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- TickingTimeBomb has created a group chat -
- TickingTimeBomb has named the group chat: immortals only lolol -
- TickingTimeBomb has added 13 users -

SpaceMan: What's this?

TickingTimeBomb: Group chat genius.

SpaceMan: Nice.

LunarSea: I think a group chat between us all is lovely. It's a wonderful idea Timekeeper.

TickingTimeBomb: Thank you water lesbian.

LunarSea: Why do you always call me that. I mean it's technically true but like

TickingTimeBomb: :)

ArsonistGod: oh fuck yea im so down for this gonna tell my parent unit rq

ArsonistGod: thanks time woman

TickingTimeBomb: Anytime.

FireLizard: interesting. is everyone here???

TickingTimeBomb: No. Emo meemaw and the genocidal maniacs aren't allowed.

GoldenEarth: Oh thank the fucking gods.

FireLizard: we are gods tho

FireLizard: also hi ananas :)

GoldenEarth: I know we are it's an expression you dumbass.

GoldenEarth: Hello.

FireLizard: say that to my face coward

LunarSea: Okay you two, please don't get into an argument.

MoonShine: just woke up from my phone blowing up. hi everyone :)

LunarSea: Hi Moonlight! :))))

TickingTimeBomb: Gayass

GoldenEarth: Real.

SlayEraFish: stfu i know you aint saying real like youre not one of the the fruitiest mfs ive ever fucking met

FireLizard: LMFAOOOO

GoldenEarth: Kill yourselves. Now.

FireLizard: no :)

SlayEraFish: nuh uh

SpaceMan: FYM "NUH UH"

SlayEraFish: :)

SwanLake: Oh my... What an interesting time to discover this....

TickingTimeBomb: Welcome to the show bird woman. Make some popcorn cuz the girls are fighting.

SwanLake: I'm not doing that....

TickingTimeBomb: Aight then.

SwanLake: I barely understand this thing, but I like being able to keep pictures on it :]

ArsonistGod: my parental unit is cookin rn

FireLizard: i actually do not wanna hear it from someone whos got a stick shoved so far up their own ass its a miracle it hasnt gone through you completely like a kebab

SlayEraFish: actually the biggest bitch i know but thats why were besties XOXOX

GoldenEarth: Literally neither of you can even type like civilized beings. Pitaya you have a singular braincell that's so useless even dust bunnies could look like the next possible cure for world hunger.

GoldenEarth: That's so real Pearl.

ArsonistGod: gah dayum

ArsonistGod: favorite friend spotted. rip pitaya lmfao

FireLizard: fucking grounded

ArsonistGod: man

FireLizard: shut up i adopted you what i say goes

ArsonistGod: i bet the tree man doesnt ground his son for stating facts

Whimdy: He doesn't. He's quite the lenient father. He's very much appreciative of learning the facts.

ArsonistGod: SEE? YOU'RE JUST AN ASSHOLE.

ArsonistGod: Also sup Windy? :]

Whimdy: Not much. The forest is quiet. It's a nice day out. I've just been watching you all for a while.

Whimdy: - One attachment -

Whimdy: It's nice. :]

SwanLake: How nice. :)

ArsonistGod: Yoooo! That's sick!

SlayEraFish: -._^.

SlayEraFish: hey wait a minute

Whimdy: What?

SlayEraFish: tf you switch your style up for fireboy

ArsonistGod: No clue what you're talking about. Also don't call me fireboy.

LunarSea: He's typing properly now. He started since Wind Archer made himself known.

SlayEraFish: and off goes the gaydar

ArsonistGod: SHUT THE FUCK UP I WILL TURN YOU INTO SUSHI

TickingTimeBomb: Holy shit I need more popcorn.

FireLizard: - 1 image attachment -

FireLizard: my son and the bad bitch he cant pull because hes autistic

ArsonistGod: Break your legs.

SpaceMan: This is so real. Btw I'm typing this from like two solar systems and seven planets away rn.

ArsonistGod: no one fucking asked you

SpaceMan: @GoldenEarth Yo do me a solid and chase this bastard down with a meteor shower.

GoldenEarth: Bet.

ArsonistGod: this is homophobic

Darktopus: No, it's just some gays turning on each other.

FireLizard: who tf is you?

Darktopus: Abyss.

GoldenEarth: It should've been obvious by their name, but noooo. Your singular braincell needs to have everything simplified.

FireLizard: OH MY FUCK LEAVE ME ALONE YOU HOE

GoldenEarth: No.

FireLizard: ill deck your ass in a fight again say this shit to my face

GoldenEarth: Don't tempt me because I will go over there if need be.

SwanLake: Okay, you all must stop being so hostile towards one another. I'm not sure if this was even the intended purpose of this group chat in the first place.

TickingTimeBomb: It wasn't but I knew this would happen regardless so it's fucking hilarious lol

SwanLake: -_-

TickingTimeBomb: Ayyyy

FireLizard: @LotusNechMonster @LotusNechMonster @LotusNechMonster @LotusNechMonster

LotusNechMonster: What do you want Pitaya?

FireLizard: sup :]

LotusNechMonster: .

LotusNechMonster: Never speak to me again.

FireLizard: what the fuck did i do to you guys????

GoldenEarth: :/

FireLizard: IVE APOLOGIZED TO YOU HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES NOW????

GoldenEarth: Yeah, but like alsooooo :/

FireLizard: im so done

GoldenEarth: :/

LotusNechMonster: :/

TickingTimeBomb: :/

SlayEraFish: :/

SpaceMan: :/

Darktopus: :/

ArsonistGod: :/

Whimdy: :/

ArsonistGod: :)

Whimdy: :|

ArsonistGod: :(

SlayEraFish: LMFAO

ArsonistGod: die.

SwanLake: What would Millennial Tree think if he were here?

Treesus: I am. Hello everyone. This is quite fun to watch.

ArsonistGod: YOOOOOO TREE MAN IS IN THE CHAT. BANGER NAME BTW

FireLizard: TREESUS IM FUCKING DEAD

GoldenEarth: "Treesus". That's amazing.

SlayEraFish: hows it hangin tree daddy

GoldenEarth: PEARL WHAT THE FUCK.

ArsonistGod: my honest reaction to that information - 1 image attached -

Treesus: Why, I'm doing quite well. It's a bit hard to get accustomed to owning a device like this, but I am enjoying it so far. I like the little faces you can make. :)

Treesus: Also, what do you mean by that nickname? Are you referring to how I am a father of nature?

FireLizard: CACKLING

ArsonistGod: I can hear you from outside.

Whimdy: If any of you say a word it is on sight.

TickingTimeBomb: I like this fish girl.

SlayEraFish: everyone likes me

ArsonistGod: nuh uh

Darktopus: You're kind of annoying.

SlayEraFish: neither of you are relevant and you get no bitches

ArsonistGod: I swear I just heard Pitaya fall over.

FireLizard: IDID

GoldenEarth: You good?

FireLizard: yee

GoldenEarth: Good.

SlayEraFish: YOOOO THEY HAVE A SOUL

GoldenEarth: Die painfully. :)

SlayEraFish: no :)

FrostBite: ....What the hell.

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- TickingTimeBomb has added LightningStorm into gay on gay violence -

LightningStorm: HAHA WHATS UP BITCHESSSS

LotusNechMonster: The hell is that gc name?

TickingTimeBomb: The truth.

LunarSea: Hi Stormbringer :)

LightningStorm: OH GOD THE BASIC BITCH

SlayEraFish: GIGGLING

MoonShine: Alright you off brand Pikachu, quit insulting my wife.

GoldenEarth: "Off brand Pikachu".

FrostBite: Why was I added to this chat?

TickingTimeBomb: Cuz you're an immortal. :]

FrostBite: Wonderful...

LightningStorm: who tf is you???

FrostBite: Frost Queen.

LightningStorm: am i supposed to know you all by name????

FrostBite: .

FrostBite: We are literally both guardians of nature.

LightningStorm: oooooohhhh

LightningStorm: Elsa!

FrostBite: ......

Treesus: Hi Stormbringer. Welcome to the group chat. :)

LightningStorm: YALL GOT THE TREE MAN IN HERE???

FireLizard: yo who this

GoldenEarth: Some lightning lady. Kinda annoying ngl.

LightningStorm: TURN YOUR LOCATION ON I WILL STRIKE YOUR ASS DOWN.

GoldenEarth: Try me. Not gonna be funny when you get put in a rubber box you overpowered backup generator.

FireLizard: DRAG HER ASS POOKIE

ArsonistGod: NEVER FUCKING USE POOKIE AGAIN TEACHING YOU MODERN SLANG WAS A MISTAKE

SlayEraFish: YOU FUCKING WHAT

TickingTimeBomb: Nahhh

FrostBite: :|

GoldenEarth: What in the everloving fuck is a pookie.

FireLizard: fire told me it was modern cookie slang for best friends or besties

GoldenEarth: Ah. Never call me it again.

FireLizard: :(

MoonShine: I can't believe you guys. Teaching the dragons modern slang??

FireLizard: HEY HEY HEY WAIT HOLD ON WHY THE FUCK ARE Y'ALL ACTING LIKE YOURE NOT ALL ALSO OLD AS SHIT

LightningStorm: CUZ WE KEEP UP WITH THE TIMES MEEMAW

LotusNechMonster: Timekeeper made a good call with the chat name.

TickingTimeBomb: I know :3

Whimdy: - 1 attachment -

ArsonistGod: YOOOOOO ITS A BNUUY

LunarSea: Awwww :D

MoonShine: Bnuuy....

GoldenEarth: Alright, that's pretty cute. :)

FireLizard: bnyuy :)

LotusNechMonster: That's a nice picture. A cute rabbit too.

LightningStorm - 1 attachment - :)

LunarSea: Kill yourself.

GoldenEarth: Die.

FireLizard: Fuck you and your momma.

MoonShine: Break your phone.

ArsonistGod: Hoe.

LotusNechMonster: You people are insane Treesus.

SpaceMan: Bro even the shit typers pulled out the periods you're fucked.

LightningStorm: Lmao

Treesus: You needed me?

Treesus: Oh.

Treesus: Kill yourself.

FireLizard: HAAAAAAAAAAA

GoldenEarth: NO WAY

ArsonistGod: FLABBERGASTED

Whimdy: Father...?

SlayEraFish: I LOOK AWAY FOR A MINUTE WHAT THE FUCK.

SlayEraFish: This is beautiful

TickingTimeBomb: REAL THIS SHIT JUST GOT GOOD LMFAO

FrostBite: ....You people are insane.

- FrostBite has left "Gay on gay violence" -

- TickingTimeBomb has added 1 user to "Gay on gay violence" -

TickingTimeBomb: Nice try. You're stuck with us.

FrostBite: No.

FrostBite: No let me leave.

TickingTimeBomb: Never. :)

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Lycheehee: Hewwo :3

GoldenEarth: My honest to God, down to earth, 100% authentic reaction to that information: - 1 image attachment -

FireLizard: WHO THE FUCK ADDED YOU

LotusNessMonster: ......

Lycheehee: Nowobody :3

GoldenEarth: @TickingTimeBomb PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BAN THEM GET THEM OUT OF HERE

Lycheehee: Don't be rude (⁠´⁠；⁠ω⁠；⁠｀⁠)

Darktopus: What. The fuck.

ArsonistGod: THE FUCKING EMOTICON NOOOOOOOOOO

FireLizard: in shambles

SlayEraFish: cringe

Lycheehee: CRINGE MY ASS YALL ARE CRINGE TOO I BACKREAD

Darktopus: Isn't this the third one y'all have on the do not invite list?

Lycheehee: I got a pass >:3c

TickingTimeBomb: Yes, they helped jumpstart the apocalypse. But also..... It was funny :]

GoldenEarth: I'll at least take Lychee over the other one.

Lycheehee: emo meemaw? :3

GoldenEarth: Shut the fuck up you know damn well who I mean.

TickingTimeBomb: Don't worry broski I gotchu on that. :)

GoldenEarth: Thank you.

LotusNessMonster: - 1 attachment -

GoldenEarth: Nice flowers. Not as nice as the ones on my island though.

LotusNessMonster: Not this again.

FireLizard: SHUT UP NO ONE CARES

GoldenEarth: I CARE ASSHAT.

FireLizard: NO ONE ELSE DOES

GoldenEarth: LIKE YOUR OPINIONS HOLD ANY WEIGHT.

Darktopus: No flowers down here. Only darkness.

SlayEraFish: thats so real off brand me!

Darktopus: .

Darktopus: Or are you the off brand of me?

ArsonistGod: both of you are edgy as fuck sushi ingredients. case closed

SlayEraFish: tough talk from a bastard that cant even touch water

ArsonistGod: touch grass.

ArsonistGod: land grass :)

SlayEraFish: YOU CANT DO THAT EITHER

ArsonistGod: i can. just starts a fire

LunarSea: Oh to be the sea, listening to both of them at once.

SlayEraFish: HOLY SHIT ITS THE USELESS LESBIAN THAT MADE US EMO IN THE FIRST PLACE BECAUSE HER ASS COULDN'T STOP CRYING

Darktopus: FUCK YOU

LunarSea: :|

LunarSea: I didn't control what my tears were used for but go on.

ArsonistGod: didnt you like.... abandon your duties as guardian?

LunarSea: I don't think you're the one that should be asking me about that....

ArsonistGod: understandable have a great day

LunarSea: Thanks. You too. :]

Lycheehee: thats so cringe

GoldenEarth: KYS

Lycheehee: :{

Lycheehee: i switched up at the end stop hating me ówò

ArsonistGod: NOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE OWOS

GoldenEarth: Fuck you.

FireLizard: they hold grudges in case no ones noticed

GoldenEarth: THE LITTLE SHIT HELPED FUCK UP EVERYTHING.

FireLizard: @FrostBite send ice ananas needs to chill

FrostBite: Don't speak to me.

GoldenEarth: Do not test me I will come over there.

FireLizard: IM JUST SAYING

LotusNessMonster: Ananas, have you considered therapy?

GoldenEarth: Never, why?

LotusNessMonster: I-

SpaceMan: Guys

SpaceMan: - 2 attached images -

SpaceMan: HeLp me

GoldenEarth: Oh no.

FireLizard: RUN BRO TF YOU STARING AT IT FOR

LotusNessMonster: Pitaya stated it best. Running is wise.

ArsonistGod: brother you are cooked

SpaceMan: like you werei whenxk you fell into thats lava poolbfndkdyrvebd

ArsonistGod: YEAH SHUT UP BITCH

FireLizard: lmfao that was a good day :)

GoldenEarth: You saved him by making him drink magma Pitaya what.

FireLizard: in my defense it was funny. and it was how i adopted him :]

ArsonistGod: i hate my dad

TickingTimeBomb: That's so teenage girl coded

ArsonistGod: KYS

- TickingTimeBomb has muted one user -

TickingTimeBomb: Away with your free speech rights homo.

FireLizard: THIS IS HOMOPHOBICDHDJSLDK

FireLizard: little shit came right over for my phone

SlayEraFish: - 1 image attachment -

SlayEraFish: me and the bestie on our way to cause problems on purpose

GoldenEarth: YOU TRAITOR.

Darktopus: Sorry bro.

SlayEraFish: YOURE STILL MY FIRST BESTIE NANAS DONT WORRY

GoldenEarth: Thank you.

Lycheehee: .....cringe ｡⁠◕w⁠◕⁠｡

GoldenEarth: Fuck off and die.

Lycheehee: Ó⁠╭⁠╮⁠Ò

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Lycheehee: chillin with fluffles :3 - 1 image attached -

ArsonistGod: i got a pet tiger. check it - 1 image attached -

LunarSea: Big cat... :]

Lycheehee: LORG

GoldenEarth: Pineapplemur is asleep so I had to be discreet. - 1 image attached -

MoonShine: Little guy... :]

Treesus: Oh deer. :) - 1 image attached -

MoonShine: You guys have such cute pets! :]]]]]

Darktopus: Fish. - 1 image attached -

GoldenEarth: I have fish too. Hold on a moment.

Darktopus: Nice.

LotusNessMonster: Polliwog. - 1 image attached -

GoldenEarth: Can't get to the fish. I'm not moving Pineapplemur to get to them.

ArsonistGod: fully understandable my dude

Whimdy: All creatures of the forest are my friends.

ArsonistGod: He holds all the power.

SwanLake: You all have such adorable pets! I love seeing them! Here's mine. :) - 1 image attached -

SpaceMan: C U B E - 1 image attached -

LunarSea: Not a pet, but I did see this sea bunny swimming by and it's really cute. - 1 image attached -

Whimdy: :]

ArsonistGod: Holy shit it's adorable.

MoonShine: I'm gonna cry it's so small.

Darktopus: Drop your location I want to see it.

LunarSea: I'll send it to you.

FrostBite: Civil conversations ARE possible here. I'm genuinely surprised.

ArsonistGod: sup Elsa?

FrostBite: ......

FireLizard: fruitling - 1 image attached -

ArsonistGod: ITS THE LITTLE GUY!!!!!!!!

FireLizard: YEAAAAAAAAA

LightningStorm: yall have the wildest little creatures and im all here for it

LightningStorm: minus fire spirit and his bigass tiger

ArsonistGod: i do indeed have both of those (⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)

LightningStorm: what

MoonShine: THE FACE??????

FireLizard: .

Lycheehee: ha no shot hes got a dumptruck

FireLizard: my reaction to that information - 1 image attached -

ArsonistGod: FUCK YOU

LotusNessMonster: Oh to see with my eyes....

Lycheehee: lol no thanks

LunarSea: ANYWAY

LunarSea: Look at the moon. My wife's up there. <3

GoldenEarth: I sure would love to go out and see it, but I can't FUCKING MOVE THIS LITTLE ANGEL IS SLEEPING ON MY LAP.

LightningStorm: bro just move it

GoldenEarth: No.

ArsonistGod: cant believe you would ever suggest that

LightningStorm: fair

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- TheAllSeeingOne has joined "gay on gay violence" -

TickingTimeBomb: How the fuck did you get in here?

LightningStorm: who that

TheAllSeeingOne: Perish, cookies.

LightningStorm: OH

TickingTimeBomb: Oh. O h n o.

ArsonistGod: OH GOD OH FUCK @FireLizard @FireLizard @FireLizard @FireLizard @FireLizard @FireLizard DAD HELPPPPPPP

FireLizard: WHO THE FUCK LET YOU IN?????

TheAllSeeingOne: Hello, Pitaya.

FireLizard: SHUT THE FUCK UP WHO LET YOUR ASS IN

TheAllSeeingOne: I let myself in.

LotusNessMonster: .....

LotusNessMonster: No.

TheAllSeeingOne: Lotus.

LotusNessMonster: No.

Treesus: Oh dear....

Lycheehee: oh boy (⁠;⁠;⁠;⁠・⁠_⁠・⁠)

TheAllSeeingOne: Hello Lychee.

Lycheehee: yo

FireLizard: DUDE

Lycheehee: :3

TheAllSeeingOne: It's nice seeing you all enjoying yourselves. I just wish it wasn't with... Those things.

TheAllSeeingOne: @GoldenEarth Hello Ananas.

GoldenEarth: Who just notified me.

GoldenEarth: .

GoldenEarth: No. You're kidding.

GoldenEarth: WHICH ONE OF YOU ASSHOLES LET THEM IN I WILL BURY YOU ALIVE

TheAllSeeingOne: That's the spirit.

LotusNessMonster: Timekeeper you know what to do.

TickingTimeBomb: FUCKING TRYING.

TheAllSeeingOne: You can't get rid of me.

GoldenEarth: SHUT THE FUCK UP LONGAN YOU RUINED MY FUCKING LIFE I HATE YOU GO PERISH IN A FORGOTTEN LAKE NO ONE WANTS TO REMEMBER YOU GET OUT OF MY SAFE SPACE YOU VIRUS

SlayEraFish: OH NOOOOOOOOOO NOT THIS BITCH

Whimdy: ......Fuck.

TheAllSeeingOne: Dragons, I urge you all to listen and see that this is wrong. I'm just trying to help.

GoldenEarth: NO SHUT UP YOU CAN'T DO SHIT ANYMORE. WHY THE FUCK DIDNT WE KILL THEM?????

ArsonistGod: their ass broke out of the retirement home man

- TickingTimeBomb has removed TheAllSeeingOne from "gay on gay violence" -

FireLizard: bro.

FireLizard: who let them in

FireLizard: actually.

Lycheehee: i didnt

LotusNessMonster: Why would I?

LightningStorm: thought that fucker was still sleeping what the fuck happened

Whimdy: Maybe get your head out of the clouds sometime and actually pay attention to the world below.

LightningStorm: okay damn

- FireLizard has created a chat with GoldenEarth -

FireLizard: you good? :(

GoldenEarth: FUCKING NO

FireLizard: fair.

FireLizard: you like

FireLizard: need anything?

GoldenEarth: A minute.

FireLizard: k

- TickingTimeBomb has pinned a message to "gay on gay violence" -

TickingTimeBomb: I SPECIFICALLY FUCKING SAID THE MANIACS ARE BLACKLISTED. LYCHEE WAS THE EXCEPTION. FELLAS WE'RE ALL INSANE BUT THERE ARE LIMITS.

ArsonistGod: bro that was fucked

SpaceMan: What's going on?

SpaceMan: Oh.

ArsonistGod: oh hey you survived

SpaceMan: Yea.

ArsonistGod: nice

SwanLake: Longan was here? Oh my... Is Ananas alright? That reaction was rather... A lot.

FireLizard: yee

FireLizard: they need a sec

SwanLake: That's good to know.

Whimdy: I know that feeling.

ArsonistGod: Oof... You good?

Whimdy: Mostly. I appreciate your concern.

ArsonistGod: No prob :]

GoldenEarth: Whoever let them in better pray I don't find out it was them.

FireLizard: real let me help too

Lycheehee: me and the fellas on our way to jump a bitch in a dennys parking lot

GoldenEarth: Don't act like we're friends.

Lycheehee: (⁠｡⁠•́⁠︿⁠•̀⁠｡⁠)

FireLizard: LMAO

ArsonistGod: live laugh love beating the shit out of your problems

SlayEraFish: that is so real

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LunarSea: That was... An interesting thing to miss yesterday.

MoonShine: I slept through the whole thing.

FrostBite: I watched it in real time. I was not dealing with that problem.

TickingTimeBomb: In shambles how did that prehistoric bastard make it in here without an invite. IN MY CONTROLLED GROUP CHAT. Flabbergasted.

TickingTimeBomb: me rn - 1 image attached -

SpaceMan: Allow me to use my sick ass space tech skills to deal with this.

TickingTimeBomb: Fine. I'll be over in five seconds. :)

SpaceMan: YOOOOOO - 1 image attached -

SpaceMan: We're boutta start cooking y'all.

SlayEraFish: when the smartest kids in class are put together for a group project:

TickingTimeBomb: Real.

SlayEraFish: :]

Darktopus: What the fuck was that yesterday?

TickingTimeBomb: The genocide committing fossil SOMEHOW got in. Working with the funky space dude to prevent that.

Darktopus: I see...

ArsonistGod: @MoonShine would you do anything for me?

MoonShine: BUY A BIG DIAMOND RING FOR ME??

LunarSea: Would you get down on one knee for me?

MoonShine: Already did. :]]] <3

LunarSea: <3

Whimdy: Pop that pretty question right now baby?

ArsonistGod: YESSSSSSSSS WINDY

LightningStorm: BEAUTY QUEEN ON A SILVER SCREEN!!!!!

Darktopus: What.

FrostBite: Living life like I'm in a dream.

ArsonistGod: YES FROST QUEEN.

FrostBite: :/

ArsonistGod: I KNOW IVE GOT A BIG EGO

GoldenEarth: I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHY IT'S SUCH A BIG DEAL THOUGH.

ArsonistGod: WE DID IT

LightningStorm: YIPPEE

MoonShine: :]]]]]]

LotusNessMonster: I still remember when Ananas first heard a Marina song.

LotusNessMonster: It was Oh No.

GoldenEarth: Shut up.

LotusNessMonster: They took psychic damage and had to sit down for a minute.

GoldenEarth: FUCK OFF.

FireLizard: LMFAOOOO I REMEMBER THAT

GoldenEarth: FUCK. OFF.

LotusNessMonster: Did I say minute? It was closer to five.

GoldenEarth: Why am I friends with you two.

FireLizard: cuz we saved the world together :]

MoonShine: One track mind...

GoldenEarth: NOOO.

LunarSea: One track heart <3

Whimdy: If I fail, I'll fall apart.

SpaceMan: Maybe it is all a test.

FireLizard: Do it Ananas.

LotusNessMonster: Say it.

GoldenEarth: Fuck you both.

GoldenEarth: Cuz I feel like I'm the worst so I always act like I'm the best.

ArsonistGod: real i mean what

SlayEraFish: IF YOU ARE NOT VERY CAREFUL YOUR POSSESSIONS WILL POSSESS YOU.

TickingTimeBomb: TV taught me how to feel.

FireLizard: NOW REAL LIFE HAS NO APPEAL

ArsonistGod: it has no appeal

LunarSea: It has no appeal

GoldenEarth: It has NO APPEAL

LotusNessMonster: It has no appeal

Whimdy: It has no a....

FrostBite: PEAL

Lycheehee: wonderful job everyone :3

Darktopus: .....Mood.

ArsonistGod: were no strangers to love

Lycheehee: OUT

FireLizard: disowned

ArsonistGod: IM JOKING

SpaceMan: We got sidetracked a little.

TickingTimeBomb: - 5 images attached -

LotusNessMonster: Really?

Luycheehee: HELP???

Darktopus: No way.

FrostBite: Is that an airplane?

TickingTimeBomb: You bet your ass it is.

Lycheehee: THESE FUCKERS BUILT A WHOLE PLANE HELLO????

FrostBite: Literally how.

TickingTimeBomb: The power of autism.

FrostBite: Understandable, I hate it here.

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SpaceMan: In the plane. - 1 image attached -

TickingTimeBomb: We fly. :]

SlayEraFish: thats amazing

TickingTimeBomb: Thank you. :]

SwanLake: It is very impressive. :)

TickingTimeBomb: Obviously.

SpaceMan: Flyin. - 1 image attached -

ArsonistGod: nice

TickingTimeBomb: I'm copiloting. :]

ArsonistGod: yo come get us lol

GoldenEarth: Y'all built a whole ass plane in the time the rest of us were fucking around and singing Marina. Nice.

TickingTimeBomb: :]

Treesus: Good job you two. :)

SpaceMan: May or may not have almost crashed it watching the chat but we're fine.

GoldenEarth: Then WATCH THE SKY.

FireLizard: plane :]

TickingTimeBomb: Plane. :]

MoonShine: Plane. :]

MoonShine: Also hi everyone. :]

FireLizard: sup

TickingTimeBomb: Hello moon lesbian.

MoonShine: Hello time lesbian.

GoldenEarth: IM IN FUCKING SHAMBLES I CANT FIND MY BABY

GoldenEarth: I CANT FIND PINEAPPLEMUR

SlayEraFish: NOOOOOOOOOO

MoonShine: Oh no! :(

MoonShine: Where did you last see them?

GoldenEarth: I DONT KNOW

FireLizard: where would they go?

GoldenEarth: I DONT FUCKING KNOW THEY USUALLY STAY AROUND ME WHENEVER THEY CAN

GoldenEarth: genuinely in shambles ive lost my baby

LotusNessMonster: Do you need help finding them?

GoldenEarth: no

FireLizard: dude you are allergic to asking for help

GoldenEarth: fuck off ive got a lemur to find

ArsonistGod: BRO

ArsonistGod: - 1 video attached -

ArsonistGod: THE FUCK IS MY CAT DOING????

LotusNessMonster: That's not a cat. And I don't know.

FireLizard: yes it is a cat lotus. and what the fuck

TickingTimeBomb: You spin me right round baby right round

ArsonistGod: LIKE A RECORD BABY RIGHT ROUND ROUND ROUND

Lycheehee: speen

ArsonistGod: speen

FireLizard: now they both speen - 1 video attached -

GoldenEarth: I FOUND THE BABY.

GoldenEarth: I HAD TO FISH IT OUT OF MY FISHTANK. THEY'RE OKAY :]]]]]]

FireLizard: YIPPEE

SlayEraFish: THANK THE TREE

GoldenEarth: No.

Treesus: :(

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GoldenEarth: Hosting a music festival tonight. Decided to get dressed for the occasion. - 1 image attached -

SlayEraFish: FUCK YEAH SLAY BESTIE

FireLizard: YOU LOOK SICK BRO

FireLizard: ill be there too btw :)

Lycheehee: nice :3

GoldenEarth: Dressed up Pineapplemur too. - 1 image attached -

FireLizard: LMAO THATS AMAZING

LotusNessMonster: You both look good.

GoldenEarth: Obviously.

- TickingTimeBomb has added SwanLake02 to "gay on gay violence" -

SwanLake02: accidentally left the gc

SwanLake02: thanks timekeeper

TickingTimeBomb: No prob.

LotusNessMonster: Hello Sugar Swan.

SwanLake02: hi lotus

Whimdy: Mother.

SwanLake02: son

Treesus: Welcome back old friend. :)

SwanLake02: thank you

SwanLake: Uh

SwanLake02: .....

Whimdy: What.

Treesus: Huh?

SwanLake: That's not me...

Whimdy: @TickingTimeBomb We need your assistance.

SwanLake02: no THATS not me

TickingTimeBomb: Figure it out yourself. Not my problem.

SpaceMan: Why does Sugar Swan have an imposter?

ArsonistGod: imposter? from the hit game among us?

SpaceMan: .....

TickingTimeBomb: .....

- TickingTimeBomb has muted 1 user -

SpaceMan: Thank you.

- TickingTimeBomb has pinned a message -

TickingTimeBomb: No among us jokes assholes.

FireLizard: - 2 attached images -

FireLizard: THE MUSIC IS LOUD BUT ITS GOOD SO I DONT CARE

GoldenEarth: @FireLizard Turn around. - 1 image attached -

Whimdy: Can we please address the two Sugar Swans in the chat?

SwanLake02: I'm the real one.

SwanLake: No I am.

Lycheehee: this is weird

SwanLake02: No you're not.

SwanLake: Yes I am.

Whimdy: Oh I see. Look at the names.

Treesus: I see as well.

SwanLake02: You see nothing.

Whimdy: Wait a minute I know what you are.

LightningStorm: 🏳️‍🌈?!

SlayEraFish: -._^.

Whimdy: .

GoldenEarth: Look at my boy go. I'm so proud of him. :] - 1 video attached -

FireLizard: we also found the third one. trio is back together baby :] - 1 image attached -

LotusNessMonster: I don't like the excessive noise, but I can tolerate it.

LightningStorm: YOOOOOO THAT LOOKS SICK

Treesus: Nice to see you're having fun. :)

SwanLake: Why has my identity been stolen?

FireLizard: happened to me too bro

Whimdy: Identity theft is not a joke Black Swan.

SlayEraFish: MILLIONS OF FAMILIES SUFFER EVERY YEAR

SwanLake02: damn... wish i cared

TickingTimeBomb: She's staying btw. She qualifies for being here.

SwanLake02: HA

Whimdy: I'm beginning to understand Frost Queen's dislike for this chat.

FrostBite: Finally.

LotusNessMonster: Pitaya just got dared to chug three entire barrels of berry juice in one sitting. Send your prayers.

SlayEraFish: LMFAOOOO YES

GoldenEarth: Immediately sending the video once they're done.

SwanLake: Hopefully they're careful....

SwanLake02: itll be really funny when they get blackout drunk

GoldenEarth: Don't count on it. They're about as heavyweight as a tungsten cube.

GoldenEarth: - 1 video attached -

SlayEraFish: WOOOO LOOK AT EM GO

LightningStorm: HAHA YES

Whimdy: I feel sick just watching that.

GoldenEarth: They got sick. Literally right after I posted the video they threw up.

Whimdy: Ew.

GoldenEarth: No kidding.

SwanLake02: this is a fun group :)

FrostBite: No, it's not.

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LunarSea: @SlayEraFish @TickingTimeBomb Please explain.... - 1 image attached -

Lycheehee: HELLO????

GoldenEarth: Oh yeah.

GoldenEarth: I almost forgot about that.

MoonShine: Interesting.....

TickingTimeBomb: Me and the bad bitch I pulled by being autistic.

SlayEraFish: <3

FireLizard: interesting

FireLizard: anyway when is my son getting unmuted he keeps pestering me

TickingTimeBomb: Should expire in about 3 hours. :]

FireLizard: all that from him mentioning a game about space jellybeans?

TickingTimeBomb: No. Among us. Jokes.

FireLizard: okay then

LightningStorm: YOOOOOO LETS GO LESBIANS

SlayEraFish: REAL

TickingTimeBomb: :]

LightningStorm: ive got my angel theyre the best

GoldenEarth: They're not an angel.

LightningStorm: shut the fuck up yes they are

GoldenEarth: Hey @LotusNessMonster

LotusNessMonster: What is it Ananas?

GoldenEarth: Do you genuinely think you're being discreet?

LotusNessMonster: What?

GoldenEarth: I know what you are.

LotusNessMonster: I'm not sure what you think you know, but whatever it is, it's incorrect.

FireLizard: nuh uh

FireLizard: i see it too

LightningStorm: FYM "NUH UH"?!?!?

LotusNessMonster: .

LotusNessMonster: And? What's the big deal about it?

GoldenEarth: You thinking you can actually hide it lmfao. I know about your thing with a certain someone too.

LotusNessMonster: .

Darktopus: Why, oh why are you clowns suddenly so fixated on relationships?

FrostBite: No kidding.

Treesus: I've never had one of those.

Treesus: Well, aside from that one thing with Longan before they went to sleep. But I don't believe that counts.

Darktopus: WHAT

FireLizard: WHAR

LotusNessMonster: You what.

GoldenEarth: SBDKRKFN WHAT

LightningStorm: FLABBERGASTED

LunarSea: You

LunarSea: You what...?

- FrostBite has left "gay on gay violence" -

- TickingTimeBomb has added FrostBite to "gay on gay violence" -

MoonShine: That just woke me up all the way.

SlayEraFish: bro....

TickingTimeBomb: Well, that's something I DIDN'T know.

Lycheehee: I JUST OPENED CHAT AGAIN WHAT THE FUCK

Whimdy: Father....

GoldenEarth: I actually choked on my food. Literally what the FUCK.

FireLizard: I WAS WALKING AND ALMOST FUCKING FELL

SwanLake02: speechless

SwanLake: You too Millennial Tree?

SwanLake02: HUH

Whimdy: MOTHER????

Lycheehee: WHAT THE FUCK

GoldenEarth: I ALMOST FUCKING CHOKED AGAIN

FireLizard: FLABBERGASTED

Whimdy: I am.... Concerned.

LotusNessMonster: My honest reaction to that information - 1 image attached -

Darktopus: .....

LightningStorm: damn...

LightningStorm: what kind of prehistoric rizz...

TickingTimeBomb: No using rizz in this chat.

GoldenEarth: Are you two blind by any chance?

Treesus: No.

SwanLake: My vision is perfect. They were quite a sight back in the day.

GoldenEarth: FUCKING STOP I'M GONNA LOSE MY LUNCH

Lycheehee: i actually have no words

SwanLake02: i changed my mind about being here

TickingTimeBomb: Too late! You're not leaving now. :)

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ArsonistGod: I GOT MY SPEECH RIGHTS BACK

ArsonistGod: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT CONVERSATION EARLIER

Whimdy: We're not discussing it further.

ArsonistGod: You got it!

GoldenEarth: Terrible time to have eyes.

LotusNessMonster: You don't say.

SwanLake02: me on my way to commit identity theft - 1 image attached -

LightningStorm: thats so real

FireLizard: i still remember the time my identity got stolen

FireLizard: got blamed for burning shit down when i had no clue what was goin on

SwanLake: Stop impersonating me please..

FireLizard: asking is for bitches

FireLizard: kill them

SwanLake02: WOAH THERE BUDDY

SwanLake: No...

FireLizard: coward

SwanLake: It's called not jumping to violence....

GoldenEarth: Pitaya we've fucking talked about this. IN DEPTH. FOR HOURS.

FireLizard: yes

LotusNessMonster: Stop turning everything into a chance to fight.

FireLizard: but it gets results

GoldenEarth: NOT GOOD ONES.

FireLizard: HEY IT WORKS MOST TIMES

GoldenEarth: Unbelievable...

