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(some kind of consolation prize)

Summary:

(title from intermission by sleeping at last. since well. this is kind of an intermission.)

short pesterlogs that aren't part of the rest of the fics in this series.

Notes:

ive been working on some other fics (both in this series and beyond) for a longgg time but i thought yall deserved some more vrisrezi. the first couple chapters were originally written as vents and posted on my tumblr a few months ago and i didnt have the text, only screenshots. the combo of courier font and quirked typing makes my computer confused when finding text in an image so there were a ton of errors when i copied them again...ive tried to fix them but some might have slipped through!

Chapter 1

Notes:

originally written 4/25/24, posted 8/20/24
https://www.tumblr.com/jadedharleys/748747397941886976

Chapter Text

-- gallowsCalibrator [GC] began trolling arachnidsGrip [AG] --
GC: W3 N33D TO CALL 4 TRUC3
AG: You 8lew off my arm and 8lasted out my eye >::::(
GC: AND YOU BLIND3D M3
GC: 1 DON'T C4R3
GC: 1 C4N'T K33P DO1NG TH1S
GC: 1 C4N'T H4T3 YOU L1K3 TH1S
AG: I can!!!!!!!!
AG: I h88888888 you, Tereziiiiiiii!!!!!!!!
GC: SHUT UP FOR ONC3
GC: J3GUS
GC: 1 N33D YOU TO L1ST3N TO M3
GC: WHY CAN'T W3 STILL B3 T34M SCOURG3 >:[
GC: WH4T H4PP3N3D TO US?
GC: 4CTU4LLY 1 TH1NK 1T'S OBV1OUS WH4T H4PP3N3D...
GC: YOU JUST *H4D* TO G3T TOO FULL OF YOURS3LF 4ND HURT T34M CH4RG3
GC: 4FT3R YOU TOLD M3 YOU WOULDN'T!!!
GC: FL4RP W4SN'T SUPPOS3D TO B3 L1K3 TH4T
GC: T34M CH4RG3 W4S OFF L1M1TS
GC: W3 K1LL3D SO M4NY TROLLS FOR YOUR LUSUS TOGTH3R BUT YOU W3R3N'T SUPPOS3D TO K1LL TH3M
GC: 4ND TH3N YOU D1D 4NYW4YS!!!
GC: YOU K1LL3D 4R4D14 OV3R WH4T, 4 S1LLY SPOOKY P4RTY TR1CK? WH4T'S R1GHT 4BOUT TH4T?? TH4T 1SN'T JUST1C3!!!!
GC: 4ND T4VROS W1LL B3 LUCKY 1F H3 DOSN'T G4T CULL3D FOR B31NG CR1PPL3D
GC: TH3 3MP1R3 H4S NO US3S FOR 4 CR1PPL3D BRONZ3BLOOD, YOU KNOW
GC: 1 4GR33 TH4T H3 M4Y B3 K1ND OF 4 LOS3R BUT H3 DOSSN'T D3S3RV3 TH4T
GC: 4R3 YOU JUST 1GNOR1NG M3?? DO YOU H4V3 NOTH1NG TO S4Y 1N YOUR D3F3NS3??? WH4T 1S YOUR FUCK1NG PROBL3M????
GC: 1 JUST M1SS YOU SO MUCH VR1SK4
GC: C4N'T W3 B3 SCOURG3 S1ST3RS 4G41N?
AG: I thought you told me to shut up. ::::\
AG: Isn't this what you wanted from me????????
GC: 1
GC: 1 DON'T KNOW WH4T 1 W4NT FROM YOU
GC: 1 JUST DON'T W4NT YOU TO FUCK1NG H4T3 M3 L1K3 TH1S 4NYMOR3
GC: 1 DON'T KNOW WH4T QU4DR4NT 1 WANT YOU 1N BUT 1T 1SN'T TH1S ON3!!!!
AG: I need to think.
GC: W3LL TH3N G3T TH1NK1NG >: \
AG: You ruined my fucking life.
AG: I will 8e lucky if my lusus doesn't kill me for this!
AG: I don't know how I'm going to keep up with hunting for trolls for her like this. Equius helped me out a it 8ecause o8viously I am too fucking awesome to be let to 8leed out 8ut this arm still stings like a 8itch!
AG: I want to fucking h8 you!!!!!!!!
GC: W3 4R3 JUST K1DS
GC: 1T'S H4RD 4ND 3V3RYTH1NG
GC: BUT W3 ST1LL H4V3 L1K3 4 SW33PS L3FT ON TH1S PL4N3T
GC: DO YOU R34LLY W4NT TO SP3ND TH3M 4LL H4T1NG M3?
GC: 4LSO W3 N33D TO STOP HURTING 34CH OTH3R B3FOR3 MOR3 TROLLS D13
GC: 1 WON'T G3T B4CK 4T YOU FOR BL1ND1NG M3
GC: HOW 1S TH4T
AG: Ughhhhhhhh. Fine.
AG: Imagine me reaching out with my awesome and 8adass new ro8ot arm to sh8ke your offered hand.
AG: Truce accepted.
AG: Can we just like
AG: Ignore quadrants for a while?
AG: Just 8e us. I don't know how I feel yet but.......
AG: It's gonna be complicted.
GC: TH4NK YOU
GC: TH4T'S GOOD 3NOUGH FOR M3
AG: Hey, Terezi?
GC: >:?
AG: Can you come over to my hive?
AG: May8e we can work things out 8etter?
GC: OK4Y
GC: 4S LONG 4S TH1S 1SN'T 4 TR1CK TO G3T B4CK 4T M3...
AG: It's not. I promise.
AG: I don't know if you can trust me but
AG: I'm tired.
GC: SM3LL Y4 L4T3R
AG: >::::(
GC: 1 4M NOT C4LL1NG YOU ST1NKY
GC: 4LTHOUGH YOU PROBABLY 4R3...
GC: BUT 1 C4N'T 3X4CTLY *S33* YOU L4T3R, C4N 1?
AG: Ha. See you l8er, then.
-- arachnidsGrip [AG] ceased trolling gallowsCalibrator [GC] --