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the moment of truth in your lies by orphan_account
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
03 Sep 2024
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Summary
If he keeps his distance from Wolverine, then Wolverine won't know a Peter Parker. But if he dares to make an impression—nope. He's basically setting himself up for a world of pain. "Wade, please, I'm literally begging you."
"You'll be fine, chill out," Wade says, ridiculously cupping his hand over his mouth. "Just don't make eye contact—seriously, avoid those death lasers. And never, ever say 'lollygag.' That's an express ticket to an ass-kicking."
"No, no, wait!" he tries again, but Wade's already swaggering off like the natural pain in the ass he is.
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The realization that he needs friends—yeah, he gets it, okay? But does he really need this never-meet-your-heroes-case for a fuck buddy—who isn’t really a buddy, is kind of a jerk, but also really good in bed?