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7:43 PM

Tenya Iida added Yuuga Aoyama, Mina Ashido, Tsuyu Asui, and 17 more

Tenya Iida: This chat room will be used to help those who need help with school related issues. I trust that you all will be able to refrain from inappropriate language and conversation. Thank you.

Mina Ashido: go crazy guys

18 contacts’ names have been changed

Tenya Iida: It hasn’t even been 5 minutes,,,,,

Where?: What did you expect?

ExplosionMurderGod ’s name was changed to loudass

loudass: WHO THE FUCK DID THAT

Broccoli: 🤷

Tape Dispenser: ^

Airpods: ^

Balloon: ^

Where?: ^

Tails: ^

emo birb: ^

Balls: ^

froggo: ^

3D Printer: MINETA??????

Balls: Yes bbg 😏😏

3D Printer: OH GOD IM GONNA VOMIT

Tenya Iida: MINETA YOUR USERNAME IS EXTREMELY INAPPROPRIATE! IF YOU DO NOT CHANGE IT, I WILL HAVE TO MYSELF.

Queen: i got you iida

Balls ’s name was changed to ugly ass perv

ugly ass perv: HEY

Tenya Iida: …

Queen: am i wrong?

Tenya Iida: …I’ll accept it

Queen: LETS GO

Where?: IIDA SLAYYYYY

Tenya Iida ’s name was changed to God

God: I’m not quite sure how to feel about this.

Broccoli: I think you should feel good about it

God: Very well then. Thank you

pokeball: I dont get my username

The Boulder: todobro?

Tape Dispenser: Yo Kiri, avatar reference i like it

The Boulder: super manly am i right 💪💪

dumbass: yeah!!

dumbass: who set my name.

loudass: guess

dumbass: HEY THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR

The Boulder: Its ok Kami his name is loudass

dumbass: ig 😔😔

loudass: ok but actually who the fuck did it

loudass: i just want to talk

The Boulder: Hey Iida can I add my bro

God: Sure…?

The Boulder: Thanks dude!!

The Boulder added Tetsutetsu

The Boulder: BRO

Tetsutetsu: BRO

loudass: WHY ARE WE ADDING 1B BITCHES NOW

Broccoli: kacchan calm down !!

loudass: SHUT THE FUCK UP DEKU

Bakery: Um chill?

Snow White: ^

emo birb: ^

Balloon: ^

3D Printer: ^

Where?: ^

pokeball: ^

ugly ass perv: ^

Tails: ^

dumbass ’s name was changed to Pika

Pika: ^

Queen: Lmao bro had to change his name to join in

ugly ass perv: hey mina how about a smooch-

God has banned ugly ass perv for 24 hours

Queen: I MADE THE RIGHT DECISION OF NAMING YOU GOD 🙏🙏

Airpods: 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

God: Why, thank you Mina.

Tape Dispenser: Is everyone here?

emo birb: shoji hasnt said anything

limbs: yo 🤘

emo birb: yo

Pika: that isnt everyone is it???

God: I honestly feel so bad for the one you guys arent remembering. My deepest apology.

Queen: IM SOBBING DID YALL SERIOUSLY FORGET A CLASSMATE- ☠️☠️

Where?: OH SHIT

Where?: AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

pokeball: aoyama hasnt said anything

Airpods: FUCK

Broccoli: OOPS

3D Printer: AOYAMA NOOO

God: Aoyama? Are you alright?

…

God: Aoyama?

Yuuga Aoyama: My apologies, Monsieur. It seems I was preoccupied with other things.

Yuuga Aoyama ’s name was changed to Mauvaise Chienne

Balloon: BAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA

Pika: HELP SHAHSHHAHAHAHA

pokeball: what does that mean?

Bakery: translate pftttt

pokeball: oh

loudass: CAN YOU EXTRAS SHUT THE FUCK UP? I’M TRYINT TO SLEEP

Broccoli: kacchan its 8 😭😭

loudass: IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU DEKU

limbs: damn

loudass ’s name was changed to baby 🍼

Pika: who just did that

The Boulder: Oh god someone is going to die

Tetsutetsu: ???

Tape Dispenser: Mina run

Queen: HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS ME WTF

Tape Dispenser: I didn’t.

Queen: Fuck

pokeball: why are there explosions

pokeball: nevermind

baby 🍼: MINA WHEN I CATCH YOU MINA

Where?: AHAHJHAAHSHAHAJ

Balloon: GIRL-

Where?: SHUSH ITS FUNNY

emo birb: i mean it kind of is,,,,

Mauvaise Chienne: Iida kun, can I also add someone from class 1B?

God: i dont even care anymore do what you want

Mauvaise Chienne: M-merci…?

Mauvaise Chienne added Neito Monoma

limbs: HELP???

3D Printer: WHAT?!?!?!?!

baby 🍼: ARE YOU A FUCKING DUMBASS

baby 🍼: WHY DID YOU ADD THAT BITCH

froggo: mina you good

Queen: i hope so

Queen: but also TEA???????

Neito Monoma: ew why tf am i with these freaks

baby 🍼: YEAH I HAVE THE SAME QUESTION WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE

Neito Monoma: yuu?

Mauvaise Chienne: Oui?

Neito Monoma: nnvm love the name btw

Queen: YUU?????

Balloon: AWWWW

Where?: THE TEA IS PIPING HOT

Neito Monoma: shut up freaki mfs

Bakery: i love that oml

Neito Monoma ’s name was changed to Chat Noir

Chat Noir: wh what

Queen: yw

Chat Noir: girl i think you misspelt cat

Queen: nah its supposed to be chat

Chat Noir: why ???

