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1. Body Count by cyclogenesis (addictedkitten)

   Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe, X-Men (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies), Blade (Movies 1998 - 2004), Eternals (Movie 2021)  

   • Explicit
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   15 Aug 2024

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies)/Wade Wilson
   • Wade Wilson
   • Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies)
   • Blind Al (Deadpool)
   • Domesticity
   • Temporary vampirism
   • Canon-Typical Deadpool Content

   Summary

   In which the title refers to the number of sexual partners a person has had, despite what you might think. With digressions into wanton domesticity, temporary vampirism as an excuse for Logan to have the comics-accurate little kitty fangs (sorry), New York City apartment hunting, canon-typical intimations that Logan is Wade’s little pet Wolverine, photo ops on a dead Celestial, genuine and deep romantic feelings (sorry again), and what happens when you have an unlimited budget for cameos because this is a work of fanfiction and not a multi-million dollar movie.

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