Archive of Our Own

Bruce Wayne (Batman)

• He/Him
• Omnisexual (preference for men)
• Ambidextrous
• Insomnia
• Depression
• Considers Alfred his second father
• Loves all his kids but prefers Cass because she isn’t as rebellious 
• Amazing baritone voice
• Never celebrated holidays till Dick came along
• Banned from the kitchen after setting fire to toast
• When he came back to reclaim Batman’s mantle, he was insecure that Damian became more Dick’s son than his
• First time the batkids yelled “DAAAAAD!” he dropped all his files, lost his footing, and almost fell down the stairs. He was in shock for five hours
• When he has overseas business trips, he has other heroes take over Gotham while the batkids go with Uncle Clark to Smallville. Clark takes time off work to hang out with the kids and they gain at least 10lbs from Mrs. Kent’s cooking.
• Attends all his kids’ extracurricular and graduation events
• Somehow obtained baby photos of all his kids, no one knows how
• Takes grounding to a whole new level

Dick Grayson (Nightwing)

• He/Him
• Bisexual
• Adhd
• Can’t stand still. Will rock back and forth on heels while standing
• Jealous of his siblings because Bruce never treated him like a kid
• Wrestless leg syndrome
• Loves Jason, Tim, and Damian like his own brothers
• Made a book called “The Robin Handbook” which has been passed down to each Robin. Contains how to deal with Bruce, best hiding spots in the manor, locations of little stashes of food around Gotham, etc
• Never gets sick
• Banned from the kitchen after setting fire with boiling water (don’t ask how)
• Whenever his brothers are in comas, he stays with them and whispers sweet nothings. The doctors don’t have the heart to tell him to leave, so they provide blankets and pillows
• Whenever Nightwing leaves Blüdhaven and goes back to Gotham, people put up the “Welcome Home, Cheater” signs. Jason helps put them up.

Jason Todd (Red Hood)

• He/Him
• Trans ftm
• Closeted bisexual
• Bi-polar or border personality disorder
• Depression
• Insomnia
• Gets jumpy when metal clangs against something
• Hates being compared to Dick
• Has tattoos
• Has a cat. It's a stray that refuses to come inside so he feeds it on his fire escape. No matter how many times he moves safe houses, the cat always follows him
• Appreciated the “Robin Handbook”
• Alfred taught him to play piano as an outlet for his anger
• Convinced his brothers to dress up as Batman for Halloween and met with Bruce on patrol. “Batman and I will take the strip while Batman and Batman will follow you, Batman.”
• He is an amazing cook and sometimes cooks dinner for the Batfam when he visits
• Bruce banned all guns in the manor, including Nerf guns. So, he pitched that the family go to a field outside of Gotham to have a Nerf war.
• Has a habit of picking up any coin he finds on the street. When Dick found out, he bought him a piggy bank.
• Jokes that Alfred isn’t just the butler, he’s a hero too, The Batler
• Sneaks into the manor when he’s homesick and steals leftovers from the fridge. Alfred was the first to notice it and packed food into red Tupperware and tapped reheating instructions on the lid. Eventually, everyone figured it out, but no one said anything.
• Helped raise Damian after he got resurrected
• Has read every book in the manor's library

Tim Drake

• He/They
• Bisexual
• Autistic
• Depression
• Taps all his fingers against his thumb, starting at the pointer, and repeats as a stim
• Caffeine addict drinks coffee, energy drinks, sometimes even mixes them
• Can cook but acts like he can’t because he doesn’t want to do the work
• Loves sweets
• Never loses anything and when he does, it's gone forever
• Memorized the “Robin Handbook”
• Wears glasses only for reading and driving. Sometimes he has to wear contacts during patrol. He keeps it a secret because he doesn’t want the others to think he isn’t capable of being on his own.
• Loves doing intricate builds in minecraft
• Owns every pokemon game
• Loves true crime podcasts
• Bought Red Robin (the food chain) 
• Has a cactus, it's the only plant he can keep alive
• Has movie nights with Damian watching classics (star wars, Lord of the rings, Harry Potter, etc)

