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1. Diamonds for Princes by LaughingStones

   Fandoms: Homestuck  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   21 Mar 2016

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Bro Strider & Kurloz Makara
   • Kurloz Makara
   • Bro Strider
   • Aphrodisiacs
   • Pale Romance | Moirallegiance
   • Alternate Universe - No Sburb/Sgrub Sessions
   • trolls & humans & carapaces all live together
   • hemocaste flip
   • Certain People in the troll government are trying to fix this injust shit
   • but it's an uphill battle
   • Caretaking
   • Bro and Kurloz being Really Fucking Bad at this shit
   • Breathtaking levels of Strider and Makara idiocy
   • The Internet is the Source of All Knowledge
   • but said knowledge includes some really dumb ideas
   • Implied/Referenced Sexual Assault
   • mostly offscreen masturbation
   • No Sex
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Emotional Hurt/Comfort
   • POV Switching

   Summary

   "What the fuck,” Dave says. "Care to explain why you’re carrying around a gigantic naked unconscious troll?”

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   In which two people unsuited in oh so many ways for any interpersonal relationship strike up a moirallegiance.

   Series

   • Part 1 of Unexpected Diamonds

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   28,337

   Chapters:

   3/3

   Comments:

   190

   Kudos:

   798

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