FireLizard: @SwanLake square up we fighting

SwanLake: No.

FireLizard: BUT IT WOULD BE FUNNY

SwanLake: No.

FireLizard: FUCK YOU

SlayEraFish: guys....

FireLizard: ?

SwanLake: Yes?

SlayEraFish: so fucking pissed right now some mortals escaped my territory unscathed

FireLizard: aw damn

FireLizard: that sucks

SwanLake: No, it doesn't.

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ArsonistGod: HOLY SHIT

ArsonistGod: YALL

ArsonistGod: - 1 image attached -

ArsonistGod: I FINALLY PULLED THE BAD BITCH BY BEING AUTISTIC

TickingTimeBomb: YOU DID IT

ArsonistGod: @FireLizard DAD I DID IT

FireLizard: about time

Whimdy: Of course.

ArsonistGod: I NEED TO CELEBRATE

Whimdy: I'm not stopping you. :]

ArsonistGod: :]]]]]]]

SpaceMan: I'M IN SHAMBLES GUYS. SOMEONE BLEW UP OUR PLANE. @TickingTimeBomb

TickingTimeBomb: NOOOOOOOOOO

SpaceMan: Rest in pieces our glorious creation.

TickingTimeBomb: Gone, but never forgotten.

ArsonistGod: who blew it up

SpaceMan: Don't know. But consequences will not be avoided.

SpaceMan: Also congrats dude.

ArsonistGod: :))))))))

GoldenEarth: Hanging with Pearl. - 1 image attached -

TickingTimeBomb: She's gorjust. :]

SlayEraFish: i know i am <3

FireLizard: HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU BREATHING UNDERWATER

GoldenEarth: Magic.

FireLizard: oh yeah

GoldenEarth: Literally how do you forget that's an option.

FireLizard: ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

GoldenEarth: Actually how. There is now way you're this stupid.

GoldenEarth: Actually there is.

FireLizard: I JUST FORGOT GODDAMN

SlayEraFish: were boutta sink a boat

GoldenEarth: It's gonna be funny.

FireLizard: do it :)

GoldenEarth: Oh we are.

TickingTimeBomb: I'll help.

GoldenEarth: NO I DON'T WANNA BE THE THIRD WHEEL TO YOU TWO.

TickingTimeBomb: Too bad. :)

GoldenEarth: :/

Treesus: Good for you son. And have fun you three.

SwanLake: Don't encourage this please...

Treesus: Let them have their fun.

FireLizard: gyus

FireLizard: THERES A BIG FUCKING BUG CRAWLING AROUND ITS FUCKING HIDEOUS

GoldenEarth: Kill it then.

FireLizard: IM NOT GOING WITHIN TEN FEET OF IT

GoldenEarth: Pitaya.

GoldenEarth: YOU ARE A DRAGON. FUCKING BURN IT IF YOU WANT IT DEAD.

FireLizard: but is gross :((((((

LotusNessMonster: .

LotusNessMonster: Fucking pussy.

GoldenEarth: LOTUS????

FireLizard: WHAR

ArsonistGod: my honest reaction to that information - 1 image attached -

Lycheehee: WOAH BUDDY

SlayEraFish: GIGGLING

ArsonistGod: bug has been neutralized. my dad is no longer screaming like a bitch

FireLizard: out.

Lycheehee: imagine being afraid of bugs lmaoooo

FireLizard: imagine being the size of one

Lycheehee: FUCK YOU

TickingTimeBomb: We gottem boys. - 1 image attached -

FireLizard: WOOOOO

SlayEraFish: me my girlfriend and my bestie on our way to commit malpractice - 1 image attached -

SwanLake: Why are you people like this...?

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Lycheehee: guys.... just discovered clowns existed.... this is so sad...

GoldenEarth: It's impressive that you somehow managed to avoid discovering mirrors for thousands of years.

FireLizard: HAAAAAAA

Lycheehee: SHUT THE FUCK UP.

GoldenEarth: Harsh language for someone with a head the size of Jupiter.

Lycheehee: WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO TO YOU????

Lycheehee: wait.

Lycheehee: no that doesnt work

GoldenEarth: Exactly. I do not want to hear it from a creature the size of a dragon orb.

Lycheehee: haha im short very clever. shut up youre still a loser

Lycheehee: almost lost your island ass

Lycheehee: no cookies?

Lycheehee: imagine getting your ass beat by the dumbest dragon ever

FireLizard: HEY

Lycheehee: lmfaooo imagine being on a team of three dragons and you still couldnt beat longan

Lycheehee: your ass still struggled even when awakened lol

Lycheehee: imagine being gaslit

- G O L D E N E A R T H I S T Y P I N G . . . -

FireLizard: oh fuck this is gonna be beautiful

FireLizard: ANANAS PLEASE HOLD OFF ON IT FOR LIKE TWO MINUTES I NEED POPCORN

Lycheehee: what

SlayEraFish: THEYRE GONNA DO THE THING @TickingTimeBomb

TickingTimeBomb: :)

FireLizard: okay drop the nuke ive got snacks

Lycheehee: HUH???

ArsonistGod: preparing the vine booms

GoldenEarth: @Lycheehee You are half baked. You are what medical professionals show cookies when they want to describe how deformities may look. How is that clown hat bigger than you are? You look like a catfish. You are the brown part of the banana. You kick a child? Friendly fire motherfucker. You are the size of a football yet your head could have its own center of gravity. When you hatched everyone assumed you didn't have a body from how fucking massive your head is you fucking runt. I'm the loser? You got jumped by cookies because your attention span is shorter than you are. You have the personality of a desperate streamer trying and failing to act cute. "I'm just a wittle guy!!!" Built ass. You're not cute. You look like an off brand magical girl villain. Your life is meaningless. You serve ZERO PURPOSE. You should kill yourself, NOW.

FireLizard: TREESUS FUCK

ArsonistGod: TREESUS

SlayEraFish: YOU COOKED BESTIE

SpaceMan: (⁠゜_゜

SpaceMan: lol

- Lycheehee has left "Gay on gay violence" -

FireLizard: NOWAY

TickingTimeBomb: LMAO

- TickingTimeBomb has added Lycheehee to "Gay on gay violence" -

Lycheehee: .

Lycheehee: flabbergasted

Treesus: Someone called?

Treesus: Oh my.....

LotusNessMonster: Very well said Ananas.

Darktopus: Well damn. That chat name really is true now.

SpaceMan: Real. Goddamn.

FrostBite: Me to @TickingTimeBomb

TickingTimeBomb: I'm not letting you leave Frosty the snowman.

FrostBite: .

SwanLake02: I NEVER WANNA LEAVE THIS CHAT OH MY GOD THATS A GLORIOUS MESSAGE

LightningStorm: holy shit the midget got cooked LMFAOOOO

Whimdy: .

ArsonistGod: this is amazing right Windy? :]

Whimdy: I'm not getting involved in this.

ArsonistGod: :(

Lycheehee: i am actually speechless

GoldenEarth: Good. I tolerate you more when you don't speak.

LightningStorm: CACKLING

Lycheehee: OH MY GOD STOP WHY ARE WE NOT PAST THIS YET????

GoldenEarth: I'M NOT GONNA FORGIVE OR FORGET YOUR GENUINE ALLEGIANCE TO LONGAN YOU LITTLE FUCK.

Lycheehee: I SWITCHED UP.

GoldenEarth: I DON'T CARE.

LotusNessMonster: Hey @FireLizard Should I schedule their therapy now or later?

FireLizard: probably now

LotusNessMonster: Probably.

GoldenEarth: Fireboy and Watergirl dragons should shut the fuck up.

FireLizard: FRIENDLY FIRE NANAS. FRIENDLY FIRE.

GoldenEarth: HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP. THAT'S A SKILL THAT COULD ALSO BENEFIT YOU.

FireLizard: BRUH WERE HERE TO HELP

LotusNessMonster: Let them be.

LightningStorm: i love this chat this is fucking hilarious

TickingTimeBomb: @FrostBite be like her.

FrostBite: Absolutely not.

LightningStorm: ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

LightningStorm: i mean id wanna be like me if i were you

FrostBite: Of course. The only way people would actually like you is if they also had your atrocious personality.

LightningStorm: HELP??????

ArsonistGod: CACKLING

FrostBite: Drown.

ArsonistGod: BRO WHAT???

FrostBite: Go jump in front of a fire extinguisher.

ArsonistGod: FUCK YOU WHY DONT YOU COME OVER HERE SAY THAT TO MY FACE?

ArsonistGod: OH W A I T.

MoonShine: What is happening why is everyone so hostile today???

SwanLake: @Everyone SHUT THE FUCK UP.

MoonShine: WHAT???

ArsonistGod: NO WAY

FireLizard: HAHA YESSSSSSSSS NOW FIGHT ME BIRD WOMAN

SlayEraFish: oop

GoldenEarth: :/

LotusNessMonster: Interesting.

Treesus: Please calm down old friend...

SwanLake02: I DIDNT DO ANYTHING

LunarSea: Sugar Swan...?

Darktopus: .

SpaceMan: Holy shit.

TickingTimeBomb: CACKLING THIS IS SO FUNNY.

TickingTimeBomb: This is how this group chat should be.

SwanLake: Absolutely not. They shouldn't be fighting. :(

TickingTimeBomb: My chat, my rules.

- WiltedLily has muted TickingTimeBomb -

WiltedLily: actually, its my chat now.

Whimdy: WHAR

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SpaceMan: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET IN, MUCH LESS GET CONTROL?????

WiltedLily: anything is possible.

GoldenEarth: Oh how wonderful. Fucking Hot Topic employee Maleficent made it in. @SpaceMan @TickingTimeBomb I thought you nimrods said you'd secure the chat what the fuck happened.

SpaceMan: WE DID. I DON'T KNOW HOW THE FUCK SHE GOT IN.

WiltedLily: technology is strong

WiltedLily: but magic is stronger

LightningStorm: all that power and you use it to gain ownership of a group chat bye

- WiltedLily has muted LightningStorm -

MoonShine: HOW DID SHE GET IN?????

LunarSea: ....I don't want to deal with this...

Whimdy: ...

WiltedLily: hello you little shit

Whimdy: Kill yourself.

- WiltedLily has muted Whimdy -

SlayEraFish: nahhh shes takin everybodys rights

WiltedLily: dont want any hostility towards me :)

SwanLake02: lmao that is so real

Darktopus: Don't take her side.

SwanLake02: i dont have loyalty to any of you

SwanLake02: besides my new bestie ofc

SwanLake: :)

TickingTimeBomb: this is so not live laugh love wtf

TickingTimeBomb: but also ngl its kinda funny

Whimdy: TIMEKEEPER.

TickingTimeBomb: :)

SlayEraFish: shes not wrong. this is really funny

TickingTimeBomb: :]

SwanLake02: i fully agree with that

Whimdy: Unbelievable.

FireLizard: bruh really? why is the hot topic witch here

GoldenEarth: THAT'S WHAT I SAID

WiltedLily: watch your tongues i can take your ability to speak away in an instant

GoldenEarth: Oh no, I'm so afraid. Whatever shall we do with getting muted?

LotusNessMonster: That's crazy. You used to have the light of freedom too. You really fell off. Into the ultimate dough.

FireLizard: BAHAHAHA

TickingTimeBomb: GIGGLING

GoldenEarth: HA

ArsonistGod: BRO THATS VILE

WiltedLily: .

WiltedLily: im going to break your fingers

- WiltedLily has muted LotusNessMonster -

GoldenEarth: She hated Lotus because they spoke the truth.

- WiltedLily has muted GoldenEarth -

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- WiltedLily has pinned a message -

WiltedLily: next one to insult me gets their home raided

WiltedLily: i have all your locations

WiltedLily: dont test me

GoldenEarth: OH

GoldenEarth: OH WE'RE GOING THAT ROUTE ARE WE?

GoldenEarth: Not while I fucking breathe hoe.

LotusNessMonster: Oh boy, here we go.

WiltedLily: i have an army

GoldenEarth: I suppose those monsters of yours are easily replaceable if you're sending them to their deaths so freely.

WiltedLily: Can you really fight an army of this size on your own? - 1 image attached -

LotusNessMonster: Was the selfie necessary?

WiltedLily: yes. fuck off

GoldenEarth: No. Because fighting implies there's a chance they can win.

SwanLake02: ngl she kinda....

GoldenEarth: WHAT

WiltedLily: ...

FireLizard: ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

LotusNessMonster: No.

TickingTimeBomb: JAIL

SwanLake02: just hear me out

Whimdy: Prison.

LotusNessMonster: N o.

GoldenEarth: NO.

WiltedLily: .....what

Treesus: .

WiltedLily: KILL YOURSELF

Treesus: lol Hi Enchantress.

WiltedLily: DIE

WiltedLily: YOU ARE NOTHING. YOU SHOULD DRINK WEED KILLER.

Treesus: :]

WiltedLily: SUFFER. LIGHT YOURSELF ON FIRE.

Treesus: It's okay. You may rest now. I believe the age and power has gotten to you. Take a nap. :]

- WiltedLily has muted Treesus -

ArsonistGod: one sided beef goes crazy

ArsonistGod: @Whimdy can we go get dinner? :]

Whimdy: Really?

ArsonistGod: yee

Whimdy: .

Whimdy: Where do you want to go.

ArsonistGod: magdonal

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- TickingTimeBomb has removed WiltedLily from "gay on gay violence" -

TickingTimeBomb: HA YES

TickingTimeBomb: BACK TO THE NURSING HOME WITH YEE

TickingTimeBomb: @everyone DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD!!!!

Whimdy: YIPPEE

ArsonistGod: WOOOOOO

SpaceMan: HAHA GET FUCKED.

Darktopus: Nice.

Treesus: :)

SwanLake: It was about time....

SwanLake02: man :(

SwanLake: Stop. Immediately.

LunarSea: She's finally gone?

TickingTimeBomb: Yee.

LunarSea: That's good.

MoonShine: :]]]]]]]

LightningStorm: YOOOOOO GOOD RIDDANCE

FrostBite: I still hate it here.

GoldenEarth: HA SHE ACTUALLY WENT THROUGH WITH THE THREAT. Bet this wasn't what she was expecting. - 1 image attached -

FireLizard: YESSSSSSSSS FUCK EM UP NANAS

LotusNessMonster: Lol nice.

SlayEraFish: HAHAHA

Lycheehee: HOORAY SHES GONE (⁠ﾉ⁠◕⁠ヮ⁠◕⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠*⁠.⁠✧

GoldenEarth: If only you would leave too.

Lycheehee: STOPPPPP ｡⁠:ﾟ⁠(⁠;⁠´⁠∩⁠`⁠;⁠)ﾟ⁠:⁠｡

ArsonistGod: damn they hate your ass more than elsa hates this gc

FrostBite: I'll pretend I didn't read that.

Whimdy: Leave her be.

ArsonistGod: but its funny

Whimdy: Stop.

ArsonistGod: okie :]

FireLizard: simp

ArsonistGod: BRUH

ArsonistGod: BY MY DAD????

SlayEraFish: giggling

ArsonistGod: KYS

FireLizard: :)

GoldenEarth: YOOOO I FOUND ANOTHER PRETTY ROCK FOR MY COLLECTION - 1 image attached -

FireLizard: YOOOOOO WHATS IT CALLED

GoldenEarth: WATERMELON TOURMALINE BITCH

FireLizard: MELON ROCK

LotusNessMonster: Do you still have the taaffeite I gave you?

GoldenEarth: OBVIOUSLY IT'S ONE OF THE RAREST GEMS EVER WHY WOULDN'T I KEEP IT?!

LotusNessMonster: Chill.

GoldenEarth: Sorry. Hard to contain my excitement.

ArsonistGod: they cannot contain the silliness

GoldenEarth: My whole collection. :] - 4 attached images -

FireLizard: HOLY SHIT PRETTY

GoldenEarth: I KNOW RIGHT? I've memorized all their names and where I got my hands on them. IN THIS ESSAY I WILL

SlayEraFish: good going you got them talking about their hyperfixation

FireLizard: its fine. i like when they talk about their cool rocks :]

LotusNessMonster: They're both neurodivergent they'll be fine.

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FrostBite: Why are there over 200 messages of Ananas talking about nothing but rocks from yesterday?

ArsonistGod: it wouldve been like 1000 but they got tired of typing and just invited my dad over to talk about them in person at some point

ArsonistGod: they still havent returned

FrostBite: Ah.

SlayEraFish: they went to talk about rocks with their bestie and never came back

ArsonistGod: real

SlayEraFish: at least it wasnt the milk

ArsonistGod: HELP

LunarSea: Look how pretty the sea floor looks in the morning. :] - 1 image attached -

MoonShine: Beautiful.

LunarSea: Not as beautiful as you. <3

MoonShine: <3333

Darktopus: You guys are so sappy and gross.

LunarSea: This you? - 1 image attached -

SlayEraFish: OOP SHE GOT THE RECEIPTS. WHO THAT ABBY???

Darktopus: ......No one.

LunarSea: No one? Really? - 1 image attached -

SlayEraFish: GIGGLING

Darktopus: Shut.

LunarSea: Gentle reminder that I am the entire sea itself. Meaning I see everything that goes on in it.

SlayEraFish: .

SlayEraFish: oh. uh oh.

ArsonistGod: pearl?

SlayEraFish: @TickingTimeBomb uh

ArsonistGod: PEARL?????

TickingTimeBomb: Oh I see.

ArsonistGod: WHAT

SwanLake02: chat i just curbstomped @Treesus @Whimdy and @SwanLake in mario party

ArsonistGod: lmfao nice

Whimdy: .

Treesus: It's okay son. It was just a game.

SwanLake02: giggling hes mad i took his win through chance time

Whimdy: Kill yourself.

ArsonistGod: get her Windy :]]]]]

SwanLake02: ALLS FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR BITCH

LunarSea: Here we go....

SwanLake: No. Both of you stop.

SwanLake02: you heard her. apologize to auntie black swan

Whimdy: I'm not calling you that.

LightningStorm: giggling

LightningStorm: sup bitches

SwanLake02: im so good at mario party

LightningStorm: OOOOOOOO I WANNA PLAY

LightningStorm: that game is hilarious

Whimdy: No it's not.

LightningStorm: oh it totally is

LightningStorm: DROP YOUR LOCATION SWAN LADY IM PLAYING WITH YALL

SwanLake02: DESSERT PARADISE

LightningStorm: BET. BE THERE IN TEN

SpaceMan: MARIO PARTY? I'LL ALSO BE THERE IN TEN.

SwanLake02: FUCK YEAH

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LightningStorm: me after destroying everyone - 1 image attached -

SwanLake02: that was so fun goddamn

SpaceMan: Real that was a wild few games.

Treesus: Indeed. :]

TickingTimeBomb: Y'ALL DIDN'T INVITE ME???

TickingTimeBomb: Banned. Immediately. /j

SwanLake02: were all still here if you wanna play

TickingTimeBomb: BET.

FireLizard: whats going on

ArsonistGod: mario party. ALSO WHERE ARE YOU????

FireLizard: still with ananas

FireLizard: we stayed up all night talking about cool rocks

FireLizard: and then got tired and fell asleep

FireLizard: sleepover with my best fren :] - 1 image attached -

ArsonistGod: gotcha

ArsonistGod: also wtf why they so majestic when they sleep

FireLizard: ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

Lycheehee: prank em

FireLizard: well now i am not doing it

Lycheehee: COME ON

Lycheehee: dont prank em

FireLizard: nice try

Lycheehee: boring ass

FireLizard: fuck off

ArsonistGod: @Whimdy are you winning babe? :]

Whimdy: - 1 image attached -

Whimdy: No.

LightningStorm: LAST PLACE WITH ZERO STARS LMAOOOOO

ArsonistGod: fuck this im going over there

FireLizard: have fun lmao

GoldenEarth: Fuck you Lychee.

Lycheehee: :3

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ArsonistGod: yall ever just - 1 image attached -

Darktopus: Yes.

GoldenEarth: Yep.

SlayEraFish: all the time

LotusNessMonster: Yes.

SpaceMan: Real.

Whimdy: - 1 video attached -

Whimdy: Oh wrong thing.

Whimdy: Sorry.

SpaceMan: HELP????

SlayEraFish: BAHAHA

- TickingTimeBomb has muted Whimdy -

TickingTimeBomb: NO AMONG US.

ArsonistGod: GIVE WINDY HIS RIGHTS BACK HE DIDNT DO ANYTHING

TickingTimeBomb: DO YOU WANT YOUR NONEXISTENT RIGHTS TAKEN AGAIN TOO?

ArsonistGod: TF YOU MEAN NONEXISTENT

TickingTimeBomb: YOU'RE A BOTTOM. YOU DON'T GET RIGHTS.

ArsonistGod: WHAT

SlayEraFish: I CANT BREATHE

SpaceMan: My honest reaction to that information - 1 image attached -

- FrostBite has left "Gay on gay violence" -

GoldenEarth: What the fuck.

LotusNessMonster: It's best not to question it.

Darktopus: What.

ArsonistGod: flabbergasted.

MoonShine: ANYWAY

MoonShine: LET'S JUST MOVE PAST THAT.

MoonShine: why does it kinda look like a caterpillar whenever we :]]]]]]]]]

ArsonistGod: holy shit

ArsonistGod: :]]]]]]]]]]

Whimdy: :]]]]]]]]]]

ArsonistGod: :]

LunarSea: bug :]]]]]]]]]]

SpaceMan: :]]]]]]]]]]

ArsonistGod: @FireLizard hey look theres bugs in the chat

FireLizard: grounded. give me your staff

ArsonistGod: NOOOOOOOOOO I DONT WANT TO REVERT TO ORB

TickingTimeBomb: Reject corporealism. Return to o r b.

ArsonistGod: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LightningStorm: reject humanity, return to crab

LightningStorm: we will all become crab someday

GoldenEarth: What the fuck even is this chat anymore.

TickingTimeBomb: Hilarious.

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GoldenEarth: Ugh I have the worst headache right now.

SlayEraFish: aw no itll be okay bestie

GoldenEarth: Doesn't feel like it.

SlayEraFish: man :(

GoldenEarth: Real.

TheAllSeeingOne: Walk it off.

SlayEraFish: WHAR

GoldenEarth: WHAT THE FUCK

TheAllSeeingOne: Stop being a whiny child. You're fine.

SlayEraFish: PISS OFF

GoldenEarth: HOW DID YOU GET BACK IN.

TheAllSeeingOne: Oh, I had some assistance.

GoldenEarth: NONONONONO WHO THE FUCK. I WILL KILL THEM.

GoldenEarth: WAS IT LYCHEE? IT WAS LYCHEE WASN'T IT.

SlayEraFish: FUCK OFF AND GO BACK TO THE NURSING HOME MEEMAW

TheAllSeeingOne: Quit throwing a fit. I am here to stay.

GoldenEarth: WHY THE FUCK IS TIMEKEEPER NOT ONLINE SHE'S LITERALLY ALWAYS ON.

GoldenEarth: @TickingTimeBomb HELLO. PROBLEM IN THE CHAT.

SlayEraFish: @TickingTimeBomb GENOCIDE COMMITTER IN THE CHAT. HELP.

FireLizard: helo :]

GoldenEarth: PROBLEM.

FireLizard: OH GOD WHAT THE SHIT

TheAllSeeingOne: Hello.

FireLizard: KILL YOURSELF

GoldenEarth: GET OUT NO ONE WANTS YOU HERE

LotusNessMonster: Not again. Who did it.

TheAllSeeingOne: That isn't your concern.

LotusNessMonster: Oh I think it very much is. Get the fuck out of here.

TheAllSeeingOne: And what are you going to do.

LotusNessMonster: Enchantress isn't the only one with backdoor admin access.

TheAllSeeingOne: FUCKIN WHAT

LotusNessMonster: What?

FireLizard: ???

GoldenEarth: ....This isn't Longan, is it.

TheAllSeeingOne: Yeah it's Timekeeper. I hacked into their account and decided to be silly. :) - 1 image attached -

SlayEraFish: TIMEKEEPER

FireLizard: DUDE

GoldenEarth: I AM GOING TO KILL YOU

LotusNessMonster: Fuck. Should've guessed the moment she wasn't immediately here losing her mind over them getting in again.

TheAllSeeingOne: Sorry, but it was funny.

GoldenEarth: FUCK YOU NO IT WASN'T.

LotusNessMonster: I beg to differ.

GoldenEarth: I THOUGHT THEY GOT IN AGAIN FUCK YOU. LITERALLY FUCK OFF AND DIE.

TheAllSeeingOne: Okay point taken.

FireLizard: that wasnt funny

TickingTimeBomb: Yeah I get it. You good @GoldenEarth

- GoldenEarth has left "Gay on gay violence" -

TickingTimeBomb: Okay fair.

LotusNessMonster: Alright, what went through your tiny, condensed, flour filled brain to think that was a good idea. I truly want to hear the thought process behind this one you piss colored peppermint.

LotusNessMonster: You have both the audacity and the fucking nerve to think that was funny when you know damn well no one likes that rat bastard.

FireLizard: BAHAHAHA PISS MINT

TickingTimeBomb: That's also fair. In my defense it was funny up until they started assuming Lychee let the account back in.

SlayEraFish: go apologize please

TickingTimeBomb: I will. :]

SlayEraFish: :]

TickingTimeBomb: NOW WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU'VE GOT BACKDOOR ADMIN RIGHTS LOTUS.

LotusNessMonster: Nothing.

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- TickingTimeBomb has added GoldenEarth to "Gay on gay violence" -

TickingTimeBomb: We're good now. :]

GoldenEarth: Do it again and I'm killing you.

TickingTimeBomb: I know.

Treesus: Aw... It's a shame it wasn't really them.

GoldenEarth: SHUT THE FUCK UP

TickingTimeBomb: NOOOOOOOOOO

Lycheehee: bruh why did i get blamed.

GoldenEarth: Because it's you.

Lycheehee: DUDE. CAN WE JUST BE PAST THIS ALREADY????

GoldenEarth: Nosnzk,jbJsjxsnjsksje

Lycheehee: whar

TickingTimeBomb: You good bro?

SlayEraFish: bestie?

LotusNessMonster: Sorry. Impromptu kidnapping their ass because they refuse to go to therapy on their own. - 1 image attached -

FireLizard: DIVINE INTERVENTION MOTHERFUCKER

SlayEraFish: more like being kidnapped by satan and lilith lmaoooo

LotusNessMonster: Piss off sushi.

TickingTimeBomb: Ah. Have fun.

GoldenEarth: Nehekdjgevwlcotgdbxkkx

Lycheehee: LMAOOOO have fun nanas

LotusNessMonster: You don't have the right to that nickname.

Lycheehee: :(

ArsonistGod: lmaoooo their ass got kidnapped

LunarSea: At least it was for a good reason....

Whimdy: - 1 image attached -

ArsonistGod: BAHAHAHA

LunarSea: Lol

TickingTimeBomb: Giggling

SlayEraFish: HAAAAAAA

Lycheehee: lmao

SpaceMan: Y'all check it. - 1 image attached -

MoonShine: Pretty. :]

Lycheehee: oooooo

ArsonistGod: YOOOO

Treesus: How beautiful.

SpaceMan: Space. :]

MoonShine: Space. :]

LunarSea: I love space. :]

MoonShine: Space loves you too. <3

LunarSea: :] <3

SpaceMan: I don't. You still cool though.

LunarSea: Thank you. :]

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LightningStorm: hey guys watch this - 1 video attached -

SpaceMan: Do not watch it.

ArsonistGod: YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO

ArsonistGod: dont watch it

Whimdy: What?

Whimdy: DO NOT WATCH IT

MoonShine: It can't be that bad...

MoonShine: WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT SAVED.

LightningStorm: because it led to this which is funny :)

MoonShine: Respectfully, die.

SwanLake02: FLABBERGASTED WHAT DID I JUST WITNESS

LightningStorm: :)

Treesus: Oh....

Whimdy: FATHER NO

Treesus: Stormbringer....

LightningStorm: yeeeeeeeeeesssss?????

Treesus: You're fired.

LightningStorm: WHAR

Treesus: Fired.

ArsonistGod: NOW THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR ME

LightningStorm: FUCK OFF

LunarSea: Oh!

LunarSea: That is....

SpaceMan: Essentially...

SwanLake: Oh dear....

Whimdy: I'm so sorry mother.

LightningStorm: it was funny lmaoooo

ArsonistGod: hey why cant i notify elsa

LunarSea: She left, remember?

ArsonistGod: NO

ArsonistGod: WHEN DID SHE ESCAPE????

LunarSea: When Timekeeper called you a bottom.

ArsonistGod: OH MOTHERFUCKER

ArsonistGod: @TickingTimeBomb elsa escaped

TickingTimeBomb: OH SHE DID DID SHE?

- TickingTimeBomb has added FrostBite to "Gay on gay violence" -

FrostBite: FUCK JUST LET ME LEAVE

TickingTimeBomb: NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS BUDDY

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WiltedLily: guess who

LunarSea: Really? Again?

SwanLake02: heyyyyyy

LunarSea: REALLY???

SwanLake02: SHUT UP

SwanLake02: soooo @WiltedLily whatre the weekend plans???

SwanLake: I

WiltedLily: what

LunarSea: STOPPPPP

LunarSea: @TickingTimeBomb help.

SwanLake02: CAN YOU HOLD OFF FOR LIKE FIVE MINUTES?????

WiltedLily: .

WiltedLily: what the fuck

Treesus: Hi. :]

WiltedLily: KILL YOURSELF

SwanLake02: so would you happen to be free this weekend?

ArsonistGod: BRO WHAT

ArsonistGod: theres actually no way

FireLizard: WHAT THE FUCK

SwanLake02: CAN YOU GUYS SHUT THE FUCK UP

WiltedLily: i mean

WiltedLily: besides world domination, no definitive weekend plans

SwanLake02: so like do you maybe wanna go get dinner? you can pick the place

Darktopus: What the fuck am I witnessing.

TickingTimeBomb: Shut the fuck up. Let her cook.

Darktopus: Bruh.

WiltedLily: i mean sure??? why not

WiltedLily: do you like applebees

SwanLake02: fuck yeah i do

WiltedLily: then we can go there if you want

SwanLake02: great! see you then!

TickingTimeBomb: Okay, mission accomplished. Time to go hoe.

- TickingTimeBomb has removed WiltedLily from "gay on gay violence" -

Whimdy: Literally what the fuck.

ArsonistGod: flabbergasted

FireLizard: REAL WHAT WAS THAT

TickingTimeBomb: I don't know, but go girl.

SwanLake02: :]

SwanLake: What...?

Treesus: Good for you Black Swan. :]

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SpaceMan: A cup of hot tea really does heal the soul. This is true science.

LotusNessMonster: There is indeed a reason for it. Tea mimics the same warmth people give off, which is why it feels nice. The same goes for other drinks such as hot cocoa and coffee, as well as things like hot showers, or even just holding a hot water bottle. So you're correct. Tea imitates warmth and recognition, something we naturally crave.

SpaceMan: Interesting.

Treesus: You're very knowledgeable Lotus.

LotusNessMonster: Of course.

SpaceMan: I'm so fucking lonely all I have is this cup of leaf water.

LotusNessMonster: lol

LotusNessMonster: I'm not lonely, I just like drinking tea.

SpaceMan: I actually don't really drink tea a lot. This tea is good though.

SpaceMan: Normally I'm all hopped up on energy drinks.

GoldenEarth: I prefer coffee.

SpaceMan: How do you drink that shit it's so bitter.

LotusNessMonster: They throw like five tons of milk and sugar in it.

GoldenEarth: SHUT UP I DO NOT.

LotusNessMonster: Yeah, five is too little.

GoldenEarth: LOTUS.

LotusNessMonster: Chill.

GoldenEarth: I do like iced coffee. It's really good, especially here in the tropics when it's hot year round.

LotusNessMonster: Same, but I drink iced tea.

Treesus: Normal tea is fine for me. :)

SpaceMan: Gotcha.

FireLizard: lmaooo speaking of drinks i just put like fifty five hour energies into this bad boy here - 1 image attached -

Treesus: Oh..

LotusNessMonster: Uh oh.

GoldenEarth: Pitaya.

GoldenEarth: Pitaya no.

GoldenEarth: Pitaya put the fucking cup down now.

FireLizard: WE AINT SLEEPIN TONIGHT FELLAS

GoldenEarth: OR EVER AGAIN.

FireLizard: GONNA FUCKIN DOWN IT IN ONE GO BITCHES

GoldenEarth: THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU.

LotusNessMonster: Stop it immediately.

GoldenEarth: @ArsonistGod put emergency services on fucking speed dial your parental unit is gonna need it.

ArsonistGod: oh no im doing it too

Whimdy: What.

Treesus: Oh dear....

ArsonistGod: this is gonna be lit - 1 image attached -

Whimdy: No. Cease. Fire please.

SpaceMan: The energy crash is gonna go hard holy shit.

FireLizard: MISTAKES WEHRE MADEJZ HANDJS SOSI SHAKYDU WTFFSJ

LotusNessMonster: Here we go...

GoldenEarth: God damnit.

SpaceMan: Why didn't you guys give them custody of your shared braincell?

LotusNessMonster: Shut up.

GoldenEarth: Fuck off.

SpaceMan: JUST SAYING IT WOULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS.

ArsonistGod: IBCANNOT CONTAIN THE SOKLIDNESS WIOODIDIOOOOOO

Whimdy: Fuck I was too late.

GoldenEarth: How cute. You actually tried to stop it.

ArsonistGod: DONT FYCKING FLIRST WITHS MY BOYFRISN YOU LISTLE FUCKAW

GoldenEarth: I wasn't.

SlayEraFish: HAAAAAAA

SlayEraFish: CACKLING

GoldenEarth: Hi Pearl.

SlayEraFish: yello nanas

GoldenEarth: My best friend is an idiot.

SlayEraFish: i noticed

SlayEraFish: howd therapy go

GoldenEarth: Shut the fuck up.

SlayEraFish: understandable

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FireLizard: TEN HOUES LATER ANDVY CANT FEEL MY FACE

FireLizard: LIKE AY SLL

LotusNessMonster: You did this to yourself.

Lycheehee: LMAOOOO

Lycheehee: what a dumbass

Darktopus: Wonderful. You guys went and let arguably the most feral creatures in this hellhole do that. Great job.

GoldenEarth: Literally how could I have stopped them. I live closest to them but it's still like a half hour flight even when I'm at my fastest.

Darktopus: Touche.

Darktopus: Still, they're your friend so be responsible for them.

GoldenEarth: Fuck no I'm not babysitting them.

LightningStorm: theyre literally an angel :] - 1 image attached -

GoldenEarth: THAT ASSHOLE IS NOT AN ANGEL.

Lycheehee: theyre an asshole 3:<

LightningStorm: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOURE JUST MAD YOU GET NO BITCHES

GoldenEarth: FUCK OFF THAT ASSHOLE STILL ISN'T AN ANGEL.

LotusNessMonster: Yeah no, they're most certainly NOT an angel.

LightningStorm: mad cuz maidenless

LotusNessMonster: That doesn't work on me.

LightningStorm: oh really?

LotusNessMonster: Yes.

GoldenEarth: I FUCKING KNEW IT.

LotusNessMonster: Shut up.

FireLizard: hotl shit i thsosnk i can rad minds now

LightningStorm: LMAOO WHATS WITH THEM

Darktopus: They filled a giant cup with five hour energies and drank the whole thing. Their stupid son also did it.

LightningStorm: BAHAHAHA THATS AMAZING

LightningStorm: i gotta do that now

LotusNessMonster: Would not recommend.

LightningStorm: YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO

LotusNessMonster: Just recommending it.

LightningStorm: well your recommendation is ass

LotusNessMonster: :/

GoldenEarth: Pitaya, what is wrong with you. Why would you do that.

FireLizard: it was funnt

FireLizard: fight me bitch

FireLizard: cominf over now

GoldenEarth: Oh great.

LotusNessMonster: Would you like me to come over and help you with them? I imagine they'll be acting like a small dog on crack.

FireLizard: IM ON CRACK COCAINE

GoldenEarth: Yes please.

Lycheehee: placing my bets on pitaya :3

GoldenEarth: As if you'd last even five seconds against them.

Lycheehee: Shut up ರ⁠╭⁠╮⁠ರ

ArsonistGod: I JYST SET FIRE TO LIKES THEISTY THINSG AT ONCE THIS OS FUCKIN AWSAOME WOOOOO

Whimdy: Are you okay?

