.
Porsche : Look mae! This one's of my first Taekwondo tournament! Ay, Chay watch this one carefully. This was the final round and the first match of mine you attended.
Video plays-
Young Porsche -in red- is facing off his opponent -in blue. The fight starts and the kids begin throwing kicks and moves at each other. Suddenly another figure enters the match screen.
Toddler Chay waddle runs over to the blue guy at full speed and pushes him down. Warrior baby then let's out a fierce baby battle cry and tries to hit blue guys paddings but is quickly picked up by the refree. Poreche's dad comes onto screen half a second later and grabs his youngest son before quickly running away.
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Court Trial being held for someone stealing Tankhun's ice cream
Pol : Porchay Pichaya Kittisawat, did your boyfriend commit the crime?
Chay : *scoffs* He can't even commit to this relationship
Everyone else : OHH SNAP!
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Porsche: *Enters room*
Porsche: Kinn why are you standing on the table?
Kinn: It's my house! I can stand wherever the hell I want!
Porsche : *sighs*
Porsche : what's the spider?
Kinn : It's in the corner, right over there. Do you mind-
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Chay : I don't get it hia, how do you do the dating thing?
Macau : Come with me to a movie and I'll show you
Porsche : *impressed* smooth
Kim : *Cocks his gun*
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"W-who are you?" the goon asks, squinting at the figure hiding in the shadows.
"Oh sweetheart," Pete says, stepping out of the shadows, a contorted grin across their face. "I am your worst nightmare."
"Wait a minute. You're that guy that tripped over my shoes on the bus this morning and said thank you-"
A sound is heard from the dark corner as Vegas face palms himself, muttering "Of course he fucking did"
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Killer : OPEN THE DOOR!
Chay : No! Where are you manners?
Killer : ......
Killer : .....please?
Chay : *Opens door* See it wasn't that hard now was it?
Kim : *Points gun at killer from behind Chay*
Kim : *mouths FUCK OFF*
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(Kinn is tired of everyone's bullshit )
Kinn: *points at Kim * fuck you
Kinn: *points at Tankhun* fuck you
Kinn: *points at Pete* fuck you
Kinn: *points at Vegas* fuck you
Kinn: *points at Porsche* fuck me
Kinn: *points at Chay* I'm not allowed to swear at you, so, hi.