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do trolls have any other strange abilities that you havent told me about yet
LIKE WHAT?
i dunno can you breathe underwater
DO I LOOK LIKE A SEA-DWELLER? NO, DAVE.
can you keep your eyes open for a freakishly long amount of time
I DON’T KNOW?? WHAT’S CONSIDERED “FREAKISHLY LONG”???
fuck the movie its experiment time
by experiment i mean staring contest
STARING CONTEST?
yup get ready
WELL THAT’S HARDLY FAIR.
how so
WELL, DAVE, LET’S THINK.
THOSE POINTLESS SHADES ACTUALLY DO PREVENT ME FROM SEEING YOUR EYES. HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL WHEN YOU BLINK??
shit
uhhhh okay
i can just tell you
ill be honest
scouts honour
wait does it count if i didnt do scouts
NONE OF THAT COUNTS BECAUSE NO!
I’M JUST SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE YOU??
well yeah
do you not trust me karkat
NO.
ow okay then
SO..??
i guess this is a one sided staring contest
FUCK NO.
WHY DON’T WE JUST HAVE A COMPLETELY NORMAL STARING CONTEST LIKE YOU NORMALLY WOULD???
because the shades
YES I KNOW ABOUT THE SHADES. I’M SUGGESTING YOU JUST TAKE THEM OFF!!!
oh
i mean i could do that
i guess
SO DO!?!?
I DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR EYES, DAVE.
IF WE ARE GONNA DO THIS WE ARE GONNA DO IT PROPERLY.
AND THAT MEANS I FIRSTLY HAVE TO AT LEAST SEE YOUR EYES.
if you insist
OH.
oh
OH.
UH. SO.
STARING CONTEST.
okay so
staring contest
THEY ARE..
i know
NICE.
A WEIRDLY NICE COLOUR.
NOT WEIRDLY.
THEY ARE A NICE COLOUR.
I’M GLAD YOU TOOK THEM OFF, FINALLY.
I DO LIKE THEM.
ALSO, I THINK YOU BLINKED.
yeah these old things are not adjusted to how bright this room is
ouch
OK BEFORE YOU PUT YOUR SHADES ON FOREVER AGAIN CAN I SEE THEM?
have you been enchanted by these pure strider eyes
YOU WISH.
maybe just a little bit yeah
CAN I SEE THEM OR NO?
ok maybe a little bit just for you bro
OK, COOL.
THEY ARE..
I CAN’T EVEN WORD IT RIGHT..
are you attracted to them or what
cause youre getting very close here dude
A LITTLE?
I MEAN LIKE.
FUCK NEVERMIND.
YOU CAN PUT THEM BACK ON NOW.
ESPECIALLY IF THE ROOM BRIGHTNESS IS HURTING.
no wait what were you saying
about being attracted to them
continue that
NOTHING.
YOU DON’T NEED A BIGGER EGO, DAVE. JUST FORGET ABOUT THAT.
do you like me
like like me
WHAT?
flush way
OH.
UH.
also have you still not blinked cause thats fucking crazy dude
OH. NO, I DON’T THINK SO?
crazy
anyways yeah
weird question i know but does your attraction go beyond my eyes
IT..
. . .
okay fine round two
WHAT?
staring contest round two
my eyes are adjusted a bit more
OKAY.. SURE.
. . .
. . .
WHAT THE FUCK??
DAVE??
sup
was that
yay or nay
DAVE. THAT WAS
yay or nay
DID THAT MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU?
do you think i wouldve done it if it didnt
OKAY. FUCK. I DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW LONG I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THAT.
awesome
thats cool
me either
staring contest round three or
YES.
BUT.. UH.
YOU DON’T NEED TO START A STARING CONTEST AS AN EXCUSE TO KISS ME.
JUST DO IT.