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Dazai is annoying again. Like always. "this stupid waste of bandages..." mumbled Chuuya while searching for a strong wine cause a normal wine wouldn't help him from Dazai's annoying ass self. Finally he found one. It looks perfect. The wine had the perfect time to rest and get their full aroma. Chuuya didn't care that this wine was way to strong and at the end he would end up doing something stupid.
Sorry but everyone who would have to deal with this jackass Dazai would need the strongest wine which they could find. Chuuya took a wine glass and did put some of this wonderful wine in it. He took a sip. What a wonderful wine did Chuuya find? What a wonderful taste! And the aroma! Just like someone just did put it there to let it get found by Chuuya and exactly planned it! But as if! Right? Chuuya couldn't stop anymore. This wine...he needed it. He drank until the bottle was empty and he was more than drunk. Suddenly he noticed in his blurry view a person he clearly knows.
"Jackass? How the fuck did you broke in my fucking apartment?!" asked Chuuya with a quite drunk voice. "Well through the door duh" "How the fuck did you break in?!" "Well I wouldn't call it 'breaking in'. I just wanted to visit my favourite loyal dog~!" said Dazai with a big, in Chuuya's opinion annoying, grin. Dazai sat down on the couch and enjoyed to feel how annoyed Chuuya was. Chuuya just starres at him. "And what do you want now?" asked Chuuya. "I just wanted to see my little dog that's all!" said Dazai. "Well you saw me now leave me alone!" said Chuuya in his drunk voice. Dazai kinda gets turned on cause this drunk voice.
"Nope is there something left in the bottle?" asked Dazai. "Uh...yeah?" answered Chuuya. Then Dazai took a glass cause he knows the apartment better than Chuuya, sats down next to him and started to drink with him but not so much like Chuuya did. Chuuya kinda didn't give a fucking shit about this cause he knew he can't stop him. After some time when Dazai made sure Chuuya is drunk enough and even himself is a bit drunk he started to do level 3 of his plan. "Well since I'm here and it's night you should let me sleep here, Chibiko!" said Dazai. "Huh the fuck nah that's my apartment." Dazai looked to him with pleading eyes.
"The container is sooo cold and dark! You can't do this to your little boyfriend you should take care of me!" whined Dazai. "Huh well this fucking boyfriend shouldn't do things like don't let me live my life!" said Chuuya annoyed. "Chu Chu just one night! One damn night I won't make it through the night in this container!" whined Dazai. "Ugh whatever you're going to stay here anyway damnit" said Chuuya. "Yayyy thanks love youuu!" said Dazai happy. "Yeah yeah go kill yourself" said Chuuya annoyed. Then it went quiet for a longgg time. Time for level 4.
"So...since I'll stay the night should we make out?" asked Dazai while thinking that Chuuya couldn't say no. After all he never said no and he's drunk. "... *sighs* suck it" said Chuuya, picked him up in bride-style and starts heading to the bedroom. "Mackerel stop starving to death and start eating you're way to easy to pick up" said Chuuya annoyed. "Well then I have to come even more often to you, Chibiko!" said Dazai excited. "Yeah whatever atleast you'll start eating..." said Chuuya while putting Dazai flat down on his bed while getting on top of him.
Then he pressed his lips on Dazai's while slipping his tongue in cause Dazai allowed it. He knows which places in Dazai's mouth cause him to moan and which places he loves. After stopping the kiss to get some air Chuuya's lips wandered down Dazai's neck while peppering soft kisses on it. "You planned it didn't you?" asked Chuuya between the kisses. "Maybe I did, maybe I didn't~" answered Dazai between enjoying his dog's lips on his neck. "Just shut up" said Chuuya while biting and nibbling on his neck but Dazai wanted it so badly and couldn't wait.
"Have more patience Dazai" said Chuuya while he could feel Dazai pouting. "Promise you'll shut up after it dumbass?" "Pinky promise!" Chuuya sighs and let Dazai sat down on his lap cause it's his now. Each leg on each side of Chuuya's hot- waist. Just waist. They would usually say something like "huh quite the nasty one?" while noticing each others hardness but they both were hard so it was like a start(?) Dazai giggled while handing Chuuya the lube over. They didn't even really talk much. Chuuya was tired and drunk and Dazai just wanted Chuuya to be inside him. "ngh...don't let me wait Chibi ngh.." whined Dazai while Chuuya did strech him out with (for him) only two fingers.
"Dumbass y'know you should have more patience" said Chuuya while adding more and putting them deeper which causes Dazai to let out some moans in pleasure. "ngh..I'm ready Chibiko" whined-moaned Dazai. Chuuya sighs and gave in (damn it's so out of character sorry). Soon Chuuya opened his belt and so on until his deck was out. He positioned Dazai and let Dazai sat on him and his deck was completely in Dazai. Dazai moaned in pleasure and Chuuya did let out a groan. Then yeah Dazai rode a while and whatever (I'm too tired to write it sorry) until Chuuya came and both did let out their last moan/groan. "mphf Chibi is the best!" said Dazai while hugging Chuuya tightly. Well he's still in the same position tho. "Yeah whatever jackass" answered Chuuya. "Ready for number 2 Chibiko?" grinned Dazai and get off his lap but knelt between his legs.
"Wha-" before Chuuya could even end the word Dazai started his round 2 with teasing his tip with some little touches. Chuuya answered with some groans and so on. After some time Dazai got bored and started taking his whole length in his mouth. And he's quite professional in using his tongue good. "ngh..ahh...stupid mackerel...ahh~" groaned, squirmed and moaned Chuuya while resting his hand on Dazai's hair to push him deeper. And Dazai's so skilled he didn't even get a gag reflex cause of that. (Cause I said so) After some more affectional deck-care Chuuya came and Dazai took it all and swallowed it. He got up again and smiled. "We should do that more often Chibiko" "You think so mackerel?" answered Chuuya before kissing him passionately and pushing his tongue in to explore Dazai's mouth which he does often and Dazai's enjoying it too.
After some time it got from a kiss to love bites and so on. After some time they fell asleep in each others arms before saying "I love my Chibiko" and "I love you too Jackass"
happy end lel. :)))