ArsonistGod: i cnad hear cklors

Whimdy: Good Lord....

ArsonistGod: i love you :]

Whimdy: I love you too.

ArsonistGod: NOW IM GONNA GO SET THE WHOLE WORLD ON FIRE BITCHES

Whimdy: No.

ArsonistGod: boring

ArsonistGod: IM GONNA DO IT

Whimdy: Absolutely not I'm coming over right now if anything but the Dragons Valley is on fire so help me.

ArsonistGod: YOU ARE?? :]]]]]]

Whimdy: Yes...

ArsonistGod: YIPPEE

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LotusNessMonster: We have gotten them under as much control as possible. Now they're just sitting and vibrating menacingly.

GoldenEarth: Because Lotus tied them to a chair.

LotusNessMonster: There was no "Lotus" Ananas. That was a team effort.

LunarSea: Who's dealing with Fire Spirit then?

Whimdy: Who do you think.

LunarSea: Right, sorry. How is that going.

Whimdy: He's fine now. Just let him run around and burn all the energy instead of everything within a fifty foot radius.

LunarSea: That's good. :]

LotusNessMonster: Of course he immediately stops when you come around. If only his parent was the same. But no. Things can never be easy with them.

GoldenEarth: This is so fucking funny I'm so sorry Pitaya. - 1 video attached -

Lycheehee: HAHAHA

LunarSea: LOL NOOOO

LightningStorm: HAHAHAHAHAHA THAT'S AMAZING

LightningStorm: anyway, im doing it too - 1 image attached -

LunarSea: OH NO.

LunarSea: Stormbringer we can talk about this.

LightningStorm: NUH UH

GoldenEarth: Don't worry she won't be able to go through with it.

LunarSea: Angel?

GoldenEarth: Not a fucking angel, but yes.

MoonShine: Woah.. - 1 image attached -

LunarSea: :]]]]

Lycheehee: OH OH. DOWN ON YOUR KNEES BEFORE THE QUEEN

LunarSea: What????

Whimdy: Woah oh oh oh, down on your knees before the queen.

LunarSea: Ohhhh.

MoonShine: SOME GIRLS ARE RATIONAL BUT SARA WAS NOT.

LunarSea: SHE STARED IN MIRRORS THINKING ONE SINGLE THOUGHT:

GoldenEarth: THERE'S SEVEN REASONS THIS CROWNS NOT GOOD AS GOT

LotusNessMonster: And so the night of prom mercy.... THUS WENT HER PLOT.

Lycheehee: (thus went her plot)

SlayEraFish: P IS FOR PATRICA DRINKING POISONED PUNCH

GoldenEarth: R is for Raquel bashed on a rock. Crunch.

LightningStorm: cronch

LotusNessMonster: O is what Anne said when Sara bludgeoned her brains.

Whimdy: And M is Mariana's marinated remains.

LunarSea: Q IS FOR QUIARA QUIET DROWNED IN THE POOL!

Lycheehee: AND U IS FOR EUNICE'S PIECES SPREAD ROUND THE SCHOOL

GoldenEarth: But E's are for the easy way in five minutes tops.

LotusNessMonster: A one legged girl can bring an N for end by calling the cops.

Lycheehee: what a bitch!

Lycheehee: WE DID IT!

Darktopus: What the fuck guys.

LunarSea: It's impressive how well we can coordinate those.

Lycheehee: because were all fucking losers

GoldenEarth: Maybe you are.

Lycheehee: LEAVE ME ALONE BITCH

GoldenEarth: Shit they got out.

Lycheehee: KARMA

Lycheehee: THATS WHAT YOU FUCKING GET

LunarSea: Oh...

SlayEraFish: HA BE CAREFUL BESTIE

LotusNessMonster: Everything is fine. We can handle this.

Darktopus: Somehow I doubt that.

MoonShine: Have some faith. It's two against one.

SlayEraFish: theyre fine they have the braincell

LotusNessMonster: Okay we're fine again.

SlayEraFish: see?

SlayEraFish: easy

Darktopus: I see.

GoldenEarth: We just hit them over the head until they went to sleep. They'll be fine.

SlayEraFish: THATS MY BESTIE

Darktopus: Ah.

Lycheehee: not like their brain damage can get any worse :3

GoldenEarth: Not like yours can get any better.

Lycheehee: STOPPPPP

GoldenEarth: I'll stop when I'm dead.

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FireLizard: okay after sleeping for a few hours im mostly good again

GoldenEarth: You slept for an entire day, demanded Lotus and I binge cartoons with you for five hours, then slept for another seventeen.

FireLizard: eh not that long

FireLizard: also im gonna fuckin kill you for sending that video and knocking me out

GoldenEarth: C'mon it's funny. And we only dropped you once dragging you home.

FireLizard: .

FireLizard: okay maybe it was funny

FireLizard: WAIT WHEN DID YOU DROP ME

GoldenEarth: GIVE US A BREAK YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY LIGHT AS A FEATHER.

FireLizard: okay point taken

FireLizard: also completely unrelated to the topic at hand but what does one wear to a wedding

GoldenEarth: WHAT

LotusNessMonster: Pardon?

Lycheehee: HELLO???

GoldenEarth: WHEN THE FUCK???

GoldenEarth: PITAYA????

SwanLake: Congratulations. :]

FireLizard: IM NOT THE ONE GETTING MARRIED COOL YOUR JETS

FireLizard: its my buddy holly

FireLizard: shes marrying her girlfriend and im invited cuz were besties :]

SwanLake: That's wonderful. :]

LotusNessMonster: Good for her. Maybe start with that next time.

GoldenEarth: Ah. FUCKING SAY THAT NEXT TIME DON'T JUST START WITH "WHAT DO I WEAR TO A WEDDING GUYS".

FireLizard: CHILL OUT MOTHERFUCKER

ArsonistGod: BUDDY HOLLY???

FireLizard: NO

FireLizard: STOP IMMEDIATELY

ArsonistGod: OOO EEE OOO I LOOK JUST LIKE BUDDY HOLLY

ArsonistGod: @Whimdy OH OH AND YOURE MARY TYLER MOORE

Whimdy: :/

FireLizard: SHUT THE FUCK UP OR YOURE GOING BACK TO ORB

ArsonistGod: HOMOPHOBIC

FireLizard: still kinda need to know what to wear

GoldenEarth: Lotus are you thinking what I'm thinking?

LotusNessMonster: I believe I am.

GoldenEarth: Only one way to find out.

FireLizard: whar

Lycheehee: idk

Whimdy: Tell your friend I give my congrats Pitaya. My father also shares his as well.

FireLizard: got it :]

ArsonistGod: uh dad? - 1 image attached -

FireLizard: WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING

GoldenEarth: WE WERE INDEED ON THE SAME PAGE

FireLizard: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WHY ARE YOU HERE

ArsonistGod: f in the chat for my dad - 1 video attached -

Whimdy: lol

Lycheehee: giggling

GoldenEarth: This is payback for my therapy kidnapping.

LotusNessMonster: :)

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LotusNessMonster: Dressing this fool is single handedly the most irritating task I've ever taken it upon myself to do. - 1 image attached -

FireLizard: help me

Lycheehee: well you did want advice

FireLizard: shut up

Treesus: That's a nice outfit.

LotusNessMonster: Yes, but it isn't really them.

SwanLake02: yeah those colors aint workin

GoldenEarth: They've already tried tearing at any dress we put them in so suits it is.

FireLizard: I CANT MOVE IN EITHER

Lycheehee: ha drama queen

FireLizard: kys

Lycheehee: ;-;

LightningStorm: yooo whattup bitches

LightningStorm: nice fit

ArsonistGod: my dads in misery lmao

LightningStorm: LMAO RIP

LightningStorm: whats the occasion

Whimdy: Their friend is getting married.

LightningStorm: oooo im invited to a wedding too

LightningStorm: im a plus one with a plus one :]

FireLizard: same wedding?

LightningStorm: pretty sure. itll be cool to meet ya in person

FireLizard: yee

LunarSea: Oh I remember when I got married. It was beautiful.

MoonShine: :]]]]

MoonShine: There were so many lights and the reception was so beautiful.

Treesus: I was thrilled to help you set it up.

SwanLake: :)

ArsonistGod: oh yeah that was a good day

MoonShine: Best day of my life.

LunarSea: Best day of mine as well. <3

ArsonistGod: who caught the flowers again i forgor

Whimdy: They hit me in the face but I think it still counted.

SwanLake02: BAHAHA

LunarSea: Still sorry about that.

ArsonistGod: oh yeah they did

ArsonistGod: lmaooo

LightningStorm: oop you know what that means

ArsonistGod: .

Whimdy: .

Whimdy: Stop talking.

LightningStorm: I AINT WRONG BUDDY

Whimdy: Cease.

FireLizard: you have my blessing :]

ArsonistGod: SHUT UP

Whimdy: STOP.

FireLizard: JUST SAYING

GoldenEarth: CAN YOU HURRY THE FUCK UP DAMNIT?!

FireLizard: OKAY DAMN GIVE ME A MINUTE

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GoldenEarth: WE'VE GOT IT. - 1 image attached -

LightningStorm: YOOOO

SwanLake02: PERFECT. STUNNING. SLAY.

SlayEraFish: YOU GUYS ARE COOKIN

FireLizard: i like it :]

ArsonistGod: nice dad

SwanLake02: perfection. sheer perfection.

GoldenEarth: Decided to fool around ourselves. I love looking fabulous in everything. - 1 image attached -

SlayEraFish: YESSSSSSSSS YOU LOOK AMAZING BITCH

GoldenEarth: OBVIOUSLY.

Whimdy: I can't find my father. He's disappeared.

LunarSea: I'm sure he'll be back soon.

MoonShine: Don't worry Wind Archer, he probably won't be gone for long. :]

ArsonistGod: he went to get the milk rip

SlayEraFish: didnt know longan did that

ArsonistGod: WHAT?!?!!!!??

GoldenEarth: PEARL. NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT.

LunarSea: HUH?!

MoonShine: .

FireLizard: FUCKIFNDB WHSTSKDM NOOOOOOOOOO

Whimdy: ....

Whimdy: Kill yourself.

LotusNessMonster: Excuse me.

Lycheehee: FUCKING WHAT

SwanLake02: HELP?????

LightningStorm: 😦

SwanLake: What...?

FrostBite: Why did I reopen this godforsaken chat.

TickingTimeBomb: oop

Darktopus: You and me both Frost.

FireLizard: my reaction to that information - 1 image attached -

GoldenEarth: Words cannot accurately convey my current disgust.

FireLizard: pictures can - 1 image attached -

SlayEraFish: LMAOOOOO

Treesus: What's happening?

Whimdy: Father. Where are you?

Treesus: Oh, I was just visiting a friend.

Whimdy: Who. Who is that friend.

Treesus: Well, I believe saying their name would anger a few people here.

TickingTimeBomb: NOWAY

Whimdy: .....

SlayEraFish: WAIT NOOOOOOOOOO I WAS JOKING

LotusNessMonster: I beg your FUCKING PARDON????

Whimdy: Respectfully, WHAT THE FUCK DAD.

GoldenEarth: I'm speechless....

Lycheehee: 😦

FrostBite: Let me out of this hell.

TickingTimeBomb: If you're suffering, WE'RE ALL SUFFERING. Hold on.

- TickingTimeBomb has added WiltedLily to "gay on gay violence" -

FrostBite: Really?

SwanLake02: YES

WiltedLily: excuse me what

SwanLake02: hiiii :]

WiltedLily: hey :]

TickingTimeBomb: Backread. Now.

SwanLake02: NO DONT

WiltedLily: what

WiltedLily: WHAT THE FUCK

Treesus: OH. Oh there's been a misunderstanding hasn't there.

WiltedLily: YOU ADDED ME JUST FOR THIS?????

TickingTimeBomb: E V E R Y O N E M U S T S U F F E R

Treesus: Pearl was not correct in her assumption. I was simply spending time with them.

Whimdy: EVEN THEN.

Whimdy: Stop.

Whimdy: Cease immediately.

Whimdy: Father why...?

SwanLake: I fully get where he's coming from.

Whimdy: MOM.

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GoldenEarth: Shit. - 1 image attached -

SlayEraFish: rip nanas hair straightener

SlayEraFish: it didnt work anyway since youre still gay

SlayEraFish: shoulda gotten a refund

TickingTimeBomb: HAAAAAAA

GoldenEarth: FUCK OFF.

FireLizard: oh yeah i forgor you had curly hair

GoldenEarth: Yep. - 1 image attached -

FireLizard: it looks good :]

GoldenEarth: Duh, I look good in any style.

SpaceMan: Sup guys?

GoldenEarth: Hey. How's the planet?

FireLizard: yello

SpaceMan: It's doing great!

SpaceMan: So what'd I miss?

GoldenEarth: Nothing too important. Pitaya and Stormbringer got invited to a wedding.

SpaceMan: Oh nice. Congratulations to the couple.

FireLizard: shit totally blanked on it earlier but you wanna be my plus one nanas :]

GoldenEarth: Sure, I don't mind.

FireLizard: YIPPEE :]]]]]

Treesus: This is nice. :] - 1 image attached -

GoldenEarth: PUT A FUCKING WARNING FOR THAT ASSHOLE

GoldenEarth: ALSO WHAT THE FUCK.

FireLizard: 😦

SpaceMan: WAIT WHAT.

Whimdy: Father....

Treesus: Yes son?

Whimdy: No one wants to see them.

Treesus: Understood.

SpaceMan: "Nothing important" MY FUCKING ASS I GOTTA BACKREAD WHAT DID I MISS.

GoldenEarth: Would not recommend.

FireLizard: NO DONT

SpaceMan: What.

SpaceMan: Oh.

SpaceMan: OH.

SpaceMan: 😦

GoldenEarth: You were warned.

SpaceMan: Adding Enchantress just so she could see that shit too is vile.

FireLizard: fuckin hilarious

WiltedLily: that time manipulating bitch

SwanLake02: thats so real

GoldenEarth: Me to Longan.

FireLizard: also me to longan

- TickingTimeBomb has removed WiltedLily from "gay on gay violence" -

SwanLake02: NOOOO :(

TickingTimeBomb: Rules are rules.

SwanLake02: YOU MADE AN EXCEPTION FOR THAT MIDGET

TickingTimeBomb: Fair, but the midget isn't as bad as they other two.

Lycheehee: HEY FUCK YOU

GoldenEarth: Runt, not midget.

Lycheehee: KYS

GoldenEarth: NO YOU.

SpaceMan: This chat is fucking deranged.

FrostBite: You just noticed?

SwanLake02: i blame you elsa

FrostBite: .

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FireLizard: just got back. that was a blast :]

GoldenEarth: No kidding.

LightningStorm: was fucking sick meetin you both

LunarSea: That must've been so much fun! Who caught the bouquet?

FireLizard: hollys grandkid :]

LunarSea: Aww that's sweet. :]

LotusNessMonster: Glad you three had fun.

FireLizard: :]]]]]

LightningStorm: check it - 10 images attached -

SlayEraFish: HOLY SHIT EVERYBODY LOOKS GREAT

SlayEraFish: specially my bestie :]

GoldenEarth: Bet your ass I look great.

LightningStorm: you cant dance tho - 1 image attached -

SlayEraFish: lmaoooo

GoldenEarth: That was Pitaya's fault they're the one who can't dance for shit.

FireLizard: fuck off youre the one that stepped on my foot with those sharp ass heels

TickingTimeBomb: Nice.

Lycheehee: FUCK I JUST BANGED MY ELBOW

GoldenEarth: I'm about to say it.

GoldenEarth: I DON'T CARE THAT YOU BROKE YOUR ELBOW

FireLizard: I DONT CARE THAT YOU BROKE YOUR ELBOW

Lycheehee: FUCK YOU BOTH

GoldenEarth: :)

FireLizard: LMFAO

TickingTimeBomb: There was maybe a one second delay to both of those. The shared braincell kicked in.

SlayEraFish: thats so real

TickingTimeBomb: :]

GoldenEarth: Shut up.

FireLizard: uh - 1 image attached -

FireLizard: hElp

GoldenEarth: THE FUCK IS THAT THING.

FireLizard: FUGLY ASS BUG

FireLizard: ITS LIKE THE SIZE OF MY HEAD HELP

LunarSea: What in the...?

LotusNessMonster: Oh, that's quite the size if you're comparing it to the overgrown melon you call your head.

FireLizard: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DICK

GoldenEarth: BAHAHA

ArsonistGod: nah that aint gonna be my problem there is a limit for me

ArsonistGod: THAT FUCKER CROSSES IT

ArsonistGod: i aint comin home till its gone

Lycheehee: EW

LunarSea: Oh....

FireLizard: okay gonna stab it yall

FireLizard: IT CAN FLSYAJSK

FireLizard: NO FUCKIG THANK YOU NANAS MAKE ROOM PELASE I AINT STAYINF HERE AS LONG AS THAT THINF FUCKING BREATHES

GoldenEarth: Y'know what? That's understandable, you're more than welcome to stay. The shit even is that thing???

TickingTimeBomb: WHAT IN THE AUSTRALIA.

GoldenEarth: What's Australia?

TickingTimeBomb: Don't worry about it.

MoonShine: The absolute terror in that "it can fly".

Darktopus: I've seen worse underwater.

ArsonistGod: yeah well water IS reflective

Darktopus: ......

ArsonistGod: :)

Darktopus: Don't talk to me with that receding hairline ass. Where the fuck is the hair on the sides of your head hm?

ArsonistGod: WHAT

Darktopus: This you? - 1 image attached -

SlayEraFish: HELP

ArsonistGod: THIS YOU??? - 1 image attached -

Darktopus: This you? - 1 image attached -

SlayEraFish: BAHAHAHA

Darktopus: Shut the fuck up.

SlayEraFish: no u calamari

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GoldenEarth: This absolute fucking child hasn't gotten off of me since they got here. - 1 image attached -

SlayEraFish: imagine being a god and youre still scared of bugs lmaoooo couldnt be me

GoldenEarth: My sister in Christ, you have crippling trust and abandonment issues.

LotusNessMonster: You're one to talk about abandonment issues.

GoldenEarth: Go die.

GoldenEarth: Not wrong though.

ArsonistGod: i am also not going back until that thing is gone

ArsonistGod: spending more time with my bf this way :]]]]]

Whimdy: Hey guys.

Treesus: We're delighted to have him. :)

SlayEraFish: nothings caught fire yet?

ArsonistGod: nope

SwanLake: Hi everyone! :)

SlayEraFish: whats up birdie

SwanLake: Nothing much. The days are long and it's quiet here. Very peaceful.

GoldenEarth: Lucky. I've got this asshole rooming with me again because their place got invaded by some fugly ass bug. - 1 image attached -

SwanLake: Oh dear... Well, it's still very nice of you to let them stay. :)

Lycheehee: lmaooo you aint getting rid of them ever

GoldenEarth: At least we're friends. Who do you have?

Lycheehee: Rambutan :3

GoldenEarth: Low hanging fruit, name another.

Lycheehee: FUCK OFF

TickingTimeBomb: If I had a nickel for every insult they fling at you.

Lycheehee: omo

TickingTimeBomb: Cease.

ArsonistGod: THIS IS AN UWU FREE ZONE YOU LITTLE SHIT.

Lycheehee: ówò

TickingTimeBomb: Do you wanna get kicked? I won't hesitate if you don't knock it off.

FrostBite: UwU

ArsonistGod: WHAT

TickingTimeBomb: NO. YOU'RE NOT GETTING OUT OF THIS FROST QUEEN.

FrostBite: Don't assume what I will and won't do to get out of here.

ArsonistGod: that is singlehandedly the worst thing ive ever had to read

FrostBite: Cry me a river why don't you. Oh wait a minute. You can't.

ArsonistGod: big cowabummer moment

FrostBite: Shut the fuck up.

SwanLake02: what do you guys propose i be for this halloween

Lycheehee: a clown :3

GoldenEarth: Like you're not already dressed as one all the time.

Lycheehee: FUCK OFF AND DIE

TickingTimeBomb: That's a good question though. I haven't given much thought to mine.

GoldenEarth: I'm totally going as a witch. I've already got my familiar. It's Pineapplemur

LotusNessMonster: I may as well just go as my username.

LotusNessMonster: Loch ness monster here we go.

ArsonistGod: current trying to convince the tree man to be a skinwalker

SlayEraFish: oooo spooky i like it

SlayEraFish: definitely gonna go as a gargantuan leviathan

ArsonistGod: a what

TickingTimeBomb: Video game creature.

ArsonistGod: oh i see

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SwanLake02: pretty - 1 image attached -

TickingTimeBomb: Nice.

SwanLake02: please let her in

TickingTimeBomb: No.

TheAllSeeingOne: You let me in.

TickingTimeBomb: WHAT THE FUCK.

TickingTimeBomb: NO I DIDN'T.

Treesus: Hi Longan. :]

TheAllSeeingOne: Hello.

TickingTimeBomb: HOW. I HAD YOUR ACCOUNT. WHEN THE FUCK DID YOU GET IT BACK. HOW DID YOU GET IT BACK YOU PREHISTORIC ASSHOLE.

SwanLake: Hello Longan. :)

TheAllSeeingOne: Sugar Swan.

TickingTimeBomb: Hey, ancient simps, can you don't?

SwanLake: One time...

Treesus: Not for me.

SwanLake: I'm aware....

SwanLake02: damn we all have atrocious taste

TickingTimeBomb: Hey fuck you I have great taste in women.

SlayEraFish: Yeah you do. <3

SwanLake02: what about her gives you great taste

TickingTimeBomb: tall murderous and gorgeous :]

SwanLake02: by definition that makes millennial tree have great taste too

TickingTimeBomb: .....Shit.

SwanLake02: it runs in the trees family look at who his son is dating

TickingTimeBomb: I mean you ain't wrong LMAOOO

Whimdy: Shut up.

LunarSea: What is wrong with you people...?

TickingTimeBomb: Yes.

TheAllSeeingOne: Nothing is wrong with me.

TickingTimeBomb: Fuck out of my chat.

- TickingTimeBomb has removed TheAllSeeingOne from "gay on gay violence" -

Treesus: :(

TickingTimeBomb: Stop.

FireLizard: what about taste?

TickingTimeBomb: Everyone currently talking has atrocious taste in romantic partners.

LunarSea: I don't. :(

TickingTimeBomb: You're the outlier.

FireLizard: i dont either. not even in a relationship lmao

TickingTimeBomb: Your type is probably just the first bastard to beat your ass because you're into that shit you little freak.

FireLizard: WHAT

TickingTimeBomb: Go ahead and TRY to prove me wrong. I welcome it with open arms.

FireLizard: NOT TRUE.

TickingTimeBomb: Then what is your type? :)

FireLizard: LET ME ACTUALLY THINK ABOUT THAT

LotusNessMonster: You're not wrong Timekeeper.

FireLizard: LOTUS

LotusNessMonster: She's not. Just add insults into the pool too and you'll have it. They like it when people have the audacity to insult them.

LotusNessMonster: I know their type.

FireLizard: WHAR

FireLizard: NO YOU DONT

TickingTimeBomb: So my point still stands. Knew it.

FireLizard: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DONT KNOW SHIT LOTUS

LotusNessMonster: ON THE CONTRARY MY FRIEND.

SpaceMan: WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ?!

TickingTimeBomb: NO TIME TO EXPLAIN. WHAT'S YOUR TYPE.

SpaceMan: I DON'T FUCKING KNOW. Maybe quieter? Kindness is obviously a want. I think I'd prefer smarter.

MoonShine: I think you'd like meeting my brother.

SpaceMan: YOU HAVE A BROTHER?!

MoonShine: Yes. :]

FireLizard: SINCE FUCKING WHEN

MoonShine: A while. He was sort of disowned by the wizards so it took a while for us to meet.

FireLizard: ah

SpaceMan: What was that about me potentially liking him?

MoonShine: I'll set you up. :]

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LotusNessMonster: How goes the bug situation.

FireLizard: i aint checkin

LotusNessMonster: I doubt either of you can stand rooming with each other forever.

FireLizard: not. checking.

LotusNessMonster: Okay.

FireLizard: @ArsonistGod go check you little shit

ArsonistGod: NUH UH

FireLizard: YUH HUH

Treesus: This is fine. :)

FireLizard: SHUT UP

Whimdy: Watch your tone.

LotusNessMonster: • _•

FireLizard: HOW ABOUT YOU WATCH YOURS BEFORE I SEND YOU UP IN FLAMES

ArsonistGod: STAY IN YOUR LANE YOU BASTARD

TickingTimeBomb: GIGGLING

SlayEraFish: BAHAHA

FireLizard: ILL INSULT WHOEVER I PLEASE SO STEP THE FUCK DOWN BEFORE I TAKE AWAY YOUR STAFF AND SEND YOUR ASS TO THE MOON

SlayEraFish: I CANT BREATHE

GoldenEarth: .

SlayEraFish: hi bestieeeee :]

GoldenEarth: Hello. What the fuck is going on.

TickingTimeBomb: The girls are fighting.

GoldenEarth: Gotcha.

GoldenEarth: Who started it.

SlayEraFish: who do you think

GoldenEarth: Good point.

LunarSea: Does anyone else just feel really drained today?

GoldenEarth: What do you mean?

LunarSea: Like, just really tired. It took me ages to get out of bed this morning.

GoldenEarth: Oh yeah I know what you mean. I'm still in bed.

SwanLake02: i thought it was just me

LotusNessMonster: One of those days I suppose. I also have not gotten up yet.

ArsonistGod: same actually LMAOOO

ArsonistGod: everyone eepy

FireLizard: dunno about yall but im perfectly fine

GoldenEarth: Because you act like a squirrel on crack most of the time.

FireLizard: true

LightningStorm: everyone eepy?

FireLizard: not me

LightningStorm: fuck you no one cares

FireLizard: DONT TEST ME YOU LITTLE SHIT

LightningStorm: FUCKING WATCH ME I SPLIT THE BLACK AND WHITE LIZARD IN HALF ILL SPLIT YOU TOO

LotusNessMonster: That would cause more harm than good.

GoldenEarth: Please don't. One Pitaya is more than enough.

FireLizard: i think another me would be great. strongest me wins

LotusNessMonster: No.

GoldenEarth: Stop. Do not make me get out of bed damnit.

FireLizard: why dont you get out of bed?

GoldenEarth: Because I'm tired and at peak comfort right now.

FireLizard: oh say less my bad

GoldenEarth: Pineapplemur at my side, snacks in arms reach from the biggest and fluffiest blanket I own, I don't need to move until next week if I don't feel like it.

LunarSea: Noooo don't this is making me wanna go back to bed.

LightningStorm: do it

LunarSea: I can't. I really wish I could.

MoonShine: Where'd you go?

LunarSea: Coming back right now don't worry.

LightningStorm: ah the classic. gay love wins again

SlayEraFish: gay love trumps all

ArsonistGod: gay love killed the dinosaurs

TickingTimeBomb: And most the dragons

Lycheehee: and longans homophobic homosexuality brought them back

TickingTimeBomb: Not the dragons.

Lycheehee: 😦

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Darktopus: I got my Halloween costume picked out. I'm going as Cthulhu.

SlayEraFish: HAHA YES WE'RE BOTH ELDRITCH HORRORS

SwanLake02: you were both already eldritch horrors.

SlayEraFish: yea lol

SlayEraFish: figure out what youre going as yet?

SwanLake02: well i had a banger idea

SwanLake02: since until recently i was an impersonator of sugar swan

SwanLake02: skinwalker

SlayEraFish: didnt pitayas stupid kid say he was trying to convince the tree to be that?

SwanLake02: GOD DAMNIT

Treesus: Don't worry, I'm not going as one. I thought a wendigo would fit me better. :]

SwanLake02: ooooo

SwanLake: A skinwalker and wendigo? Sounds scary.

SwanLake02: whatre you gonna be?

SwanLake: An angel. :)

SlayEraFish: of course lmao

Whimdy: Biblically accurate.

SlayEraFish: oh shit

SlayEraFish: we all going as terrifying creatures lol

Whimdy: Yeah. If you count Mothman as a terrifying creature.

SlayEraFish: yea hes pretty spooky

Lycheehee: gonna be bloody mary :3

Whimdy: Nice.

GoldenEarth: And no one will ever say your name three times so don't even bother going outside.

Lycheehee: OKAY WICKED BITCH OF THE WEST WHY DONT YOU GO JUMP IN BOILING WATER AND MELT

LunarSea: Moonlight and I are going as Medusa and her blind wife. :]]]

SlayEraFish: FUCK YEAH

TickingTimeBomb: ZA WARUDO

ArsonistGod: NO WAY DONT TELL ME

TickingTimeBomb: I AM INDEED

TickingTimeBomb: - 1 image attached -

SlayEraFish: HAHA YESSS

GoldenEarth: No way. That's hilarious.

FrostBite: Cure Beauty.

ArsonistGod: the magical girl. nice

LightningStorm: YOU WATCH IT TOO????

FrostBite: Yes.

SpaceMan: I have literally built an actual Iron Man suit. - 1 video attached -

TickingTimeBomb: YOOOOOO

ArsonistGod: GODDAMN BROTHER

FireLizard: mr stark.... i dont feel so good.....

LotusNessMonster: Ha, nice.

ArsonistGod: im gonna be a vampire lol

FireLizard: goin as typhon

MoonShine: The legend?

FireLizard: yeah that one :]

LightningStorm: the deities joked that i should go as hatsune miku for the funnies

LightningStorm: so naturally - 1 image attached -

MoonShine: That's amazing.

TickingTimeBomb: BAHAHA FUCK YEAH

Treesus: I love hearing all your costume plans. :]]]]

TickingTimeBomb: This is about to be the most wild spooky day ever.

ArsonistGod: @SpaceMan you know what you should be? 🌝

TickingTimeBomb: I know where this is going. Stop now if you value speaking freely.

ArsonistGod: no you dont

SpaceMan: What's up?

ArsonistGod: you

ArsonistGod: you should be

ArsonistGod: you should be the im

- TickingTimeBomb has muted ArsonistGod -

TickingTimeBomb: What did I say.

SpaceMan: STOP NO

TickingTimeBomb: No. Among us jokes.

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LotusNessMonster: So, I was thinking. Would you all be interested in celebrating Halloween together at my paradise?

GoldenEarth: Sure, it sounds fun.

FireLizard: fuck yeah im down

LunarSea: Of course!

ArsonistGod: yee

Whimdy: I'm sure I can make it.

SwanLake02: i can totally come

SwanLake: As can I.

FrostBite: I can try.

LightningStorm: oooo sure!

MoonShine: I should be able to.

SpaceMan: Yeah, I can put some time aside.

SlayEraFish: ive got nothing but free time so i can totally go

Lycheehee: i dont have plans :3

GoldenEarth: Because you don't have a social life you little fuck.

Lycheehee: KYS

Darktopus: Yeah, I can go.

TickingTimeBomb: Bet, I'm down.

LotusNessMonster: That's everyone. Thank you for confirming right away.

GoldenEarth: We're about to tag team the bug. - 1 image attached -

TickingTimeBomb: The visible fear in their face LMAOOOO.

LotusNessMonster: Good luck.

ArsonistGod: GET ITS ASS DAD

SlayEraFish: KILL IT WITH FIRE AND ALLAT BESTIE

Lycheehee: hope it wins :3

SlayEraFish: pipe down down there

Lycheehee: shut up weather balloon

SlayEraFish: i could literally crush you between two fingers please log off

TickingTimeBomb: Anyone could do that already.

SlayEraFish: BAHAHA TRUE

Lycheehee: FUCK YOU ALL YOU CAN COME UP WITH IS JOKES ABOUT MY HEIGHT!

SlayEraFish: then grow

Lycheehee: I CANT

SlayEraFish: i can do it at will. maybe try harder :)

Lycheehee: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN COMING AFTER ME

SlayEraFish: someones gotta fill in with my bestie busy

Lycheehee: NO THEY DONT

GoldenEarth: WE GOT IT.

SlayEraFish: WOOOOO

ArsonistGod: YAY I CAN GO HOME

ArsonistGod: no offense windy :]

Whimdy: None taken.

LotusNessMonster: Good job.

Whimdy: I wonder how they'd handle the giant spiders in Beast-Yeast.

FireLizard: the giant what now

Whimdy: Yeah, the spiders there are massive. Around five feet tall and thirteen feet wide.

FireLizard: 😦

FireLizard: no thank you

Treesus: Bugs aren't that bad.

FireLizard: shut the fuck up you dirty longan simp

GoldenEarth: The fact they treat him, a cookie, better than they treated me the entire time I was working for them. FUCKING WONDERFUL.

TickingTimeBomb: Well one of you is worth more to them emotionally.

GoldenEarth: No fucking shit.

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Darktopus: Hey, is anyone still up at this hour?

SlayEraFish: i am

GoldenEarth: Yeah, I can't sleep.

Whimdy: I am as well.

SpaceMan: Burning the midnight oil rn. What's up?

Darktopus: Well, I just sort of feel like I'd be burdening my boyfriend with my problems if I woke him up, and I just really feel like I need to talk to someone right now.

GoldenEarth: I feel you there. Everything okay?

Darktopus: That's just it. I'm really not sure. I feel like I should be happier about where I'm at now, but I don't. It's not like I have to worry about my past and what I was anymore. I feel happy of course, but I think I should be happier. This probably isn't making a lot of sense.

Whimdy: I understand.

SpaceMan: No, I weirdly get it. I think we've all felt like that at some point.

GoldenEarth: I think what's happening is you're still holding onto things. And those things are things that are damaging you, but you've held too long to just drop. You really should talk to your boyfriend about it.

SpaceMan: Well said.

SlayEraFish: if only you could follow your own advice

GoldenEarth: Shut up, this isn't about me.

Darktopus: Thank you. I appreciate that. I'll try and talk to him in the morning. I doubt I'm getting sleep tonight anyway.

SlayEraFish: i dont think any of us are

GoldenEarth: Well, do you guys want to try and set up a group call? We could try and play some games.

Whimdy: Sure.

SlayEraFish: yeah :]

Darktopus: That does sound nice. I probably won't be able to talk much through.

SlayEraFish: thats okay

SpaceMan: I can't play but I can still join the call and talk.

GoldenEarth: Alright. I'm gonna attempt to set this up and pray nothing goes wrong.

SlayEraFish: lolol

SpaceMan: I can help if you need it.

GoldenEarth: Thank you, but I think I got it.

GoldenEarth: Yep, got it.

Darktopus: Nice.

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SpaceMan: Y'all seeing this shit? - 1 video attached -

MoonShine: Oof...

SpaceMan: I'm perfectly fine btw.

MoonShine: That's good. How did that thing with my brother go by the way?

SpaceMan: It actually went really great. He's very charming. We actually made plans to meet again next weekend.

MoonShine: That sounds great! I'm glad you two got along so well. :]

SpaceMan: :]

ArsonistGod: lmao do yall think i could survive this jump - 1 image attached -

MoonShine: No... I don't recommend doing that.

SpaceMan: Do a flip.

Darktopus: Don't die.

Whimdy: Good luck babe.

LunarSea: Good luck babe!

MoonShine: Well good luck babe!

LunarSea: You'll have to stop the world just to stop the feeling!

Stormbringer: OOOO WHEN YOU WAKE UP NEXT TO HIM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT

GoldenEarth: WITH YOUR HEAD IN YOUR HANDS YOU'RE NOTHING MORE THAN HIS WIFE

SlayEraFish: AND WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT ME. ALL OF THOSE YEARS AGO

TickingTimeBomb: YOU'RE STANDING FACE TO FACE WITH I TOLD YOU SO

ArsonistGod: that is the quickest way to weed out the traumatized gay bitches

TickingTimeBomb: That is literally this entire chat you nimrod.

ArsonistGod: okay listen here you little shit

LightningStorm: not traumatized. just silly

LunarSea: Ohhhh this is scary. - 1 image attached -

MoonShine: Oh....

SlayEraFish: the ocean is wild lolol

SlayEraFish: imagine just being stuck in the middle of the ocean with no way out and those things all around

ArsonistGod: thanks for the visual asshole

SlayEraFish: i live to cause problems :]

LightningStorm: lmao

ArsonistGod: IM JUMPIN - 1 image attached -

SpaceMan: DO A FLIP

ArsonistGod: - 1 video attached -

SpaceMan: Nice.