Mauvaise Chienne: Nei, respectfully, you need to learn when to shut up

Chat Noir: HELP WHY IS HE DISSING ME

Chat Noir: FUCK THEY*****

Mauvaise Chienne: Haha

Airpods: hey aoyama not to be rude but like do you normally type like a 30 year old mother

Chat Noir: HELP YUU SHE’S SO RIGHT

Chat Noir: ‘ Haha! That’s so funny! 😂😂’

3D Printer: HE ACTUALLY TYPES LIKE THAT???? AHAHAAHA

Chat Noir: I WISH I WAS KIDDING

baby 🍼: i still want to know why this bitch is here

Broccoli: kacchan-

baby 🍼: dont talk to me

pokeball: bakugo do you not get it

baby 🍼: THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN ICYHOT

pokeball: woah someone is finally more clueless than me

Balloon: HELP HE ADMITS IT

Chat Noir: are yall normally thi sstupid

Queen: yeah

Chat Noir: damn

Chat Noir: dang everyone disappeared bye ig lmao

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3:47 AM

Chat Noir: is anyone up im bored

emo birb: i am the darkness

emo birb: wtf dark shadow

Chat Noir: lmao sup

Char Noir: OULH SHOOT I HEAR VLAD KING IN THE HALLS WHY IS HE THERE

Tetsutetsu: WOAH THANKS MONOMA

Chat Noir: SEE YALL 🤘🤘

pokeball: goodbye

emo birb: this is so sad

pokeball: why, did something happen?

emo birb: never mind its nothing

Chat Noir sent an attachment

(Monoma in full Charon cosplay)

Chat Noir: Anyone up for karaoke

Broccoli: hey just woke up um what?

Chat Noir: I’m bored

Broccoli: @Airpods

Airpods: yo

Airpods: YOU GOT A CHARON COSPLAY

Chat Noir: yeah i made it 🤘🤘

Airpods: THATS RAD

Chat Noir: SO WITH ADVICE OF THE DEAD

Chat Noir: AND A HALO OVER MY HEAD

Airpods: THREE STRIKES AND HONEY IM HOME

Airpods: THREE VOICES COME ALL ALONE

baby 🍼: SHUT THE HELL UP IM TRYING TO SLEEP

baby 🍼: also when the fuck did you put on that cosplay you were panicking about how your teacher was in the hall not even 10 minutes ago

Chat Noir: i have my ways 😏😏

Mauvaise Chienne: I helped him put it on.

baby 🍼 ‘s name was changed to blasty

blasty: can i even complain

Queen: no

blasty: fine just shut the fuvk up

Chat Noir ’s name was changed to silly goober

silly goober: I’M DREAMING LIKE NO DREAMER EVER COULD

Broccoli: um isnt everyone a dreamer

silly goober: THERE’S MY NAME UP IN LIGHTS

silly goober: 15 MINUTES WONT SUFFICE BABY

Airpods: aoyama can I steal your boyfriend

Mauvaise Chienne: Hell no.

3D Printer: what did you just say

silly goober: HEKP WHERE DID SHE COME FROM

Airpods: nothing babe he knows music

3D Printer: ok goodnight

Airpods: night <33

Broccoli: hey that was cute

The Boulder: hgduinlbkhradbhbnpdh you guys are still awake???

pokeball: yeah well my dad

blasty: don’t trauma dump on us

pokeball: ok

silly goober: um why is bakugo so clam

The Boulder: he can barely keep his eyes open

blasty: i want to sleep

Queen: ok aizawa

Shota Aizawa: why are you guys still awake

silly goober: AHAHJAHAHAAHJA YOU SUMMONED HIM

Shota Aizawa: and who is that

Shota Aizawa ’s name was changed to seepy

seepy: Mina.

Queen: :P

seepy: no bc actually who is that

Queen: that’s midoriya

seepy: dont lie to me mina

Queen: fine its monoma

seepy: the annoying kid?

silly goober: HEY

Queen: yeah but he’s bestie now

silly goober: nah im just really autistic

seepy: i see

seepy: go to sleep

Queen: ok

silly goober: i am physically unable to go to sleep rn i have 6 arms and 8 eyes and all the energy in the world

silly goober: i could beat midoriya in a fight rn

seepy: i will make you go to sleep

silly goober: nuh uh

silly goober: o shit what aree yi

Mauvaise Chienne: Where did Nei just go???

Mauvaise Chienne: Oh never mind

seepy: aoyama where did he get this cosplay

Mauvaise Chienne: He made it himself!

seepy: oh so thats why he’s threatening to kill me

Mauvaise Chienne: That’s fun.

seepy: also why is he so skinny

Mauvaise Chienne: He is?

seepy: nvm yall are prob just fat

The Boulder: I-

blasty: YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT YOU FUCKING -

seepy: go to sleep right now.

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4:09 AM

{In real life}

Shota was walking back to his room with an aggravated Monoma in hand. He had pried his cosplay off, covering his mouth with his scarf as to not wake everyone in the dorms. Monoma had accepted his fate a couple minutes earlier, no longer swinging his arms and legs around. Taking the scarf off Monoma’s mouth, Shota continues walking in silence. Opening the door to his room, he hears faint singing coming from Monoma, which isn’t much of a shock after reading the group chat.

“Heavy metal shot through your teeth with a red beretta the beretta fires fast and won't make you feel any better you better hurry up or your friends will be fed instead uh instead of breaking bread you should kick em before they get up~” Monoma sings softly.

Shutting the door, Shota throws Monoma on the couch along with a blanket. “Goodnight.” He states before walking away, leaving no room for argument.

He decided to ask Monoma about his weight in the morning, too tired to have a conversation right now. Lying back in bed next to a sleeping Hizashi, Shota falls asleep quickly due to his lack of sleep.

9:21 AM

Hizashi opens his eyes sleepily and glances at the clock. Getting up, he looks at a still asleep Shota and remembers it is a Saturday. Getting out of bed, he heads to the kitchen to make breakfast. Yawning, he looks to the couch and spots someone sitting there. Scared shitless, he screams, making the person jump as well and covering their ears. “Shiiiit- sorry listener,,,” Hizashi apologizes, recognizing the person as Neito Monoma, a student from class 1-B.

Monoma looks up at Hizashi, confused. “Why… why are you here?” He asks, taking his hands off his ears.

“I was about to ask you the same thing. And,,,,, what’s with the face stuff?” Hizashi asks, seeing painted on eyes below Monoma’s real ones.

Monoma looks at him, confused, before remembering something. “Oh shoot- I was cosplaying someone and I forgot to take off the face paint.” He explains, nodding his head.

“Oh, makes sense.” Hizashi points to a door down the hall, “The bathroom’s right there if you wanna wash that off. I’m gonna make breakfast if you want anything.”

“Nah, I’m okay. Thanks though.” Monoma says before getting up and walking into the bathroom.