Damian Wayne

• Found a stray kitten in an alley hovering over it's dead parents. He took it in and named it Bruce
• IED (intermittent explosive disorder)
• Ambidextrous 
• Borderline personality disorder or narcissistic personality disorder
• Insomnia
• Animal Enthusiast 
• Adopts animals like Bruce adopts kids
• Dick is his favorite brother, but eventually considers them all his brothers
• The reason he’s afraid of fireworks is because when he was with the League of Assassins, there was an attack, and the main weapon was bombs. He was severely injured. 
• Said he didn’t need the “Robin Handbook” and didn’t read it (lies)
• When he died, Jason gave him a phone to call him when he had nightmares. They don’t talk about it but Damian calls at odd hours and Jason always picks up. Sometimes they don’t even talk and Jason doesn’t hang up until he knows Damian is asleep
• Lessened his formal speech because of Dick, but texts, emails, and notes are formally written
• Amazing at Violin. Sometimes his siblings, even Alfred and Bruce, will sit outside his door and listen to him play. Dick and Jason are the only ones who have ever heard him sing along to his playing.
• Watched Hunger Games with Tim and complained about the scenery and how the weapons were handled.
• Titus doesn’t realize he’s such a big dog, so he always climbs into the nearest lap. Damian makes sure to not sit in easily accessible chairs
• Likes wearing white clothes and suits. Contrasts well with his tanned skin and makes his Wayne-inherited blue eyes dazzling to look at.
• Banned from talking to reporters because he antagonized them
• Likes helping Alfred cook
• Jason lends him his old annotated books and Damian likes adding to the annotations. Jason re-reads the books when Damian returns them
• His favorite show is Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. He was estatic when Dick told him there was multiple series and comics.

Stephanie Brown (Spoiler)

• She/Her
• Pansexual
• Became good friends with Dick after working out together and sometimes team up to troll Tim and Damian
• Came home crying over a boy. The next day, the boy apologized and begged her not to set her super scary dad on him again
• Loves building pillow forts
• She played soccer in first grade but got kicked off the team for fighting the referee
• very fidgety, can't sit still
• adhd
• Her and Tim play a game called 'Forks'. They take silverware and stick it in people's bag/pocket/socks when they aren't paying attention and laugh at their faces when they notice. She stuck a fork in Bruce's utility belt at ten o'clock and he didn't find it till five o'clock the next morning.

Cassandra Cain (Orphan)

• They/Them
• Non-Binary
• Queer
• Asexual
• Dyslexic
• Didn’t want to be a vigilante for a long time and wanted to stay away from that lifestyle. They felt like they had no purpose and eventually became a vigilante. 
• Usually non-verbal, sometimes semi-verbal
• Incredibly skilled at reading body language
• Loves getting dressed up
• Sneaks cookies into Damian's lunch without Alfred knowing
• Duke and Cass always team up in video games against Tim and Steph
• Loves dancing and does it all the time
• Loves learning new words
• Never makes their bed
• They love tickling Damian because they love danger and they want him to enjoy his childhood
• Knows every constellation
• Can't do math to save their life

Barbara Gordon (Batgirl/Oracle)

• She/Her
• Straight
• Overworks herself because she thinks she needs to save everyone
• Doesn’t know how to take breaks
• Dick comes over frequently to make her relax
• Felt so useless when she was in a wheelchair
• Ambidextrous
• Bruce is like her second father
• Takes anti-depressants when she's Oracle
• She's the only member of the Batfamily that knows how old Alfred is and she'll never tell a soul
• Her favorite food is pizza, specifically Chicago style
• Loves slasher films
• Hosts girl nights every Tuesday night. Staph, Cass, and Helena attend every week while Kate, Harper, and Dinah are sporadic. Harley, Ivy, and Selina even tend to show up every now and then

Selina Kyle (Catwoman)

• She/Her
• Bisexual
• Damian is her favorite because of his sass and love of animals
• Noticed Tim a few months into his nightly stalking and took to keeping him company when she couldn’t talk him out of it. He calls her Ms. Kyle no matter how much she insists Selina is ok.
• Nervous around Bane, especially when he makes "breaking the bat" comments
• Can apply false eyelashes perfectly the first try
• Loves spicy food and finds Bruce's intolerance hilarious 
• Loves Halloween
• For every A+ that Damian brings home, she buys him a new pet (Bruce banned this rule seeing as he only ever got A+'s)
• Lets Cass and Steph borrow her jewelry

Alfred Pennyworth

• The world's biggest lgbtq ally 
• They’re all his children and loves them as such
• Makes the best cookies
• Has caught each of the Robins mindlessly dancing around to an upbeat song in the Batcave
• When everyone has a bad week, he prepares a shit ton of sweets
• Overqualified to be a butler. Was supposed to only be a side job, but he got too attached to Bruce
• One time Batfam had a rap battle, and Alfred won
• Will do anything to protect his family, When someone almost killed Tim and Damian, Alfred wore a satisfied expression upon hearing about the news of the mysterious death of the man.
• Loves any kind of tea but prefers rosemary 
• Jason was his favorite robin