LightningStorm: NICE

SlayEraFish: HE STUCK THE LANDING

SlayEraFish: HOW ARE YOUR ANKLES STILL INTACT

ArsonistGod: THEYRE PROBABLY NOT

Whimdy: Why are you like this?

ArsonistGod: it was funny :]

ArsonistGod: @FireLizard DADDDDD

LunarSea: Can you not fly...?

ArsonistGod: everything hur

ArsonistGod: @FireLizard DAAAAADDDDDDDD

FireLizard: the fuck did you do now

ArsonistGod: - 1 image attached -

FireLizard: THATS MY BOY LMAOOOO

FireLizard: youre fine

ArsonistGod: hlep

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FireLizard: um

FireLizard: so

FireLizard: @GoldenEarth i need advice

GoldenEarth: What's going on?

FireLizard: remember the hatchling i said was staying with a dragon hunter

GoldenEarth: WHAT

GoldenEarth: YOU SAID THEY WERE STAYING WITH A COOKIE. NOT A DRAGON HUNTER

GoldenEarth: THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING????

FireLizard: CALM DOWN SHES COOL WITH SNAPDRAGON

FireLizard: she just dropped them off saying i should be taking care of them

FireLizard: i dont know the first thing about taking care of a hatchling

LotusNessMonster: What hatchling?

GoldenEarth: AND YOU DIDN'T TELL LOTUS???

FireLizard: I FORGOR

GoldenEarth: FUCK PITAYA. YOU WERE THERE WHEN THEY HATCHED AND APPARENTLY HANDLED THEM FINE. WHY IS IT SUDDENLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOU TO CARE FOR THEM?

FireLizard: BECAUSE THAT WAS WHEN I WAS JUST LIKE A COOL TEACHER TO THEM

GoldenEarth: DONT YOU HAVE A SON TOO???

FireLizard: HE WAS A GROWN ASS MAN WHEN I ADOPTED HIM

ArsonistGod: will i finally be able to meet the little guy :]

FireLizard: SHUT UP

ArsonistGod: :[

GoldenEarth: Why are you asking me anyway? Sure, I know about hatchlings but I've literally never had to take care of one.

FireLizard: idk you just know what to do a lot of the time

GoldenEarth: Thank you, but I really don't know how to take care of a hatchling.

GoldenEarth: Wait. Idea.

GoldenEarth: I'm calling my mother she'll know how to handle this.

ArsonistGod: ah yes. when in doubt

LotusNessMonster: Wait but isn't she..?

GoldenEarth: Don't worry I'm a professional. - 1 image attached -

LotusNessMonster: Are

LotusNessMonster: Are you doing a fucking seance?

GoldenEarth: Yes.

LotusNessMonster: .

Lycheehee: HATCHLING???

Lycheehee: THEY REPRODUCED?????

FireLizard: THEYRE NOT MY BIO KID

Lycheehee: ah. shoulda guessed since nobody wants you lmaooo

FireLizard: .

ArsonistGod: 😦

LotusNessMonster: Damn.

GoldenEarth: No one wants you either Lychee pipe down.

GoldenEarth: Anyway Pitaya fucking pick up my calls.

FireLizard: ok damn

ArsonistGod: dad

ArsonistGod: im still at the bottom of that cliff

ArsonistGod: i actually cant move hlep

FireLizard: walk it off

ArsonistGod: I CANT

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ArsonistGod: still here

FireLizard: I CANT FUCKING FIND YOU

Whimdy: .

SwanLake: Are you okay...?

ArsonistGod: no

Lycheehee: a+ parenting skills lmao

FireLizard: like you would be any better

ArsonistGod: yeah ill stick with my dad over the little purple goblin

GoldenEarth: BAHAHA

Lycheehee: if i were your parent id give you every food youre allergic to

ArsonistGod: "if i was your parent" MF YOU BUILT LIKE THE CHILD

FireLizard: LMAOAOAO

Lycheehee: GET MORE CREATIVE INSULTS

GoldenEarth: You were losing a one sided fight to a pillar while Pitaya and I were fighting Longan. How do you let a lifeless piece of marble win against you.

Lycheehee: CUZ IT FUCKING FELL ON ME

GoldenEarth: Yet you couldn't even try to get out of the way or get out from under it yourself. That's just embarrassing.

Lycheehee: KYS

Whimdy: @FireLizard Find my boyfriend.

FireLizard: FUCKING TRYING

FireLizard: found him

ArsonistGod: okay we good

Whimdy: Good.

FireLizard: hes returning to orb because HOLY SHIT HIS ANKLES WERE NONEXISTENT

Whimdy: Say no more I'm on my way.

FireLizard: fuck no ive already got the two fuckers who wont give me custody of the braincell at my place keeping an eye on snap

Lycheehee: it takes three of yall to take care of one child lmaooo

GoldenEarth: They're getting more love and genuine positive attention in the few months they've been alive than you have in thousands of years of being alive shut the fuck up.

Lycheehee: .

FireLizard: on my way back yall

LotusNessMonster: Ananas is currently stuck in a staring contest with them. - 1 image attached -

LunarSea: Little guy! :]

LotusNessMonster: Very little indeed.

GoldenEarth: I let them win. :]

Whimdy: @FireLizard is my boyfriend okay.

FireLizard: hes fine chill

LotusNessMonster: I'm a medical professional, he will be in good hands, don't worry.

Whimdy: Somehow, I don't trust that.

GoldenEarth: Well learn to.

GoldenEarth: He'll be fine.

Whimdy: I'm still on my way.

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LightningStorm: big cloud - 1 image attached -

LunarSea: Where's it headed?

LightningStorm: yes

LunarSea: Got it...

Treesus: We're helping Swan make her costume right now. :] - 1 image attached -

LunarSea: That's a lot of eyes.

Whimdy: Biblically accurate angels man.

TickingTimeBomb: woa

ArsonistGod: MEN??? WHERE I LOVE MEN

Whimdy: Here.

ArsonistGod: :]]]]]]]

TickingTimeBomb: Can't relate.

LunarSea: Me neither.

LightningStorm: also cannot relate

FireLizard: theres like 4 guys in this chat and none of em are straight lmao

TickingTimeBomb: WAIT THEY'RE RIGHT. LMAOOOOOOOO

ArsonistGod: DAMN

SwanLake02: that sucks

SpaceMan: Not like it's a problem. Everyone in this chat is taken, gay, or both so like

TickingTimeBomb: True that brother.

FireLizard: real

ArsonistGod: guys hear me out

FireLizard: if its that one picture of that character again youre getting disowned

ArsonistGod: NO I JUST HAVE A FUNNY IDEA

TickingTimeBomb: ooo funni. Say it.

ArsonistGod: we should play among us

- TickingTimeBomb has muted ArsonistGod -

FireLizard: the fuck is his deal with the space jellybean game

SlayEraFish: ngl i kinda wanna solely because itd be fucking hilarious

TickingTimeBomb: Do not take his side.

SlayEraFish: please???? it would be funny

TickingTimeBomb: No.

SlayEraFish: :[

GoldenEarth: I just dropped a can of soda and it fucking exploded.

FireLizard: LMAOOOO OH NO

GoldenEarth: Everything's fucking sticky now.

SlayEraFish: (⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)

GoldenEarth: You shut the fuck up right now.

ArsonistGod: so do yall wanna play among us

- TickingTimeBomb has removed ArsonistGod from "gay on gay violence" -

Whimdy: Let him back in.

FrostBite: And let me out.

TickingTimeBomb: Yes and no.

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TickingTimeBomb: I actually can't believe I agreed to this.

ArsonistGod: Ha, you agreed so no taking it back.

LunarSea: It could be fun Timekeeper.

TickingTimeBomb: Shut up. Everyone understood the briefing right?

GoldenEarth: Yeah.

FireLizard: Yee.

SpaceMan: Well, I've already played before but yeah.

LunarSea: Yes.

Lycheehee: Yee.

ArsonistGod: You know it.

Whimdy: Yes.

SlayEraFish: Yeah.

LotusNessMonster: Yes.

TickingTimeBomb: Do tasks if you're a crewmate and don't get voted as imposter.

GoldenEarth: Seems easy enough.

FireLizard: Thisss is fine.

TickingTimeBomb: I'm starting off with one imposter.

TickingTimeBomb: And match is starting! Mute up.

Round 1: Start!

- EMERGENCY MEETING! -
Dead bodies: None

TickingTimeBomb: Hello hello. Is everyone doing okay?

SlayEraFish: Yeah, doin fine.

GoldenEarth: I just want to know how the fuck I do this one task in the electric room. It's like circles.

TickingTimeBomb: Oh it's easy. You just click the buttons at the right time.

GoldenEarth: Okay, thanks. That wasn't fucking helpful.

FireLizard: Bahaha!

ArsonistGod: This was an amazing idea.

TickingTimeBomb: Fuck you.

Lycheehee: So can we vote?

TickingTimeBomb: Yeah but no one's dead so it'd kinda be pointless. Just skip.

Lycheehee: Nah, I'm voting the yellow prick.

GoldenEarth: Fuck you I'm voting you!

LotusNessMonster: Calm down. Just skip.

FireLizard: Nah, I'm killing the midget.

SlayEraFish: I'LL VOTE WITH YOU BESTIE!

LunarSea: Oh dear...

ArsonistGod: AHAHA GET EM!

SpaceMan: Guys, skip!

LunarSea: Oh....

Lycheehee: YOU ASSHOLES ACTUALLY ALMOST KILLED ME!

GoldenEarth: GOOD!

- No one was ejected (skipped) -

- DEAD BODY REPORTED! -
Bodies found: LunarSea

TickingTimeBomb: Damn, rest in peace water lesbian.

SlayEraFish: Will not be missed.

ArsonistGod: No kidding.

Lycheehee: Okay, what do we do here?

TickingTimeBomb: Just start talking. Say where you were and see if things don't add up. I, for example, was on the far right of the map, in navigation.

Lycheehee: Okay, I found the body in the hall to the right of the meeting room. Under the room with the big seat.

LotusNessMonster: It wasn't me, I was in.... Damn, what's the room called?

TickingTimeBomb: You can check your map in meetings. See the button?

LotusNessMonster: Oh yes, thank you. I am currently in the reactor room. Ananas, please attest to that, I know you were in the area.

GoldenEarth: Yeah, we were together in that area. I'm using the cameras. I did see Lychee walk up to the body.

TickingTimeBomb: You didn't see the kill.

GoldenEarth: Obviously not!

TickingTimeBomb: Chill. Where's everyone else?

SlayEraFish: Currently downloading data in.... Weapons.

Lycheehee: Yeah, she was. I walked past her before I found the body.

ArsonistGod: Following Windy. We're in the electrical place.

FireLizard: I'm right outssside there.

ArsonistGod: Well, I don't see you.

Whimdy: We're in the back area, so we can't confirm.

FireLizard: Well I'm there.

SpaceMan: I am currently priming shields in the bottom right.

GoldenEarth: Okay, that's everyone accounted for?

LotusNessMonster: Looking at the map, that puts Timekeeper, Black Pearl, and Xylitol being the closest to Sea Fairy's body.

SlayEraFish: Well, the tiny one already covered for my alibi sooooo....

Lycheehee: I'll easily not cover it if you call me that again.

GoldenEarth: That'd leave Xylitol and Timekeeper then, right?

TickingTimeBomb: It isn't me. I can list my path that round. I went down into admin, did my cardswipe task, then left. I went right through storage, went up through shields and ended my round there. I didn't see anyone the whole time besides the beginning.

SpaceMan: But I ended at shields...?

TickingTimeBomb: I didn't cross you. Which way did you go through?

SpaceMan: I got there by going through weapons and down.

TickingTimeBomb: I didn't see you.

Lycheehee: Oooooo not looking good space man!

SpaceMan: Okay, shut up please. I did not see Timekeeper cross me, and there wasn't a body when I went through.

ArsonistGod: Eh, I think it's Timekeeper to be honest.

TickingTimeBomb: Why?

ArsonistGod: I don't know. You've played this game before.

TickingTimeBomb: Xylitol has too.

ArsonistGod: But the vibes bro.

GoldenEarth: I also kind of agree. Not by vibes though. So, the exact area Lychee found the body in was a bit closer to navigation, so you'd be closest to it. Right?

TickingTimeBomb: Well, who's to say Xylitol didn't kill, and book it down to shields? Or Pearl went and faked download. Hell, Pitaya could've booked it all the way to electrical.

LotusNessMonster: All of those are possible.

FireLizard: Who are we voting??

GoldenEarth: I think we should skip. There's no clear cut between them...

- No one was ejected (skipped) -

- DEAD BODY REPORTED -
Bodies found: Whimdy

ArsonistGod: THE FUCKING AUDACITY!

FireLizard: Why the fuck can't I sssee anything?!

TickingTimeBomb: The lights are out. That's a sabotage imposters can do.

FireLizard: Ah.

GoldenEarth: Okay, I reported the body. It's at electrical. I cannot see shit, I just walked into the room, saw the report button light up and hit it.

SpaceMan: What was everyone doing before lights went out?

GoldenEarth: Well, I spent a little bit of the round playing ring around the rosy in the admin room with Pitaya. I doubt this is them. Xylitol was also coming in as I left.

FireLizard: Heh, yeah. Not me. I'm ssstill in here.

LotusNessMonster: I was in medbay scanning myself, the lights go out, so I just finish it and sit in the corner. I'm still in here currently.

ArsonistGod: I'm saying it now, it's Timekeeper.

TickingTimeBomb: Shut up, it is not. Before lights got called I was shooting asteroids in weapons. They get called when I enter cafeteria, I'm ending in storage at the moment.

SpaceMan: I am just entering storage from admin, I can confirm Pitaya was still in there running around the table because they briefly crossed my vision in the dark.

Lycheehee: I'm in the cafeteria right now, have been for the whole round. Never saw the time lady enter but lights are out.

SlayEraFish: Reactor. I'm doing a fuckin Simon says ripoff that's taking fifty fucking years to do.

Lycheehee: HA!

SlayEraFish: Shut it.

GoldenEarth: There really isn't much we can go off, can we? Because the lights are off everyone could be lying.

LotusNessMonster: I was thinking the same thing. I think we should skip, but I will say the person I believe it to be the most right now is Timekeeper.

TickingTimeBomb: It's not me. I still think it's Xylitol from round one.

ArsonistGod: You murdered my boyfriend. Throw her out!

LotusNessMonster: I don't want to vote her on the off chance she really isn't, but I would like to voice my suspicion now in case I'm killed.

GoldenEarth: I agree. I trust your suspicion Lotus.

LotusNessMonster: I trust you too.

FireLizard: I don't even care I'll ssstill vote for her.

TickingTimeBomb: You're wasting a vote.

- No one was ejected (skipped) -

- DEAD BODY REPORTED! -
Bodies found: Lycheehee, SlayEraFish

TickingTimeBomb: MY GIRLFRIEND!

LotusNessMonster: Well that's unfortunate.

GoldenEarth: BAHAHAHA!

FireLizard: HAHAHAHA!

LotusNessMonster: Xylitol, would you care to explain to me why you're standing on top of the body?

ArsonistGod: Oooooooooooo!

SpaceMan: Okay, I know how this looks, but I swear to God I was about to report it. The only reason I didn't, was because I was running to see if anyone was nearby.

GoldenEarth: Wait, shit Pearl died too?!

TickingTimeBomb: Yeah.

TickingTimeBomb: That round was long enough for two kills.

GoldenEarth: Sorry, I was too busy laughing at Lychee dying.

FireLizard: Sssooooo the sssspace man is jussst ssstanding over Lychee's corpssse?

LotusNessMonster: That is correct.

FireLizard: Sssay lessss.

SpaceMan: Fuck, I know how bad this looks but I promise it is not me. After last meeting I went down, did trash in storage, I crossed Ananas who just turned the lights back on. I do my electrical tasks then go to reactor as it gets called. I was there first. Lotus, you were there next, we fixed it together. Fire Spirit was the only other one who arrived. I leave first. That's when all the doors shut, and when I finally get to the cafeteria where the body is, Lychee is literally flopping over and so that's why I didn't report because I wanted to see who was running away.

TickingTimeBomb: He could just be making himself look innocent by fixing reactor.

SpaceMan: Shut up imposter.

ArsonistGod: On one hand, Timekeeper's vibes are wiggity wack yo, but on the other...

LotusNessMonster: I'm voting you just for saying that.

ArsonistGod: WHAT?!

GoldenEarth: Yeah, out.

ArsonistGod: HOLD ON!

TickingTimeBomb: OFF WITH HIS HEAD!

FireLizard: That'sss what you get.

SpaceMan: What the fuck why did you guys actually vote for him?!

TickingTimeBomb: He said wiggity wack.

ArsonistGod: REMEMBER MY DYING WORDS IT'S TIMEKEEPER!!!!

- ArsonistGod was ejected -

- DEAD BODY REPORTED! -
Bodies found: GoldenEarth

FireLizard: I SSSAW THAT TIMEKEEPER. HOW FUCKING DARE!

LotusNessMonster: It was actually her?

TickingTimeBomb: NO! That was not me.

SpaceMan: It was totally her.

FireLizard: OKAY, I GET SSSTUCK IN ELECTRICAL BECAUSSSE THE DOOR CLOSSSED! I'm right up againssst the door becaussse I want to get out. And then it finally opensss. FIRSSST THING I SSSEE IS TIMEKEEPER FLYING BY AND MY BESSST FRIEND ISSS CUT IN HALF RIGHT AT THE DOOR! TOSSS HER OUT THE AIRLOCK! NOW!

LotusNessMonster: Timekeeper how do you plead?

TickingTimeBomb: I didn't know you were on the other side of the door....

SpaceMan: Pfft-

LotusNessMonster: That's unfortunate, isn't it?

TickingTimeBomb: I was so hyped because I just needed to kill then blame Xylitol, but then the electrical door opens as I snipe Ananas, and that pink motherfucker comes walking out and I know I'm screwed.

FireLizard: BAHAHA! We got her.

- TickingTimeBomb was ejected. -
VICTORY

GoldenEarth: Wooo!

Lycheehee: I was so confused when Xylitol just didn't report my body.

SpaceMan: I said I was searching.

GoldenEarth: I actually cannot describe how much joy I got seeing Pitaya on the other side of the door when I died. I didn't know they were in there until after my neck got snapped.

LotusNessMonster: That did have me stumped. Very well played.

TickingTimeBomb: Yeah, you guys caught on quick. Should've lied or vented out of there round one.

LunarSea: I just wish I actually got to play.....

TickingTimeBomb: Sorry. Saw a chance and took it.

SpaceMan: I think I probably could've gotten Timekeeper voted if I actually reported Lychee instead of running by to check if it was actually her.

Whimdy: She was a prime suspect since round one, so you possibly could have.

SlayEraFish: It was so hilarious from my perspective as a ghost because I was following Ananas so I watched them get chopped with Pitaya right there on the other side.

FireLizard: Gotcha bitch.

TickingTimeBomb: Yes, you did.

ArsonistGod: Do you guys wanna play again?

GoldenEarth: Actually, yeah. God damnit why is this actually fun?

TickingTimeBomb: I DON'T KNOW. FUCK YOU FIRE SPIRIT.

ArsonistGod: Thank you.

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GoldenEarth: Witch time bitches. - 1 image attached -

SlayEraFish: comically large hat :]

GoldenEarth: Yes.

FireLizard: amazing

FireLizard: do you have a comically large broom too?

GoldenEarth: Not yet. But I fully plan to make one.

FireLizard: nice

ArsonistGod: witch

Lycheehee: bitch

GoldenEarth: Whore.

Lycheehee: WHAT

FireLizard: LMAOOOO

SwanLake: Why can't you people just be nice to each other...?

GoldenEarth: Fuck that noise.

Lycheehee: LEAVE ME ALONE

ArsonistGod: CANT BREATHE LMAOAOAOAOAO

TickingTimeBomb: The girls are fighting.

SlayEraFish: DRAG EM BESTIE

Lycheehee: CAN YOU DONT

GoldenEarth: I'LL DO WHAT I FUCKING WANT.

SwanLake02: giggling

WiltedLily: lmao

TickingTimeBomb: .

SwanLake02: listen

TickingTimeBomb: Listening.

SwanLake02: please let her stay

TickingTimeBomb: I'm insulted she's in here in the first place because I didn't let her in.

SwanLake02: pls

TickingTimeBomb: BEGONE HOMO

- TickingTimeBomb has removed WiltedLily from "gay on gay violence" -

SwanLake02: - 1 image attached -

SlayEraFish: BAHAHAHA

Treesus: It's okay Black Swan. I'm in the same boat.

TickingTimeBomb: They're not allowed. End of story.

Treesus: :(

GoldenEarth: There's something oddly therapeutic about having Chappel Roan on loop while making a comically large broom for a Halloween costume.

SlayEraFish: the gay experience

TickingTimeBomb: Real.

GoldenEarth: You know what? I do agree with that.

LunarSea: What's it take to get your number?

GoldenEarth: What's it take to bring you home?

FireLizard: offer snacks lol

SlayEraFish: HURRY UP ITS TIME FOR SUPPER

TickingTimeBomb: ORDER UP I'M HOT TO GO!

SwanLake02: WHATS IT TAKE TO GET YOUR NUMBER?

FireLizard: HURRY UP ITS GETTIN COLD

GoldenEarth: HURRY UP IT'S TIME FOR SUPPER!

LunarSea: ORDER UP I'M HOT TO GOOOOOOOOO

SlayEraFish: love this chat

TickingTimeBomb: Real.

LotusNessMonster: I'm thinking of maybe going for a makeup look like this for my costume. What do you guys think. - 1 image attached -

GoldenEarth: Yes.

FireLizard: fuck yeah

Darktopus: Mine's going pretty good. - 1 image attached -

SlayEraFish: fuck yeah eldritch horror gang

SwanLake: Making all the eyes is quite time consuming. - 1 image attached -

Treesus: I can help you again today if you need any.

SwanLake: You don't have to. I have some assistance already. - 1 image attached -

SlayEraFish: birb

SwanLake02: birb :]

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ArsonistGod: hey

ArsonistGod: nobody on

ArsonistGod: oh fuck yeah finally

ArsonistGod: been wanting to try this

ArsonistGod: @everyone youre all my skibidi sigmas - 1 image attached -

TickingTimeBomb: Banned.

- TickingTimeBomb has removed ArsonistGod from "gay on gay violence" -

FireLizard: i regret saving him

LotusNessMonster: What.

GoldenEarth: DISOWN YOUR FUCKING CHILD PITAYA.

SlayEraFish: BAHAHA WHAT

LunarSea: ....

MoonShine: Uh

SwanLake02: LMAOOOO

SpaceMan: 😦

LightningStorm: CACKLING

Lycheehee: BAHAHAHAHADHDJDKDHDBEBDJKFKEMWNSB

Whimdy: .

Treesus: I don't understand.

Whimdy: Good.

SwanLake: What?

Darktopus: ...

FrostBite: .

GoldenEarth: I'm so done. I fucking paused Chappel for this shit.

SlayEraFish: OOOOOOOOOO KILL HIM NOW.

LotusNessMonster: Well. Okay. Anyway.

LotusNessMonster: Is the broom ready?

FireLizard: show us the broom nanas

GoldenEarth: Not yet, fuck.

LotusNessMonster: Details?

GoldenEarth: Details.

LightningStorm: fucks sake why am i not coldproof im literally a god

TickingTimeBomb: Rip.

FireLizard: lmao im fine with the cold

FireLizard: never feel a thing

GoldenEarth: Gee, I sure do wonder why.

LightningStorm: the good news is - 1 image attached -

LightningStorm: i get to do that cuz of the cold :]

GoldenEarth: Good for you. Still hate them.

FireLizard: i wanna do that

FireLizard: but like

FireLizard: platonicly

FireLizard: pratonicaly

FireLizard: FUCK

LotusNessMonster: lol

GoldenEarth: You'll get there eventually.

FireLizard: platonically?

GoldenEarth: That's it.

FireLizard: YIPPEE

Lycheehee: imagine not being able to spell

FireLizard: IMAGINE NOT HAVING ANY BITCHES

FireLizard: YOURE WEAK

FireLizard: YOU HATCHED HALF COOKED

FireLizard: YOU CAN BE DROPKICKED

GoldenEarth: BAHAHAHA

SlayEraFish: LMAOOOOO

Lycheehee: SHUT YOUR ASS UP

Lycheehee: KYS

FireLizard: IF YOU JUMPED OFF A CLIFF THE WIND WOULD CARRY YOUR TINY ASS TO SAFETY

Whimdy: No, I wouldn't.

LotusNessMonster: Good choice.

GoldenEarth: This is why we're friends.

FireLizard: :]

SwanLake: -_-

FrostBite: Just let me leave.

TickingTimeBomb: Nuh uh. Stuck here forever.

FrostBite: .

TickingTimeBomb: :]

SwanLake02: so she cant leave

TickingTimeBomb: Shut up I know where you're going with this.

SwanLake02: :(

Treesus: I still don't understand.

Whimdy: It's for the best father.

SwanLake02: dont worry i can explain

Whimdy: No.

SwanLake02: :)

Treesus: Thank you, Black Swan. :]

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LotusNessMonster: @GoldenEarth where are you?

TickingTimeBomb: What's going on?

LotusNessMonster: I'm at Ananas' island right now, but I can't find them.

Treesus: Really? Maybe they're out.

LotusNessMonster: I highly doubt that.

FireLizard: they aint with me

LotusNessMonster: @GoldenEarth Ananas.

FireLizard: dont worry just give me a moment ill be over there in a bit

GoldenEarth: no im here

LotusNessMonster: Where are you?

GoldenEarth: somewher

FireLizard: are you good???

GoldenEarth: head hur

LotusNessMonster: What did you do.

LotusNessMonster: Wait, don't answer, I've already found the problem. This idiot's been drinking.

FireLizard: WITHOUT ME????

FireLizard: wow

FireLizard: in shambles

FireLizard: HOW COULD YOU NOT INVITE ME BITCH

GoldenEarth: eorry

LotusNessMonster: Ananas, it's dark out. Get back to your damn mountain now.

Treesus: At least they're okay. :]

TickingTimeBomb: LMAOOOO

SlayEraFish: rip my bestie

GoldenEarth: alli see is veeen

LotusNessMonster: Pitaya.

FireLizard: i know lol

SlayEraFish: cant even do it yourself lol

LotusNessMonster: I'm not the designated one to deal with this at the moment.

SlayEraFish: "designated" LMAOOOO

LotusNessMonster: Shut up.

GoldenEarth: fkhjjdhmsjtajfxlhcli

SlayEraFish: lmao they wasted

Lycheehee: deserved

SlayEraFish: like how you deserved getting your ass beat

Lycheehee: KYS

- TickingTimeBomb has added ArsonistGod to "gay on gay violence" -

TickingTimeBomb: Behave.

ArsonistGod: no promises

Whimdy: Finally.

ArsonistGod: :]]]]]

ArsonistGod: lmaooo no wonder dad left

ArsonistGod: fully support getting blackout drunk

Whimdy: Do not.

FireLizard: same but not the point

ArsonistGod: :)

Whimdy: Take care of your little sibling please.

ArsonistGod: i will :]

FireLizard: LMAOOOO FOUND EM

SlayEraFish: damage?

FireLizard: the fucker dyed the ends of their hair pink

SlayEraFish: lmao

SlayEraFish: it look good?

FireLizard: looks great

LotusNessMonster: Get them up here you clown.

FireLizard: so aggressive arent you the patient one of us three

Treesus: You two are both good friends to them. :]

SlayEraFish: EXCUSE YOU

Treesus: Of course, you too.

SlayEraFish: thank you

ArsonistGod: @Whimdy wanna come over and watch the little guy with me :]]]]

Whimdy: I'll be there in a bit.

ArsonistGod: :]]]]]]]]

ArsonistGod: you queers are invading my home again

LotusNessMonster: Well, if the species was already there to begin with....

ArsonistGod: BAHAHAHA

FireLizard: OKAY FUCKER BE PREPARED WHEN I GET UP THERE YOURE GETTING DECKED

LotusNessMonster: No I'm not.

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LunarSea: Pasta. - 1 image attached -

Lycheehee: macwoni

TickingTimeBomb: Shut up.

Lycheehee: :{

SwanLake: Almost done with the eyes. - 1 image attached -

LotusNessMonster: Impressive.

Lycheehee: longancore

GoldenEarth: Ew.

Treesus: Where's Longan? :]

GoldenEarth: EW

LotusNessMonster: .

ArsonistGod: @FireLizard dad look im teaching them how to commit arson - 1 video attached -

LunarSea: Awww they're so cute :]

FireLizard: im so proud of you

ArsonistGod: thanks dad :]

SpaceMan: We're cookin again. - 1 image attached -

LotusNessMonster: I can't tell what it is.

TickingTimeBomb: Rollercoaster.

LotusNessMonster: What.

TickingTimeBomb: :] - 1 image attached -

LotusNessMonster: Got it.

SlayEraFish: im the test rider

FireLizard: fucking sick

GoldenEarth: I feel sick.

LotusNessMonster: I wonder why.

GoldenEarth: kys

LotusNessMonster: Thank you.

Darktopus: Cthulhu is coming along nicely. - 1 image attached -

SlayEraFish: fuck yeah love eldritch abominations

Lycheehee: self love is so real

SlayEraFish: i know right

TickingTimeBomb: I love my eldritch abomination girlfriend. :]

SlayEraFish: your eldritch abomination girlfriend loves you too

Lycheehee: ew

SlayEraFish: please take a look at yourself

GoldenEarth: BAHAHAHAHA

Lycheehee: you guys just looooooove dogging on me every chance you get

GoldenEarth: Yes.

SlayEraFish: yes

FireLizard: yee

LotusNessMonster: :)

Lycheehee: .

FireLizard: @GoldenEarth me and lottie are gettin sandwiches you want one

GoldenEarth: Please.

TickingTimeBomb: Coming along nicely. - 1 image attached -

GoldenEarth: So annoyed I can't finish my costume yet. Too tired to even get out of bed.

LotusNessMonster: Well, you decided to go and drink up a storm.

LightningStorm: you rang

LotusNessMonster: Shut up.

LightningStorm: bitch

FireLizard: still appalled you chose to drink without me

GoldenEarth: You'll live.

FireLizard: what sandwich you want

GoldenEarth: You already know what I like.

FireLizard: forgor

GoldenEarth: No you fucking didn't.

FireLizard: yea i didnt :]

Lycheehee: you two are disgusting

GoldenEarth: AT LEAST WE ACTUALLY LIKE EACH OTHER.

SpaceMan: Technical difficulty. Pearl is fine.

SlayEraFish: i only hitted my head a little

Darktopus: Wonderful.

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MoonShine: Aurora Borealis is going to be visible tonight. :]

ArsonistGod: i see

LightningStorm: imagine how funny it would be if i simply covered the sky with clouds

LightningStorm: no one sees except for me and my deities

Darktopus: First of all, fuck you.

LightningStorm: :)

FrostBite: Can you just kindly shut the fuck up you leech?

LightningStorm: WHAT

Darktopus: I second that.

Whimdy: .

ArsonistGod: BAHAHAHA

MoonShine: ...

LightningStorm: LISTEN HERE YOU BITCH

LightningStorm: ILL DO WHAT I WANT WHEN I WANT

LightningStorm: FUCK YOU AND YOUR FROST SPIRITS BITCH

Whimdy: Cool it, both of you.

ArsonistGod: ladies please continue this is hilarious

Darktopus: I second that.

FrostBite: Were you struck by your own lightning one too many times? That's the only logical explanation for why you act the way you do. Perhaps you should pass your weapon to those deities that are smarter than you. Maybe get out of the clouds sometime so you can actually start to pull your head out of your ass.

ArsonistGod: apply cold water to the burned area

LightningStorm: at least im not a horror story

LightningStorm: dont hear any cookies saying to fear the stormbringer that snatches you in the night

ArsonistGod: @FireLizard DAD THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTING

FireLizard: WHERE

ArsonistGod: here

SlayEraFish: keeping elsa here against her will just broke her patience lmaoooo

TickingTimeBomb: Real.

FrostBite: Why must any of you exist.

Whimdy: And what did I do?

FrostBite: Look at what you're attracted to.

ArsonistGod: HEY

FireLizard: LMFAOOOOO

MoonShine: But I haven't done anything wrong....

FrostBite: You played a part in your wife abandoning her duties.

MoonShine: Fair....

Darktopus: And me?

FrostBite: You're only the outlier because I barely know you.

Darktopus: That's reasonable.

Whimdy: What about my parents?

FrostBite: The same as you.

Whimdy: Understandable.

SlayEraFish: not even the tree and the bird are safe lmaoooo

SwanLake: Not again....

Darktopus: Yes again.

MoonShine: I just wanted to talk about the pretty sky.... :[

ArsonistGod: that was your mistake

ArsonistGod: you posted about it in here

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GoldenEarth: We're so back. - 1 image attached -

FireLizard: WOOOOOO

SwanLake02: nice

SwanLake02: why does my girlfriend have so many edgy kids - 1 image attached -

FireLizard: idk

FireLizard: ive only got two of em

FireLizard: only one edgy kid tho

GoldenEarth: I've got multiple. They're just very social and I will kill and die for them.

ArsonistGod: dad

FireLizard: what is it my edgy son

ArsonistGod: fuck off

FireLizard: nuh uh

Treesus: Oh, I recognize three of them.

SwanLake02: whar

Whimdy: The red one corrupted me once.

ArsonistGod: he turned emo

SwanLake02: nice

TickingTimeBomb: Hey guys.

TickingTimeBomb: I had a dream that I ordered a coffee last night that had like five cups of sugar, ten shots of caffeine, a pound of whipped cream, and like an entire thing of sprinkles.

Treesus: Oh no.

TickingTimeBomb: OH YES - 1 image attached -

GoldenEarth: Diabetes. My favorite.

Whimdy: My teeth hurt just looking at that.

TickingTimeBomb: New necromancy technique just dropped cuz this shit could wake the dead.

SwanLake02: my girlfriend has a kid thats into that magic ill forward it to him

FireLizard: found my weekend plans

GoldenEarth: No.

GoldenEarth: I will fucking shank you.

GoldenEarth: Do not do this again you bitch.

FireLizard: but it would be funny

GoldenEarth: Do. Not.

FireLizard: WHO ARE YOU TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO

GoldenEarth: THE ONE WITH COMMON SENSE

FireLizard: I DONT NEED THAT SHIT

GoldenEarth: YOU VERY CLEARLY DO.

LotusNessMonster: Don't do it.

LotusNessMonster: Unless I get to observe the after effects.

GoldenEarth: I'm killing you both.

TickingTimeBomb: Holy shit is this what being high is like?

SlayEraFish: FUCK YEAH BABE

TickingTimeBomb: I'VE ASCENDED TO A HIGHER LEVEL

TickingTimeBomb: I AM THE ENLIGHTENED ONE

TickingTimeBomb: I AM TIME ITSELF

Treesus: .

LotusNessMonster: Five cups of sugar you said?

TickingTimeBomb: Yee.

LotusNessMonster: I don't see why you're worried about that part Ananas that's still less than what you use.

GoldenEarth: Alright fucker you're first.

LotusNessMonster: ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

ArsonistGod: time woman is a coward im gonna put 20 caffeine shots in mine

SwanLake02: nahhh your ass is dying again rip

Whimdy: .

FireLizard: GO FOR IT SON

GoldenEarth: You're insane. Do you really want Snapdragon to take him as an example of what to do?

FireLizard: itll be fine

FireLizard: little bit of caffeine wont hurt them

FireLizard: every baby gets a little bit of something they can't have as a treat

FireLizard: little bit of crack for health :]

GoldenEarth: Okay nope.

LotusNessMonster: Ah.

GoldenEarth: Give me that fucking baby I'm on my way.

FireLizard: IM JOKING

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Treesus: I believe my costume is nearly done. :] - 1 image attached -

SlayEraFish: HOLY SHIT

TickingTimeBomb: Terrifying. Nice.

MoonShine: Oh, that's very well done.

GoldenEarth: Mine's also finished. - 1 image attached -

GoldenEarth: Can't forget this bastard who I helped make their costume. - 2 images attached -

SlayEraFish: YES BITCHES

SlayEraFish: FUCKIN LOVE THEM BOTH

MoonShine: Pretty. :]

Treesus: Very nice. :]

TickingTimeBomb: Ayyy nice

LunarSea: Love all the jewels on your witch costume! And the little snake heads on Pitaya's shoulders. :]

GoldenEarth: Thank you.