While he washes his face, Shota wakes up and exits the bedroom. He peeks into the kitchen, spotting Hizashi and smiling. “Hey…” He yawns, catching Hizashi’s attention.

“Hi Shota~! I’m making breakfast, you want anything?” Hizashi questions.

“Um… no thanks. I wanted to talk to you about something, though.” Shota answers, leaning on the counter.

“Does it have something to do with the little listener in our bathroom?” Hizashi asks, continuing to make breakfast.

Shota chuckles, nodding his head. Before he could say anything else, Monoma exits the bathroom, looking at the two teachers. “Good morning.” He says, sitting back on the couch and opening his phone.

Shota nods in acknowledgement and Hizashi greets him warmly. Plating the breakfast, Hizashi brings the plates to the dining table and sits down. Shota sits next to him, not eating anything.

Sitting down in front of the plate of food, Monoma glances up to see if either of them are watching. He didn’t feel that hungry, but he decided to eat anyways because it would be bad if he didn’t eat.

Shota, noticing something wrong, looks up at Monoma to observe. He seemed to be eating well, but he looked quite uncomfortable.

After finishing his food, Monoma sits in silence, a troubled expression on his face. He waits for a few more moments before his face goes sour and he stands up abruptly. “I’ll- um… I’ll go back to my dorm room.” He says, catching the attention of the two adults.

“Alright then! Have a good day~!” Hizashi responds warmly, and Shota nods in acknowledgement.

Monoma hurriedly runs out the door after thanking them. Shota turns to Hizashi after the door closes. “Something’s wrong with him. Like….. not as in he’s insane or something, but like… something’s not right.” He says, Hizashi looking back at him.

“Yeah, I could clearly tell something was wrong… I wonder what though.” Hizashi answered, cleaning up the table.

Shota moved from the dining room to the couch, lying down and scrolling through his phone. He felt something by his foot, and found that Monoma had left his phone in his hurry to leave. He grabs it, finding it unlocked and open in messages. He exited messages, only finding the group chat with his students and a couple of dms, and opened chrome. Shota was always a respectful person and never pried into anyone’s business, but when he was able to look through other people’s things, he would always take the chance.

Chrome was open to a fanfic of a fandom Shota didn’t recognize, at about halfway through chapter 11. Skimming through the chapter from there, he deduced that the fic was about a kid who had an eating disorder. Shota found it kind of boring, as it was just the stereotypical eating disorder of ‘not eating much to lose weight’***. Scrolling back up to where Monoma supposedly left off, he closed the chapter and went back into messages. There was a new message from the group chat, so he opened it from his phone.

Tetsutetsu added Itsuka Kendo

Itsuka Kendo: Hey class 1A!! I heard monoma was in this gc so i was wondering if anyone knows where his phone is. the dumbass lost it and is too lazy to look

Queen: lmao based

Queen: yeah idk whereit is

blasty: why the fuck do you think we would know

Itsuka Kendo: sorry :(

Broccoli: KACCHAN YOU MADE HER SAD

The Boulder: NOT COOL BAKUBRO

blasty: THE HELL DID I SAY??

seepy: its too early in the morning for this

seepy: also I have monoma’s phone

limbs: HELP

Where?: AHAHHAHAH WHY

seepy: he ran away this morning and forgot to grab it

emo birb: that is so real

God: Aizawa Sensei?

seepy: yeah its me

God: Alright then. Do you want someone to pick up his phone or can you give it to him?

seepy: im about to go back to sleep someone can come grab it from mic

Itsuka Kendo: I will!! Thanks Mr. Aizawa 🔥🔥

seepy: yeah yeah goodnihgt

Where?: why is bro sleeping already lmao

Queen: leave my bro alone hes sleep deprived lmao 😭😭

Where?: oh preach 🙏🙏

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5:58 PM

silly goober: AUGHHHHHH IM HUNGRYYYYYY

God: Are you okay Monoma?

silly goober: im hungary 🇭🇺🇭🇺😤

Queen: bro go get food 😭😭

silly goober: i canttttty people are downstairs and im too tired to be social

Where?: 💀💀real

Queen: ^^

silly goober: anyways where is everyone

God: The rest of the class is either studying or at the mall

silly goober: luckyyyyyy :(

silly goober: is yuu not even here

God: Unfortunately no. Aoyama went to the mall with the girls.

silly goober: 😭😭😔😔😔

Where?: oh no noma :(

silly goober: 🙁😩😭🙁😭😣😖😣😕😟😖😔🥺😫🙁😫😩😟😢😭😟😣 wait why are you three here then

Queen: im sick and hagakure is missing

Where?: yeah

silly goober: what the fuck

God: They aren’t lying

silly goober: 💀💀girl where did you go

Where?: dunno

silly goober: that wild anyways um what about you god

God: The girls refused to take me with them and the people studying said I was too smart and would just tell them the answers

silly goober: :(

God: :(

silly goober: god if you bring snacks we can watch a movie

God: Can we watch Red White and Royal Blue

silly goober: fucking yes get your ass here

God: Alright. Are you allergic to anything?

silly goober: nah bring everything

silly goober: like just grab the entire pantry /hj

God: Of course haha

Queen: that was fucking adorable

Where?: for real

silly goober: no you guys cant join

Where?: 😔😔

Queen: 😔😔

silly goober: acid girl go take some tylenol or something

Queen: 🫡🫡

silly goober: and invis go study with the others and stop stalking your bf

Where?: 🫡🫡

The Boulder: who knew monoma could be such a great dad

Where?: KIRI !!!!!

Queen: HI KIRI !!!

silly goober: iida what if we were the dads of ua (platonic)

God: I accept I need help controlling these bitches

blasty: iida welcome to the squad

The Boulder: HELP IS HE PART OF THE BAKUSQUAD NOW???????

Queen: HELP IIDA ACTUALLY SWORE???????

silly goober: LMAOOOOOO GET IT IIDA !!1!!1!!!1!!1!

Where?: WAIT ARE WE ALSO IGNORING THE FACT THAT MONOMA IS ACTUALLY CALLING IIDA BY HIS NAME

blasty: SHUT THE FUCK UP NO INE CARES

Where?: damn

silly goober: @God you almost here

God: Yeah, one minute

God: Do you want to summon some demons

silly goober: …

Mauvaise Chienne: Iida, monsieur, what have you done?

