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After Tom takes Greg out to teach him how to be rich, Greg decides to return the favor and give Tom a tour of how to be poor in the city via St. Mark's. A series of mishaps, of course, inevitably occur.
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Tom scoffed, “I’m not fucking crawling on the dirty subway floor. First of all, the suit is dry-clean only. Second of all, I’m not a goddamn dog or toddler. I’m a grown, successful man. And I’m going to hop the turnstile like a man would.”
Gripping the sides of the turnstile with unsure hands, he began to hoist himself over. For a few seconds, he really felt like one of those cool NYU artsy kids he had always secretly been jealous of. That was, of course, before his foot got stuck on the last bar, and he face planted onto the subway floor (more commonly known as a pile of germs, chewed gum, and every single person in the city’s dirty footprints since probably the 19-fucking-40s).
The MTA employee just shook his head with a disappointed look from his box, and a girl leaning on the tiled walls side-eyed them and loudly popped her gum.
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You (Just Like Heaven) by Insert_Mild_Screeching
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
07 Dec 2024
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In which Richie and Eddie debate totally, definitely, entirely maturely whether or not Eddie actually knows CPR based on his training and certification. Challenges are made, bets are raised, and ulterior motives are involved.
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“Excuse you!” Richie gasped in mock outrage,“ I know CPR, I give it to your mom all the time!”
“Richie what does that even mean,” Eddie scoffed, “that makes absolutely no sense!”
“Hey,” Richie started, somberly and softly placing his hand on Eddie’s. He paused before his serious face began twisting into his telltale smirk, “it's okay to admit that you're such a virgin you can’t even imagine what I get up to.”
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One Short of Unlucky by ClockworkCourier
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
09 Oct 2014
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Will had something for Nico long before he ever did anything about it. In fact, he didn't even have a word for what it was.
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29 Nov 2025
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Less Than Kind by orphan_account
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
16 Aug 2015
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“I hardly believed it,” said Maedhros. “What are you doing here?”
"I bring a message from my father."
Maedhros blinked. "Really?"
Fingon grinned. "I believe his exact words were: you're visiting who, well if you must you must, say something suitable, something something friendship something something kinsmen, tell him good job keeping my brother's sons out of trouble, I'd rather wrestle another ice bear myself – but don't say it like that!"
_Fingon goes to visit Maedhros, accidentally arrives during a Fëanorion family reunion, and quickly regrets many (but not all) of his life choices.
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19 Nov 2025
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One week after finalizing his divorce, Tom takes a private trip to Las Vegas at Greg’s behest, and the two of them black out for the better part of a week together. They assume they must have had a relatively good time, and each put it out of their minds.
Until a month later, when a marriage certificate arrives at Greg’s address and Tom confirms with the Nevada vital statistics that they were, indeed, married in Vegas. To each other.
This, they can’t put out of their minds, not when Waystar gets wind of it and Karolina and Hugo hatch a plan to make their idiotic mistake make sense- namely, they have to pretend they’re actually in love and act unbothered by the idea that they’re a now openly gay couple working at ATN.
However. Being a husband has some perks now and again, even with the ups and downs of their always torrid relationship.
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- Part 1 of Husband Privileges Extended Universe
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15 Nov 2025
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Tom takes care of Greg, with many layers of bargaining, withheld information, and slaughterhouse imagery in between. Meanwhile: Tom's marriage will be a slow death.
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14 Nov 2025
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Greg and Kendall get to know their new neighbors: each other.
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14 Nov 2025