FireLizard: thanks :]

SwanLake02: what do we think of the skinwalker fellas - 1 image attached -

TickingTimeBomb: Oh my god.

ArsonistGod: everybody cookin holy shit

FireLizard: anyway - 1 image attached -

LunarSea: THAT'S SO CUTE.

SlayEraFish: THEYRE A LITTLE BAT

SlayEraFish: LITTLE GUYYYY

ArsonistGod: creatur

MoonShine: Awww :]

ArsonistGod: theyre fuckin crying lolll - 1 image attached -

SlayEraFish: BAHAHAHA BESTIE NOOOOOOOOOO

FireLizard: - 1 video attached -

SlayEraFish: NOT YOU SCREAMING WORLDSTAR IN THE BACK HELP

Whimdy: Are you not going to help him?

FireLizard: in a minute

FireLizard: let him get smacked by a comically large broom

FireLizard: builds character

SlayEraFish: 10/10 parenting

SpaceMan: A+

SpaceMan: Y'all look great btw.

SlayEraFish: fr ive nearly got mine done

SlayEraFish: Love the way this thing moves in water - 1 video attached -

TickingTimeBomb: Beautiful.

GoldenEarth: Nice

LunarSea: - 1 image attached -

GoldenEarth: Clever use of hair there.

MoonShine: Space snakes. :]

ArsonistGod: space snakes

SpaceMan: Space snakes.

FireLizard: space snakes

TickingTimeBomb: SPACE SNAKES

SlayEraFish: SPACE SNAKES

LightningStorm: space snakes?

SlayEraFish: space snakes

LightningStorm: space snakes

LightningStorm: miku - 1 image attached -

SpaceMan: ooo eee ooo

SlayEraFish: nice

SwanLake: It's quite the task to get all the rings on properly, but worth it. - 1 image attached -

SlayEraFish: YESSIR THATS SICK

SwanLake: Thank you. :]

Whimdy: Nice mom.

TickingTimeBomb: Halloween is gonna be a fuckin experience and a half lmaooo.

SlayEraFish: real

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GoldenEarth: Hey, any late nighters?

FireLizard: whattup :]

SlayEraFish: perpetually

Darktopus: Also perpetually.

SwanLake02: heyyy

GoldenEarth: So, Hot Topic and Pitaya.

SlayEraFish: yes

FireLizard: yee

GoldenEarth: I'm just bored. Does anyone have any games we could play or something?

SlayEraFish: not off the top of my head

SlayEraFish: whatd we play last time

Darktopus: I don't know.

FireLizard: nanas how come youre like

FireLizard: always up late

GoldenEarth: That's just the way I am.

FireLizard: okie dokie bud

SwanLake02: so what are we playing

GoldenEarth: We haven't decided.

SlayEraFish: does anyone wanna fill in for fire spirit and make the suggestion

GoldenEarth: No.

FireLizard: no

SwanLake02: lmao nope

Darktopus: No.

SlayEraFish: good

SlayEraFish: @TickingTimeBomb heyyyy babe do you have any game suggestions for us

TickingTimeBomb: oooo good question.

TickingTimeBomb: hmmmmmumumumum

TickingTimeBomb: Shit there's five of you.

TickingTimeBomb: Was gonna suggest the funny party game that breaks friendships.

GoldenEarth: Ah.

Darktopus: I won't play. Not a huge video game fan. Besides, a game like that with these people in particular? No thanks I choose life.

SlayEraFish: LMAO THEY AINT WRONG

SwanLake02: i can set up a remote game

GoldenEarth: Let me handle the call.

FireLizard: lmaooo this boutta be crazy

TickingTimeBomb: Mind if I sit in and observe?

SlayEraFish: yes <3

TickingTimeBomb: :]

Darktopus: You guys are actually gonna cause radiation poisoning I can see the toxicity coming from a mile away.

TickingTimeBomb: Well then put a hazmat suit on bitch because this is gonna be really fucking funny.

Darktopus: All I hear is screaming someone help.

Whimdy: What's going on?

Darktopus: Mario Party. Do not join the call.

ArsonistGod: dad woke me up from screaming what is happening

ArsonistGod: ah i see

Whimdy: How bad is the damage.

Darktopus: I'm gonna go deaf.

TickingTimeBomb: You're fine.

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Whimdy: He's losing to Snapdragon btw. - 1 image attached -

ArsonistGod: IM NOT TRYING

SlayEraFish: LMAOOOO

FireLizard: I TAUGHT YOU BETTER THAN THIS

ArsonistGod: NO YOU DIDNT

FireLizard: you right

LunarSea: How do you lose connect 4 to an infant...?

GoldenEarth: Because the infant is the only one that doesn't have two braincells that are competing for fourth place.

FireLizard: LISTEN HERE YOU BITCH

GoldenEarth: FUCKING TRY AND REFUTE ME. I WELCOME IT WITH OPEN ARMS.

LunarSea: You guys should chill out.

GoldenEarth: You're one to talk about chill.

LunarSea: ....Okay, that was a low blow.

FireLizard: whatever wins the battle

GoldenEarth: Was that your mindset when you were kicking my face in a few months ago?

FireLizard: i was going easy because you were unawakened and allat

GoldenEarth: Yeah sure. Want me to thank you for that?

FireLizard: IVE SAID SORRY SO MANY TIMES ALREADY FUCK YOU

GoldenEarth: NO THANK YOU.

FireLizard: WHAT

GoldenEarth: WHAT

SlayEraFish: this is a clusterfuck

ArsonistGod: I WON - 1 image attached -

SlayEraFish: good job you finally beat an infant in a childrens game

ArsonistGod: KYS

SlayEraFish: NUH UH

ArsonistGod: FYM NUH UH

SpaceMan: Hi.

SpaceMan: Oh.

SpaceMan: Bye.

SlayEraFish: bye bye :]

Whimdy: Can you people ever chill out?

ArsonistGod: CALL ELSA

FrostBite: No.

Lycheehee: LMAOOOOOO

GoldenEarth: .

FireLizard: .

SlayEraFish: shouldve kept your mouth shut midget

Lycheehee: OH COME ON REALLY

GoldenEarth: FUCK OFF AND DIE

FireLizard: KYS

Lycheehee: LEAVE ME ALONE

ArsonistGod: the switch up

LunarSea: Well, do you shoot each other, or the person you both equally hate?

ArsonistGod: fair

Lycheehee: you guys suck

Lycheehee: always ganging up on me

Lycheehee: bitches

GoldenEarth: I am 500 meters from your current location and rapidly approaching.

FireLizard: wait fr

GoldenEarth: Yes.

FireLizard: WHY DIDNT YOU SAY SO SOONER WAIT FOR ME

Lycheehee: WAIT WHAT

Lycheehee: YOU BASTARDS

Lycheehee: @LotusNessMonster HELLO CAN YOU CALL OFF YOUR DOGS

SlayEraFish: "DOGS" 😭

LotusNessMonster: Not my problem.

Lycheehee: WHORE

LotusNessMonster: How petty.

FireLizard: we are inside your walls

Lycheehee: WHAR

LotusNessMonster: Have fun.

ArsonistGod: lmao

SlayEraFish: you lost connect 4 to an infant

ArsonistGod: SHUT UP

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TickingTimeBomb: EVERYBODY

ArsonistGod: YEAAHHHHH

SlayEraFish: YEEEAAAAHHHHH

FireLizard: YEAHHHHH

SpaceMan: YEEEESAAAAHHHHHHH

SwanLake02: YEAAAHHH

LightningStorm: YEAHHHHHHHH

TickingTimeBomb: Thank you for passing the vibe check.

TickingTimeBomb: All of you be better.

Treesus: What?

GoldenEarth: Pardon?

TickingTimeBomb: You heard me. Do better.

GoldenEarth: Oh yeah, like everyone is going to know exactly what you're doing.

TickingTimeBomb: Six people knew the assignment. You're just stupid.

GoldenEarth: THAT'S BECAUSE AFOREMENTIONED SIX BASTARDS DO NOTHING BUT LOOK AT MEMES.

SpaceMan: I don't.

FireLizard: NUH UH

TickingTimeBomb: Point still stands. Be better. You're an idiot. :)

GoldenEarth: .

LotusNessMonster: I understood. I just chose not to participate.

TickingTimeBomb: Shame. Shame. Shame.

TickingTimeBomb: Idiot.

LotusNessMonster: Is this the path you're choosing to take?

TickingTimeBomb: I do what I want. :3

- LotusNessMonster has muted TickingTimeBomb -

LotusNessMonster: She forgot.

SlayEraFish: HEY

GoldenEarth: HA

SwanLake02: heyyyy flower dragon can you maybe

SwanLake02: add her :] - 1 image attached -

LotusNessMonster: Should I?

SwanLake02: PLEASE

GoldenEarth: Do it.

FireLizard: itll be funny

ArsonistGod: yes

Whimdy: No.

SlayEraFish: i really dont care

LotusNessMonster: Fine.

- LotusNessMonster has added WiltedLily to "gay on gay violence" -

SwanLake02: YEEEEEEEEEESSSSS

WiltedLily: what

LotusNessMonster: No need to thank me.

SwanLake02: LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO

SwanLake02: FUCK YOU TIMEKEEPER

WiltedLily: fully agree with that

Treesus: I only half agree.

WiltedLily: KYS

Treesus: :]

Whimdy: Really?

LotusNessMonster: Outvoted.

Whimdy: You dragons....

LotusNessMonster: What. What about us.

Whimdy: Nothing.

GoldenEarth: Fuck.

LotusNessMonster: What is it?

GoldenEarth: I think I got hit with flashbacks or something to the incident. What the fuck.

GoldenEarth: This feels fucking atrocious.

FireLizard: you good

GoldenEarth: UNFORTUNATELY NO.

LotusNessMonster: Okay, back to therapy.

GoldenEarth: NOOOOOOOO

LotusNessMonster: YESSSS.

SlayEraFish: dont listen to them nanas

SlayEraFish: no therapy for me and im all good

FireLizard: doubt

SlayEraFish: BITCH

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TickingTimeBomb: GIVE ME BACK MY ADMIN RIGHTS YOU STUPID LIZARD.

LotusNessMonster: No.

LotusNessMonster: You can't behave, so you can live without them for a bit.

TickingTimeBomb: THE FUCKING AUDACITY. I MADE THIS CHAT. YOU'RE NOT MY MOM.

LotusNessMonster: That's nice. You're still not getting admin privileges back.

TickingTimeBomb: BITCH

GoldenEarth: Ha.

TickingTimeBomb: Go be in therapy or whatever you traumatized little bastard.

GoldenEarth: No.

LotusNessMonster: They settled for a better alternative for the time being. :]

GoldenEarth: Take that bitch.

WiltedLily: deserved

SwanLake02: ikr

TickingTimeBomb: You all suck.

ArsonistGod: yeah i do

TickingTimeBomb: WHAT.

SwanLake02: - 1 image attached -

WiltedLily: ew

FireLizard: excuse you

GoldenEarth: I'm leaving.

Whimdy: Please stop no he does not. Fire stop.

Treesus: .

ArsonistGod: :)

Whimdy: FATHER PLEASE.

SpaceMan: You need to disown him.

FireLizard: no

SlayEraFish: S U C C

Whimdy: STOP IT.

LightningStorm: ayo clowns living in the tropical region storm headin your way rn :)

GoldenEarth: Why.

LightningStorm: what dont like rain lil bitch

GoldenEarth: Not anymore.

LightningStorm: cowabummer

MoonShine: I'm eepy.

LightningStorm: eepy

MoonShine: I eep now.

LunarSea: Fire what...?

Whimdy: Stop. Talking about it.

LunarSea: And Lotus has admin rights now...?

LotusNessMonster: I've had them for a while. I just finally used them since Timekeeper annoyed me.

LunarSea: Ah....

TickingTimeBomb: Petty ass bitch.

LotusNessMonster: Very. Welcome to being acquainted with a dragon.

TickingTimeBomb: How do I unsubscribe.

LotusNessMonster: You don't. :)

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ArsonistGod: ive fallen

ArsonistGod: AND I CANT GET UP

LightningStorm: is that a lil bitch i hear?

ArsonistGod: how dare

ArsonistGod: and i was just quoting a meme

LightningStorm: oh i know

WiltedLily: wish you fell

ArsonistGod: man youd break a hip just by walking wrong log off

WiltedLily: listen here you little shit

Lycheehee: hi meemaw :3

WiltedLily: whats with the creature

Lycheehee: im inside your mirror

WiltedLily: what

Whimdy: They're talking about their Halloween costume. Bloody Mary you said you'd be?

Lycheehee: yeah that guy :3

ArsonistGod: stop :3ing

Lycheehee: :3

Lycheehee: :3

Lycheehee: :3

Lycheehee: :3

ArsonistGod: I WILL DROPKICK YOU

LightningStorm: LMAOOOO

SpaceMan: Resting :3 face.

SwanLake02: frfr

WiltedLily: i hate that face

SwanLake02: hiiii

WiltedLily: hello

Whimdy: ew

SwanLake02: YOU HAVE NO ROOM TO TALK

Whimdy: Yes I do.

ArsonistGod: :]

Lycheehee: :3

SpaceMan: I personally think we should all just stop judging each other's romantic partners and call it a day.

SpaceMan: Except for the tree. What the fuck.

LightningStorm: LMAOOOO

ArsonistGod: REAL

WiltedLily: AGREED

SwanLake02: REAL

Lycheehee: GIGGLING

Whimdy: .

Treesus: I'm right here.

WiltedLily: GOOD. FUCK YOU.

Whimdy: Father. They've committed mass genocide.

Treesus: A little danger was never harmful.

SwanLake02: 😦

SpaceMan: NO WAY

Lycheehee: AAAAAAAAA

ArsonistGod: flabbergasted

Lycheehee: god really is the freakiest bitch to exist

Whimdy: STOP.

LotusNessMonster: All of you are getting muted.

SwanLake02: OH SHIT

- LotusNessMonster has muted Lycheehee -

ArsonistGod: BAHAHA

- LotusNessMonster has muted ArsonistGod -

SwanLake02: WE DROPPIN LIKE FLIES BRO

- LotusNessMonster has muted WiltedLily -

SwanLake02: NOOOOOOOOOO

- LotusNessMonster has muted SwanLake02 -

LightningStorm: BYEEEEE

SpaceMan: So long space cowboy.

- LotusNessMonster has muted LightningStorm -

GoldenEarth: What the fuck are you doing.

LotusNessMonster: Do not scroll up. You'll thank me.

FireLizard: YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO

FireLizard: OH

- LotusNessMonster has muted SpaceMan -

LotusNessMonster: Peace and quiet.

FrostBite: You've done the world a service.

SlayEraFish: HALF THE CHATS GONE HELPPPPPPP

LotusNessMonster: They'll get it back later.

MoonShine: It's as if a million voices, all screaming out in pain, were suddenly silenced.

FrostBite: I'm not sure that's how the quote goes.

MoonShine: Sorry, I can't remember off the top of my head.

FrostBite: It's fine. Close enough.

MoonShine: :]

SlayEraFish: this is so weird dude

GoldenEarth: Quit complaining. This is for the best.

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LunarSea: It's so quiet in here now.

SwanLake: What happened?

LotusNessMonster: Nothing of importance.

TickingTimeBomb: THAT LIZARDY BITCH TOOK MY ADMIN RIGHTS.

TickingTimeBomb: And muted half the chat for being silly I guess.

SwanLake: Ah...

FrostBite: Don't see it as a bad thing.

SlayEraFish: this is so funny theyre all just gone

FireLizard: rip

SwanLake: @LotusNessMonster don't you think you should unmute them now?

LotusNessMonster: Later. They'll get to speak when they get to speak.

FrostBite: Can it be never?

LotusNessMonster: Unfortunately, no.

Darktopus: What the hell did I miss.

FireLizard: half the chat losing speaking rights

Darktopus: Oh, I see.

SlayEraFish: see it as a grace period

LunarSea: Well, things do get a lot calmer when only two of the troublemakers aren't muted.

TickingTimeBomb: I think you mean three. Don't exclude me.

FrostBite: How do you even know she wasn't including you.

TickingTimeBomb: Cuz the red lizard and my girlfriend aren't muted.

FrostBite: Noted.

LunarSea: Sorry about that. Three troublemakers.

TickingTimeBomb: Thank you.

Darktopus: Damn, there really are a lot of problem causers in here. Fire Spirit, Lychee, Black Swan, I guess myself for a bit, Pitaya, Black Pearl, Timekeeper, Stormbringer to a degree, Lotus do you mind being categorized in here too?

LotusNessMonster: Not at all. I do have a few "incidents" shall we say. Don't forget Dark Enchantress.

Darktopus: Wait what?

LotusNessMonster: Black Swan requested I add her, so I did.

Darktopus: Noted.

TickingTimeBomb: The takeaway here is, a lot more of us are fucked up than at first glance.

FrostBite: There was no need for a second glance.

SlayEraFish: honestly fair LMAOOOO

SwanLake: No one is messed up. :(

Whimdy: Mother, I'm so sorry but I cannot agree there.

SwanLake: Born messed up anyway.

GoldenEarth: Lychee was.

LotusNessMonster: I know you were not waiting to make that dig.

GoldenEarth: Maybe.

SlayEraFish: top tier hater activity

FireLizard: fully support lmaooo

SlayEraFish: real

TickingTimeBomb: Hey bitch will I ever get my admin rights back?

LotusNessMonster: Let me think.

LotusNessMonster: I don't feel like it. :)

TickingTimeBomb: Homophobic.

SlayEraFish: hey

SlayEraFish: remember that friendly fire isnt tolerated

TickingTimeBomb: Damn it.

Darktopus: Then what's with the chat name then?

GoldenEarth: I always forget that's what it's called, and it's a jumpscare every time.

LotusNessMonster: I did consider changing it, but honestly I personally find it too hilarious to change.

TickingTimeBomb: You can't fix perfection.

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Darktopus: They're still muted?

Darktopus: Treesus how long did you set them to be muted for?

LotusNessMonster: They'll all be back soon, don't worry.

FrostBite: I get the terrible feeling that it's going to be nothing but insanity when they all get unmuted at the same time.

LotusNessMonster: Perhaps.

Darktopus: Just think of it like a bomb going off.

FrostBite: Accurate.

LotusNessMonster: I've noticed that you're only speaking more when half the chat isn't talking.

FrostBite: Correction: When most of the people muted aren't talking, I hate being here less.

Whimdy: You know what? Understandable.

Treesus: Who called?

Darktopus: No one.

Treesus: Ah. Okay. :(

MoonShine: Don't feel down old friend. :]

Treesus: :]

GoldenEarth: My boy. - 1 image attached -

LotusNessMonster: That's a nice costume.

GoldenEarth: I know. I made it for him myself.

MoonShine: We made our outfits but it sort of just killed our fingers. They're fine though, so please don't worry.

GoldenEarth: I didn't prick my finger once.

FireLizard: cant get pricked if your already one

GoldenEarth: OKAY LISTEN HERE FUCKER

ArsonistGod: WE HAVE SPEAKING RIGHTS AGAIN

GoldenEarth: Oh great.

SpaceMan: Finally out of the dark.

SwanLake02: REHEHEHEHEHE

Lycheehee: WERE BAAAAACK

FrostBite: Nope.

LightningStorm: WOOOOOO HELLO BITCHES

WiltedLily: :)

LightningStorm: - 1 image attached -

LotusNessMonster: Nice.

ArsonistGod: @Whimdy WEVE RETURNED

Whimdy: That's nice.

ArsonistGod: :]

Whimdy: :]

LunarSea: Well, welcome back.

Lycheehee: :3

LotusNessMonster: You're on thin ice with those.

Lycheehee: 3:

TickingTimeBomb: I personally think you should just give me my admin rights back.

LotusNessMonster: Do you wish to be next?

TickingTimeBomb: This is a hate crime.

Lycheehee: frrr

TickingTimeBomb: You do not speak on my behalf.

Darktopus: This went south very fast.

SwanLake: Glad to see you all talking again. :)

ArsonistGod: thanks future mom in law

Whimdy: Stop.

ArsonistGod: :(

SwanLake: You're welcome.

SwanLake02: she fr did not bat an eye

Treesus: We have no issues with it son. :]

Whimdy: I mean it, stop.

SlayEraFish: oh hey my other favorite people are back

SlayEraFish: hows it hanging my fellow problem causers

ArsonistGod: we are so back

ArsonistGod: WAIT

ArsonistGod: if time lady isnt admin anymore....

LotusNessMonster: Just because I run things now does not mean I will not hesitate to mute you for longer.

ArsonistGod: youre no fun

LotusNessMonster: And you aren't funny. Kindly rethink your entire idea on what humor is and then come speak to me again.

ArsonistGod: THE FUCK

LightningStorm: LMAOOOO

ArsonistGod: shut it

ArsonistGod: your ass goes pikapika

LightningStorm: okay be ready for me fucker

WiltedLily: love this chat

FireLizard: same

GoldenEarth: I may or may not have settled down with some snacks once they all started talking at once.

FireLizard: real

Darktopus: I definitely did not do the same.

GoldenEarth: Nice.

LotusNessMonster: It was only really a matter of time.

ArsonistGod: BYE NOT ELSA LEAVING THE MOMENT WE ALL STARTED TALKING AGAIN

LunarSea: Can you really blame her though?

Darktopus: Nope.

GoldenEarth: Not at all. Maybe she's doing the same thing as us.

FrostBite: ....Potentially.

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Darktopus: Halloween is tomorrow guys.

ArsonistGod: YIPPEE

SlayEraFish: WOOOOOO

SwanLake02: FUCK YEAH

WiltedLily: best day of the year

TickingTimeBomb: It's the most, wonderful time....

Darktopus: IT'S OCTOBER YOU HEATHEN

Darktopus: Save it for the day after.

TickingTimeBomb: I don't want a lot for Christmas....

SwanLake02: jump her boys

ArsonistGod: GET HER

TickingTimeBomb: Nuh uh

GoldenEarth: It's not even Halloween Timekeeper what the fuck.

TickingTimeBomb: :)

SlayEraFish: i cant believe you skipping my favorite holiday

TickingTimeBomb: My bad :]

LightningStorm: yall ignorin turkey day

TickingTimeBomb: turkey

ArsonistGod: bird

LightningStorm: alrighty bird ladies which ones going in the oven

SwanLake02: sorry swan under the bus you go

SwanLake: What?

SlayEraFish: IT IS STILL OCTOBER

SlayEraFish: STOPPPPP

ArsonistGod: guys i think her favorite holiday is halloween

LightningStorm: i had no idea

GoldenEarth: Not gonna lie, I agree with her. Save Christmas for November. Let October be spooky.

FireLizard: hey lotus play spooky music

SwanLake02: not you calling upon them like an alexa

SwanLake02: lotus play marina and the diamonds

GoldenEarth: Lotus, play Fairytale.

LotusNessMonster: Cease.

Darktopus: Fuck.

LotusNessMonster: ?

GoldenEarth: What.

Darktopus: Dropped my phone. Screens broke.

ArsonistGod: that is so sad

ArsonistGod: lotus play despacito

FireLizard: I KNEW IT

LotusNessMonster: .

GoldenEarth: I had a feeling that was coming.

Darktopus: It'll be fine. It's not too bad.

Darktopus: You are asking to get muted.

ArsonistGod: its funny

ArsonistGod: ill do it again

TickingTimeBomb: This is why you always lose your free speech rights buddy.

SlayEraFish: i thought it was just because he was a bottom

ArsonistGod: SHUT THE FUCK UP

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ArsonistGod: ITS SPOOKY DAY YALL!!!!!!!!

SlayEraFish: YIPPEE

FireLizard: WOOOOOO

LotusNessMonster: Are all of you still coming over to celebrate later?

Lycheehee: yep!

FireLizard: you know it :]]]

ArsonistGod: hell yeah

SlayEraFish: i am

Whimdy: We'll all be able to make it here.

Treesus: Can't wait. :]

SpaceMan: Yeah.

TickingTimeBomb: I am!

LightningStorm: heading out rn so ill be there in time

LunarSea: I'll be there too! :]

MoonShine: Yep!

FrostBite: Yes.

Darktopus: I'll be a bit late, but I will be there.

LotusNessMonster: Okay, great.

ArsonistGod: this is gonna be a fuckin shitshow having all of us in the same room

SlayEraFish: LMAO REAL

Lotus grinned reading the flow of chats on their screen. They were already prepared for the ensuing chaos that may come from having everyone in that cursed group chat in the same area.

They set their phone down on the table, deciding to dress up sooner rather than later. It was a complicated costume, and they wanted every detail to be immaculate. Ah, perfectionism. They could be just as much of a hardass as Ananas when it came to attention to detail. Especially when others would be viewing them. Around three hours later and assistance from multiple servants, and they deemed the look perfect. Every single scale painted a dark and murky turquoise, their hair falling into their face instead of being neatly done, their makeup done creepier to fit the rest of the decorations in and around their paradise.

They went and retrieved their phone, lounging by the small pond in their chamber.

LotusNessMonster: Just finished getting dressed up. Prepared to see you all later.

Whimdy: Can't wait to see it. We're currently assisting mother with setting up the multiple rings of eyes her costume requires.

LightningStorm: MY HEAVEN SPLITTER IS A MICROPHONE BITCHES

LotusNessMonster: Sounds fun.

FireLizard: fuckin love how my costume turned out

FireLizard: had help from nanas. their witch costume is super cool too :]

GoldenEarth: :]

SlayEraFish: IM A BIG BOY MOTHERFUCKERS - 1 image attached -

TickingTimeBomb: gorjust :]

It wasn't a big surprise when Pitaya was the first to arrive, technically living the closest. Lotus had been betting Ananas would show up first though. Their costume was indeed impressive, and they were very proud of it.

"Pitaya." Lotus nodded to them. "That costume is indeed very well done. The usage of slits in the snake tail for movement is quite clever."

"Cut them myssself!" Pitaya bragged. "Nearly gave Ananas a heart attack when I just took my sssword and shing!" They karate chopped the air. "Place looksss great! Ya really went all out huh?"

"Of course. I'm never one to skip over details. Ananas was actually over here yesterday giving me a hand with some preparations."

"And you didn't invite me?"

"Oh, hush. You'll live."

One after another, the rest began to arrive. Everyone finally getting acquainted with those they hadn't yet met outside the chat was nice. Less chaotic than expected too.

"How long did it take to get all those eyes made?" Lotus asked Sugar Swan.

"In total, around four days, give or take some hours. It was actually quite fun to do." She smiled, twirling one of the rings around to show each individually crafted and painted eye on it.

"You really committed to the bit, huh?" Black Pearl asked Stormbringer, who did indeed dress as Hatsune Miku just like she said she would.

"Yes I did. And it's fucking hilarious!" Stormbringer laughed, proud of her costume.

"ZA WARUDO!" Timekeeper yelled as she blinked forward a few seconds to be right behind Black Swan, which scared her half to death. Timekeeper found it hilarious though. And nearly everyone else.

"YOU LITTLE-" She started, but quickly regained her composure. "Don't. Do that."

"So it actually does the beam hand thing?" Fire Spirit asked, to which Xylitol nodded and demonstrated.

"AWESOME!" Fire Spirit then turned to Frost Queen.

"What made you go with the magical girl?"

"I wanted to stay ice themed, and you will not catch me dead in an Elsa costume." She glared at him.

"C'mon, not even for the memes?"

"Don't."

Fire Spirit put his hands up, backing off.

"So what was the thought process behind going as Cthulhu?" Wind Archer asked Abyss.

"Well, it's depicted as a squid like entity, and I have octopus in my dough, so it just seemed to make sense." They shrugged. "What made you go with Mothman?"

"Well, since father was going as a creature from folklore, I decided to go as one as well."

"Gotcha."

"Your costumes look lovely." Millennial Tree told Sea Fairy and Moonlight.

"Thank you, my friend." Moonlight smiled as her galactic hair morphed into snakes. Sea Fairy was by her side, a mesh cloth over her eyes so she could still see where she was going.

"Your costume is terrifying." Sea Fairy commented, pointing to the false decaying flesh on Millennial Tree's arms and legs. It was disturbingly realistic.

"Why thank you."

"You good Nanas?" Pitaya asked. Ananas snapped out of wherever they zoned off to.

"Hm? Yes, I'm alright." They promptly walked off after that, much to Pitaya's confusion. They brushed it off quickly though, laughing their ass off when Lychee tried to scare Ananas, only to get hit in the head with their broom.

"You know," Lotus started, getting Black Swan's attention. "It's quite funny that you chose to dress as a skinwalker. I've actually seen one before."

"Really?" She asked.

Lotus nodded. Pitaya chimed in seeing the confirmation.

"Ssssince when? You never told me or Ananas about that."

"There never felt like an appropriate time to tell the tale." They responded.

"Well, it is the spookiest night of the year!" Fire Spirit pointed out. "Where's the nearest place I can start a fire?"

Lotus didn't get much of a say in telling the story or not, as Fire Spirit and Pitaya started gathering everyone around by a fire pit, lit up by both of them. They sat on a chair with their mandolin, everyone else gathered around the fire. They sighed, briefly recalling the details of the event before beginning to play a tune.

"This happened many years ago. At the time, I was only half sure what I witnessed was even the truth. It was one of the cooler nights here. Naturally, there is no winter here due to the tropical weather, but that night was considered chilly. I remember being outside at the time, because I wanted to go for a stroll after the wish festival had concluded." They explained. "I had just fished a paper lantern out of one of the canals, when a cookie approached me. I hadn't seen them before, yet they wore attire that most definitely belonged in Hortensia Town. I know every cookie that lives in that town, and it was not one of them."

"It wasss the ssskinwalker!" Pitaya yelled, which Black Pearl promptly smacked them for while shushing them. Pitaya hissed at her for it, but shut up. Lotus continued after that.

"Naturally, I was immediately suspicious. Its entire demeanor felt off. It didn't say anything. It simply stared at me. It's eyes were glossed over and yellow. I asked it if it had something to say. It didn't respond. Something about it's silence though.... It put me on edge in a way I rarely feel. It was nearly as bad as that first loss we shared facing Longan." Lotus stopped playing for a moment. They kept their calm smile though. They continued playing.

"I didn't want to be right next to it, as I wouldn't have enough time to react if it proved to indeed be a threat, so I choose to put a decent amount of distance between us. I didn't turn my back on it. It didn't move. It just continued staring at me, as if a statue. I told it that if it didn't have anything to say, that it should leave. That was when it listened. It turned on its heels and left. But when it got to the shadows away from the light, it wasn't a cookie anymore. It resembled a coyote. If you could even call it that with how grotesque it looked. Its limbs were too long and bent out of shape. The fur was too matted and patchy. It was more like a coyote had been left to decay for months. We made eye contact before it disappeared. The look it had somehow convinced me not to pursue, as it wouldn't be foolish enough to return and try to overpower me. Though, I will give it credit for being able to make me feel uneasy in a way I wasn't sure I could feel. I'm not sure if it ever did return, but I never felt such a feeling again." Lotus stopped playing their mandolin, concluding their story

"Damn." Stormbringer muttered. "I would've just started smiting it where it stood."

"Totally." Pitaya nodded in agreement, along with Fire Spirit, Lychee, Black Swan, and Black Pearl.

"I can't imagine how it must've been to experience in person..." Sugar Swan said.

"Nothing like that was ever reported by anyone before or since, so I'm choosing to believe it's gone." Lotus responded.

"Hold up." Black Pearl said suddenly, looking around the area. "We're missing one. Where's the witch?"

Ananas' absence felt rather obvious once it was actually pointed out. Somehow no one noticed them missing, despite the fact that they were usually extremely talkative.

"Really? Are they playing a prank right now?" Lychee asked. "Sounds more like a Pitaya thing to do."

"Oh no, they definitely have the capability to be a little shit when they choossse to. They could totally pull sssomething like thisss." Pitaya argued back.

"Well, whatever the reason, I vote we go find them." Black Pearl said, getting up from her seat and floating off, calling out at the same time.

"I'm gonna go try and find them so I can actually scare them this time." Lychee giggled as they scurried off.

"Good luck with that..." Lotus muttered under their breath, watching Pitaya run off to go find them as well.

"Anyone else got any scary stories?" Black Swan asked. Abyss raised their hand. Lotus got up, so they could sit down in their seat and tell their tale.

Around an hour later, the three that had gone to find Ananas returned, with no Ananas.

"They've totally vanished." Lychee huffed as they sat down again.

"I swam around the canals twice. Didn't see them once." Black Pearl said as she sat in Timekeeper's lap.

"Hey, don't get me wet!" She said, only really half worried.

"Are you sure you checked everywhere?" Sea Fairy asked.

"Double sure." Lychee said.

"You're awfully quiet Pitaya." Lotus pointed out. "Is there something on your mind?"

"Trying to think." They said.

"Really? I'm so proud of you!" Lychee clapped for them.

"Ha ha, die." Pitaya laughed unenthusiastically, then continued. "I can't remember when Ananas showed up. They were jussst kind of... Here. Did anyone actually sssee them arrive?"

No one could recall that.

"And another thing," they continued. "I noticed their cossstume wass a little bit different than I remember it being when they firssst showed it to me, but I thought they just made sssome last minute changesss."

"Oh great, so Ananas isn't Ananas?" Fire Spirit asked, not really worried or believing it wasn't them. "Yeah totally."

"Guess that puts them with you and the birdie in the "someone stole my identity" club." Stormbringer joked. Sugar Swan gave her a slightly disapproving look.

At that moment, a few of the phones that weren't on silent dinged. Those who got the notification pulled them out.

"What the fuck?!" Black Pearl said aloud. She was speaking for everyone when she said that.

FrostBite: Okay, I'm on my way right now.

LotusNessMonster: Okay, safe travels.

- New message -

GoldenEarth: Sorry. It took longer than I expected for Mango to finish trick or treating. I'm on my way right now. Look at him. :] - 1 image attached -

There was an extremely awkward silence in the group. No one could really think of any way to respond to Ananas' text, or rationalize what the hell just happened. Ananas had already been with them for hours. But by the lighting in that picture, it had to have been taken after the sun went down, which was way after "Ananas" had arrived.

"What. The fuck." Lychee said. "Who the fuck were we hanging out with all evening if that bitch just texted saying they were on their way?!"

"It was a skinwalker! They had yellow eyes!" Fire Spirit yelled. "Ooooooo spoooookyyyy!"

"Ananas alwaysss had yellow eyesss though." Pitaya said, clearly disappointed in their son's lack of observational skills.

"It's a fuckin joke dad." He shot back, clearly annoyed with his parental unit's inability to catch onto when people are joking.

"Pfft- I knew that!" They sputtered.

"Can we actually figure out what just happened? I don't like the feeling seeing that message gave me..." Sea Fairy trailed off.

"It was probably just Lotus making us hallucinate as a Halloween prank." Lychee rolled their eyes.

"That's not how that works Lychee." Lotus said, annoyance slipping onto their face.

"More than likely it was someone messing with us. It isn't an actual threat considering the number of us and the power we hold." Frost Queen rationalized.

"She's not wrong." Stormbringer shrugged. "If it was a threat, all of us could easily grind it into paste."

That rationality did manage to shave off a majority of the unease, but the sour taste in everyone's mouths wasn't completely gone yet. Especially with a very anticipated arrival finally happening.

"Hey guys! So sorry for being late again." Ananas said as they flew down, in high spirits. "Took me a moment to spot you guys from the sky." They finally caught on to the massive wave of tension, and all eyes looking at them as if every word they said was a lie.

"What?" They asked. "Did I miss something?"

"We thought you were here already." Pitaya said.

"Pardon?"

"You were here for hoursss. Then you went and disssappeared an hour ago and we couldn't find you." They explained.

Ananas' face twisted into confusion. "That's not possible. I was still on my island up until I texted you guys. I literally said I was gonna be late back when Lotus was checking if everyone would be there."

"No, you didn't." Lotus said as they pulled out their phone, scrolling up in the group chat and stopping. "What...? I could've sworn you never...."

LotusNessMonster: Are all of you still coming over to celebrate later

Lycheehee: yep!

GoldenEarth: Yeah, but I'll be late because I'm gonna take Mango trick or treating.

