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1. Take a Little Love From Me by Hermiola

   Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   06 Oct 2024

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Nina (Good Omens)
   • Maggie (Good Omens)
   • Sandalphon (Good Omens)
   • Metatron (Good Omens)
   • Muriel (Good Omens)
   • Anathema Device
   • Newton Pulsifer
   • Madame Tracy (Good Omens)
   • Sergeant Shadwell (Good Omens)
   • Michael (Good Omens)
   • Saraqael (Good Omens)
   • Uriel (Good Omens)
   • Alternate Universe - Human
   • Pretty Woman AU
   • Sex Worker Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Businessman Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • First Meetings
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • Falling In Love
   • POV Alternating
   • Non-Explicit Sex
   • Crowley is Bad at Feelings (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale is Bad at Feelings (Good Omens)
   • Sex Worker Inadvertently Seduced by Oblivious Businessman
   • Mutual Pining
   • The Fine Art of Not Thinking About the Important Stuff
   • Bickering
   • No age difference
   • The Inherent Eroticism of Sub-Par Piano Playing
   • rating upped to E just to be safe
   • Happy Ending
   • Humor
   • bickerflirting
   • Bickerfucking
   • (but the fucking is still non-explicit)

   Summary

   “How would I go about persuading you?”
   The stranger tilted his head to the side, considering. “For starters, you’ll have to pay me.”
   Aziraphale scoffed. “You can hardly charge me for directions.”
   “I can do whatever I want, angel. I’m not the one who got lost, now, am I?”
   *
   After fleeing a disastrous work event masked as his 50th birthday party and getting lost in a car he can’t seem to drive, Aziraphale Eastgate, CEO of Eastgate’s Booksellers Ltd., meets the mysterious Anthony, who offers to help... and not just with directions. Things escalate as they are wont to do.

   (Or, you guessed it, a Pretty Woman AU.)

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   81,472

   Chapters:

   12/12

   Comments:

   535

   Kudos:

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