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Nagito was too poor to buy cardbord cutouts of Hajime Hinata.
Nagito was sad then he hear glass breaking.
"News paper time!" Nagito said to nobody.
After awhile of reading Da Monokuma Times he see ad for a Job at Target. "Ima go to target and get job"
he get in his magical trash can and went to target, at target da manager say to work at da cash redisher.
Nagito Starts working and a lady with a 187182 oz stanly and 50 glalons of milk
Comes up to him and tells him to ring up her things. "ur toetall is $608,182,089,994 nagito says, da lady pulls out a credit card and pays.
Pete Wentz Comes up and says "Hi I'm pete wentz and I'd like two buy this printer, 25 eggs, Playstain 7 and 6 Copys Of GTA 6." pete says.
"Hi I'm Nagito Komaeda and I'm going to light you on fire," nagito Says,
Nagito lights pete on fire while laughing.
"Hi I'm Pete wentz and I'M ON FIRE!!" Pete says
TO BE CONTINEWED