God: What did I do?

silly goober: [eyes start glowing white] pokoooooothoooooooo,,,,,,, bliklotep,,,,,,

blasty: WAIT HELP WHAT THE FUCK

Where?: WHATS HAPPENING LMAO

silly goober: t’nooooy karaaaaxissssss,,,,,, nibblenephim,,,,,,,

Queen: MONOMA WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING

Airpods: monoma lets get married (platonic)

silly goober: wiggog wiggog y’wrath.

Airpods: oh-oh oh-oh oh.

limbs: oh-oh oh-oh oh !

silly goober: oh-oh oh-oh oh.

Airpods: oh-oh-

Broccoli: why are kacchan and kirishima staring at their phones concerned

Broccoli: wait what the heck-

limbs: dddddd did it work 😰🤓🤓

silly goober has activated the [Multiple Names] bot

Wiggog Y’Wrath: HELLO FWENDY WENDS 😈😈😈

blasty: WHAT THE SHIT

Where?: GOD HELP US WHAT JUST HAPPENED

God: Shut up this is fun to watch

Where?: ARE YOUTHEEEEERE GODDDDD DITS ME FIONNAAAAA

blasty: BITCH YOURE NOT HELPING

Queen: WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

The Lords in Black: OUT OF THE DEPTHS OF HELL AND BACK US SPAWN OF THE BLACK AND WHITE

The Lords in Black: COVER OUR SOULS WITH ROBES OF BLACK AND TAKE UP THE ARMS OF NIGHT

The Lords in Black: NIBBLY WANTS HIS SACRIFICE AND WIGGLY WANTS HIS WRATH

emo birb: this is wild i love it

seepy: is monoma fucking posessed what the hell happened to him

Where?: no one knows lmao

The Lords in Black: WE DANCE AROUND THE PENTAGRAM AND TAKE ALL OUR KINGDOMS BACK

Mauvaise Chienne: Soupir... je savais que cela arriverait...

Airpods: NIBBLY I LOVE YOU AAAAA

limbs: TF YOU MEAN WIGGLY IS SUPERIOR HES LITERALLY THE LEADER

blasty: tnoy karaxis sounds cool

Airpods: EW NO TINKY SUCKS

limbs: HES SO AUTISTIC BUT LIKE THE BAD KIND WAIT FOR HIS LINE

silly goober: bitches im not gonna get to his line

limbs: aw man 😔😔

silly goober: 🧍‍♂️

silly goober: im done now i forgot the rest

blasty: what kind of a fucking name is tinky

God: That does sound quite… interesting

blasty: STOP BEING FORMAL FOUR-EYES

God: fine :(((

Queen: HELP BRO JUST TURNED OFF SCHOOL MODE

God: now im sad are you happy ☹️

blasty: honestly yeah

God: kys man

silly goober: god you cant say that

God: :(

silly goober: werent we gonna watch red white and royal blue

God: ☺︎

The Boulder: yayyy hes happy :D

silly goober: alright then thanks for the entertainment my friends i shall take my leave now

blasty: did you two fucking switch personalities

silly goober: 🖕😔🖕

Queen: oh get it

Queen: also bye bye

God: Yes, goodbye everyone.

Where?: bro has a 3 minute timer for informal lmao

Airpods: 😭😭😭

seepy: that was eventful um yall can stfu now im trying to sleep

blasty: damn bitch is really seepy

seepy: what

blasty: my bad sir goognite

The Boulder: bakubro are you alright

blasty: hooonk mimimimimimi

Queen: guys did something happen to bakugo

blasty: honk shoo honk shoo honk shoo

Where?: i’ll take that as our cue to leave bye gays

limbs: bye

emo birb: farewell

blasty: one sheeeeeep two sheeeeeeep three sheeeeeeep

Queen: ok ok we’re going 😭😭😭

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3:04 AM
seepy added Hizashi Yamada

Hizashi Yamada’s name was changed to AAA

AAA: uh

seepy: read yesterdays convo

AAA: @silly goober @Airpods @limbs i have cosplays for all the lords in black

silly goober: ASHDLDBDOSYSJSB

AAA: jesus christ that was fast

silly goober: WHEHRE

AAA: uhhh forgor

silly goober: kys

AAA: sor :(

Airpods: thats wild 😭😭

Airpods: we will help you find them

AAA: yay :D

blasty: shut the fuck up im trying to sleep

AAA: :(

silly goober: :(

God: It’s 3 AM what are you all doing up?

silly goober: hi iida !!!1!1!!!!1!!

God: Go to sleep everyone

AAA: but but but

God: No buts

God: Also who are you

seepy: mic

God: Oh my apologies Mic sensei

AAA: 🤘🤘🤘

God: Go to bed

AAA: nuh uh

God: Pro Hero Present Mic go to sleep right now

AAA: ok :((((

God: Thank you

silly goober: damn i guess you really are the dad of ua

God: we*

silly goober: we are the dad (singular)

God: Go to sleep now

silly goober: aw man

6:32 AM

Queen: guess whos sick still

Where?: me

Queen: what no

Where?: you said guess

3D Printer: are you sick hagakure?

Where?: no

Airpods: 💀💀

Itsuka Kendo’s name was changed to Kendo

Kendo: heya guys :D

Queen: omg gang !!!!!!

3D Printer: !!!!!!

Where?: !!!!!!

silly goober: chat !!!!!!

3D Printer: hi monoma :)

silly goober: what whos monoma im uhh

silly goober: brittney

3D Printer: what?

silly goober: im one of the girls i promise

silly goober: @Queen tell us tea

Queen: i got you uh brittney

silly goober: i take it back brittney is such a white girl name

silly goober: also i lied im not a girl sorry for deceiving you guys 🙏🙏🙏(im such a good liar you guys probably didnt even notice)

Queen: 😭😭

Where?: HELP SAHDJS

Kendo: do you guys want me to hit him

Airpods: nah he chill

silly goober: um

silly goober banned Kendo and Tetsutetsu for 5 minutes

silly goober: guys i havent come out to them yet

Where?: oh shit

God: Language Hagakure!

