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YURI KAGARIN: If you are a girl, he will just let you beat him up. He will probably thank you for the experience! If you are a boy, he will fight with ferocity and bloodlust...but I think you'll still be able to beat him, because he's a tiny little thing who gets kidnapped like it's going out of style. If you are nonbinary, I don't actually know what his fighting style would be, but you can always go test it out and report back to us! Fight Yuri.
HAJIME MAKUNOUCHI: Oh yeah, sure, go fight the Ultimate Boxer. See how well that ends for you. You idiot. Don't fight Hajime.
KOKORO MITSUME: You know what? Fight her. She's super smart, but she lacks in physical strength. I can't promise you'll win, as her brains could end up prevailing in the end, but after Chapter 0, she deserves to be fought. Fight Kokoro.
EMMA MAGOROBI: Listen. I know she's a Void. I know she deserves it. But I just don't have the heart to recommend a fight with Emma. I care about her too much. She's my blorbo. Please, don't fight Emma.
SETSUKA CHIEBUKURO: Not only will she beat you, but she will charm you so thoroughly during the fight that you will end up agreeing with your own ass-kicking. Don't mess with Big Sis. Don't fight Setsuka.
HIBIKI OTONOKOJI: Why would you do this to her? She suffers so much. Why add to it? Don't fight Hibiki.
KANADE OTONOKOJI: Nobody in this cast deserves to be fought more than her. While you might be intimidated by her status as a serial killer with sixty-plus bodies to her name, please keep in mind that all of those kills were achieved through hit-and-run tactics. She's probably never been in a straight-up fight before in her life. I read a really good story once where Sonia Nevermind beat the crap out of her. Be like Sonia. Fight Kanade.
SHINJI KASAI: He, on the other hand, has probably been in fights before. The secret is in the approach. Don't fight him out of malice. You'll get your ass kicked six ways to Sunday. Just ask for a sparring match, and he'll be happy to throw down with you for a few rounds. You're still not winning, but you'll get some pointers, and maybe you two can make a regular thing out of it. He's cool like that! Fight Shinji, but only if you're nice about it.
NIKEI YOMIURI: The guy's built like a stick. He is not a fighter. Make sure he's not packing any surprise firearms, and if he's not, you have the all clear to break him like a Kit Kat bar. Fight Nikei.
TERUYA OTORI: If this was DRA Teruya, I might say yes, but this is SDRA2 Teruya. This is Teruya after a growth spurt and several years of Kisaragi Foundation training. He's not worth the risk, especially since he's done nothing wrong ever in his life (I am pointedly ignoring Chapter 4). Don't fight Teruya.
MIKADO SANNOJI: He deserves it, but also: he has magic. Do you have magic? You do not have magic. Don't fight Mikado.
IROHA NIJIUE: As the great Majosullivan once said, what the hell can she do to you? Cry? Try to convince you that you're at fault for her situation? Cry some more? Fight Iroha.
SYOBAI HASHIMOTO: I don't trust a fight with a guy who stabbed the protagonist like ten minutes into the game. I'm very certain that any attempt to fight him will lead to very bad things for you. Don't fight Syobai.
YORUKO KABUYA: A fight with her could go either way, but I don't think it's worth the risk of getting one-shotted by Sora. Don't fight Yoruko.
YUKI MAEDA: Don't. Just...don't. Don't fight Yuki. Give the poor boy a break for once in his life.
SORA: Trying to fight someone who has the power of Divine Luck is just asking for death. Don't be stupid. Don't fight Sora.