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"Good morning, sleepyhead!"
Nico whacked his boyfriend on the head with a pillow. Will groaned, eyes still closed, and clung to the blanket wrapped around him.
"Come on," Nico encouraged. "Sun's up, guns up. You're Texan. You must have a gun on you somewhere."
Will blinked (or he tried to in his haze of sleep). "Oh I have a gun alright."
Nico whacked him again. "Stop making sex jokes or I'll shoot you with my gun."
Will rolled over and wagged his eyebrows. "Yes, please."
"Didn't know you were an exhibitionist what with you wanting to sleep with me when our friends are going to be here in half an hour."
Will sat bolt upright. "Half an hour? Why didn't you tell me?"
Nico shrugged. "Makes you move faster if you have less time. That one was a sex joke. Off you go."
Will sighed but stood up and pulled Nico into a kiss.
"You're impossible," he murmured against Nico’s lips. "I give you revenge in the form of my morning breath."
"Joke's on you. I find it sexy."
Will paused. "Wait, seriously?"
"No!" A third pillow thwack. "Go brush your teeth, dumbass."
"Fine." Will kissed Nico one last time before heading to the bathroom. "You're mean to me."
"I know!"