God: oh shit

Queen: HELP AHSHSHAHHS

silly goober: ABSBSHSHSJAHAHHAHA IIDA

God: What?

silly goober: nvm whatever

blasty: what are your pronouns

3D Printer: how do you know to ask about pronouns?

blasty: you think theyre gonna go ‘omfg you’re pan 😨😨’ mf is dating a nonbinary

3D Printer: oh thats true

silly goober: they them today

blasty: genderfluid ?

silly goober: ye masc demi and nb

blasty: ok

Queen: omg want me to make you pronoun bracelets

silly goober: hell no unpopular opinion those things are criiiiinge

Where?: i honestly agree like no offense to anyone who uses them but like :P

ugly ass perv: wait you’re not a guy

Broccoli: mineta please dont do this right now

ugly ass perv: what its just a question

Queen: to answer your question dumbass

Queen: sometimes they are and other times (like right now) they arent

ugly ass perv: thats weird just choose one

God: MINETA DONT SAY THAT EVER AGAIN.

God: THAT IS INCREDIBLY RUDE AND HONESTLY MAKES NO SENSE; THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS.

Queen: OH YEAH GO OFF KING !!!

God: IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE BANNED INDEFINITELY, I’D SUGGEST YOU CHANGE THAT MINDSET.

God: THANK YOU.

ugly ass perv: what did i do

ugly ass perv: also isnt genderfluid mean boy nonbinary and girl

ugly ass perv: hes probably just saying that to be ‘different’ 😒

seepy: whats going on

Where?: i dunno but im angry /srs

seepy: what the fuck

seepy: @AAA

AAA: hey gang !!!

seepy: read

AAA: @silly goober wait for me in your dorm

silly goober: ok

3D Printer: if anyone wants to aid in murdering the perv im making weapons in the common room

Broccoli: on my way

limbs: ^

emo birb: ^

Balloon: ^

Pika: ^

Snow White: ^

blasty: someone get aoyama on the fucking phone

Kendo: um why did we get banned also what happened?

blasty: read

Kendo: we cant when you’re banned you cant see the messages that were sent during that time

blasty: @silly goober

silly goober: go ahead

blasty: monoma is genderfluid and mineta was being really fucking transphobic or whatever the hell it classifies as like the bitch he is

Kendo: oh no :(

Tetsutetsu: wheres aoyama

The Boulder: trying to get ahold of them right now i think their phone is off

blasty: oui oui mon ami je mange une baguette

Mauvaise Chienne’s name was changed to Lafayette

Lafayette: this just says, “yes yes my friend i eat a baguette.”

why

blasty: the lancelot of the revolutionary set OK FINISHED THE MEME aoyama read what mineta said

Lafayette: @silly goober, leave the door unlocked for me.

AAA: ill leave it open

Lafayette: Thank you monsieur.

Airpods: guys what do we do

God: the fuck you think we’re gonna do

Airpods: woah chill there god

God: sorry im really fucking pissed right now

blasty: dw me too

God has banned ugly ass perv from the group chat

God: that bitch wont see whats coming

blasty: he cant see anything thats coming that bitch is 70cm

God: shut the fuck up we’re supposed to be serious

blasty: sorry did that make you laugh

God: yeah

blasty’s name was changed to Grace

Grace: we’re gonna bury the body

Grace: right here in the lobby

Grace: underneath the wooden flooring where his corpse will rot

Lafayette: this is a lot

After sending that last message, Aoyama turns their phone off and knocks on Monoma’s door. They hear the door click, it opening just enough to see the neon yellow hair of Present Mic. He opens the door the rest of the way, letting Aoyama in and locking the door behind them. “Nei…? Are you alright baby?” Aoyama whispers, holding his arms out to Monoma.

Monoma shakes their head, hugging Aoyama tightly while silently crying. ‘It going to be okay, mon cher.” Aoyama whispers to Monoma, rubbing their back.

-I hope so…-

Chapter Text

3:19 AM

Grace: we’re gonna hack all his limbs off

Tape Dispenser: did you say hack all his limbs off?????

Grace: yeah we’re gonna hack all his limbs off

Airpods: could you stop saying it ?!?!?!

Grace: how else he gonna fit 🧍‍♂️

Grace: bababababa forget what happens here

Grace: AND STEPHIE TAPES

Airpods: YOU WANT ME TO FILM THIS??????

Grace: we’ll tape him up in plastic after dousing him with the bleach

limbs: (tape him up after dousing with bleach !!!)

Bakery: i think im gonna throw up-

Grace: NO THIS IS WHERE YOU GROW UO AND ACCEPT YOUR FATE

limbs: AAAAAA~

Airpods: AAAAAA~

Grace: DO YOU WANNA GET THE FULLEST RIDE [??? is that right]

Grace: THEN START CUTTING RIGHT ABOVE THE THIGH

Airpods: WE’RE GONNA BURY THE BULLY WE’RE GONNA GO TO JUVIE

emo birb: surely 💀💀💀

limbs: I HEAR PRISON IS CUSHY

Grace: do yall remember the rest

Grace: cause i dont

limbs: sad um i had to go with my gut for half of this

Airpods: yeah same

Airpods: @emo birb how did you do that perfectly

emo birb: i did??

Grace: thats wild anyways we got distracted whats the situation @AAA

AAA: theyre doing better

AAA: also i give permission to murder that 2ft bitch

Grace: damn bro pulled out the imperial system

AAA: news flash kid im not japanese

Grace: 😨😨o-o-o-oh my godd,,,,,,, o our english teacher,,,,,,,, th th that has bright blonde hair,,,,,,,, ISNT JAPANESE?!?!

