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You feel flush creep up your neck and scowl. “Whatever, Lalonde. And no, I'm not going to visit him for you. Do it yourself.” You made your way out of the mealblock, turning left down the hallway. Rose is smirking at you. Because she knows. And you know too, that this is obviously the wrong way down to your room.
You would've had to turn right down the hallway. Because if you go left the only room someone currently occupied was Dave's, two doors from Rose's, five from Kanaya’s, and a very obvious distance from your own.
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And by the way he's tilting his hand away from you and his shoulder are shaking slightly as if he's holding in laughter, he definitely did. You huff and the sound of June and Jade laughing at you fades in while the water in your ears receeds out. June says something to you but you're not listening, still staring at the lifeguard chair. Or really just the lifeguard.
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soldier boy - The Shirelles
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a dumb davekat college au I made and has worked into my brain
I update when I wantMet in highschool didn't really know each other slow burn in college oh yeah rosemary is there gotta have lesbians somehow yada yada they fake date as a joke to get back at someone and yeah
May be ooc for some parts because I suuuuuck at my job lmao
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It's a normal night on patrol when a chaotic third party takes a mechanical whisk to the nights events.
And then doesn't leave.Bookmarked by crabapple_mp3
11 Aug 2026
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Karkat became a hero to help people. The pay is... decent, but the hours are long, the paperwork is expansive, and the people in charge are assholes. On top of that, he's got a special assignment to take down and bring in one of the biggest annoyances in existence, a villain named Knight.
Surely there will be no complications whatsoever with this very straightforward assignment.
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11 Aug 2026
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Solo una salida a comprar hielo.
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11 Aug 2026
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Your Interpersonal, Intergalactic Relationship: A Beginner's Guide by sicklekind
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03 Sep 2015
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A beginner's guide to playing hopscotch, overcoming internalized homophobia, and falling in love with your alien best friend.
Disclaimer: results may take up to three (3) years to appear.
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09 Aug 2026
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“Holy shit,” you whisper. Dave joins you at the window.
There are no stars left in the sky. Nothing but blackness and a faint soap bubble sheen.
“Is that a dream bubble?” Dave says.
And then it swallows you.
Update: Now with a VERY NSFW illustration by Renaris.
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09 Aug 2026