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22:16
3rd July
the summer before freshman year
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Charlotte
Charlotte
Charlotte
Charlotte
CHARLOTTE
CHARLOTTE
CHARLOTTE
CHARLOTTEEEEEEEEEEE
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henry stop yelling
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I’m texting you not yelling silly
Like duh
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well what do you want
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I have something really important to say to you
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oh god
did you burn down the man cave
did you accidentally release a criminal
god hen i’ve been gone TWO DAYS
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Worse
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oh my god
is someone dead
someone must be dead
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No
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JUST TELL ME IDIOT
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Ok
Are you ready
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henry so help me god i will teleport from maine to punch you in the face
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Hi <3
I miss you
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…
you are actually deranged
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Aren’t you gonna say it back
God
Charlotte you’re hurting my soul :(
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and you wonder why i went to sleep away camp in maine
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I knew it
You hate me :(
I’m crying
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liar
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SEE MY TEARS
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that’s sprite u idiot
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It’s actually lemonade
Ur so silly
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well do you have anything else to tell me
i’m tired and i have to be up early tmr
also i’m gonna lose phone privileges if someone catches me texting after lights out
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Big 4th traditions at camp??
And as if you’d get caught
You’re too smart
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yep
i’m running an america themed crafts station with jack
# junior counsellor duties
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Handsome Jack???
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…
i told ray not to blab
i’m gonna kill him
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I’m gonna tell him that
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good
tell him to sleep with one eye open (ง•̀.•́)ง
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Soooooooo
Whats the deal with Swaggy Jacky
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idk
he’s cute
i thinkkkkk he’s flirting with me??? idk
it’s dumb
shut up
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Ooooooh
Charlotte’s got a boyfriendddddddddd
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SHUT UP HE IS NOT
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YES HE IS
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i’m actually going to punch you through the screen
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Can you just come back instead pls
461 miles is so much
I can’t take it :(
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that’s so specific
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What is?
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461 miles
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It’s actually 460.5
What
I rounded up
#mathgod
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aww you’re so cute
you miss me so much
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Hey Google is free
I was curious and bored
The Man Cave is quiet without you ok
I’m not weird
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i never said you were
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You were thinking it
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No I wasn’t
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Promise?
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pickle swear
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Oh wow
You’d acc eat a pickle???
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yeah
i wasn’t thinking you were weird i promise
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Aw thank you
You miss me too
I can tell
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i do not
i’m so glad to have some space away from your clinginess :p
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You miss me
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do not
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Do too
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do not
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Yes you do
It’s ok
I miss you too
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a tiny tiny tiny bit
miniscule
impossible to see without a powerful microscope
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YOU MISS ME
YOU LOBE ME CHARLOTTE PAGE
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*love
AND I DO NOT
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YES YOU DO
I KNOW YOU DO
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GOODBYE
I AM NEVER SPEAKING TO YOU AGAIN
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Liarrrrrr
You love me
You’d never stop talking to me
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ugh fine
but only bc i’d worry about you lighting yourself on fire
yk bc you’re an idiot
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As if I’d light myself on fire without you here to see me
I think I’d look so hot covered in flames
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please don’t joke about dying by fire xxx
also you wouldn’t look hot
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…
did you just call me ugly
oh
wow
idk char
i’m not sure we can be friends anymore :(
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oh my god let me finish typing
i sent that too early
you wouldn’t look hot BECAUSE YOUD BE BURNT TO A CRISP
you’d look crispy not hot
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So i’m not ugly yay
Charlotte?
Charlotte????
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hey i didn’t say anything
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SO YOU DO THINK IM UGLY
WOW
WOW
WOW
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you’re do dramatic
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Ok well who’s hotter
Me or Ray
You have to pick one
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don’t hate me
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OH MY GOD
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hey every girls first crush is captain man
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I’m so offended rn
What do you mean
I ALWAYS tell you you look pretty :(
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lmao
i’m just messing with u
ray is old and you’re cute
like a puppy
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THANK YOU
See I knew I wasn’t ugly
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just insecure and dramatic :p
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*betrayed by a lifelong friend
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oh my god you’re not ugly
you’re so pretty
are you happy
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it doesn’t count when you say it after i say i want you to say it
god charlotte
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can you hear me sighing
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Yes
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stalker
beautiful little freaky stalker who is very handsome
and good at hockey
and smart (but not as smart as me)
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Awww
Charlotteeeee
I’m blushing
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handsome you’re a mansion with a viewwwwww
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Do the girls back home touch you like I do
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long night with your hands up in my hair
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Echoes of your footsteps on the stairs
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stay here honey i don’t wanna share
henry?