AAA: sho

seepy: go for it

AAA: shut the fuck up bitch

seepy: 👏👏👏

Grace: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME OLD MAN

God has banned AAA and Grace for 1 hour

God: Aaaaand that enough of that.

seepy: valid decision

seepy: go to sleep now

emo birb: pshhh its only ~3:30

limbs: WHAT

Bakery: EXCUSE ME

Tape Dispenser: HUH

emo birb: whats wrong

emo birb: oh damn i guess yall are pussies who sleep

emo birb: L

7:09 AM

Broccoli: how did i fall asleep in the middle of that

Grace: it was 3 am you fucking nerd

The Boulder: yeah why were you guys up so late

Pika: mineta was beiing a bitch

The Boulder: wont even question it

silly goober: abababababa

silly goober: NOW LOOK WHAG HAPPNEED NIGJTMARE TIME

Grace: hey monoma

silly goober: hey grace chastity

Grace: 🤘🤘

silly goober: do wenhave school today

Queen: yeah lmao

Where?: i dont

silly goober: a are you still lost

Where?: yeah ☹️

silly goober: {pretend there's a photo of richie here it wont load🙏🙏} richie

Where?: what

Grace: richie

silly goober: richie

Queen: dont even question it

silly goober: mmmmmmmmmim tired still

silly goober: and its hottt

The Boulder: tell me about it my guy

silly goober: whats good g

The Boulder: nothin much wbu man

silly goober: same old same old

Grace: go to school fucking extras +monoma

silly goober: ok :3c

Grace: :3c

Grace: SHUT THE FUCK UP DEKU

Broccoli: I DIDNT EVEN FINISH TYPING WHAT THE HECK

Grace: KILL YOURSELF

silly goober: no

Grace: ok nvm

Broccoli: shall we celebrate

Balloon: ill celebrate with you deku !!

Broccoli: dont hit on me

Balloon: damn it

Where?: AHSHSJHAHAHJ

Queen: AHHAHSJSJHSJ

3D Printer: uraraka sweetie you need to stop doing this 💀💀

Balloon: but i love him 😍😍😍

Queen: girl hes aro

Broccoli: girl im aro

Balloon: yeah so?

Broccoli: uraraka explain to me what aro means

Balloon: aro is short for aromantic

Queen: strong start

Balloon: and aromantic is basicLly the opposite of poly because a = 1 like a stone a stick a book

Grace: i cant even yell at you thats too fucking funny

Tape Dispenser: gonna have to agree with bakugo on this one uraraka you might be a little…

Balloon: special i know my mom tels me all the time 😊😊

Broccoli: thats /j right

Balloon: wtf no thats disgusting i was just joking

Where?: uraraka…..

3D Printer: sweetie what do you think /j means

Balloon: jizz

Grace: im dropping out

Pika: take me with you

silly goober: all due respect calamari with your grades you dont need to drop out

Pika: you think my grades are good :D

Grace: theyre saying you’re gonna get kicked out before you even think about dropping out because you’re fucking stupid

Pika: :(

seepy: you guys better not be late or im gonna b-

AAA: -e super mean to you guys! so get to class in time okay? 😀😀

Kendo: are your guys’ teachers alright

AAA: okay? 🧍‍♂️

silly goober: if yall stop texting abruptly at 8 ill contact your parents

Lafayette: Merci, mon cher. /s

Balloon: WHY ARE YOU ALL SO GROSS

God: Uraraka, I’m starting to think you should be joining our study sessions more

Balloon: BUT HE JUST SAID /SEMEN THATS DISGUSTING

Grace: thats my cue to leave have a shitty life everyone except monoma and maybe sparkly

silly goober: ✌️✌️

Lafayette: Farewell mon ami.

Chapter Text

6:47 PM

silly goober: guess who’s going home right now !!

Lafayette: Lucky!!

silly goober: i’m scared

Lafayette: Oh no :(

silly goober: lmao it’s alright i love like an hour away anyways that means i can listen to happy clown music !!!!!

Lafayette: Yay! Well, have fun mon cher!

silly goober: thanks baby :D

God: You two are honestly adorable

silly goober: hello iida !!

God: Hello Monoma 🌵🌵

God: Wait that’s not right

silly goober: AHSHSJSHSHHAHAHAHAHAH hello! [cactus]

God: Haha that was quite enjoyable

silly goober: i can’t understand your straight dialect

God: Oh, my apologies

God: AHHSHSJSHSHSHSJDJSJSH WAS SO FUNNY HAHSHDHDJJJJJJJ

silly goober: I KNOW SHHSHSJAJAJQHAHAHAHA WE’RE SO SILLY SKDJHSHSHEIEIRKFL

Queen: that’s wild 💀💀💀

silly goober: what are you guys doing right now

God: Everyone insisted to have a game night tonight, so right now Bakugo is yelling because he owes Midoriya rent

silly goober: omfg i love monopoly not fair :(

God: We can invite you another time!

silly goober: yayayayayyay!!!

silly goober: ok my phone is like about to die so imma charge and listen to music bye byeeeeee

God: Goodbye!

12:13 AM

silly goober: guys i’m going to start violently sobbing /srs

Grace: you good?

God: Are you okay Monoma?

Queen: no bestie what’s wrong :(

Bakery: are you hurt? what happened?

emo birb: did your parents do something?

silly goober: the power went out about an hour ago and it’s really hot in my room but i can’t turn the fan on and it’s pitch black so i just have my phone flashlight and it’s running out of power

silly goober: confession time i guess !! im deathly afraid of the dark

God: Try to find a portable charger! If you look in bags your family takes everywhere, there’s sure to be one in there!

Grace: get a lot of water to drink/pour on yourself. sleep with blankets on legs only. open the window if it’s cool outside.

Bakery: maybe try to find a small battery powered fan? like the ones people bring to amusement parks and on hikes and stuff

Broccoli: Keep your door open!! make sure the air circulates around the house

Grace: ok stop suggesting things and let them respond

silly goober: ok so i found a portable charger, drank some water, found an old fan, but it’s too hot outside to open the window and my parents will get mad if they see im awake so can’t open door either

God: Okay that’s a good start. When was the last time you ate?

silly goober: like 10:30 so ~2 hours ago

God: Do you have any more food?

silly goober: no i eated it all 😔😔😔

Grace: ponyboy

silly goober: STFU AHSSHHAHSHSJAHA

God: Thats fine I guess

God: Turn off everything else on your phone

silly goober: wym

God: So like music, other apps, everything but messages I guess.

silly goober: :(

God: Turn off your music

silly goober: fine :c

God: now swipe up all the apps

silly goober: BBBBBUT ILL LOSE MY PLACE IN THIS FANFIC

God: What’s it about?

silly goober: some kid from a show i like that has an eating disorder and everyone’s helping him

silly goober: I MISSED A COUPLE UPLOADS I NEED TO CATCH UP

God: That’s… interesting.

