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1. Love on the Line by nandorisms

   Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   03 Aug 2024

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Guillermo de la Cruz/Nandor the Relentless
   • Guillermo de la Cruz
   • Nandor the Relentless (What We Do in the Shadows TV)
   • Not Actually Unrequited Love
   • Jealous Nandor the Relentless (What We Do in the Shadows TV)
   • Soft Nandor the Relentless (What We Do in the Shadows TV)
   • Mild Hurt/Comfort
   • Love Confessions
   • Idiots in Love
   • Ambiguous/Open Ending
   • Pining
   • Denial of Feelings
   • Romance
   • Sex hotlines as therapy
   • Jessica Lange Meme: there's not going to be any smut you stupid slut

   Summary

   Unable to slumber, Nandor impulsively calls a vampire sex hotline and finds himself in a surprising and heartfelt conversation that forces him to confront his deepest emotions and desires. Some things are easier said over the phone. [Set after the events of season 5, with spoilers from interviews and articles by the show's staff]

   Language:

   English

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   1/1

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