"That wasn't there." Abyss said. It seemed to be a unanimous agreement between everyone.

"What?! How did none of you get it?" Ananas asked, looking seriously confused.

"You say that like any of us have any idea." Black Pearl answered.

"Holy shit it really was a skinwalker!" Fire Spirit gasped dramatically.

"What the hell did I miss...? When did skinwalkers become a topic of discussion?!"

"Oh boy..." Wind Archer sighed. "Look, whatever happened doesn't really matter. As Frost Queen said. If there really was something impersonating you, it's not like it can actually hurt any of us."

"True. Plus, I just wanna have fun tonight instead of worrying about what was probably a stupid prank." Lychee said. That did seem to be the general agreement. And since nothing bad really happened besides confusion and some slight concern, everyone agreed to just assume it was someone pulling a stupid prank, and enjoy the night full of sweets and lighthearted scares.

And as the night grew deeper upon the Lotus Paradise, an abandoned witch hat torn to shreds on the shore was swept away by the sea, as a wild coyote disappeared into the brush.

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SwanLake02: well that was something

ArsonistGod: a blast

GoldenEarth: I cannot believe something actually decided to masquerade as me.

GoldenEarth: IT COULDN'T EVEN DO A DECENT JOB. Atrocious.

SwanLake02: exactly

SwanLake02: if you impersonate you gotta do it fabulously

SwanLake: Please stop.

SwanLake02: just saying

ArsonistGod: fuck the collar from my costume last night kept rubbing against my neck and now its sore

SwanLake02: RIP

SwanLake: I hope it feels better soon.

SwanLake02: @Whimdy your boyfriend needs you to kiss him better

SwanLake: Stop...

ArsonistGod: DBDISWHAT

GoldenEarth: Oh boy.

SlayEraFish: OH BOY

SlayEraFish: ITS ME MICKEY MOUSE

GoldenEarth: Shut up. Forever.

Whimdy: I hate you.

SwanLake02: :]

LightningStorm: leave some room for treesus yall

SlayEraFish: NO YOUVE SAID IT HES BEEN SUMMONED

LightningStorm: FUCK I FORGOR

Treesus: He's busy.

LightningStorm: OH GOD THATS WORSE

GoldenEarth: - 1 image attached -

SlayEraFish: FLABBERGASTED

Whimdy: WHAT.

ArsonistGod: 😦

SwanLake02: NOWAY

SwanLake02: THEY FUCKIN

SwanLake: :]

LotusNessMonster: First thing I see pulling up the chat. Lovely.

Treesus: All of you need to purify your minds immediately.

GoldenEarth: kms

LotusNessMonster: If you die, I won't hesitate to meddle with things I shouldn't to drag you back down here.

GoldenEarth: Fuck you, but thank you.

LotusNessMonster: Anytime.

Whimdy: In shambles.

Whimdy: Which fucker here has the largest amount of liquor.

SlayEraFish: NOOOOOOOOOO

ArsonistGod: that would be my dad

Whimdy: Good, I'm on my way.

SwanLake02: that dragon will kill this man

GoldenEarth: I mean they already nearly killed us so

Whimdy: @FireLizard be prepared. I'm coming over.

FireLizard: what

GoldenEarth: It's best you don't know.

FireLizard: you know that has the opposite effect right

GoldenEarth: Curiosity killed Pitaya ladies, theydies, and the four gentlemen in this chat.

FireLizard: WHAT THE FUCK DID I READ

FireLizard: welcome to the family windy have as much as you need

Whimdy: 👍

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LotusNessMonster: - 1 image attached -

Lycheehee: of COURSE you have blue hair and pronouns

GoldenEarth: Go fuck yourself.

Lycheehee: ILL FUCK YOUR BITCH INSTEAD

Lycheehee: OH WAIT

Lycheehee: YOU DONT GET ANY

GoldenEarth: NEITHER DO YOU.

ArsonistGod: i crave cheddar

WiltedLily: one of my ex friends is cheese

FireLizard: met her before

FireLizard: like another nanas

GoldenEarth: Yep.

WiltedLily: how unfortunate

GoldenEarth: Piss off.

SpaceMan: Y'all wanna see some real speed?

SpaceMan: - 1 video attached -

TickingTimeBomb: I can go way faster.

TickingTimeBomb: Observe. - 1 video attached -

SpaceMan: That's pretty fast.

LotusNessMonster: I see.

TickingTimeBomb: I see a whore that took my admin rights.

LotusNessMonster: I see an irritating little bitch who needs to stop complaining.

ArsonistGod: @FireLizard father i crave cheddar

FireLizard: then go get it

SwanLake02: f in the chat for the lady i impersonate she just fell down like ten flights of stairs

WiltedLily: YES

FireLizard: oh shit she good

SwanLake02: dunno

Whimdy: WHAT.

Whimdy: GO HELP HER.

SwanLake02: cool your jets shes probably fine

SwanLake02: yeah she good

SwanLake02: no scratches

Whimdy: Good.

FireLizard: i could easily jump down ten flights of stairs and be fine

LotusNessMonster: .

GoldenEarth: .

FireLizard: I WOULD

ArsonistGod: "nah id win" ass energy

FireLizard: I CAN AND WILL WIN

TickingTimeBomb: they dont understand that one

ArsonistGod: noted

SpaceMan: This is really addicting to do. - 1 video attached -

LotusNessMonster: Yeah, and it gives everyone else headaches to watch.

FireLizard: totally fine

WiltedLily: no one cares

FireLizard: LISTEN HERE YOU FUCK

LunarSea: Why is this chat a perpetual train wreck..?

MoonShine: I truly do not know.

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LunarSea: I love the sky. - 1 image attached -

SwanLake: Pretty :)

LotusNessMonster: We're currently doing a competition to see who can hold their breath underwater the longest. - 1 video attached -

SwanLake: Why?

LunarSea: That's pretty dangerous...

LotusNessMonster: They'll be fine. I'm ready to pull them out the moment they struggle.

SlayEraFish: moneys going on my bestie

TickingTimeBomb: I agree with you 100% <3

SlayEraFish: :]]]]]

LotusNessMonster: You both are correct.

SlayEraFish: called it

LotusNessMonster: Don't worry, they're perfectly fine.

ArsonistGod: we havin fish bois - 1 image attached -

FireLizard: AND THEY DIDNT INVITE ME

ArsonistGod: YOU WERENT HERE

FireLizard: YOU HAVE MY NUMBER YOU DUMB FUCK

LotusNessMonster: Ananas is still under by the way. - 1 video attached -

LunarSea: Well the competition is over. You should probably bring them up.

SlayEraFish: BAHAHA PITAYA GOING FROM CHEERING THEM ON TO YELLING AT THEIR SON IN CHAT

LotusNessMonster: They're out now.

TickingTimeBomb: That's impressive.

ArsonistGod: how long can you last flower

LotusNessMonster: Are you serious?

ArsonistGod: what

LotusNessMonster: .

ArsonistGod: THE FUCK IS IT

LotusNessMonster: ...

FireLizard: THEY HAVE GILLS YOU DUMBASS

ArsonistGod: OH IM SORRY DAD

ArsonistGod: I DIDNT FUCKING KNOW BECAUSE I DONT HANG OUT WITH YOUR FRIENDS

FireLizard: WATCH YOUR FUCKING TONE WITH ME

TickingTimeBomb: Out comes the parental tone.

FrostBite: Get him Dragon.

TickingTimeBomb: LMFAO HEYYYY.

SlayEraFish: coming out of the woodwork to be a peak hater

SlayEraFish: so real

FrostBite: I too can be a bit petty.

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SpaceMan: Made some stats charts.

SwanLake02: for what

SpaceMan: Just some machinery I've got. It'd be funny if they fought.

TickingTimeBomb: Interesting. I've got something similar, but it's with the elemental clowns.

ArsonistGod: fuck you say

TickingTimeBomb: I said what I said.

SwanLake02: dont leave us hanging im curious now

TickingTimeBomb: Well, it depends on who you stick who against, but either way bottom line is the tree wins because he's the tree.

SwanLake02: yeah that about checks out

ArsonistGod: whod win without the tree

TickingTimeBomb: Again, it's just dependent. If it's say, you and Sea Fairy, then you're fucked, but you and Moonlight could go either way.

ArsonistGod: fair

SwanLake02: the guys like aby me and space guy

TickingTimeBomb: obviously the time traveller

SlayEraFish: shes not biased at all guys

SpaceMan: Sugar.

SwanLake02: awww i totally was

SpaceMan: No.

SwanLake02: kys

SwanLake02: ooo what about the lizards

TickingTimeBomb: Oh, that's a good one. We going off bare hands no weapons or no holds barred all abilities?

ArsonistGod: well bare knuckle brawling just leads to my dad winning

TickingTimeBomb: Essentially.

LunarSea: What are we talking about?

TickingTimeBomb: Who'd win in a fight. Specifically the lizards.

LunarSea: I see... So who would win?

TickingTimeBomb: That's what we're trying to figure out right now.

ArsonistGod: well through brute force my dad wins no problem

TickingTimeBomb: Correct.

SpaceMan: Who'd win in terms of speed?

SlayEraFish: ive been called upon

SlayEraFish: that would be my bestieeee

LunarSea: That does seem to check out.

SwanLake02: smarts definitely goes to the dragon fireboy didnt know could breathe underwater

ArsonistGod: fuck off

ArsonistGod: but yeah

GoldenEarth: What are you people doing.

SpaceMan: Which dragon would win in a fight.

GoldenEarth: Obviously me bitch.

FireLizard: NUH UH

ArsonistGod: they heard the word fight and activated like a fucking sleeper agent

FireLizard: id totally win

GoldenEarth: Shut the fuck up no you wouldn't.

Lycheehee: the fuck am i

GoldenEarth: A bitch.

FireLizard: annoying

Lycheehee: .....walked into that one

LotusNessMonster: What's the point in fighting if you don't have a strategy? In that case, I'm the winner.

GoldenEarth: No arguments there.

FireLizard: totally

ArsonistGod: love the fact that absolutely none of yall brought up the forbidden one

SlayEraFish: "THE FORBIDDEN ONE" THATS FUCKING WILD

Lycheehee: yall treating that mfer like voldemort now

LunarSea: I don't have any objections to that choice....

LotusNessMonster: No one does.

Treesus: I do.

FireLizard: SHUT UP

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FireLizard: just fucking decimated a 24 pack of garlic bread

LightningStorm: vampires everywhere are running in fear

FireLizard: IMMUNITY BITCHES

GoldenEarth: Why would you do that.

FireLizard: garlicy bread :]

GoldenEarth: Understandable, have a great day.

MoonShine: Now I want garlic bread...

LightningStorm: then make some

MoonShine: But we don't have any. :[

LunarSea: We can buy some. :]

MoonShine: :]

SlayEraFish: CRINGE

LunarSea: If you don't shut up right now, I will start repeating the things you and Timekeeper say when you're alone together.

SlayEraFish: YOU EVIL BITCH

LightningStorm: OOP SHES HAD ENOUGH

GoldenEarth: Please don't. That's more of a punishment for the rest of us.

TickingTimeBomb: Listen here you sad little gay bitch.

LightningStorm: which one theres a lot of us

TickingTimeBomb: Water.

GoldenEarth: EARTH.

FireLizard: FIRE

LightningStorm: AIR

TickingTimeBomb: SHUT THE FUCK UP.

LotusNessMonster: I saw Pitaya mention garlic bread and it made me want some.

LotusNessMonster: Naturally, I made some.

FireLizard: bread :]

LunarSea: Bread. :]

MoonShine: Bread. :]

WiltedLily: little bread eating freaks

SwanLake02: said as she consumes garlic bread

ArsonistGod: DAD WHAT THE FUCK YOU ATE ALL THE GARLIC BREAD?????

ArsonistGod: THE MOMENT I GET HOME ITS ON

FireLizard: ILL BE FUCKIN WAITING

Treesus: I like bread. :]

SlayEraFish: everyone likes bread

Whimdy: I actually don't like bread that much.

ArsonistGod: WHAT?!1!1!1??

Whimdy: I simply never got the appeal.

SwanLake02: im forging adoption papers

Whimdy: I'm a grown adult that's been alive for hundreds of years.

SwanLake02: that wont stop me

Treesus: Please refrain from taking my son.

SwanLake02: no

SwanLake02: to the circus he goes :)

ArsonistGod: every time i think my family is crazy the emo birdie on my boyfriends side goes and makes my dad look sane

SwanLake02: happy to help

ArsonistGod: DO NOT SEND MY BF TO THE CIRCUS

SwanLake02: :)

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TickingTimeBomb: I may or may not have accidentally hit a man with my car.

LunarSea: IS HE OKAY???

TickingTimeBomb: I poked him with a stick. He didn't move.

LightningStorm: you have a car?

TickingTimeBomb: Yee.

LunarSea: TIMEKEEPER!

TickingTimeBomb: He's fine.

LunarSea: YOU JUST SAID HE WASN'T MOVING.

TickingTimeBomb: He's. Fine.

TickingTimeBomb: This is a problem that isn't mine.

LightningStorm: let it be

LightningStorm: just trust her

LunarSea: No....

ArsonistGod: VEHICULAR MANSLAUGHTER YIPPEE

LunarSea: I'm leaving...

ArsonistGod: bye bye :]

TickingTimeBomb: :)

LightningStorm: :)

Lycheehee: :3

ArsonistGod: OH GOD

Lycheehee: :3

TickingTimeBomb: I NEED MY ADMIN RIGHTS BACK MAN

Lycheehee: 3:

Lycheehee: always so mean 3:

ArsonistGod: shut up midgets dont get rights either

Lycheehee: friendly fire isnt tolerated you know

ArsonistGod: I CAN STILL DROPKICK YOU INTO NEXT YEAR

LightningStorm: the battle for their nonexistent rights

TickingTimeBomb: GIGGLING

Lycheehee: FUCK OFF AND DIE

LightningStorm: wheres the mfer thats always mad at you for existing

ArsonistGod: dads friend? no clue

FireLizard: THEY HAVE A NAME

ArsonistGod: cool

Whimdy: Why are we ignoring Timekeeper hitting someone with a car?

FireLizard: - 1 image attached -

ArsonistGod: STRIKE?????

FireLizard: :)

Whimdy: Please fix your dad.

ArsonistGod: theres no fixing that thing

FireLizard: I WILL PUT YOU IN THE FUCKING GROUND

GoldenEarth: Sorry, I was busy.

Lycheehee: oh no

GoldenEarth: Oh yes you little bastard.

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- TickingTimeBomb has removed WiltedLily from "gay on gay violence" -

SwanLake02: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SwanLake02: YOU BITCH

TickingTimeBomb: Oh @LotusNessMonster

LotusNessMonster: ...Shit.

TickingTimeBomb: I HAVE THEM BACK NOW.

FireLizard: man

LotusNessMonster: Shut up.

FireLizard: wow rude

TickingTimeBomb: This sucks. Literally anything I do to you won't really matter since you won't care. Fucker.

LotusNessMonster: Even when I've lost, I still end up winning.

TickingTimeBomb: Wait no hold on. Idea.

GoldenEarth: Why did I just get the feeling that Lotus should be defending the fuck out of their home right now?

TickingTimeBomb: BECAUSE THEY SHOULD BE. I AM RAPIDLY APPROACHING MOTHERFUCKER.

SlayEraFish: GET EM TIMEY

FireLizard: wait fuck i wanna see this fight

ArsonistGod: DAD WTF WAIT FOR ME WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SO FAST

LightningStorm: the girls (gender neutral) are fighting

Darktopus: Love the clarification.

LightningStorm: well ones got no gender so like

Darktopus: A lot of us don't have gender.

Lycheehee: blue hair and pronouns

GoldenEarth: Clown hat and pronouns.

Lycheehee: ITS NOT A FUCKING CLOWN HAT

Lycheehee: YOURE BLONDE ALL ARGUMENTS YOU MAKE ARE INVALID

GoldenEarth: Invalid my ass how about I break you like a KitKat and we'll see how that argument holds.

Lycheehee: FYM YOU DO NOT HAVE THAT STRENGTH

GoldenEarth: I don't need it.

FireLizard: CAN IT WAIT UNTIL AFTER THE TIME WOMAN AND LOTUS ARE DONE

GoldenEarth: Yes it can. :]

FireLizard: :]

Whimdy: Scheduling an execution...

Lycheehee: 3:

SwanLake02: in shambles

LightningStorm: it will be okay

LightningStorm: you can always find her at your local hot topic

SwanLake02: BULLSHIT IM AT HOT TOPIC RN AND SHES NOT HERE - 1 image attached -

Lycheehee: HER ASS REALLY CRYING IN THE HOT TOPIC

GoldenEarth: Fuck you judging her for I see you in the background of that selfie.

Lycheehee: ...

ArsonistGod: - 1 video attached -

LotusNessMonster: It was close. But of course it's only natural I'd win.

SlayEraFish: boo

GoldenEarth: Don't boo my friend.

SlayEraFish: hoes over bros

GoldenEarth: HOW FUCKING DARE.

ArsonistGod: girl no

SlayEraFish: sorry

SlayEraFish: love my goofy little time manipulating girlfriend

TickingTimeBomb: :]

Lycheehee: ew

GoldenEarth: For once I'm inclined to agree.

Lycheehee: :3

GoldenEarth: Nevermind. Go Pearl. :]

Lycheehee: YOU SUCK

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SpaceMan: OH GOD OH FUCK

SpaceMan: IVE MADE A TERRIBLE OVERSIGHT AND ACCIDENTALLY MADE A ROBOT ARMY AND NOW THEYRE UPRISING

GoldenEarth: How in the FUCK do you accidentally do that.

SpaceMan: I was in the zone.

TickingTimeBomb: HOLD ON I GOTTA SEE THIS

Whimdy: Well good morning to you too.

Treesus: Good morning my son.

FireLizard: took my stupid kids to ihop - 1 image attached -

Lycheehee: WHERE THE FUCK IS AN IHOP IN THAT HELL ON EARTH

FireLizard: next to the waffle house obviously

GoldenEarth: Ooo waffles.

LunarSea: I like waffles too! :]]]]

FireLizard: waffles are good :]

FireLizard: anyway my order is perfection - 1 image attached -

GoldenEarth: Holy heart attack. What is that thing.

FireLizard: WHAT DOESNT KILL ME MAKES ME STRONGER

GoldenEarth: What the fuck is wrong with you.

FireLizard: im silly

Lycheehee: TREESUS WTF YOU FATASS

FireLizard: WHAT

FireLizard: I FUCKING NEED THIS YOU LITTLE SHIT

LotusNessMonster: Not wrong. A physique like that does need a lot to support it.

GoldenEarth: What the fuck did you just call them.

Treesus: Oh....

Lycheehee: I SAID IT

LotusNessMonster: I don't think the objectivity of it matters. What matters is you're most definitely getting an earful.

FireLizard: lmao im not even mad anymore i see them typing

GoldenEarth: How about you learn your fucking place you demented little shit. Got some fucking nerve trying to shame them. They're beautiful and the only thing wrong with them is their two braincells. Shut the fuck up when talking about someone that can snap you in half.

Lycheehee: OKAY SORRY

Lycheehee: treesus

FireLizard: thanks man youre a good fren :]]]]

GoldenEarth: Shut up.

FireLizard: WAIT TWO BRAINCELLS????

FireLizard: I HAVE THREE THANK YOU VERY MUCH

LunarSea: We love supportive friendships. :]

SpaceMan: HELP - 1 image attached -

FireLizard: HELLO????

LotusNessMonster: Good luck.

LunarSea: How did you even...?

GoldenEarth: Zoned out or something.

TickingTimeBomb: Watching the carnage. Tis very funni. - 1 video attached -

SpaceMan: WOULD IT KILL YOU TO HELP?

TickingTimeBomb: Probably. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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LightningStorm: watch party with the gang - 1 image attached -

Treesus: Looks like fun. :]

SpaceMan: I appear to be in danger so please know that if I do not respond, I am probably dead. - 1 image attached -

Treesus: Oh....

SpaceMan: WHY THE FUCK DO I HEAR FREE BIRD

TickingTimeBomb: No idea. :]

SpaceMan: I - 1 video attached -

LightningStorm: i need to see a case study on that woman

SwanLake: What are you and your friends watching?

LightningStorm: funni show

LightningStorm: this mfer reminds me of the red lizard - 1 image attached -

SwanLake: I'm glad you're enjoying it. :]

TickingTimeBomb: Oh hey she finally started using :] instead of :)

SwanLake: I didn't realize there was a difference.

LightningStorm: :] is friendly

LightningStorm: :) wants to eat your organs

SwanLake: Oh...

ArsonistGod: delicious

LightningStorm: hey

ArsonistGod: sup

LightningStorm: not much

SpaceMan: Okay the problem is slowly but surely being solved.

TickingTimeBomb: I'm helping. :]

SpaceMan: kys.

TickingTimeBomb: Thank you.

ArsonistGod: hey lightning lady can i join yall

LightningStorm: eh why not

LightningStorm: we can all come together for a fun watch party

ArsonistGod: fr?

LightningStorm: no

ArsonistGod: fair enough

Treesus: You should be nicer to your fellow elemental.

LightningStorm: no reason to

FrostBite: Give up before you start tree.

Treesus: Frost Queen. I often forget you're in here.

FrostBite: Thank you.

ArsonistGod: something tells me shes seething with rage

FrostBite: Your two braincells rubbed together and figured something out for once?

ArsonistGod: FUCK YOU

LightningStorm: HAHAHAHAHA

SwanLake: Behave you little shits.

LightningStorm: HELP????

ArsonistGod: flabbergasted

FrostBite: Apologies.

SpaceMan: Okay, problem solved.

TickingTimeBomb: - 1 video attached -

ArsonistGod: THE FUCKING FREE BIRD

TickingTimeBomb: :]

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LunarSea: I've taken up gardening. :] - 2 images attached -

MoonShine: They look beautiful hon.

LightningStorm: cringe

LightningStorm: cool flowers tho

LunarSea: Will it be the death of you to not attack everyone every chance you get?

LightningStorm: no i just find it funny

SpaceMan: Chillin with the only other men in this fucking hellhole.

MoonShine: How ARE there only four guys that qualify to be here?

TickingTimeBomb: Girlboss power.

LightningStorm: yeah but also like the other half is just the mtheydies

TickingTimeBomb: The what.

Darktopus: M'theydies????

LightningStorm: yee those

LightningStorm: youre a mtheydy

Darktopus: Call me a slur next time.

LotusNessMonster: I agree with them.

LightningStorm: man - 1 image attached -

TickingTimeBomb: Oh shit I hit another dude with my car.

Darktopus: Who gave you a license.

TickingTimeBomb: Bold of you to assume I have one of those.

GoldenEarth: What the fuck lady.

LightningStorm: I CSMT FIND THE FUCKING IMAGE OF WII BOWLING I HAVE SAVED

FireLizard: LMAOOOOOO GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPENED

LotusNessMonster: What is it?

GoldenEarth: Spill.

FireLizard: I GOT HIT BY A CAR

GoldenEarth: WHST

GoldenEarth: PITAYA

GoldenEarth: TIMEKEEPER

TickingTimeBomb: They're fine. They've already got brain damage.

GoldenEarth: THAT DOESN'T MEAN IT CAN'T GET WORSE.

FireLizard: HEY

LotusNessMonster: Are you okay?

FireLizard: im good

ArsonistGod: DAD????

FireLizard: fucks sake im fine

FireLizard: i have actually been through way worse

GoldenEarth: No arguments there.

ArsonistGod: yea but like

ArsonistGod: did it look cool

FireLizard: i fuckin flew without even spreading my wings

ArsonistGod: ayy

LotusNessMonster: Would it be too much to ask for a case study on Pitaya alongside Timekeeper?

TickingTimeBomb: STORY OF MY LIFE.

TickingTimeBomb: It all started when I was surprisingly normal.

ArsonistGod: no one cares about your backstory

TickingTimeBomb: you literally drank molten lava and somehow survived do not start with me about backgrounds

FrostBite: Both of you need to be locked up.

TickingTimeBomb: Your ass literally got Covid and you somehow ascended after it killed you shut the fuck up.

LunarSea: And as quickly as peace arrives... It vanishes....

FrostBite: Why do you have any expectations otherwise.

Whimdy: Misplaced faith. It's not her fault most of the idiots here are so hopeless not even my father can save them.

LightningStorm: damn

LotusNessMonster: Your father is literally off holding hands with a genocidal maniac. Look at who you hold hands with.

SwanLake: Good for him. :]

LightningStorm: woah hand holding

LightningStorm: bit lewd dont you think

FireLizard: you hold hands for romance

FireLizard: fools

FireLizard: i hold hands with these fuckers all the time so if one of us trips we all go down - 2 images attached -

SpaceMan: True friendship is tasting dirt with the homies.

TickingTimeBomb: Delicious dirt.

LotusNessMonster: I really need that case study now.

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FireLizard: we on an adventure - 1 image attached -

Darktopus: At 2 in the fucking morning?

FireLizard: correct :]

GoldenEarth: This was not a choice we got to make. I think Lotus has been sleepwalking for the past hour.

LunarSea: What are you all even doing anyway?

FireLizard: i dont know :]

Whimdy: Why are you clowns running around our place.

FireLizard: hi son in law :]

Whimdy: Please leave.

FireLizard: y tho

Whimdy: Because this isn't a circus.

FireLizard: but the swan lady gets to stay here

SwanLake02: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU IMPLYING

LightningStorm: WHY ARE YALL UP AT 2 IN THE MORNING

FireLizard: ADVENTURE

GoldenEarth: We're being held hostage.

FireLizard: IGNORE THEM

LunarSea: I like looking at the moon. :]

Darktopus: Sleep is a social construct.

Whimdy: Couldn't sleep.

SwanLake02: for funsies

LightningStorm: VALID

LightningStorm: just spending time with the them :]]]] - 1 image attached -

LightningStorm: shut the fuck up piss lizard

GoldenEarth: WHAT.

FireLizard: NDJDISHEBSLCOF

Darktopus: Okay bye.

LunarSea: Also bye.

SwanLake02: bi bi bi

LightningStorm: (BI BI BI)

LotusNessMonster: Ah, so there's the reason why Pitaya is currently getting their head slammed in the dirt.

LightningStorm: BAHAHAHA

SwanLake02: lmao

Whimdy: The five of you need to be put down.

LotusNessMonster: Excuse me.

LightningStorm: LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT

SwanLake02: DO NOT MAKE ME COME OVER THERE

LotusNessMonster: And I "proudly" present.... My current friend group. - 1 image attached -

LightningStorm: does the dirt taste good at least?

LotusNessMonster: They won't give a comment.

LightningStorm: boo

SwanLake02: go eat dirt yourself if youre so curious

LightningStorm: no

LotusNessMonster: - 1 video attached -

SwanLake02: i cant tell if your complete silence watching them catfight is the funniest part or not

Whimdy: SHUT THE FUCK UP.

LotusNessMonster: I'M NOT MAKING THE FUCKING NOISE.

SwanLake: GO TO SLEEP ALL OF YOU.

SwanLake: Except for you Sea Fairy, enjoy watching the moon. Don't forget to rest when you need it.

LunarSea: Thank you. :]

LightningStorm: damn

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ArsonistGod: I JUST BANGED MY FUCKING KNEECAPS WHILE RUNNING

ArsonistGod: EXISTENCE IS PAIN

SlayEraFish: of course your knees would hurt

SlayEraFish: maybe dont visit your boyfriend so much

ArsonistGod: HELP????

TickingTimeBomb: Trying on the outfit I wore before I got silly. - 1 image attached -

SlayEraFish: ....

SlayEraFish: yes please

TickingTimeBomb: whar

ArsonistGod: this fish is a freak

SlayEraFish: do not start with me

FrostBite: Ew. All of you ew.

SlayEraFish: tough talk for a bitch with no hoes

FrostBite: I don't want any. I just want to do my fucking job.

ArsonistGod: coping

SlayEraFish: i know how you cope

SlayEraFish: with the windussy

ArsonistGod: THE WHAT

Whimdy: WHAT.

ArsonistGod: NOOOOOOOOOO

FrostBite: Treesus fuck.

Whimdy: FATHER DOES NOT NEED TO BEAR WITNESS TO THIS.

TickingTimeBomb: Buddy, your dad's a simp for a genocidal maniac. He's probably the biggest freak here.

ArsonistGod: well not by physical size

ArsonistGod: that goes to your girlfriend

TickingTimeBomb: :]

Whimdy: Refrain from saying such things about him, no matter how true they may be.

SpaceMan: Not even gonna try to defend him?

Whimdy: Not on this I'm not.

MoonShine: Hi Xylitol! My brother told me how well you two were working out nicely. How are you doing? :]

SpaceMan: I love spending time with him. Your brother's great! And very pretty. :]

MoonShine: That's good to know. :]

LightningStorm: yall

LightningStorm: get this emo mfer outta here tf - 1 image attached -

SwanLake02: would

LightningStorm: what

SwanLake02: would.

LightningStorm: WOULD YOU LIKE TO ELABORATE

SwanLake02: SMASH

LightningStorm: NEVERMIND

MoonShine: What...?

SwanLake02: HEAR ME OUT

Whimdy: YOU ARE JUST AS BAD AS FATHER

SwanLake02: DONT FORGET YOUR MOM

SwanLake02: SURPRISED SHE HASNT TAKEN THAT LONG ASS BITCHS SECOND HAND

Whimdy: WHAT.

GoldenEarth: What.

GoldenEarth: The.

GoldenEarth: FUCK.

Lycheehee: yall are fucking wildin today what happened

GoldenEarth: Oh God not you.

Lycheehee: ewww a bitch

GoldenEarth: EW, A BASTARD WHO NO ONE IN THIS CHAT LIKES.

Lycheehee: shut up you fugly hoe

FireLizard: IM FUCKIFN CRYING WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPEL DOING

ArsonistGod: we cannot contain the silliness

MoonShine: That's not the only thing you can't contain.

ArsonistGod: MOONLIGHT????

SpaceMan: HELP

Lycheehee: BAHAHAHSKDKDKDNDBDJKW

SlayEraFish: BYEEEEE SHE AINT WRONG

GoldenEarth: I'm so done with this fucking chat.

FrostBite: I was done with these fools day one.

Darktopus: After witnessing whatever the fuck that was... Bravo six, going dark.

Lycheehee: this is so fucking vile man

GoldenEarth: You mean like your existence?

SlayEraFish: top tier hater

FireLizard: i am also a top tier hater for that little shit

SlayEraFish: top tier? yes

SlayEraFish: top? no

FireLizard: CNDISHCBEKSOXL

LotusNessMonster: Spat out my drink with that one.

GoldenEarth: kms I've seen enough of this shit.

- SwanLake has muted multiple users -

SwanLake: My patience is gone.

TickingTimeBomb: OH COME ON. HER TOO???

Darktopus: All of you should be in prison.

FrostBite: Real.

Treesus: ....Perhaps Longan wasn't entirely wrong when saying you all should purify your minds.

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ArsonistGod: why is it my dad is having more fun at a playground than the literal child with us - 1 video attached -

SpaceMan: Are you not filming that from the top of a slide?

ArsonistGod: yes

ArsonistGod: and?

Lycheehee: its called immaturity

ArsonistGod: if you came here right now people would start asking where your parents were

SwanLake02: theyre obviously with the rest of the dragons

SwanLake02: fucking dead

LotusNessMonster: Well that's a low blow.

SpaceMan: Like how your kind is 6 feet below?

LotusNessMonster: I did walk into that one.

GoldenEarth: WHAT

Lycheehee: FLABBERGASTED

ArsonistGod: 😦

Lycheehee: SPEECHLESS

LotusNessMonster: Stop talking then.

GoldenEarth: Thank you.

ArsonistGod: oh god send help

GoldenEarth: What are they doing.

ArsonistGod: um

ArsonistGod: this - 1 video attached -

GoldenEarth: PLEASE TELL ME THE CHILD ISN'T SPINNING WITH THEM.

ArsonistGod: they are now

GoldenEarth: I'm gonna have a fucking aneurism.

LotusNessMonster: Lovely.... That child needs to be taken away.

ArsonistGod: okay karma hit them

ArsonistGod: in the shin

GoldenEarth: Elaborate.

ArsonistGod: so theres this thing that swings a little - 1 image attached -

ArsonistGod: dad kicked it and it slammed into their shin

SwanLake02: oof....

SpaceMan: Felt that one.

Lycheehee: lmfao deserved

FireLizard: COME AT ME FUCKER

Lycheehee: tough talk for someone that got bested by play equipment for a child

FireLizard: how about we aim your head at the swingy thing

GoldenEarth: "Swingy thing".

FireLizard: shut up

LotusNessMonster: Is your shin okay.

FireLizard: absolutely

FireLizard: it did not get pure metal slammed into it

LotusNessMonster: Get something cold.

FireLizard: ITLL MELT THE SECOND IT TOUCHES ME

LotusNessMonster: @FrostBite assistance would be appreciated.

FrostBite: I hope their leg is broken.

FireLizard: fuck you too

TickingTimeBomb: C'mon you're a public school nurse's dream!

FrostBite: No.

TickingTimeBomb: So cold.

FrostBite: You're under the word unfunny in the dictionary.

ArsonistGod: giggling

FrostBite: You're next to her.

ArsonistGod: bitch

FrostBite: I will trap you in a cavern that's nothing but ice and watch as it slowly melts into your watery grave.

ArsonistGod: TREESUS CALM DOWN LADY

TickingTimeBomb: Little specific. You've thought about that.

Treesus: Please don't try and kill your fellow elementals...

FrostBite: Oh come on the dragons all nearly got slaughtered by another dragon. Why can't I kill him.

FireLizard: you kill my son and so fucking help me

ArsonistGod: thanks dad :]

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GoldenEarth: My child is in the macaroni.

SlayEraFish: girl what

GoldenEarth: - 1 image attached -

SlayEraFish: oh its the lemur

Whimdy: Why do you just have a large bin of uncooked macaroni laying around?

GoldenEarth: So it can play. What are you a fuckin imbecile? A buffoon? Mayhaps a clown?

Whimdy: I get it. I see.

TickingTimeBomb: I'm legally blind in one eye.

Whimdy: Nothing you do is legal.

TickingTimeBomb: Okay fair. And I'm not really blind it's just a sick as fuck eyepatch thing.

Whimdy: How do you not know what your own accessories are called.

TickingTimeBomb: I dunno.

GoldenEarth: - 1 video attached -

LotusNessMonster: Why is that the happiest I've ever heard you?

SlayEraFish: FORGET THAT SHIT THEIR VOICE HAS GONE UP LIKE THREE OCTAVES TF

ArsonistGod: its the proud parent voice

ArsonistGod: dad does it whenever snap is really silly

SlayEraFish: oh yeah i remember my sisters did that with me when i was young

ArsonistGod: AYO LORE DUMP

LightningStorm: YOOOOOO

ArsonistGod: THE FUCK IS YOUR BACKGROUND

Whimdy: I am curious myself.

LightningStorm: on how i rose to power? its very simple

Whimdy: No, on how a complete dumbass such as yourself managed to become an elemental.

LightningStorm: FUCK YOU NOW IM NOT TELLING

LightningStorm: AND ILL HAVE YOU KNOW I SPLIT A FUCKING DRAGON IN HALF

GoldenEarth: .

LotusNessMonster: ..

FireLizard: . _.

Lycheehee: 3:

ArsonistGod: YOU FUCKING SUMMONED ALL FOUR OF THEM.

TheAllSeeingOne: Five.

GoldenEarth: JDJFJDJSIJCNFLEO

FireLizard: XNAODUCHJRLSOXL

LotusNessMonster: WHAT.

Lycheehee: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ArsonistGod: AH HELL NAH

LightningStorm: i think the first two both had a stroke

Treesus: You're back! :]

TheAllSeeingOne: :)

SwanLake: Hi! :]

LotusNessMonster: Nevermind Timekeeper please take control again.

TickingTimeBomb: Working on it.

TickingTimeBomb: I WILL MAKE YOU INTO THANKSGIVING DINNER YOU FUCKASS BIRD BITCH.

- SwanLake has muted TickingTimeBomb -

TheAllSeeingOne: Thank you.

TheAllSeeingOne: What a cute pet you have Ananas.

GoldenEarth: FUCK OFF AND DIE YOU FUCKING BITCH I HOPE YOU GO BLIND. "I see everything" YOU SHOULD SEE NOTHING.

