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Louis @LDPDL just tweeted:
Why did I just gain 200K followers? Did Daniel post my ass somewhere?
Daniel Molloy ✅ @Molloy_Daniel replied to @LDPDL: Why you assuming it was me and not Frenchie?
Louis @LDPDL replied to @Molloy_Daniel: he doesn't know how
LESTAT ✅ @TheVampLestat replied to @LDPDL: Mes faguettes! Retrouver le cul de Louis!
[Twitter Translation: My faguettes! Find Louis' ass!]Louis @LDPDL replied to @TheVampLestat: find it your damn self
LESTAT ✅ @TheVampLestat replied to @LDPDL: Mon cher, don't mind if I do
Daniel Molloy ✅ @Molloy_Daniel replied to @LDPDL and @TheVampLestat: I hate gay people
TMZ ✅ @TMZ just tweeted:
BREAKING NEWS: Daniel Molloy author of "Non-fiction" Book Interview with The Vampire is Being Cancelled Due to Hate Speech [attached is the screenshot of tweet and article]
LESTAT ✅ @TheVampLestat replied to @TMZ: Oui, je suis une victime
[Twitter Translation: Yes, I am a victim]Daniel Molloy ✅ @Molloy_Daniel replied to @TheVampLestat: Aren't you always getting cancelled too?
LESTAT ✅ @TheVampLestat replied to @Molloy_Daniel: Now it's your turn
Louis @LDPDL just tweeted:
Social anxiety is like being in a movie where everyone has the script except you
Lindyyy @BilliesBabyMama replied to @LDPDL: SO REAL ..... Show us your titties
Damien @PlayBoiiiLestat replied to @LDPDL: that's so deep daddy
Denn1s @Some1sGayFriend replied to @LDPDL: Wow! So funny! Whimpering audios when pookie???
Spotify ✅ @Spotify just tweeted:
"Long Face" by THE VAMPIRE LESTAT has reached 1 Billion streams on Spotify!
LESTAT ✅ @TheVampLestat replied to @Spotify: Merci, gay youth! To celebrate I will exploit my Louis' perfect body!
Lesbian Lestat @Lesbians4Lestat replied to @TheVampLestat: "Thank you Lestat" we say in unison
Louis @LDPDL replied to @TheVampLestat: hell no
LESTAT ✅ @TheVampLestat just tweeted:
Désolé, I cannot get canceled today. It is the day of my dog's baptism.
Louis @LDPDL replied to @TheVampLestat: Not a baptism we're giving Cherie a bath
LESTAT ✅ @TheVampLestat replied to @LDPDL: then why am I at a church at night in a white gown?
Louis @LDPDL replied to @TheVampLestat: were you planning on performing the baptism yourself? Shouldn't Cherie be in the white gown?
LESTAT ✅ @TheVampLestat replied to @LDPDL: Oui and don't be ridiculous I bought one for her too
BITE ME VAMPY @BellaDonna just tweeted:
"I'd fix him" I wouldn't. I'd put him in a small cardboard box and shake it very hard.
LESTAT ✅ @TheVampLestat replied to @BellaDonna: I did this to my sweet Louis now we're in love.
Daniel Molloy ✅ @Molloy_Daniel replied to @TheVampLestat: More like his suffering from Stockholm syndrome
LESTAT ✅ @TheVampLestat replied to @Molloy_Daniel: you are mistaken my precious Louis is from America not Sweden
Daniel Molloy ✅ @Molloy_Daniel replied to @TheVampLestat: for fuck's sake
LESTAT ✅ @TheVampLestat just tweeted:
A funny little human brought a gun to the restaurant I'm at and is taking everyone's valuables... Pathetic, rob people like a man with a sword
LESTAT ✅ @TheVampLestat replied to @TheVampLestat: Great a second man appeared with a gun... two men and not a sword amongst them
LESTAT ✅ @TheVampLestat replied to @TheVampLestat: They're getting closer to me I cant wait
Louis @LDPDL replied to @TheVampLestat: call the police Lestat!
LESTAT ✅ @TheVampLestat replied to @LDPDL: I can't
Louis @LDPDL replied to @TheVampLestat: why lestat
LESTAT ✅ @TheVampLestat replied to @LDPDL: I'm reducing my screen time
Daniel Molloy ✅ @Molloy_Daniel replied to @TheVampLestat: you're literally live tweeting the whole thing
Pop Crave ✅ @PopCrave just tweeted:
BREAKING NEWS: Louis de Lioncourt Refusing to Call Police During Restaurant Robbery [Attached is the article]
Daniel Molloy ✅ @Molloy_Daniel replied to @PopCrave: How about you report on the criminal???
LESTAT ✅ @TheVampLestat replied to @PopCrave: I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE THERE ???
