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After Tom takes Greg out to teach him how to be rich, Greg decides to return the favor and give Tom a tour of how to be poor in the city via St. Mark's. A series of mishaps, of course, inevitably occur.
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Tom scoffed, “I’m not fucking crawling on the dirty subway floor. First of all, the suit is dry-clean only. Second of all, I’m not a goddamn dog or toddler. I’m a grown, successful man. And I’m going to hop the turnstile like a man would.”
Gripping the sides of the turnstile with unsure hands, he began to hoist himself over. For a few seconds, he really felt like one of those cool NYU artsy kids he had always secretly been jealous of. That was, of course, before his foot got stuck on the last bar, and he face planted onto the subway floor (more commonly known as a pile of germs, chewed gum, and every single person in the city’s dirty footprints since probably the 19-fucking-40s).
The MTA employee just shook his head with a disappointed look from his box, and a girl leaning on the tiled walls side-eyed them and loudly popped her gum.
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You (Just Like Heaven) by Insert_Mild_Screeching
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
07 Dec 2024
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In which Richie and Eddie debate totally, definitely, entirely maturely whether or not Eddie actually knows CPR based on his training and certification. Challenges are made, bets are raised, and ulterior motives are involved.
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“Excuse you!” Richie gasped in mock outrage,“ I know CPR, I give it to your mom all the time!”
“Richie what does that even mean,” Eddie scoffed, “that makes absolutely no sense!”
“Hey,” Richie started, somberly and softly placing his hand on Eddie’s. He paused before his serious face began twisting into his telltale smirk, “it's okay to admit that you're such a virgin you can’t even imagine what I get up to.”
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"It's paramount that we conceive so they don't annul our marriage."
"We aren't married," Daeron cries. What has he done to his cousin?
Or everytime daeron thinks he knows madness, valarr goes further to show him what real madness is
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But still the envious flood by girlwithabird42
Fandoms: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
15 Jul 2026
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In all his dreams, Daeron drowns. There are many standing at the shore.
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- Part 3 of Once and future
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25 Aug 2026
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Two by two, three by three, there’s the rat and there’s the flea.
Five by five, none will survive.
In the wake of Ashford Meadow, Prince Maekar turns his attention upon his troubled eldest.
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25 Aug 2026
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[you've got] that suspicious look in your eyes by Potrix
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Daredevil (TV), The Punisher (TV 2017), Deadpool (Movieverse)
05 May 2025
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Peter sees the Punisher hold a baby, and it does not compute, nope. Record scratch, jaw on the floor. Error 404, thought process interrupted, higher brain function not found.
Because what?
[5 times Peter’s sure Frank has got to be planning something nefarious, plus the 1 time he realizes that even the Punisher is just a regular guy. With guns. A lot of guns, actually, so not exactly a normal guy, but—]
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13 Aug 2026
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Peter Parker v. The Ao3 Author's Curse by EvieNyx
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
10 Aug 2026
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Peter Parker just wants to be Spider-Man, graduate high school, and finish his fix-it fanfiction of the Star Wars Sequel Trilogy. Unfortunately, no one can escape the Ao3 Author's Curse—not even a superhero. Over the years, Peter becomes quite infamous for his increasingly ridiculous author's notes, as well as his dedication to finish his story anyway.
A tale told exclusively through Ao3 Author's Notes and Comment Sections.
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11 Aug 2026