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Kim: There's only one thing worse than losing
Kim: [rips off paper to make it say 'losing chay') Boom!
Chay, nodding: Me.
Everyone: NO-
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Kim : *moves out of the way*
Chay : Why did you move???
Kim : I thought you were gonna attack me
Chay : I was going to hug you!
Kim : Why would you hug me?
Chay : WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU????
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Pol : *catches a spider under a cup*
Khun : *adds two cups and shuffles them*
Khun : Now, let's play a little game
Pol, sobbing: W-why would you do that
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Pete : *taps in rhythm*
Macau : *taps in response*
Vegas : Stop that.
Pete : Stop what?
Vegas : You're talking about me in morse code.
Macau : Yes, that's what we're doing. In our very limited free time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you
[Later]
Macau, to Pete : That's exactly what we did.
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*Dinner at Minor Family mansion*
Pete : The food is too cute, I can't eat it!
Macau:
Chay:
Porsche:
Random bodyguard 1 :
Random bodyguard 2 :
Vegas : You're cute, but I'd still eat y-
Macau : ONE DINNER
Porsche : *sighs* here we go again
Macau : ONE NORMAL DINNER IS ALL I ASK!
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Porchay : *finds a random note on the table*
Porchay : I think someone dropped this... If you S my D, I'll E your A, and F that H till I make you C
Porchay : Hia what does that mean??
Kinn : .....
Porsche : ......
Pete : If you Stay my Dear, I'll Ease your Anguish, and Free that hatred till I make you Content
Porchay : Aaahhhh! That's so sweet!
Porsche : *glares at Kinn while daging his thumb accross his neck*
Kinn : *gulps*
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Kinn: *applying chapstick*
Porsche : What flavour is that?
Kinn : Coffee. It really tastes like it too!
Porsche : Can i try it?
Kinn : sure *pouts lips for a kiss*
Porsche : *eats the chapstick*
Kinn: PORSCHE NOO! SPIT IT OUT! THAT'S NOT FOOD!
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Vegas: Nice hands, teerak.
Pete: Uh... Thank you?
Vegas: I bet they'd look great wrapped around my-
Macau, from across the room: TRIPITAKA! WRAPPED AROUND THE TRIPITAKA! IN THE NAME OF BUDDHA!
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Kinn : don't choke on your food
Porsche : I can choke on something else ;)
Macau, shoving a seekh kabab into Porsche's mouth: ONE NIGHT! JUST GIVE ME ONE NIGHT
Kinn : That Kabab's smaller than my-
Macau : THIS IS NOT WHY I MOVED IN HERE!
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Chay: Hey Macau do you want a quickie? in the kitchen?
Macau : A FUCKING WHAT?!
Chay : You know one of those egg baking things. P'Vegas made some
Macau: A QUICHE ?? Do you mean a QUICHE ?!?
Chay : Same thing
Kim, Porsche and Macau : NO-
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Kinn and Tankhun: *screaming*
Kim, running into the room: Kinn what's wrong?!
Tankhun : why are you only asking him?! we're both screaming!
Kim: because Kinn doesn't scream unless it's an emergency. You on the other hand scream whenever you have the chance.
Tankhun : YOU INSOLENT LITTLE-
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Kinn : if someone wanted to set a trap for you, what should they use as bait?
Chay : honestly, they could just draw a circle on the floor and I'd go stand in it
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Kinn : Esto es tu culpa!
Porsche : No, it's not!
Vegas : You speak Spanish?
Porsche : No, I just know the phrase "this is all your fault" in every language he speaks.
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Vegas : i win
Pete : i'm literally pinning you down right now
Vegas : i know
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Porsche : How long does it take before you start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?
Chan : I think-
Chay : Seventy-two hours.
Chan : And how do you know?
Chay : There's a clown behind you.
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*Ohm comes for a sleepover*
Ohm : why would i fuck a demon? simple; the status. imagine you and your friends arriving at the gates of hell, they're all crying, scared to death, and you just walk into the arms of your sugar demon. Lgendry.
Chay : it's 3 am, what the fuck
Tankhun : no-
Tankhun : continue, you have a point
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