Louis @LDPDL replied to @PopCrave: You guys have exactly three minutes to remove this fucking post before I buy your company and fire you all
REPOSTED by Louis @LDPDL:
That's what I fucking thought
Pop Crave ✅ @PopCrave just tweeted:
BREAKING NEWS: Louis de Lioncourt Refusing to Call Police During Restaurant Robbery [Attached is the article]
[THIS POST HAS BEEN DELETED]
REPOSTED by LESTAT ✅ @TheVampLestat"
as you youth say MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN
Louis @LDPDL: That's what I fucking thought
Lestat's Blood Dispenser @DebbieCakes just tweeted:
LOUIS IS TOO POWERFUL !!!!! He took down Pop Crave!!
Penny ✌🏼 @babydollpenn replied to @DebbieCakes: Notice how all other news outlets are silent.. looking at you @TMZ
Carmy @carmyx10000 replied to @DebbieCakes and @babydollpenn: LOUSTAT REIGNS SUPREME
TRENDING IN THE US
1 - LOUSTAT
2 - Bye Pop Crave
3 - Louis de Pointe du Cunt
LESTAT ✅ @TheVampLestat just tweeted:
The internet is telling moi my Louis is giving cunt this I don't understand
Jack @JackOfNoTrades replied to @TheVampLestat: very close but he's serving it !!
LESTAT ✅ @TheVampLestat replied to @JackOfNoTrades: on a platter ou quoi ??
Louis @LDPDL replied to @TheVampLestat: please stop talking about me like this
LESTAT ✅ @TheVampLestat replied to @LDPDL: I need answers Louis! Who's cunt are you serving? How'd you obtain one without my notice?
Brenda @BeepBeepBrenda just tweeted:
I thought book loustat was as gay as it was gonna get but these online gays are taking the gold
Fluer 💐 @DontCallMeFloor replied to @BeepBeepBrenda: Never once did they break character... OSCAR WIN WHEN??
Vogue Magazine ✅ @voguemagazine just tweeted:
Lestat de Lioncourt, on The Importance of Queer Fashion and Self Expression: "I'm already going to Hell, let me arrive in style." [Article attached beside a phot of Lestat in a mesh crop top and low waisted black jeans]
MELANIEEEEEE @ThatMusicBaddie just tweeted:
MY FAVE QUOTES FROM LESTAT'S VOGUE INTERVIEW A THREAD
MELANIEEEEEE @ThatMusicBaddie replied to @ThatMusicBaddie: [interviewer: why do you think you're going to Hell? Because you're queer? Lestat: Non, on the account of the murders] HES SO UNSERIOUS LMAOOOO
MELANIEEEEEE @ThatMusicBaddie replied to @ThatMusicBaddie: [interviewer: you get in hot water all the time, are you surprised your career is still afloat? Lestat: Why would it not be? I speak the truth. In an artificial world such as this I am a rarity] SO REAL
MELANIEEEEEE @ThatMusicBaddie replied to @ThatMusicBaddie: [interviewer: when are you retiring the vampire persona? Lestat: When are you retiring those hideous spectacles? I was under the assumption Vogue was a fashion magazine] he clocked her teaaaaaa
MELANIEEEEEE @ThatMusicBaddie replied to @ThatMusicBaddie: [interviewer: Tell us about Louis. Who is he to you? Lestat: Louis, my Saint Louis.. He is the keeper of all that I am. The light to my ever growing darkness. There is no Lestat without Louis. In all truth, if I were to lose him again I would cease to exist. I live for him and him alone. I live to abide him to serve him to please him. To make Louis feel loved is my truest purpose] God when is it my turn?????
TMZ ✅ @TMZ just tweeted:
BREAKING NEWS: JUSTIN AND HAILEY BIEBER DROPPED ALL CHARGES AGAINST LESTAT DE LIONCOURT [Article attached here]
LESTAT ✅ @TheVampLestat replied to @TMZ: @LDPDL ♥️
Louis @LDPDL just tweeted:
[attached is a series of four photos of Louis and Lestat] [Lestat in Louis lap grinning like a madman at the camera] [Louis and Lestat in each others clothing] [Lestat crying with an Ouija board in hand] [Louis kissing the Ouija board]
LESTAT ✅ @TheVampLestat replied to @LDPDL: the light to my ever growing darkness
Louis @LDPDL replied to @TheVampLestat: dont quote yourself at me (I love you too)
TRENDING WORLDWIDE
1 - LOUSTAT
2 - StaringRespectfully👁️👁️
3 - Louis' light to Lestat's ever growing darkness
Brianna @SaveTheTruffulaTrees just tweeted:
AS MUCH AS I LOVE LOUSTAT i need someone to rescue Louis... Black ppl don't mess with ouija boards tf is he doing??? @LDPDL bb say the word and I'll save you from more yt ppl activities
Louis @LDPDL replied to @SaveTheTruffulaTrees: please this white man is driving me crazy