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1. His Lips Are Really Fucking Soft by Royalrastafariannaynays

   Fandoms: Homestuck  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   23 Jan 2016

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
   • Cold Showers
   • Kissing
   • Mistletoe
   • I spy ficlet
   • colorful imaginations
   • Masturbation
   • beating the meat
   • jerkin it
   • making the bald man cry
   • whacking those weeds
   • adjusting the antenna
   • Backstroke roulette
   • charming the snake
   • oil the glove
   • holding the sausage hostage
   • shucking corn
   • Can be read independently from the series

   Summary

   dave's a little flustered after kissing karkat under the mistletoe, and REALLY needs to solve his problem

   Series

   • Part 3 of We Met in a Public Place

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   1,019

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

   9

   Kudos:

   177

   Bookmarks:

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