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1. Halo 5 if it was crack by mcburger117

   Fandoms: Halo (Video Games) & Related Fandoms  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M, M/M
   • Complete Work

   21 Jul 2024

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Jameson Locke/Undisclosed
   • Jameson Locke/Original Character(s)
   • Cortana/John-117 | Master Chief
   • Jameson Locke
   • John-117 | Master Chief
   • Cortana (Halo)
   • Blue Team (Halo)
   • Fireteam Osiris
   • Edward Buck
   • Holly Tanaka
   • Olympia Vale
   • No Smut
   • Crack
   • Not Canon Compliant - Halo 5: Guardians
   • Satire
   • we hate Jameson Locke in this household
   • crackfic
   • no beta we die like spartans
   • cringe pick me y/n stereotype
   • I love cortana
   • insert halo theme

   Summary

   An entirely satire fic. Dont take it seriously. A non canon Halo 5 fic written under 30 minutes ONLY for cringe purposes , enjoy bleeding your eyes out <3

   Series

   • Part 1 of Professionally Cyberbullying Jameson Locke by writing fanfics

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   605

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

   7

   Kudos:

   7

   Hits:

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