God: Screenshot your spot and swipe everything up

Grace: four eyes is finally useful

God: Excuse me?

Grace: did you expect me to be nice fucking dumbass

God: Good point

God: Monoma?

silly goober: sorry i heard a noise and swiped up messages on accident

God: What was it?

silly goober: the monster coming to eat me

Grace: [teeth chattering]

silly goober: [knees buckling]

Grace: [biting nails]

silly goober: [sweating profusely]

Grace: that’s wild

silly goober: haha

silly goober. ok imma try to go to sleep in the DEEP SCARY DARK where ANYTHING CAN EAT ME especially the MONSTER UNDER MY FUCKING BED

silly goober: i need a cat to protect me

seepy: imagine not having a cat

silly goober: look here you sleep deprived touch starved 40 year old HUSK of a man.

God: Time to call it a night! Goodnight Monoma! Goodnight Aizawa sensei! Goodnight everyone!

seepy: but he just called me

God: Good. Night. 😁

seepy: but he just fucking

AAA: his bad bro please forgive 🙏🙏

God: I’ll let it slide

AAA: goodnight sir !!

God: Goodnight.

Queen: BRO IS MAKING THE TEACHERS BEG FOR FORGIVENESS- 💀💀💀

God: Mina

Queen: Goodnight Mr Iida !! 🫡🫡

Chapter Text

11:45 AM

silly goober’s name was changed to wiggly

wiggly: augh sobbing

Grace: /srs ?

wiggly: kinda not really

Grace: pos or neg

wiggly: beg

wiggly: NEG***. AS IN NEGATIVE.

Grace: LMAOOO

Lafayette: What happened mon amor?

wiggly: parents being annoying :)

wiggly: (

wiggly: :(

wiggly: jesus christ i need autocorrect on

God: yes i agree

Grace: wiggog y’wrath

wiggly: that’s me !!

Grace: hii 👋👋

Grace: take my virginity

wiggly: PAUSE

Grace: WAIT NO

Lafayette: EXCUSE ME?

God: BAKUGO WHAT THE FUCK

Grace: NO LIKE AS LKE NO LIKE AN OFFERING NO WAIT BUT

Airpods: AHSJSJSHSJSHAHAHAHSJAJA GRACE CALM DOWN THERE

wiggly: IM ACTUALLY SOBBING THATS AMAZING

Grace: NNNNNOOOOOO

Broccoli: KACCHAN?????

Grace: SHUT THE FUCK UP NERD KILL YOUSELF AAAAAAAAAA

Broccoli: :(

Grace: :(

wiggly: it’s ok at least 3 of us get what you mean

Grace: now everyone thinks i want monoma to take my virginity

Grace: I DONT I SWEAR THATS DISGUSTING

wiggly: ACE KING???

Grace: nah sex is cool probably i wouldn’t know

wiggly: ANANNSSSBHDSJDODBDDJCK SHUT UP IM SUPPOSED TO BE SAD REMEMBER

Grace: LMAO MY BAD DUDE

wiggly: AHEMMMM boo hoo very sad :(((

God: I think we should all calm down

wiggly: why lmao

Grace: he is struggling so hard not to laugh right now

Grace has sent an attachment

wiggly: LMAO

Grace: I apologize for that deeply. Please forgive me.

wiggly: iida give silly his phone back

Grace: No.

wiggly: i will divorce you

Grace: Fine

wiggly: <3 (platonic)

Grace: that’s wild um

God: :)

Lafayette: Just to let you all know, I approve of this marriage.

Grace: oh ok

wiggly: yuh were actually married though (me n yuu)

Grace: fun

wiggly: yup

Broccoli: sometimes you guys text so dryly

Grace: die in a plane crash

wiggly: stop i’m terrified of planes

wiggly: and boats and trains and cars and heavy machinery and heights and the ocean and pain and sharp objects and sex and hole patterns and textures 👍👍

Grace: pause i thought that said boots

Grace: i love how you just dumped al of your fears and there’s just ‘sex’

wiggly: i mean

wiggly: yuh

Grace: based

Broccoli: literally me

wiggly: 🤝

Broccoli: 🤝

Grace: ew don’t touch uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

wiggly: him

Grace: ew don’t touch him nerd

wiggly: dude he’s fine

wiggly: for now i guess

Grace: ok i’ll tolerate him

limbs: wait off topic but monoma are you actually autistic

wiggly: probably i dont know i havent been tested

Grace: i think you are

Grace: i would like to clarify this is not a mean comment

wiggly: lmao

wiggly: same though

Lafayette: Have you not asked your parents of you could get tested yet?

wiggly: nah you know them theyd probably be like hahaha so funny you dont have autism XP

God: wait what’s happening

wiggly: i have a touch of the tism

God: got it

seepy: that’s wonderful ummm

seepy: wait what time us it

Grace: time for you to get a watch XPPP

seepy: alright that’s a 50 point deduction

wiggly: he is sorry

Grace: i am sorry

Grace: is mm

wiggly: what

Grace: i kept missing backspace

wiggly: oh me core????? also it’s like. 12

seepy: dang it

limbs: were you gonna tell us to go to sleep

seepy: yeah

seepy: ok bye

Broccoli: 👋

Grace: 🖕🫵

wiggly: grace.

Grace: 🙏

Where?: this is very entertaining to watch

Queen: i’m going to have to agree

God: Hello girls

wiggly: HI BESTIESSSSS

Queen: HIIIIIII

Where?: !!!!!!!!! HELLOOO

AAA: why is this chat so wholesome

wiggly: you do not want to see me at my worst

AAA: oh.

wiggly: wait you might see sooner than expected my father is calling me 3

Grace: think of sampo

wiggly: sampo……..

Grace: think of kaveh

wiggly: kaveh………………….

Grace: now go my child 👉

wiggly: 🫡

Chapter Text

12:03 PM

Bakusquad

Bakugo: guys

Mina: hello

Mina: EW OUR NAMES

Mina: give me a second

3 contact’s names have changed

Queen: see now we’re not confused

Where: hi !!!

Where: YOU FORGOT MY QUESTION MARK.

Queen: OH SHIT

Where ‘s name was changed to Where?

Where?: YAY !!!!!

