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1. Stop Telephoning Me by ImNotYourStar

   Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   09 Aug 2024

   Tags

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   • Astarion/Gale (Baldur's Gate)
   • Karlach/Shadowheart (Baldur's Gate)
   • Lae'zel/Wyll (Baldur's Gate)
   • Gale (Baldur's Gate)/Mystra (Dungeons & Dragons)
   • Gale & Shadowheart (Baldur's Gate)
   • Gale & Karlach (Baldur's Gate)
   • Gale & Wyll (Baldur's Gate)
   • Gale & Halsin (Baldur's Gate)
   • Gale & Lae'zel (Baldur's Gate)
   • Gale & Halsin & Karlach & Lae'zel & Shadowheart & Wyll (Baldur's Gate)
   • Astarion (Baldur's Gate)
   • Gale (Baldur's Gate)
   • Karlach (Baldur's Gate)
   • Shadowheart (Baldur's Gate)
   • Lae'zel (Baldur's Gate)
   • Wyll (Baldur's Gate)
   • Halsin (Baldur's Gate)
   • Mystra (Dungeons & Dragons)
   • Alternate Universe
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Alternate Universe - Human
   • Alternate Universe - No Powers
   • Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting
   • Oneshot
   • Bloodweave
   • BWBR31Gays
   • POV Gale (Baldur's Gate)
   • Mystra Being an Asshole (Dungeons & Dragons)
   • Astarion (Baldur's Gate) Hates Mystra (Dungeons & Dragons)
   • Astarion Being Astarion (Baldur's Gate)
   • Gale Needs a Hug (Baldur's Gate)
   • Clubbing
   • Dancing
   • Divorce
   • Swearing
   • Cheating
   • Exes
   • Flirting
   • Drinking
   • Drunkenness
   • Drunken Kissing
   • Drunken Flirting
   • Drunk Dancing
   • Alcohol Alternative to Feeling Like Yourself
   • That's a Song Lyric
   • Grinding
   • Making Out
   • Kissing
   • French Kissing
   • Finger Sucking
   • Is Any of That Considered Smut
   • If Not Then There's No Smut
   • I Faded to Black for Some Reason

   Summary

   Gale's out on the town tonight with all his old friends to celebrate finally getting divorced from Mystra. Unfortunately, the damned insufferable harpy won't stop calling him. Salvation lies in the form of a handsome stranger with silver-white curls who makes it his mission to get Mystra to leave Gale alone.

   Series

   • Part 3 of Bloodweave Brainrot Discord 31 Gays of Summer

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