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1. Proper Wrestling by INeedABurnerAccountOkay

   Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   28 Aug 2024

   Tags

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   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Wrestling
   • Naked Wrestling
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Fluff and Crack
   • Crowley Loves Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley Has a Penis (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale Has a Penis (Good Omens)
   • Semi-Public Sex
   • Anal Sex
   • Massage
   • Top Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Top Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Bottom Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Bottom Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale is "just enough of a bastard to be worth knowing" (Good Omens)
   • Sports
   • ish
   • Smut
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot

   Summary

   “I was just wondering… perhaps it would do us good with some exercise.”

   “Since when do you want to exercise? We’ve never exercised before.”

   “Am I not allowed to evolve?”

   “Angel, we’ve spent 6000 years on this planet, and you’ve never once talked about exercising before …”

   “Well, then. I’ll just find someone else to wrestle with, then.” Aziraphale shrugs and leaves the room.

   -

   Or: In Ancient Greece they used to wrestle naked, covered in oil and, well ... You see where I'm going with this, right?

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