SwanLake: I understand your anger towards them, but please try to show a bit more respect.

FireLizard: no thank you

TheAllSeeingOne: Who is "snap"

FireLizard: FUCK NO I WILL SKEWER YOU LIKE A KEBAB IF YOU STEP NEAR THEM

FireLizard: AND THAT GOES TO ANYONE WHO FUCKING TELLS THEM WHO SNAP IS

TheAllSeeingOne: Is it wrong to be curious?

FireLizard: WHEN ITS YOU YES

TheAllSeeingOne: @Treesus I would appreciate greatly if you told me.

FireLizard: tree man you will turn into kindling if you snitch

Whimdy: Do not threaten my father.

FireLizard: I WONT IF HIS ASS STAYS QUIET

Treesus: You're curious about Snapdragon? They're a hatchling Pitaya adopted. :]

FireLizard: OKAY THATS IT FUCKER

FireLizard: @GoldenEarth @LotusNessMonster I NEED ALL HANDS ON DECK

FireLizard: SON GET YOUR FUCKING ASS OUT HERE

TheAllSeeingOne: The what. And I was not informed of this?

FireLizard: KYS I WILL ACTUALLY DECAPITATE YOU

TickingTimeBomb: AND THIS IS WHY I SHOULD BE THE ONE TRUE ADMIN

LotusNessMonster: I did a better job.

TickingTimeBomb: SHUT UP.

FireLizard: ARE YOU COMING OR NOT.

LotusNessMonster: Yes, cool yourself.

GoldenEarth: Bringing water to boil <3

Treesus: Oh no :D

Lycheehee: why cant i come

FireLizard: because fuck you

Lycheehee: 3:

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SwanLake02: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON - 1 image attached -

LunarSea: Oh...

LightningStorm: 2v4

LightningStorm: maybe 3v1 cuz windy and his bf prolly aint doin shit

SwanLake02: its too fuckin early for this

SwanLake02: NOW MY POOKIE IS IN ON IT

LightningStorm: 3v4

Lycheehee: gonna be a 3v5 when i get there

LightningStorm: 3v4 1/2

Lycheehee: YOU RAT

Darktopus: Are you recording?

SwanLake02: - 1 video attached -

LunarSea: What caused this...?

LightningStorm: the genocide committer found out the red one is a single parent of 2

LunarSea: But that doesn't explain why they're all attacking Millennial Tree.

LightningStorm: tree man snitched

TickingTimeBomb: Got the other angle rn - 1 video attached -

SwanLake02: nice

MoonShine: I would have to place my bets on the dragons and Fire Spirit emerging victorious. They have the number and power advantage.

LightningStorm: yeah but like the others have the tree and the birdie

MoonShine: That is true.

SpaceMan: My money goes to the tree side.

Darktopus: 2 of the guys on the dragons side breathe fire. Enough said.

WiltedLily: i hope all of them die

SwanLake02: LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO

SwanLake02: get over here and watch this its way better in person

WiltedLily: im on my way dont worry

FrostBite: I feel like the battle will be decided on whether or not Longan shows up.

SwanLake02: well speak of the devil - 1 video attached -

FrostBite: Oh wonderful.

LightningStorm: YOU MANIFESTED IT

LunarSea: Are you not going to assist...?

SwanLake02: this is not my beef

SwanLake02: and like i just got my nails done - 1 image attached -

MoonShine: Oh, pretty!

SwanLake02: thank you girlie

SlayEraFish: my bestie and their besties gonna fuckin mop the floor

SlayEraFish: trust

Darktopus: I trust.

MoonShine: I also trust.

SpaceMan: I do not.

SlayEraFish: put money on it pussy

SpaceMan: I will.

FrostBite: They're all fighting and you're placing money bets on the winner?

SlayEraFish: yes?

Darktopus: Why wouldn't we?

FrostBite: You make a compelling argument. I think the dragons are winning.

SlayEraFish: how much are you wagering

FrostBite: A hundred.

Darktopus: So many people are about to owe or be owed money.

SlayEraFish: LETS GO GAMBLING

LunarSea: Aw dang it...

MoonShine: Aw dang it...

FrostBite: No.

SlayEraFish: bitch

FrostBite: Whore.

SlayEraFish: YOU FUCK

SwanLake02: YALL THIS IS GETTING INTENSE - 1 video attached -

SpaceMan: TREESUS WTF

LightningStorm: ITS LIKE A NUKE WENT OFF OR SOME SHIT

Darktopus: I wouldn't be surprised if one did.

SlayEraFish: WHO WON

SwanLake02: I DONT KNOW WERE CURRENTLY GETTING THE FUCK OUT OF BLAST RADIUS

TickingTimeBomb: Cannot tell either. This is a clusterfuck.

FrostBite: Everyone in this chat is mentally deranged.

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SwanLake02: very smoky - 1 image attached -

Darktopus: Holy hell.

LunarSea: Are they okay???

SwanLake02: uh hold on

SwanLake02: yes

SwanLake02: and no

WiltedLily: they all got fucked up lmao - 1 image attached -

MoonShine: WHY ARE YOU THERE???

WiltedLily: wanted to watch the fireworks

LunarSea: Is anyone hurt badly????

SwanLake02: nah they all good

SwanLake02: somehow

LightningStorm: damn

Darktopus: Fr.

TickingTimeBomb: Check out the damage from above. - 1 image attached -

Darktopus: Treesus.

SlayEraFish: so who won dont keep us waiting

SlayEraFish: we put money on this shit

SwanLake02: winner is whoever gets their ass up first

FrostBite: Still cannot believe you bet on this.

SwanLake02: WE HAVE A WINNER

SwanLake02: THE RED LIZARD IS UP FIRST

FrostBite: @SpaceMan guess what.

SpaceMan: Ah.

SpaceMan: I can get you all the money by tomorrow.

SlayEraFish: i love being right

FireLizard: colorsmell

SlayEraFish: congratulations you won

LightningStorm: YOUR DID IT

FireLizard: ye

LunarSea: SWAN! HELP THEM!

SwanLake02: chill tf out theyre fine

TickingTimeBomb: Can confirm. As an unregistered medical professional they are 100% fine.

Darktopus: Since it's coming from you, they're probably dying.

FrostBite: Why are the only able-bodied people there three of the biggest fucking troublemakers.

Darktopus: Good question.

SpaceMan: Yeah uh

MoonShine: I'm on my way, don't worry.

TickingTimeBomb: Blame the preppy bird lady for this. If she didn't take control, then that rat bastard dragon at the top of the blacklist would've been dealt with immediately.

SlayEraFish: real

FrostBite: You just don't like her.

TickingTimeBomb: Shhh.

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MoonShine: Everyone's okay. :]

WiltedLily: unfortunately

LunarSea: Please stop talking.

WiltedLily: you dont control me wretch

TickingTimeBomb: They all good - 1 image attached -

LightningStorm: whered the idiot squad go

TickingTimeBomb: Red one just took their friends and son and straight up left.

FireLizard: we good - 1 image attached -

SlayEraFish: TREESUS YALL LOOK LIKE SHIT

FireLizard: nanas says thank you

SlayEraFish: thats my bestie

Lycheehee: thanks for leaving me

FireLizard: only got two arms and you cant become travel sized like my son

ArsonistGod: suck it lmao

Lycheehee: you have a boyfriend for that

ArsonistGod: KYS

FireLizard: oh fuck no

Lycheehee: WHY ARE YOU BOOING ME WHEN IM RIGHT

Whimdy: STOP IT.

ArsonistGod: ARE YOU OKAY????? :((((

Whimdy: I'm okay.

ArsonistGod: :]]]]]]

Whimdy: :]

GoldenEarth: I think my fucking spine got dislocated.

LunarSea: That's really bad...

GoldenEarth: It'll be fine rub some spit on it.

SlayEraFish: OH GOD

SlayEraFish: HEY PINK LIZARD GIVE THEM BACK THEIR BRAINCELL

FireLizard: PINK?????

SlayEraFish: YES PINK ARE YOU ILLITERATE

FireLizard: when i fuckin see you

Treesus: No one is seriously hurt. :]

GoldenEarth: So Longan's alive?

Treesus: Thankfully. :]

GoldenEarth: .

ArsonistGod: THEY JUST STARTED CRYING???? - 1 image attached -

LunarSea: Is Lotus okay???

LotusNessMonster: I'm fine. I just don't have the tendency to whine like a little bitch.

Lycheehee: you whine like a big bitch :3

LotusNessMonster: Sleep with one eye open for the short remainder of your meaningless existence.

Lycheehee:

LightningStorm: HOLY SHIT

LunarSea: I'm starting to feel sorry for them....

Lycheehee: thank you :3

GoldenEarth: Stop it immediately.

LunarSea: :[

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- TickingTimeBomb has removed TheAllSeeingOne from "gay on gay violence" -

- TickingTimeBomb has muted SwanLake -

TickingTimeBomb: NO MORE OF THAT SHIT.

Treesus: :(

GoldenEarth: KYS

LotusNessMonster: How irritable Christmas shopping can be...

GoldenEarth: It's November.

LotusNessMonster: And?

LotusNessMonster: I like having tasks out of the way ahead of time.

FireLizard: says the bastard that showed up late to the most important fight of our lives

LotusNessMonster: I wasn't late. You two idiots just jumped in earlier than anticipated.

FireLizard: yeah and we did fuckin awesome

TickingTimeBomb: Do y'all ever stop yapping about that?

GoldenEarth: Says the bitch who did nothing to help, even though the organization you run is supposed to fix time travel shenanigans such as that.

TickingTimeBomb: Watching was objectively funnier.

TickingTimeBomb: Besides be angry at the millennial simp he would've been way more vital.

GoldenEarth: As if he would've don't shit.

Treesus: Don't think I'll disregard the world that much for them. In my state at the time I wouldn't have been much help.

Treesus: And additionally, what about the elementals? One is Pitaya's son, is he not?

ArsonistGod: okay look

ArsonistGod: shut the fuck up

Lycheehee: i helped :3

GoldenEarth: SHUT UP.

Lycheehee: NO U

LotusNessMonster: Literally everyone here could have been helpful instead of not participating.

LightningStorm: wasnt my problem

GoldenEarth: THE WORLD WAS FUCKING ENDING.

LightningStorm: and?

GoldenEarth: Most powerful cookies in the world my fucking ass.

LightningStorm: ALRIGHT LISTEN

GoldenEarth: NO YOU LISTEN.

Darktopus: In my defense, I had no idea what the fuck was going on I live deep in the ocean.

SlayEraFish: that is also my defense

SpaceMan: Brother I'm in another part of the galaxy entirely.

TickingTimeBomb: I have no excuse. I just didn't want to lmaooo

LightningStorm: same

GoldenEarth: Fucking hell....

LotusNessMonster: Hey do any of you all have special interests? Christmas shopping.

Darktopus: It's November.

LotusNessMonster: And as I said earlier, I'm doing it early.

Darktopus: Got it.

SlayEraFish: youre getting everyone here a gift?

LotusNessMonster: Most.

Lycheehee: i feel targeted

LotusNessMonster: Good.

LotusNessMonster: Ananas do you have any gemstones in your collection you've yet to obtain?

LotusNessMonster: Wait.

GoldenEarth: Oh there's a bunch. Where do I start?

LotusNessMonster: Oh no.

SlayEraFish: YOU DUMBASS THEYRE NEVER GONNA SHUT UP

FireLizard: YEAH MORE COOL ROCK DISCUSSION :]]]]]

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GoldenEarth: Are there any questions?

Lycheehee: yeah

Lycheehee: what the fuck

GoldenEarth: Question rejected.

LotusNessMonster: Why did I forget? I am better than this.

Lycheehee: are you tho

LotusNessMonster: .

FireLizard: interesting....

FireLizard: thas cool :]

GoldenEarth: :]

ArsonistGod: holy yap this is worse than the first time they went on a rant

GoldenEarth: Shut the fuck up you uneducated little shit.

GoldenEarth: Lost connect 4 to an infant you have no right to talk to me.

ArsonistGod: dadddd

FireLizard: im not helping you

ArsonistGod: BRO

ArsonistGod: WHY ARE YOUR FRIENDS SUCH ASSHOLES

LightningStorm: oh youre one to talk

MoonShine: Neither of you are nice people.

LightningStorm: stfu

MoonShine: KYS.

LightningStorm: WHAT

ArsonistGod: 😦

SlayEraFish: the sane bitches arent gonna be sane for much longer

SlayEraFish: only took like two months

FrostBite: Lasted longer than I thought.

SlayEraFish: your patience was gone day one shut up

FrostBite: Correct.

Lycheehee: im so silly :3 - 1 image attached -

GoldenEarth: I hear the circus is hiring.

Lycheehee: your mom

LotusNessMonster: What mom?

LotusNessMonster: Whatever parents you had aren't that disappointed in you considering this is you at your best.

Lycheehee: 😦

Lycheehee: 3:

Lycheehee: HOE

Darktopus: Send help I woke up early as shit and now I have a headache.

SlayEraFish: head hurs

Darktopus: Yes.

SlayEraFish: you have a partner go tell them

Darktopus: They're busy. :(

SlayEraFish: know how that goes

TickingTimeBomb: Hey. :[

SlayEraFish: IM NOT WRONG

TickingTimeBomb: Okay dropping this important task and heading over. :]]]]

SlayEraFish: awww ill stop chasing this ship so we can sink it together <3

Lycheehee: ew cringe love im leaving

GoldenEarth: Makes sense you hate what you've never had given to you.

Lycheehee: YOU FUCK

FireLizard: FLABBERGASTED

ArsonistGod: i love the bad bitch i pulled by being autistic - 1 image attached -

FireLizard: good for you son

FireLizard: hey wait youve got snap with you right

ArsonistGod: chill ive gottem

FireLizard: good

GoldenEarth: I don't fucking trust him.

Whimdy: I'm here too, don't worry.

GoldenEarth: Okay trust returned.

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FireLizard: with the fellas - 1 image attached -

TickingTimeBomb: Oooo I've been to that place before it's so fun.

LotusNessMonster: Pitaya's getting absolutely destroyed in a shooting game.

SlayEraFish: HA DROP THE VIDEO

LotusNessMonster: One moment.

ArsonistGod: whos dad getting destroyed by

LotusNessMonster: Ananas.

SpaceMan: YOOOOOO DROP THE LOCATION.

TickingTimeBomb: I'll send it to ya.

LotusNessMonster: - 1 video attached -

ArsonistGod: HELP

SlayEraFish: swept frfr

SpaceMan: I just pulled up. It's even more brutal in person.

LunarSea: That's some skill. I wonder how they do it.

GoldenEarth: I just pretend I'm shooting Longan. <3

SlayEraFish: rage is a good motivator

LunarSea: Oh....

SpaceMan: Who wants to see me actually win one of those rigged ass claw machines?

LunarSea: SHOW.

SlayEraFish: WE NEED TO SEE IT.

TickingTimeBomb: DO IT.

ArsonistGod: DEFEAT THE MACHINE

SlayEraFish: HEY

SlayEraFish: YOU

TickingTimeBomb: FEED THE MACHINE.

GoldenEarth: BRING EM ALL BACK DOWN TO THEIR KNEES

FireLizard: NO TIME TO WASTE

LotusNessMonster: REMIND THE SLAVES.

SpaceMan: THEY AIN'T GONNA MAKE IT OUT ALIVE TODAY

Darktopus: I SAID HEY YOU.

ArsonistGod: POISON THE WELL

SlayEraFish: WATCH EM ALL BURN

LotusNessMonster: He did it. - 1 video attached -

ArsonistGod: YOOOOOO

Darktopus: No way.

TickingTimeBomb: YIPPEE

SlayEraFish: HE'S DONE IT

LunarSea: Good job! :]

LunarSea: On the topic of games, what games do you guys like? I really like playing Raft. :]

TickingTimeBomb: Any game I can break.

Darktopus: Stardew Valley. The little creature is my roommate.

SlayEraFish: subnautica <3

SpaceMan: Minecraft.

GoldenEarth: Any Zelda title really. Majora's Mask is probably my favorite.

ArsonistGod: i also choose zelda

ArsonistGod: fuckin love the gorons

LotusNessMonster: Doom.

SlayEraFish: what

FireLizard: animal crossing :]]]]

TickingTimeBomb: WHAT.

SpaceMan: That was a 1-2 combo what the hell.

ArsonistGod: dad got it for snap to play but straight up fell in love with it

FireLizard: i like the little creatures :]

LunarSea: Those all sound like great games! :]

LotusNessMonster: They're all enjoyable. :]

Darktopus: Somehow you're the one I expected to be a Doom player the most. You're too calm. That pent up rage has to go somewhere.

LotusNessMonster: It goes nowhere. I simply let it turn into fuel for a later time.

Darktopus: Wonderful. That's horrifying.

LotusNessMonster: 😊

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ArsonistGod: WHAT THE FUCK - 1 image attached -

LunarSea: Snowy...

ArsonistGod: WHY IS THERE SNOW HERE

FrostBite: Merry Christmas you son of a bitch.

ArsonistGod: ITS NOVEMBER

FireLizard: YO WHAT THE FUCK

FireLizard: actually this is kinda cool

FireLizard: literally

ArsonistGod: WHY ISNT IT MELTING WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO

FrostBite: Skill.

LunarSea: You should have fun! The snow is wonderful.

GoldenEarth: Damn, that's actually wild. Snow in the hottest place on earth. Who would've guessed.

FireLizard: wanna come over

GoldenEarth: Sure. Be there in a bit.

FireLizard: @LotusNessMonster CLEAR YOUR SCHEDULE WE GOT SNOW

LotusNessMonster: What.

ArsonistGod: - 1 image attached -

LotusNessMonster: What the fuck.

SlayEraFish: count me in babes

LightningStorm: ten minutes

ArsonistGod: @Whimdy :]]]]]

Whimdy: I know.

ArsonistGod: YALL SHE FROZE THE FUCKING LAVA

LightningStorm: HOW

FrostBite: S k i l l.

LotusNessMonster: I support that level of pettiness.

FireLizard: you coming or not

LotusNessMonster: Patience is a virtue, not a sin. It's okay to have it.

ArsonistGod: we put the little guy in a hat -1 image attached-

FireLizard: snap in the beanie :]

LunarSea: Oh my goodness they're so cute. :]]]]]

GoldenEarth: kms that precious little thing.

SwanLake02: whats going on

FrostBite: I froze over the dragons valley

FireLizard: i got bad flashbacks for a moment because of it but we all good now this shit actually really fun

SwanLake02: interesting

SwanLake02: fuck this im on my way

ArsonistGod: fuck do yall just not get snow

LightningStorm: im going to terrorize yall lmao

SlayEraFish: hehe snow throne - 1 image attached -

ArsonistGod: someone tell me why this mfer rolled up with a whole ass winter coat despite being our neighbor in the tropics - 1 image attached -

SwanLake02: sometimes hoes can get cold

GoldenEarth: THE FUCK DID YOU SAY

GoldenEarth: IT IS ON SIGHT YOU LITTLE EMO BIRD BITCH

SlayEraFish: the first snowball was thrown

LunarSea: It took longer than I anticipated.

SlayEraFish: IT WAS THE FUCKING WIND TWINK WHO THREW IT

LunarSea: THE WHAT.

SwanLake02: WHAT

LotusNessMonster: Pardon.

GoldenEarth: Oh, that's why she just got hit with like 20 snowballs.

FireLizard: FUCKING WIND TWINK IM SOBBING

Whimdy: No comment. She's gotta go.

FrostBite: Get her.

TickingTimeBomb: Y'all having fun handling cold balls?

FrostBite: Get professional help.

LunarSea: WHAT...?

SwanLake02: 😦

ArsonistGod: 😦

TickingTimeBomb: Why are you surprised.

ArsonistGod: SHUT UP

Darktopus: .

Darktopus: Fuck that noise.

TickingTimeBomb: Fuck your bitch.

Darktopus: Kys.

TickingTimeBomb: :3

Lycheehee: SHES CONVERTED :3

GoldenEarth: OH GOD NO

Treesus: Nice to see you all having fun. :]

SwanLake: Oh dear....

SpaceMan: I don't envy anyone in this hell.

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SwanLake02: improv ice skates - 1 image attached -

Darktopus: It just takes one crack and someone's getting burnt to a crisp.

SwanLake02: its fine most of us are probably fireproof

Darktopus: "Probably."

SlayEraFish: - 1 video attached -

MoonShine: You're not going to skate with them?

SlayEraFish: BITCH I DONT GOT LEGS

MoonShine: My bad...

SpaceMan: All offense, most of them suck.

MoonShine: Well, in the defense of the three dragons valley natives, they've probably never even seen snow.

LotusNessMonster: Aside from the temporary freezing over of the dragons valley.

MoonShine: Oh yeah, I remember that.

SlayEraFish: look at my bestie go - 1 video attached -

Darktopus: Damn. That's impressive.

Treesus: I hope I wouldn't be interrupting if I joined in on the fun.

SlayEraFish: go ahead grandpa

Treesus: :]

SlayEraFish: ngl we should just decorate you for christmas

SpaceMan: Lol yeah.

Treesus: Sounds fun!

Lycheehee: wtf they really got snow

Lycheehee: feeling a little silly :3

SlayEraFish: WHO THE FUCK THREW ANOTHER SNOWBALL WE JUST FINALLY CALMED DOWN

SlayEraFish: OH GOD OH FUCK THIS ESCALATED QUICKLY

SpaceMan: RELAY THE INFO WHAT'S HAPPENING.

SlayEraFish: - 1 video attached -

Darktopus: Holy shit that is madness.

SlayEraFish: hiding in some snow

SlayEraFish: i feel like a news reporter doing a story in a live natural disaster

MoonShine: At least they're having fun. :]

SlayEraFish: update theyve formed teams

SlayEraFish: holy shit the tree pulled up and just got dive bombed

Darktopus: WHAT.

LunarSea: HELP???

SlayEraFish: hes fine

SpaceMan: What I would give to watch this live but I'm currently busy rn so I can't.

SlayEraFish: rip

SwanLake02: ive also taken refuge

SwanLake02: sup assholes

LunarSea: Hi!! :]

MoonShine: Hey. :]

Darktopus: Fuck the greetings, what's happening out there.

SwanLake02: uhhhh teams dissolved very quick

SwanLake02: free for all once again

SwanLake02: no one is safe

SlayEraFish: minus the baby whos still playing on the ice with the pink lizard

FireLizard: IM RED YOU DIPSHIT

SlayEraFish: YOURE PINK

FireLizard: RED

SlayEraFish: PINK

FireLizard: FUCKING RED

SlayEraFish: SILENCE WHORE

FireLizard: WHAT

SlayEraFish: BOTTOMS DONT GET RIGHTS

FireLizard: W H A T

SlayEraFish: LIKE FATHER LIKE SON

FireLizard: WHAT THE FUCK WHERE ARE YOU BITCH

FrostBite: I feel proud of the problems I've caused.

Lycheehee: mecore

SlayEraFish: also mecore

FrostBite: I would like to sincerely apologize for my actions and lapse in judgement.

SlayEraFish: BYEEEEE IM BEING HUNTED DOWN BBGS - 1 image attached -

LunarSea: You did that to yourself...

SlayEraFish: SHUT YOUR ASS UP YOU USELESS LESBIAN

LunarSea: YOU'RE A USELESS LESBIAN TOO!

SlayEraFish: YOU FOOL I LIKE BOTH

LunarSea: Oh, that explains it.

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SwanLake02: most of us started getting cold so we set something on fire

SwanLake: Please tell me it wasn't Millennial Tree....

Treesus: I'm fine. There was only one attempt to use me as kindling, but our dear son put a stop to it.

Whimdy: 👍

SwanLake: Thank goodness...

LightningStorm: we vibing - 1 image attached -

Darktopus: What's going on right there. - 1 image attached -

SlayEraFish: fellas is it gay to cuddle your homies when youre cold

Darktopus: I thought hoes didn't get cold.

SlayEraFish: do not start i will track that crab city down and beat your ass

Darktopus: Fucking try it.

Darktopus: Anyways the answer is no.

LightningStorm: definitely not

GoldenEarth: Nope.

FireLizard: nuh uh

LotusNessMonster: No.

Whimdy: No.

SwanLake02: asking like the answer wasnt obvious

SpaceMan: Remember to wear socks.

ArsonistGod: no

SlayEraFish: well of course you wont

SlayEraFish: i dont have legs whats the solution for that

LotusNessMonster: I also do not have legs.

SpaceMan: Remember to say no homo.

SlayEraFish: no

LotusNessMonster: No.

SpaceMan: What the fuck guys you want the answer then don't do it.

SlayEraFish: was just curious :)

MoonShine: All homo. <3 - 1 image attached -

SlayEraFish: ew cringe wholesome love

MoonShine: Shut up please.

SwanLake: Please show more respect.

SlayEraFish: no :)

ArsonistGod: i love being made of fire - 1 image attached -

SwanLake: How sweet! You really are a good pick for my son.

Treesus: He really is. :]

ArsonistGod: thanks birdie

FireLizard: breathing fire is currently a slight curse cuz i can barely move thanks to these three jackasses being on me - 1 image attached -

Darktopus: That's four.

FireLizard: snap doesnt count as a jackass

Darktopus: Fair.

SpaceMan: Still crazy to think that's technically the hottest place on that planet. Is it really that cold?

FrostBite: Yes. I was very thorough.

FireLizard: when is this going away btw

FrostBite: Eventually.

FireLizard: THAT DOESNT HELP DAMNIT

FrostBite: Just enjoy it while you can.

LightningStorm: currently oddly peaceful

Treesus: I'm very afraid for things to immediately go off the rails again.

MoonShine: It'll be fine! :]

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TickingTimeBomb: Me rewatching a show knowing damn well what's gonna happen to everyone. - 1 image attached -

LotusNessMonster: One time I got Pitaya and Ananas hooked on a show where nearly everyone died. I still find the looks of horror on their faces as everyone started dropping like flies hilarious.

TickingTimeBomb: Oh that's evil. You have my respect.

GoldenEarth: BITCH.

LotusNessMonster: It was comical.

SwanLake: Hmm. I'm trying to figure out what to get you all, what with Christmas being only a month or so away.

FireLizard: WAIT ALREADY

FireLizard: HEY TIME LADY THE FUCK YOU DO WITH ALL THE TIME

TickingTimeBomb: I eated it.

Darktopus: I haven't even thought about the possibility of getting any of you anything.

FrostBite: Nearly all of you don't deserve anything from me.

TickingTimeBomb: Thanks Elsa!

FrostBite: I hope your death is slow and painful.

Darktopus: Technically all deaths are slow. The pain just varies. We all begin to deteriorate at some point. It's just unnoticeable for a while. Sometimes the process is sped up. Sometimes it's drawn out. I mean look at the dragons. They've lived longer than nearly all of us combined. Have they already started deteriorating?

FireLizard: HOLY EXISTENTIAL CRISIS SHUT THE FUCK UP CALIMARI

GoldenEarth: Well that hurts to think about. Kys.

Lycheehee: 😦

LotusNessMonster: Hooray. Existentialism. Exactly what I wanted to see on my bingo card.

GoldenEarth: What the fuck.

TickingTimeBomb: Congratulations, you've given all four lizards existential crisis.

Darktopus: You're welcome.

ArsonistGod: oh my god what the fuck is wrong with you

ArsonistGod: NOW IM TRIPPIN YOU ASSHOLE

Lycheehee: bro....

Lycheehee: head hurt

Lycheehee: ヘ⁠（⁠。⁠□⁠°⁠）⁠ヘ

ArsonistGod: HOW IN THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING THAT

Lycheehee: :3

LunarSea: Ah. Good morning to you too Abyss.

Treesus: A very insightful thought to have Abyss. I commend your wisdom.

Darktopus: Oh.

Darktopus: Thank you.

ArsonistGod: DONT PRAISE HIM

ArsonistGod: dad is actually tweakin wtf - 1 image attached -

SpaceMan: Yooo they were spitting with that.

SpaceMan: Sounds like something Stardust would say.

ArsonistGod: who

SpaceMan: Moonlight's older brother.

ArsonistGod: WHO

SpaceMan: Him. - 1 image attached -

ArsonistGod: oh yeah that guy

ArsonistGod: wait

ArsonistGod: if hes older than the moon lady then why tf aint he here????

ArsonistGod: @TickingTimeBomb

TickingTimeBomb: He doesn't qualify.

SpaceMan: What part of the criteria does he not meet?

TickingTimeBomb: Legally, I'm not allowed to give the actual answer because y'all would be getting way more existential crisis.

TickingTimeBomb: Unless you want more which then I'll gladly share.

ArsonistGod: no thanks

ArsonistGod: dad called emotional support

LotusNessMonster: The problem being that emotional support is more emotional than they are.

GoldenEarth: First of all, fuck you you poker faced bitch.

LotusNessMonster: :)

Lycheehee: lmao bitch

GoldenEarth: Are we doing this?

GoldenEarth: Is this the path we're going down.

GoldenEarth: Because I've got hiking shoes on and I'm more than ready to drag you across the rocks like the dead weight you are.

Lycheehee: TREESUS FUCK OKAY

Treesus: Hi. :]

Lycheehee: KYS

Treesus: Why don't you.

Lycheehee: 😦

GoldenEarth: WHAT.

LotusNessMonster: 😀

ArsonistGod: 😦

Treesus: All of you are pathetic.

Treesus: Except you Swan, please have a lovely day.

LotusNessMonster: Oh.

GoldenEarth: EW

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FireLizard: HELP

FireLizard: SON LOOKED AT VERY BRIGHT LIGHT AND CANNOT SEE

FireLizard: HOW TO FIX

FireLizard: @LotusNessMonster LOTTIEEEEEEEE

LotusNessMonster: How long has it been since he saw it? And what exactly did he see.

FireLizard: he got struck by lightning

LotusNessMonster: Oh.

Whimdy: WHAT.

FireLizard: CHILL HES ALIVE HES JUST WANDERING AROUND BLIND AS SHIT LIKE A DUMBASS

FireLizard: - 1 video attached -

LotusNessMonster: Unbelievable... Give me a minute, I'll be over soon.

FireLizard: his boyfriend got here first

LotusNessMonster: Well damn.

Lycheehee: was happenin

FireLizard: typical dumbass son stuff

LightningStorm: AYO HE ACTUALLY GOT HIT

LightningStorm: whoops

LightningStorm: threw one at him as a joke lmao

FireLizard: OKAY GET YOUR ASS OUTTA THE CLOUDS AND FIGHT ME NO ONE BEATS THE SHIT OUTTA MY SON BUT ME

Lycheehee: parent of the year :3

GoldenEarth: No, that's still me.

FireLizard: cant compete with them there

Whimdy: Stormbringer came down. They're fighting now.

Whimdy: @LotusNessMonster hurry up.

LotusNessMonster: Patience is a virtue child.

Lycheehee: AND JUDAS IS THE DEMON I CLING TO

SwanLake02: I CLING TO

Whimdy: SHUT UP.

SwanLake02: buzzkill

Lycheehee: 3:<

Lycheehee: yo whos winning

Whimdy: Too bright to tell.

MoonShine: Oh dear.

MoonShine: Is Fire okay?

LotusNessMonster: He'll be fine.

MoonShine: That's good.

LotusNessMonster: It is indeed very bright.

Whimdy: Sunglasses. - 1 image attached -

Lycheehee: THE DRIPPP

Whimdy: Never say that again.

LotusNessMonster: What he said.

GoldenEarth: I can see the fucking flashes from here what the fuck. - 1 video attached -

Lycheehee: I CAN SEE THEM FROM MY ISLAND TOO WTF YALL CHILL

LotusNessMonster: Not my problem. Came to make sure a stupid child was fine, stupid child was in fact okay.

MoonShine: At least the snow is all gone. I feel like the fight would be way different if it wasn't.

LotusNessMonster: You underestimate my associate.

Lycheehee: damn they get kicked from friend status

LotusNessMonster: Quite the talk from someone who doesn't even come close to that status.

Lycheehee: i dont wanna be friends with you anyway you smell like fish

GoldenEarth: Talking a lot of shit from someone who's living on an island next to mine.

LotusNessMonster: I can fight my own battles, but your willingness to fight on my behalf is touching.

GoldenEarth: I gotcha.

FireLizard: I WON

GoldenEarth: Good job.

LightningStorm: THAT BITCH DID NOT I JUST GOT DRAGGED BACK UP BY THE DEITIES

Whimdy: Lotus please come back.

LotusNessMonster: Oh God damnit. Pitaya will it kill you to stay in one piece for five minutes?

FireLizard: yee

GoldenEarth: The strength of a mountain, but the survival instincts of a small dog on crack.

ArsonistGod: sounds like dad

MoonShine: Are you okay?

ArsonistGod: shits fuzzy but i have a boyfriend that can proofread :]

MoonShine: That's nice. :]

Whimdy: 👍

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ArsonistGod: hurts less when i look at shit now

LightningStorm: i still don't apologize btw

ArsonistGod: stfu my dad beat you

LightningStorm: THEY DID NOT IT ENDED PREMATURELY

GoldenEarth: Just like Lychee's height.

Lycheehee: LEAVE ME ALONE

Lycheehee: I DIDNT EVEN DO ANYTHING THIS TIME

GoldenEarth: YOU DON'T NEED TO I STILL HATE YOU.

SwanLake: Therapy is an option.

GoldenEarth: Shutting the fuck up is an option.

LotusNessMonster: They don't like therapy. We tried. I personally find it wonderful.

FireLizard: ive got punchable things everywhere im set

SlayEraFish: sinking ships is so cathartic <3

Darktopus: You guys let out your emotions?

SwanLake: What is wrong with you people????

Whimdy: A lot mother. It's best you stop worrying for them.

SwanLake: That's not me and you know it son.

SwanLake02: theyll be fine

SwanLake02: no genocide is being committed so theyre all healthy enough

SwanLake: .

GoldenEarth: She gets it.

SwanLake: No she doesn't.

ArsonistGod: the baby is eepy - 1 image attached -

GoldenEarth: :]

LotusNessMonster: That's cute.

Lycheehee: little guy :3

LightningStorm: creature

SwanLake: Please don't change the subject.

ArsonistGod: sorry cant read that im still blindish

GoldenEarth: Yeah I'm also suddenly blind.

LightningStorm: i want empanadas

LotusNessMonster: What?

LightningStorm: empanadas

LunarSea: I want some too. :]

LightningStorm: be interesting and ill share some

LunarSea: What did I do to you...?

LightningStorm: be boring

Treesus: Would you all please respect each other for five minutes...?

LightningStorm: no

ArsonistGod: No.

LunarSea: I'm trying to. :(

MoonShine: My respect is slowly being drained. My sincerest apologies.

Whimdy: Of course father.

FrostBite: No.

Treesus: Alright. Time for group therapy. Son?

Whimdy: Of course.

GoldenEarth: Oh boy.

FireLizard: HE TOOK MY SON WTF

Whimdy: Come without a fight.

LunarSea: Just give Moonlight and I the location and we'll be there.

LightningStorm: i am not going

FrostBite: I'm also not going.

ArsonistGod: HELIME

Whimdy: You two are next.

TickingTimeBomb: Damn, y'all getting hunted frfr.

SlayEraFish: giggling

Darktopus: Have fun at therapy losers.

FrostBite: Says you.

SpaceMan: Sometimes I wish I lived in the same solar system as y'all.

SpaceMan: The shit y'all get up to.

TickingTimeBomb: We are a whimsical group of godly misfits. :]

SlayEraFish: were silly

FrostBite: Most of you need to be in prison.

Whimdy: I'm in your walls.

FrostBite: Gotta go.

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- TickingTimeBomb has added DreamCatcher to "gay on gay violence" -

Lycheehee: ayo who tf is that

MoonShine: Is that who I think it is?

DreamCatcher: Hi Moonlight!

MoonShine: Dreamweaver!!! Hi!!!!! :]

DreamCatcher: :]]]]]

Lycheehee: someone get me up to speed who dis

TickingTimeBomb: They qualify to be here, so they've joined the gang.

MoonShine: Just a quick warning, the people here are kinda....

LotusNessMonster: Batshit insane is the word you're looking for.

DreamCatcher: Oh... Oh well, I've seen some wild dreams, so I don't have too much fear.