Grace: am i still grace

Grace: ok good

Queen: anyways what you want

Grace: dont spill this tea to anyone

Queen: cant promise that

Grace: ok then like. dont freak

Queen: i also cant promise that

Grace: how about you shut the fuck up and let me tell you

Queen: 👍

Grace: i like monoma

Where?: holy fucking ahit

Where?: mina

Queen: no shor

Queen: shot

Grace: what

Queen: I FUCKING

Queen: CALLED IT

Queen: IM SO. SMART

Where?: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT MINA

Grace: WAIT WHAT???

Queen: @Momo YOU OWE ME $100

Grace: YOU BET 100 FUCKING DOLLARS ON THIS???

Momo: SHIT

Momo: NO

Grace: ALSO WHY ARE YOU SAD DUMBASS YOURE RICH

Momo: i mean thats true

Momo: BUT MY PRIDE

Grace: this is useless

The Big Ones

wiggly: anyways yeah it was crazy

Grace: was the grink there

Grace: where did you go

wiggly: sorry i think i genuinely broke my phone

wiggly: i hurled it at the wall after reading that

Grace: thats. wonderful

The Boulder: why did you steal my conversation

Grace: stfu bitch and go read the squad gc

Grace: actually why is this gc called the big ones

wiggly: because we’re. cool

Grace: thats nice

wiggly: anyways

wiggly: um

wiggly: what were we talking about kiri

The Boulder: math

wiggly: IH YEAH

wiggly: brooooooo

wiggly: can i drop out of math like the entire class

Grace: i dont thin so no

wiggly: grrrrr

wiggly ‘s name was changed to 🫵

🫵: [Empty Message]

Grace: what

🫵: [Empty Message]

Grace: what aboit me

🫵: [Empty Message]

Grace: WHAT DO YOU WANT 😭😭

🫵: 👋

Grace: 👋

🫵 ‘s name was changed to )

Queen: bestie are you ok

): [Empty Message]

Where?: HELP

Queen: AHAJSJSJSHSHJSSH

Grace: this is peak

): agree

Grace: be normal now

): ok

) ‘s name was changed to 🧑‍🍼

🧑‍🍼 ‘s name was changed to 🙂

🙂: that was the wrong emoji.

Grace: HELP SKEDJDJSG

Lafayette: I can make it normal

🙂: 😳

Lafayette: 😳

Grace: what does this mean

God: oh dear

Grace: OH

Grace: AHAJKSNDKDLFJDDJHS WHAT

🙂: my recent emojis are suffering a major loss

Lafayette: ✨

🙂: thanks for that babe

Lafayette: )

🙂: AHAHSJSHSHHSHAHSHAH

🙂: wait im changing my name

🙂 ‘s name was changed to bae

Grace: bae ?????

bae: you called 😏😏😏

Lafayette ‘s name was changed to bbg

bae: hey bbg

bbg: hey bae

Grace: genuinely sobbing what is happening

bae: aaaaaanyways

bae: yall ready for finals

Pika: what the fuck did you just say.

bae: . finals

Pika: shit

bae: real

bae: damn bro left

bae: @Queen @Where? WHAT ARE WE GETTING ON THE MATH FINAL???

Queen: ONE HUNDREDDDDDD XDDD

Where?: INE HUNDREEEDD 😝😝😝😝😝

seepy: @AAA you seeing this

AAA: yes and i couldnt be more proud

bae: someone call up vlad king

AAA: aight bet

AAA added Vlad King

Vlad King’s name was changed to 🤴

🤴: What is this?

bae: yoooo king

🤴: Who are you and why is that your user

bae: its neito <33

🤴: ah wsg

bae: js wondering whats on the math final :P

🤴: uhm like stats n shit probably

bae: king we havent learne stats yet.

🤴: i see

🤴: give me a moment

Grace: see this isnt fair. @seepy why arent you nice to us.

seepy: cause yall are bitches

God: All of us?

seepy: not tokoyami. tokoyami is cool.

emo birb: aw thanks

seepy: np

🤴: there are. proofs

bae: damn,,,,

Pika: @seepy are there gonna be triangle congruence things like like like when theyre different sizes

seepy: huh

seepy: yes

Pika: fuck

bae: dont worry ill help you

bae: let me. cook

bae: also thanks king 🤴

🤴: np

🤴: see ya

bae: ✌️

Grace ‘s name was changed to Madeline

Queen: bakugo are you trying to tell us something

Madeline: what

bae: they think you’re trans

Madeline: oh

Madeline: i like video games

bae: yeah thats what i thought

bae: that sounded aggressive im so sorry

Madeline: 🧗‍♀️

bae: oh my god you really are madeline

Madeline: 🍓

bae: madeline madeline whats your fastest speedrun

Madeline: 10 minute deathless

bae: 😨😨 (are you /srs or /j)

Madeline: 😨😨 (/j the fastest is 27.40 or something)

bae: my ass with a million (1000000) deaths

Madeline: this guy is murdering me someone stop him

bae: no i swear to god youre not even touching the spikes shut up

Madeline: my b

3D Printer ’s name was changed to Yaoi

Yaoi: who did that

bae: hmm i sure do wonder who 👀

Where?: yeah hmmmmmmm very strange 👀

Queen: very strange indeed…… 👀

Airpods: are you the entire genre or something

Yaoi: genre???

Airpods: babe.

Airpods: do you not know what yaoi is.

Yaoi: no…?

bae: gay sex

Queen: gay people

Madeline: gay sex

Yaoi: oh

Yaoi: ok now i know who changed it

Madeline: AHAHJSDHKSJAF

bae: AHSJKDGSFDMVNGA

bae: anyways on another note

bae: chat im tireddddd

Queen: dude its literally like 1 😭😭😭

Madeline: so

bae: so

bae: anyone wanna hang out in my dorm

Where?: blud is no longer tired 💀💀

bae: nuh uh we’re going to

bae: uh

bae: sleep

Madeline: ill some if you have games

bae: hell yeah!!!

bae: i have um. genshin

Madeline: aight bet

bae: bbg you coming

bbg: Sorry bae i have to do my homework 😞

bae: cries ok

Airpods: bro only got one person 😭🙏🙏

bae: its fine i didnt invite anyone else

Queen: you literally said anyone though?????

bae: shhhhhhhhh

Queen: damn ok 😭😭