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irony and alcohol poisoning

Summary:

a dumb davekat college au I made and has worked into my brain
I update when I want

Met in highschool didn't really know each other slow burn in college oh yeah rosemary is there gotta have lesbians somehow yada yada they fake date as a joke to get back at someone and yeah

May be ooc for some parts because I suuuuuck at my job lmao

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

Chapter 1: BEFORE I SAY ANYTHING!!!!!!

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Before I say anything must I add that first of all. I have never wrote a fanfic before muc less posted it so bear with me. Not my first rodeo writing, though so I hope it's not terrible to sit through,,,,,, anyway. Here goes gang

Also now all my chapters are weird because I added this. Sorry I guess whoopsie doo 

- oreoz