did you fall asleep
i hope you took ur allergy meds today btw
i forgot to ask
i know they taste weird but you need them
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This ain’t for the best
Sorry i forgot the lyrics :(
Had to look them up
(And dw i took them)
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you’re so silly
(and thank you)
(you’re not allowed to die on me)
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Hey you know I’m a speak now stan
Can we do haunted
I love haunted
(and you’re never getting rid of me henrys are immortal)
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absolutely
but tmr
i’m about to fall asleep sorry :(
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No it’s ok
Go to sleep
You need to be well rested for Swaggy Jacky
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oh my goddddd
can you shut up
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Of course xxxxx
I’m off to plan the wedding
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Ok well I’m gonna text Bianca
Send her that really dumb video of you and Jasper doing that magician routine
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YOU WOULDNT
CHARLOTTE EVANGELINE PAGE
YOUR MIDDLE NAME IS NOW EVANGELINE I FORGOT UR REAL ONE
BUT COME BACK HERE
DELETE THAT VIDEO
CHARLOTTEEEEEEEEEEE
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haha idiot
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You’re so meannnnn
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stop talking about jack or else bianca will receive this video
the_amazing_henry.mp4
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Well I’ll just send Jack a video of you
Hm
You
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rule #1: never give your enemies blackmail material
*cue evil laugh*
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I’ll tell him you’re in love with him then
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NO DONT
PLEASE
DONT RUIN THIS FOR ME
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Haha I won’t dw
Jack seems cool
Even if his profile picture is him holding a massive fish like a guitar
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oh my god did you stalk jack
kill me now
actually kill me now
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Hey I had to check out the guy
He’s flirting with my best friend
Had to make sure he’s good enough for you
And Ray helped
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what did ray think
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First he was confused that we aren’t together
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oh
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He and Schwoz tried to convince me we were
Like they know us better than we do???
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lmao they’re so weird
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Schwoz was all like she fed u her onion dip when u were in a dream coma!
Ray was all she figured out u were kid danger!
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ok a) i didn’t want you to starve
b) ray and schwoz were eating my onion dip so fast i was worried you wouldn’t get any
c) what, like it’s hard?
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Haha Legally Blonde reference niceee
Yeah but Ray approved
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ok good
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Does it really matter that much what we think of him
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idk
it just makes me feel better knowing that you guys like him
like i’m making the right choice
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For what it’s worth
I don’t think you’d make the wrong one
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wdym
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Idk
You’re not like me or Jasper
You don’t just jump into relationships with whoever
Even if half the boys in our grade are obsessed with you
You take your time
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maybe i take my time bc i’m freakishly picky
and it means they all get bored of me
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Then they’re idiots
I don’t get how anyone could get bored of you
I could listen to you forever
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really?
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Yeah
Even if you’re talking about boring school stuff
Yk what especially then
I’ll always listen to you
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thanks henry <3
i’ll always listen to you too
even when your annoying
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*YOU’RE
OH MY GOD CHARLOTTE PAGE MADE A GRAMMAR ERROR
BRING OUT THE CHAMPAGNE
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goodnight henry x
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Goodnight Char x
09:42
4th July
ray_manchester
Ok first I am not old
I am in my EARLY THIRTIES
(But yes, I am every girl’s first crush)
I will not be sleeping with one eye open, you cannot hurt me
I’m Captain Man I ain’t scared of you
And also Jack is cute and has a clean record and if he breaks your heart I will murder him and make it look like an accident
Also pls come back soon we’re about to kill each other down here
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please let henry know he should sleep with one eye open for blabbing my secrets
and thank you
you’re the best <3
ray_manchester
Don’t tell Henry, but you’re my favourite. X