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“oh My gof i camt believe its another crackfic” queenofOREQAS said
“yer, but this one degraded in quality” tamotosoupandposta said
“lmao why?”
“tomato has writer's block”
“yeah that makes sense”
“WDYM THAT MAKES SENSE?!?!?!”
“UOU WANNA GO?!?!?!”
“HELL YEEQH”
AND PUNCH BUT IT WAS BETTER THIS TIME BECAUSE THERE WAS SOME CONTEXR
BUT IT WAS ALSO WORSE THIS TIME BECAUSE THE CONTEXT DIDNG MAKE SENSE
AND MARZZZTYEHUMAN AND THISCOOOKIEDOUGHISRAW SHOWRD UP BECAUSE THEY VOULD SENSE A FIGHT WAS BREWING OR SMTH IDK GO ASK THEM NOT ME
AND NOOTMARE0110111001101111011011110111010001101101011000010111001001100101 ALONG WITH KITCHENAID_BLENDER WERE UMM
THEY WERE
THEY
yeah
“FIGHT FIOITG FIU5GE” thoscookiedougj8sRAWWWWWWWWWW CHEERED
“LEMME GO GET MY ultra expensive™ CAMERA!!!!” marzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZE HUMAN SAID
AND THEN A FLASH HAPPENED
“OH SHIT IT'S THE COPS-!” TOMATO SKEDADDLED AND TRIPPED LIKE A LOSER WITH WRITERS BLOCK
EXCOEPT IT WASNT THE COPA!!!!!!!!
ITS WAS TELSK
TESLEOOD
YK????
THE ONE NO ONE CAN SPELL WITHOUT COPY AND PASTE
THE ONE WHO WRITES BANGER FICS??
WE KNOW EM
ANYWAYS
“holy SHIT IT'S TESTOSTERONE!!!!!!” QUENEN OF OREWWWWSO EXCLAIMED
“WHY DID YOI COME FROM HEAVEN??!?!??!?!?!?!” THISCOOOOOOOOKIEYSBJWAJIS RAWWQQWQWWWW ASKED
“Because people don't get writer's block in heaven” telsbekejisoaksjs said like a cool person who isn't a loser /targeted /I know who I am
AND THEN NOOTMARE01101110011011110110111101110100 MATERIALIZED OUT OF NOWHERE
“aW0gZ29ubmEgZ2l2ZSB0b3J0dXJlIG91ciBsaXR0bGUgc2lsbHkgZ3V5IHRzdWthc2EgdGVubWE=” SHE BEATBOXED
“WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!” - marzzzzzzzzzXERHUMAITNY
“oh yeah she does this a lot” KITCHENAID_BLENDER SAID AS SHE ALSO MATERIALIZED OUT OF NOWHERE
HAPPY ENDING EVERYONE WINS EXCOEPT TOMATEORTO WHO HAS WRITERS BLOCK