SlayEraFish: who are you

DreamCatcher: A friend of Moonlight. :]

SlayEraFish: good enough

DreamCatcher: Who are you? :]

SlayEraFish: your local ship sinker

SlayEraFish: im just silly like that - 1 image attached -

DreamCatcher: Oh I know you! It's been a while since you've had a good dream, isn't it..? The tendrils on your dreams just can't seem to go away.

SlayEraFish: alright shut up i hate you now

DreamCatcher: Timekeeper, do you even sleep? :(

TickingTimeBomb: Lmao nope. Sleep is for the weak I've got shenanigans to cause 24/7.

SlayEraFish: and thats what i adore about you

Lycheehee: you two are disgusting

TickingTimeBomb: Mute button looks real cute rn.

FrostBite: Welcome to hell. You can't escape.

SlayEraFish: shes speaking from experience

DreamCatcher: I'll be fine!

DreamCatcher: Again, I've seen some very questionable dreams.

LotusNessMonster: Do you see everyone's dreams?

DreamCatcher: Most, yeah. I keep the nightmares away from cookies. :]

SlayEraFish: .

DreamCatcher: It's a little awkward. I only know three people here by names, the rest of you I don't recognize because of usernames. ;-;

Lycheehee: your use of silly :]s and :3s speaks to me

DreamCatcher: You seem silly too!! :]

TickingTimeBomb: If we were in a sitcom, Lotus would be giving the camera the most 1000 yard stare ever.

LotusNessMonster: Perhaps. It's a miracle the other two aren't on right now.

SlayEraFish: whats my bestie doin

LotusNessMonster: Do I look like their babysitter?

SlayEraFish: you may as well be since you have the braincell

LotusNessMonster: Neither of them are my problem.

LightningStorm: kms group therapy fucking sucks

DreamCatcher: Therapy?

MoonShine: Oh, all us elementals are stuck in therapy right now because of all the tension between some of us.

FrostBite: I'd rather be at home working on my duties.

DreamCatcher: Hmm... Frost Queen I'm guessing?

FrostBite: You're guessing correctly.

DreamCatcher: YIPPEE!! I hope the frost spirits are doing good! :]

FrostBite: They are.

DreamCatcher: Okay, so I've got Timekeeper, Moonlight, Pearl, and Frost Queen now. Who are the other three on right now?

TickingTimeBomb: Lizards.

DreamCatcher: Lizards?

LotusNessMonster: Dragons.

DreamCatcher: OHHHHHH. Hi! Nice to meet you! :]

Lycheehee: :3

LotusNessMonster: Hello.

LightningStorm: not a dragon but i split one down the middle

LotusNessMonster: We get it, stop bringing it up.

DreamCatcher: Stormbringer! Your dreams are always so lively. :]

LightningStorm: nice to meet ya dude

SwanLake02: whatd i miss whos that

DreamCatcher: Swan? As in Sugar Swan????

LightningStorm: yeah from hot topic

SwanLake02: PISS OFF

TickingTimeBomb: That's her doppelganger. She stays because she qualifies to be here.

DreamCatcher: I see. I don't think I've seen another Sugar Swan's dreams yet.

SwanLake02: you probably will eventually

FrostBite: The only reason this chat is being relatively normal is because they want your guard down.

LightningStorm: and because fire doesnt have his phone to cause problems

DreamCatcher: Fire Spirit? His dreams are quite a lot to unpack sometimes...

Lycheehee: okay spill what do all these guys dream about

LotusNessMonster: Don't listen to a word they say.

Lycheehee: :3

DreamCatcher: This is a fun group. :]

FrostBite: Oh just you wait.

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ArsonistGod: WE ARE SO BACK

DreamCatcher: Hi!! :]

ArsonistGod: WHO TF

FireLizard: another creature

DreamCatcher: This is me. :] - 1 image attached -

ArsonistGod: ANKLEBITER

GoldenEarth: ANOTHER ONE???

DreamCatcher: I don't bite ankles! Unless the ankles are nightmares then by all means, cronchity monch.

GoldenEarth: Can we seriously rewind? Who is this?

Treesus: Dreamweaver. :]

DreamCatcher: You're here too??? Hiii!!! :]

SlayEraFish: something something dream protector

GoldenEarth: I see.

Lycheehee: theyre cool :3

GoldenEarth: .

Lycheehee: COME ON DO NOT

Lycheehee: I DIDNT EVEN SAY ANYTHING BAD

GoldenEarth: I didn't say anything.

ArsonistGod: so they protect dreams

DreamCatcher: Yes!!

ArsonistGod: so like

ArsonistGod: does that mean they

DreamCatcher: Yes...

ArsonistGod: uh oh

Whimdy: What's uh oh.

DreamCatcher: I don't judge. Whatever makes people happy.

FireLizard: son

ArsonistGod: ITS NOT AS BAD AS THIS LITTLE SHIT IS MAKING IT OUT TO BE

SwanLake02: his dreams are just about my silly nephew

Whimdy: Stop talking like we're related.

SwanLake02: follow your dreams

LotusNessMonster: That would get me swiftly executed.

GoldenEarth: What?

LotusNessMonster: 🌚

FireLizard: THE FUCK IS THAT

LotusNessMonster: 🌝

LunarSea: Dreamweaver's here now?

DreamCatcher: Yep! :]

LunarSea: :]]]]

Darktopus: You chase away nightmares?

DreamCatcher: Correct!

Darktopus: Well you fucking suck at chasing away mine.

DreamCatcher: Oh... Who are you?

Darktopus: Abyss.

DreamCatcher: You're nowhere in the dream realm.

Darktopus: My fucking god.

Darktopus: Octopus.

SlayEraFish: when you gotta use your old name

SlayEraFish: MY ASS AINT WHITE PEARL ANYMORE BUDD GET WITH THE TIMES

TickingTimeBomb: No longer Cront.

FrostBite: No longer Frost Cookie.

ArsonistGod: i forgor my old name bro

WiltedLily: no longer white lily

SwanLake02: YIPPEE

- TickingTimeBomb has removed WiltedLily from "gay on gay violence" -

SwanLake02: WOW HOMOPHOBIC

DreamCatcher: Oh I have you. It's the same as the fish lady, they just keep coming no matter what I do.

SpaceMan: Interesting. The study of dreams was something I considered once. But I focused on technology more.

DreamCatcher: Oooo who are you??? :]

SpaceMan: You got a Xylitol in there?

DreamCatcher: Yeah! The only ones I don't have are the non cookies.

ArsonistGod: so my dad their fuckass friends and the midget

GoldenEarth: Listen here you little shit.

LotusNessMonster: .

Lycheehee: EVERY FUCKING TIME YOU CANT BE ANY LESS CREATIVE

Darktopus: Y'all ever have negative emotions so intense you just start fucking hurting?

SpaceMan: You good?

Darktopus: N o.

LotusNessMonster: Hello. Local psychology enjoyer. To make it short: when you feel emotions that negative, your brain assumes that you have to have been hurt somewhere. But it can't deduce where, so it decides to just make things start hurting.

Darktopus: Okay, got it. I fucking hate this how to turn it off.

SlayEraFish: i would also like to turn it off.

GoldenEarth: Off button. Now.

FireLizard: dude????

SwanLake02: come on fucker drop the instructions on how to fix it

TickingTimeBomb: Just go insane bro.

ArsonistGod: fuck corporealism

ArsonistGod: im returning to orb

TickingTimeBomb: Fuck the laws of reality.

ArsonistGod: i mean if you insist

- TickingTimeBomb has muted ArsonistGod -

LotusNessMonster: Been a while since I've seen that notification.

DreamCatcher: Oh, I see.

FrostBite: That always makes my day better.

Whimdy: .

FrostBite: Shut up.

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FirstLight: Look at how the moon is shining tonight! :] - 1 image attached -

LostFire: i only like nights without the moon

GalacticDance: you all should witness my dance

Lycheehee: hey wait what

Lycheehee: the fuck is goin on aint yalls users something different

Zephyr: Life is beautiful in all its elements.

Lycheehee: HELLO???

StoppedClock: What's the point in the beauty of things when it'll just reach a painful end?

TheDivineSea: Don't say such things. Take the ocean for example. Vast and glorious.

ShiningPearl: Oh yes! My sisters and I love it here so much! The waters are so clear and beautiful! - 1 image attached -

Lycheehee: ???????

Lycheehee: ARENT YOU EMO?????

Lycheehee: WHAT IS GOING ON

TheDivineSea: Oh how beautiful! This is my city! My friends are down in the bottom left. - 1 image attached -

ShiningPearl: :]]]]

Lycheehee: WHY ARE NEITHER OF YOU EMO

CalamityIsHere: There's no point. That beauty will be gone by the time I'm done with it.

GeneralOfTheFlowers: Knock it off.

BlindingFire: you sure we cant like

BlindingFire: get a retractable leash or something

GeneralOfTheFlowers: I'll throw one on you if you keep suggesting that.

BlindingFire: THE FUCK AT LEAST IM NOT BATSHIT INSANE

CalamityIsHere: :)

Lycheehee: HEY JACKASSES WHATS HAPPENING

StoppedClock: There's no point in destroying things when they're already set to that path regardless of the path.

CalamityIsHere: No reason why we can't speed that process up.

GeneralOfTheFlowers: Here we go again. Shut up.

ButterflyDance: There isn't need to despair and destroy. I'll gladly give myself to fix such damages.

Zephyr: You're too kind, father.

Lycheehee: okay now i know who you fucks are at least

Lycheehee: got a pretty good hunch of the three dumbasses

Lycheehee: BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ALL ACTING LIKE THIS

Lycheehee: AND WHATS WITH THE USERNAMES CAN ONE OF YOU FUCKING ANSWER ME

InTheDepths: The light can't reach me regardless... There's no reason to go on.

TheDivineSea: Don't despair! Light can reach anywhere if there's a beacon to guide it!

CalamityIsHere: Shut the fuck up with that.

FirstLight: Please don't despair. I'm sure you'll be able to find the light again.

InTheDepths: I have doubts about that, but thank you....

DreamWanderer: Try and rest. Maybe you'll dream a beautiful dream tonight.

Lycheehee: CAN ANYONE FUCKING RESPOND TO ME

GalacticAdmiral: On another expedition. - 1 image attached -

Lycheehee: AT LEAST YOU STILL SEEM NORMAL

FirstLight: Such a wide and vast galaxy we live in.

ShiningPearl: Woahhhhh so pretty!! :]

StoppedClock: I suppose it is nice, if even for a single fleeting moment.

RoyalSugars: Life and nature. All of it is beautiful.

Lycheehee: normal.... as normal as this lady can be

Lycheehee: THE FUCK IS GOING ON

FrostBite: Hell if I know.

Lycheehee: YOURE NORMAL TOO???

FrostBite: I've been watching. They're all even more delusional than before.

Lycheehee: why are we the only normal ones

FrostBite: You're far from normal. Don't act as if we're on the same level.

Lycheehee: ;-;

HurricaneStormbringer: i bet i could flatten all of yall in a fight

BlindingFire: ill take that bet

CalamityIsHere: At it again. <3

BlindingFire: oh no

GeneralOfTheFlowers: Why weren't you watching them.

BlindingFire: YOU SAID IT YOURSELF I HAVE THE ATTENTION SPAN OF A WITHERED LEAF SHUT THE FUCK UP

HurricaneStormbringer: whats going on

Lycheehee: thats what we wanna know

GalacticDance: WHO THE FUCK IS RUINING THE LAKE

Zephyr: I've got a very educated guess.

BlindingFire: okay look

GeneralOfTheFlowers: Don't kill them or there will be retaliation.

Zephyr: Get them under control then.

ButterflyDance: Such a poor soul...

ShiningPearl: :(

CalamityIsHere: :)

DreamWanderer: Good luck you three!

LostFire: does such a thing even exist

FrostBite: I still tolerate this Fire Spirit over the regular one.

Lycheehee: THATS WHO THAT ONE WAS

Lycheehee: this is gonna give me a headache

Lycheehee: WHY IS THE EMO SEAFOOD BUFFET NO LONGER EMO

Lycheehee: WHY THE FUCK ARE JACKASSES BEST FRIEND AND SON EMO

FrostBite: Sea Fairy is too.

Lycheehee: WHICH ONE IS SHE

FrostBite: This is such a clusterfuck.

Lycheehee: i can only agree with you

GalacticAdmiral: You guys will be fine.

Lycheehee: i dont even know if he was talking to us or not

FrostBite: Never assume it's directed to you. For some reason they can't see anything we send.

Lycheehee: oh fucking lovely

Lycheehee: i need a fucking cheese stick

FrostBite: For once I'm fine relating to you.

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Lycheehee: lets see is it fixed

FrostBite: No. It is very much not.

GalacticDance: you guys are STILL at it

ButterflyDance: They are quite stubborn...

LostFire: wouldnt it be easiest to just get rid of them

BlindingFire: I THINK THE FUCK NOT SON

BlindingFire: god when will this phase of yours be over

ShiningPearl: We're painting our nails together!! :] - 1 image attached -

GalacticAdmiral: I'm not gonna even try to figure out the logistics on how that works.

StoppedClock: It's a nice color.

ShiningPearl: Thank you! :]

InTheDepths: Looks like the moon.

InTheDepths: I think.

InTheDepths: I've forgotten.

FirstLight: Let me send you a picture! :]

InTheDepths: It's not the same as real life....

Lycheehee: so everyone is either really preppy or really fucking emo

FrostBite: Yep.

FrostBite: Insanity and despair on one end, really positive on the other end. And Lotus and Wind Archer stay in the middle ground.

FirstLight: Oh, I see...

FrostBite: For some, they're still mostly their normal selves.

TheDivineSea: It'll be okay! Just try to hold your head high!

Lycheehee: tree and the birdies

FrostBite: Correct.

InTheDepths: No.

GeneralOfTheFlowers: Situation has been dealt with.

BlindingFire: we got em - 1 image attached -

ShiningPearl: They don't look all that happy....

Lycheehee: holy shit what the fuck is with them

Lycheehee: THEIR ASS RAIDED A HOT TOPIC FOR EVERYTHING IT HAD TF

FrostBite: Oh, just you wait.

HurricaneStormbringer: surfin - 1 image attached -

GalacticDance: looks fun

RoyalSugars: Is that safe?

HurricaneStormbringer: yes

BlindingFire: found my weekend plans

GeneralOfTheFlowers: I am now getting two retractable leashes.

Lycheehee: GIGGLING

DreamWanderer: I'm eepy.

DreamWanderer: Eepy and need to sleepy.

FirstLight: We should meet up in the dream realm! :]

ButterflyDance: Mind if I attend as well?

FirstLight: Of course!

Lycheehee: so how do we fix this

FrostBite: Hell if I know.

Zephyr: Have a good rest father.

ButterflyDance: Thank you, my son.

CalamityIsHere: You should sleep forever. :)

Zephyr: @GeneralOfTheFlowers @BlindingFire You two better have that creature out of the dessert paradise in the next five minutes or I'm coming for their head.

GeneralOfTheFlowers: They don't speak for us.

GeneralOfTheFlowers: And we're not apologizing on their behalf.

Lycheehee: this is actually kinda silly

Lycheehee: wish id get responses though 3:

FrostBite: No one listened to you even when this chat was normal.

Lycheehee: WOW RUDE

Lycheehee: how dare 3:<

FrostBite: Why are you surprised. I'm right.

ShiningPearl: @HurricaneStormbringer should you be doing that...?

HurricaneStormbringer: its fine

InTheDepths: Until you fall in. How far would you sink I wonder?

HurricaneStormbringer: emo ass bitch

HurricaneStormbringer: I CARVE MY OWN PATH

HurricaneStormbringer: COWABUNGA IT IS

StoppedClock: Why are you quoting something so meaningless?

HurricaneStormbringer: dude stfu

HurricaneStormbringer: its like im the only one who still has any normal fun in here

StoppedClock: Surfing in hurricane weather is not normal.

HurricaneStormbringer: AT LEAST IM NOT TRYING TO END THE FUCKING WORLD LIKE THE MCR STAN LIZARD

CalamityIsHere: In my defense, it's satisfying.

HurricaneStormbringer: someone take that phone away from them

Lycheehee: they done lost their marbles

FrostBite: Something you have in common.

Lycheehee: STOPPPPP

FrostBite: No.

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TickingTimeBomb: Y'ALL GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS

LotusNessMonster: Here we go.

TickingTimeBomb: I DON'T WANT A LOT FOR CHRISTMAS.

ArsonistGod: THERE IS JUST ONE THING I NEED

TickingTimeBomb: Y'ALL CAN'T THROW FITS OVER IT ANYMORE.

GoldenEarth: No one was throwing fits over it but okay.

ArsonistGod: @FrostBite hey elsa its your time to shine

Whimdy: Stop pestering her.

ArsonistGod: :(

SwanLake: It's that time of year again isn't it! :]

Treesus: When are we decorating me again?

TickingTimeBomb: I mean I've got all the time in the world so any date works for me.

SpaceMan: I'll be free this weekend.

DreamCatcher: Decorating the tree? Count me in!

LightningStorm: love how on board he is with this

Treesus: It sounds fun. And I enjoy when we're all together in one place to enjoy ourselves.

GoldenEarth: So long as the rat bastard dragon isn't there.

FireLizard: which one theres two

GoldenEarth: Both not being there would be appreciated.

Treesus: Come now....

ArsonistGod: 🌚

FireLizard: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH YOU LITTLE SHIT

GoldenEarth: What?

GoldenEarth: OH.

GoldenEarth: KYS. NOW.

ArsonistGod: :)

Treesus: I don't understand.

Whimdy: You're on thin ice.

ArsonistGod: im so totally sorry

LotusNessMonster: This chat.... Pitaya, fix whatever's wrong with your son.

FireLizard: cant man

GoldenEarth: They've got the same amount of brain damage. They can't.

TickingTimeBomb: I CAN'T FIX YOUUUUUU

LightningStorm: dont know that one

TickingTimeBomb: Uncultured little shit.

SlayEraFish: just sunk a ship with a bunch of christmas decorations in it

SwanLake02: slayyyy

SwanLake: No....

GoldenEarth: Are they cool?

SlayEraFish: very - 1 image attached -

Darktopus: We're decorating Wandercrab rn. - 1 image attached -

LunarSea: How lovely!

FireLizard: send help holly keeps spamming me with invites to christmas parties

GoldenEarth: The month just started????

FireLizard: I KNOW

MoonShine: Well, at least she's having fun. :]

ArsonistGod: hey @FrostBite elsaaaaaaa were discussing your probably favorite holiday

Whimdy: What did I say.

ArsonistGod: she wouldve told me to kms by now

ArsonistGod: MY POOKIE IS NOWHERE TO BE SEEN

GoldenEarth: Stop using that word.

Whimdy: Her lack of response is strange.

SlayEraFish: youre reading into it too much she just doesnt wanna talk to you and your annoying yee yee ass haircut campfire ground built ass

ArsonistGod: SLANDER

SpaceMan: It's not slander if she's right.

ArsonistGod: HEY

FireLizard: @LotusNessMonster hey lottie play mariah carey

LotusNessMonster: How about I come over there and beat you to death with a mandolin?

FireLizard: :[

SwanLake02: got pie

SlayEraFish: share

SwanLake02: no

SlayEraFish: fake

Treesus: Look at you all getting along. :]

SwanLake: ...

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Lycheehee: so like

Lycheehee: theyve had to have noticed at least one of us right now

FrostBite: I guarantee they've noticed. They just don't care. Especially not about you.

Lycheehee: treesus fuck can you quit it

Lycheehee: i get it damn it

Lycheehee: i get you fuckin hate me but can we at least try to figure out what the fuck is going on without you being an asshole

FrostBite: No promises.

Lycheehee: 3:<

Lycheehee: its oddly quiet

Lycheehee: feels weird that no one from this bizzaro chat is on

FrostBite: It's odd, but it's a lack of irritating clowns, so I'm going to take it as a win.

GalacticAdmiral: Okay you two.

Lycheehee: WHAT

FrostBite: You can see our messages?

GalacticAdmiral: Yeah. What's up.

Lycheehee: why the fuck didnt you say so sooner

GalacticAdmiral: And look fucking insane? Good one buddy.

FrostBite: You'll look insane regardless the moment someone else comes online.

GalacticAdmiral: Yeah I'm aware. But what has you two acting like that?

Lycheehee: well for starters that yellow bastard suddenly looks like they raided a hot topic

FrostBite: Our group chat has been switched. How and why? I'm not sure but I'm going to blame Timekeeper.

GalacticAdmiral: A different Timekeeper right?

FrostBite: No, obviously the one that reels of apathy.

GalacticAdmiral: I get it, I get it.

Lycheehee: youre taking this well

GalacticAdmiral: Yeah well I've only been watching you two argue over how this happened for the past three days.

Lycheehee: lol

FrostBite: So how do we fix it.

GalacticAdmiral: Maybe visit someone that's also in whatever chat you're supposed to be in. Unless you got sent to this universe, then you're probably in trouble.

FrostBite: Leave it to me. I'll go get Stormbringer.

Lycheehee: id go to one of the other dragons if the three of them werent attached at the hip mentally and fuckin hated me

GalacticAdmiral: That still holds true here btw.

Lycheehee: im not surprised

FrostBite: Stormbringer isn't home. Go harass one of the other dragons.

Lycheehee: man

Lycheehee: i wonder what theyre doing right now

FrostBite: Something stupid most likely.

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LotusNessMonster: And I now present, Sandstorm. - 1 video attached -

FireLizard: oh so youll play sandstorm but not mariah???? wow lottie

GoldenEarth: One was with free will.

FireLizard: they had free will

GoldenEarth: No, they didn't.

FireLizard: come on nanas you usually agree with me on this

GoldenEarth: Do not start.

FireLizard: you guys suck

SlayEraFish: suck who

GoldenEarth: ALRIGHT YOU.

SlayEraFish: 🌚🌝

SwanLake: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.

ArsonistGod: crying

SlayEraFish: slurping your tears through a bendy straw

TickingTimeBomb: That's so real.

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FrostBite: What the fuck. Am I back?

ArsonistGod: ELSA

FrostBite: Nevermind I want to go back to the other chat.

TickingTimeBomb: What other chat.

FrostBite: Like you didn't do it.

TickingTimeBomb: Not a clue what you're talking about man.

ArsonistGod: ????

FrostBite: The tiny dragon and I somehow ended up in a group chat with weird versions of everyone.

FireLizard: woa fr?

FrostBite: I took screenshots. - 8 images attached -

GoldenEarth: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ME. - 1 image attached -

FrostBite: Yes.

SlayEraFish: .....

Darktopus: We don't talk about Pearl and I.

ArsonistGod: damn

FireLizard: YOOOOOO I LOOK SICK

GoldenEarth: Good for you.

FireLizard: come on the silver hair looks cool :]

GoldenEarth: That's not what I'm focused on, but thank you.

ArsonistGod: which one is me

FrostBite: - 1 image attached -

ArsonistGod: what

LotusNessMonster: Lol

FrostBite: You were the same.

LotusNessMonster: Yes, I can see.

LightningStorm: surfing in a hurricane?

LightningStorm: weekend plans found

LunarSea: No....

MoonShine: Please do not.

SlayEraFish: do it you wont

LightningStorm: 🌝

TickingTimeBomb: Damn I got a little silly over there huh.

ArsonistGod: still a simp for the fish tho

- TickingTimeBomb has muted ArsonistGod -

FrostBite: Happy to be back.

GoldenEarth: So is Lychee still stuck there?

FrostBite: Given their lack of response, probably.

GoldenEarth: YIPPEE

LunarSea: One day....

DreamCatcher: Woa, that's crazy.

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Lycheehee: i hate it here

LostFire: so fucking tired

DreamWanderer: then sleep

LostFire: no

BlindingFire: when will you get out of this insufferable phase

LostFire: its not a phase dad i fucking burnt out

BlindingFire: oh

GeneralOfTheFlowers: And the parent of the year award goes to....

GalacticAdmiral: Dude, seriously?

BlindingFire: shut up

FinalFrost: Are you all seriously at it again?

Lycheehee: DONT TELL ME

GalacticAdmiral: Yep.

Lycheehee: IM ON MY FUCKING OWN GOD DAMNIT

GalacticAdmiral: It'll be fine.

FinalFrost: Will it?

Lycheehee: NOOOOOOOOOO

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CalamityIsHere: Just killed a man. <3

GalacticDance: put a gun against his head

BlindingFire: pulled my trigger now hes dead

GalacticAdmiral: Did they actually???

Lycheehee: some things dont change

GalacticDance: mamaaaaaa

CalamityIsHere: No I actually killed a man. - 1 image attached -

BlindingFire: OH GOD

GalacticDance: 😦

Lycheehee: .

GalacticAdmiral: Why would you ever not take them seriously when they say they killed somebody. THEY ARE ACTUALLY MURDEROUS Y'ALL.

BlindingFire: @GeneralOfTheFlowers lottieeeee nanas is at it again

GeneralOfTheFlowers: .....

InTheDepths: Nice selfie....

CalamityIsHere: Thank you.

StoppedClock: He was gonna die anyway.

FinalFrost: Good job keeping them in check.

Lycheehee: why are they like this anyway space man

GalacticAdmiral: Losing everything just does that to a person I guess.

Lycheehee: oh damn

Lycheehee: f to pay respects

InTheDepths: I know how that goes...

LostFire: same

StoppedClock: Real.

TheDivineSea: Jeez y'all....

HurricaneStormbringer: BRO WHAT

HurricaneStormbringer: WHY ARE YOU TAKING A SELFIE WITH THE GUY YOU KILLED

CalamityIsHere: It was funny.

ShiningPearl: Nothing about that is funny!

Lycheehee: she is by far the worst offender of giving me whiplash

Lycheehee: rip black pearl you woulda fuckin loved this version of ananas

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GoldenEarth: Why. - 1 image attached -

Whimdy: You're still hung up over that?

GoldenEarth: YES. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK HAPPENED TO ME.

GoldenEarth: LOOK AT THEM. MY FRIENDS ARE PERFECTLY FINE. THEY LOOK GREAT. HEALTHIEST PITAYA'S LOOKED IN YEARS. - 2 images attached -

FireLizard: thank you :]

LotusNessMonster: Thank you.

GoldenEarth: NOW LOOK AT ME - 1 image attached -

LotusNessMonster: You look fine.

GoldenEarth: I LOOK AND APPARENTLY ACT DERANGED.

GoldenEarth: NOTHING ABOUT THAT IS FINE.

FireLizard; you still look badass

GoldenEarth: That isn't the point.

FrostBite: I never got to figure out what happened to you. You just lost it.

FrostBite: Maybe Lychee will come back knowing.

GoldenEarth: I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT FROM THAT LITTLE SHIT.

GoldenEarth: Fuck this I'm gonna go find a mountain to topple.

SlayEraFish: wanna sink boats?

GoldenEarth: Won't be enough at the moment.

DreamCatcher: So you can bring down mountains? That's pretty cool.

FireLizard: im gonna claw my fucking hands off theyre so dry and itchy

FireLizard: scrating isnt enough at this point im boutta dip em in lava

LotusNessMonster: DO NOT.

SlayEraFish: take a page out of preppier yous book and get a retractable leash

LotusNessMonster: I'm genuinely considering it.

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Treesus: My son. :] - 1 video attached -

ArsonistGod: Millennial Tree cookie. Please forgive me.

Treesus: What are you apologizing for?

SpaceMan: Oh boy.

FireLizard: dont make me get the stick

SpaceMan: The stick?

FireLizard: - 1 image attached -

LotusNessMonster: That's a metal bar.

FireLizard: stick

GoldenEarth: Oh he'll be sticky alright.

FireLizard: NANAS WHAT

LotusNessMonster: Stop hanging out with that fish.

SlayEraFish: bestie beat me to it

SwanLake02: BYEEEEEEE

FireLizard: I EXPECT THIS SHIT FROM THE FISH WOMAN

FireLizard: NOT YOU

GoldenEarth: I saw a chance and took it. See usually I'd wait for Pearl to do it.

SlayEraFish: theyre losing their mind

SlayEraFish: they saw themselves as an mcr stan from another world and i guarantee thats what theyve fixated over this whole time

LotusNessMonster: You're oddly perceptive.

SlayEraFish: only when its convenient

LunarSea: Woah there.

DreamCatcher: Giggling.

TickingTimeBomb: This is going in the pile.

LunarSea: Pile of what?

TickingTimeBomb: I have a folder that's just full of screenshots of the demented shit said in here.

LunarSea: Of course you do....

ArsonistGod:

SlayEraFish: hey easy bake oven

ArsonistGod: WHAT

FireLizard: EASY BAKE OVEN

SlayEraFish: hey look at this - 1 video attached -

ArsonistGod: WHAT

GoldenEarth: OKAY THAT'S ENOUGH.

LunarSea: ....

FireLizard: WHAT THE FUCK

LotusNessMonster: Can I go blind?

SwanLake02: OH GREAT HEAVENS

DreamCatcher: HUH????

TickingTimeBomb: INTO THE FOLDER IT GOES

Lycheehee: IM BACK BITCHES

Lycheehee: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

GoldenEarth: GO BACK.

FrostBite: Let me out.

TickingTimeBomb: Good god.

FrostBite: Mute her. Immediately.

TickingTimeBomb: No. :)

LotusNessMonster: Why.

TickingTimeBomb: Girlfriend privilege.

Whimdy: Oh.

Whimdy: Can we switch subjects please.

FrostBite: Welcome back Lychee.

GoldenEarth: Can the subject be anything else.

Lycheehee: 3:

Lycheehee: dude your mcr alter ego killed a man

GoldenEarth: SHUT UP.

Lycheehee: - 1 image attached -

SlayEraFish: BYE THE SELFIE

SlayEraFish: so real tho

Lycheehee: knew it

LunarSea: That's not...

LightningStorm: GIGGLING

FireLizard: oh boy

Lycheehee: they were gotten under control temporarily - 1 image attached -

SlayEraFish: damn

FireLizard: i know we all look cool

Lycheehee: stuck in your pre emo era over there sushi

SlayEraFish: how about you stop talking you little shit

Lycheehee: no :3

LunarSea: Welcome back Lychee. :]

Lycheehee: :3

GoldenEarth: Stop it.

ArsonistGod: you seriously need to cool it

FrostBite: Do not.

ArsonistGod: man - 1 image attached -

Treesus: Pearl, was the video you sent a cry for help?

Lycheehee: GIGGLING

SlayEraFish: WHAT

LotusNessMonster: I honestly want to know the circumstances that led you to getting your hands on something that cursed.

SlayEraFish: the first mistake god made was giving me a smartphone

SlayEraFish: i will make him regret it

FrostBite: We're all gods idiot.

SlayEraFish: shut up

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ArsonistGod: anyone else like breaking the tabs off soda cans

Lycheehee: yee

SwanLake02: yeah

FireLizard: tasty snack

ArsonistGod: DAD WHAT

SwanLake02: @LotusNessMonster theyre fucking doing it again

LotusNessMonster: What do you want me to do.

GoldenEarth: Check your fucking walls.

SwanLake02: i cant tell who theyre directing that at

ArsonistGod: that would be us

ArsonistGod: dad just got jumped

SwanLake02: WORLDSTAR

TickingTimeBomb: It's been on my mind.

TickingTimeBomb: Yo midget.

Lycheehee: kys

TickingTimeBomb: How tf did you get back here?

TickingTimeBomb: And how did Elsa get back here.

StoppedClock: You're welcome.

TickingTimeBomb: WHAT.

Lycheehee: sup emo time lady

TickingTimeBomb:

StoppedClock: K bye.

TickingTimeBomb: PLEASE ELABORATE.

TickingTimeBomb: WHO ARE YOU GET BACK HERE.

LotusNessMonster: And that's the second existential crisis haver this week.

Whimdy: We're decorating our father this weekend. Be there.

LotusNessMonster: I will.

ArsonistGod: dad and their pal said yeah

SwanLake02: are they still at it

ArsonistGod: yes

LotusNessMonster: Wonderful.

LightningStorm: WE DECORATING THE TREE

LightningStorm: LETS GO

FrostBite: I don't have plans.

SpaceMan: I can make some time.

TickingTimeBomb: always got time

ArsonistGod: the woman was too stunned to speak

TickingTimeBomb: shut up your mouth

FrostBite: Oh boy.

Whimdy: She's fine.

DreamCatcher: Sounds fine to me! I'd love to meet you guys in person! :]

Lycheehee: ill go

LunarSea: Moonlight and I will be there as well. :]

MoonShine: :]

SwanLake: :]

ArsonistGod: yall its getting a little outta hand - 1 video attached -

LotusNessMonster: I'm not getting involved in that.

SlayEraFish: the girls are fighting

SwanLake02: yet again

StoppedClock: One will probably die soon anyway. It won't change.

TickingTimeBomb: GO AWAY.

TickingTimeBomb: Let me remove you.

StoppedClock: I'll leave when I feel like it. This hasn't changed much. Still full of insane gay people.

FrostBite: Some things never change.

Lycheehee: kinda impossible

Lycheehee: i mean just try to imagine a world where anyone in here is straight

ArsonistGod: cant man

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ArsonistGod: that moment when my little sibling somehow manages to walk on the ceiling - 1 image attached -

GoldenEarth: @FireLizard PITAYA IF YOUR ASS ISN'T HOME STOPPING THEM BEFORE THEY'RE HURT SO FUCKING HELP ME IT WILL BE A REPEAT OF YESTERDAY.

FireLizard: FUCKING COOL IT I AM GETTING THEM DOWN NOW

LightningStorm: and here we have yet another argument between an actually responsible parent and the equivalent of a wine aunt while babysitting

ArsonistGod: nah id wager dads more of a cool crack addict uncle thats always in and out of jail

ArsonistGod: its probably flower lizard whod be the wine aunt parent if they had any kids

LotusNessMonster: That's okay. I can be the wine aunt in spirit.

Whimdy: My parents are great.

LightningStorm: your parents are hippies both simping for a genocidal maniac

Lycheehee: i mean they do have two hands

GoldenEarth: Don't tempt me I WILL hunt them down and remedy that.

ArsonistGod: if i had a kid id probably be just like dad

GoldenEarth: Oh no.

ArsonistGod: FUCK OFF DADS A GREAT PARENT

LotusNessMonster: I beg to differ.

ArsonistGod: then beg

LotusNessMonster: Excuse me.

ArsonistGod: i accidentally made dad cry

GoldenEarth: I know how that goes.

DreamCatcher: Awww! Kids are the best! They always have the sweetest and most creative dreams! :]]]]

LightningStorm: i wouldnt say the deities are my kids

LightningStorm: were more like a tight knit group

LightningStorm: a gang

LightningStorm: cant forget this beauty too - 1 image attached -

GoldenEarth: Shut upppp.

Lycheehee: NO ONE CARES

LightningStorm: NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU I GOT THREE BEST FRIENDS AND A PARTNER GO FUCK YOURSELF

SwanLake: Every time I think this chat is finally having a nice conversation....

FrostBite: Stop expecting anything different.

Darktopus: I mean it was fine until Storm sent the image so like....

FrostBite: The frost spirits can be considered my children since I watch over them.

Darktopus: There are a few kids in Wandercrab that sometimes come by to say hi to me and my partner.

LunarSea: @SlayEraFish there used to be little mercookies in your old home, correct?

SlayEraFish: FUCKING KYS

LunarSea: :(

MoonShine: There isn't really anyone I could consider a child of mine. Except for this one cookie who's training to become a wizard.

SwanLake02: ive got my silly little nephew!!

Whimdy: Stop.

Whimdy: I am not your nephew.

SwanLake02: be nice to your aunt

Whimdy: No.

SwanLake: Son, please be nice to her. And please stop provoking him Black Swan.

SwanLake02: but its funny

SwanLake: .....

Treesus: I consider many things my children. From my son, to the nature all around the world.

LightningStorm: lmao hippie

Treesus: :]

Whimdy: You don't have to take this father.

Treesus: Don't fret my son. It really doesn't offend me at all.

Whimdy: If you say so....

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Treesus: Apologies everyone, but I was reached out to and told that some individuals can't attend decorating today. I hope it wouldn't be too much trouble to postpone for another time.

LightningStorm: seriously????

LightningStorm: alright which idiots got busy

Treesus: Please show respect. It is a genuinely serious matter.

LightningStorm: oh shit mb

Treesus: It's alright child. You weren't aware.

LightningStorm: im a grown woman thats hundreds of years old

TickingTimeBomb: That twink is nearly as old as the dragons.

LightningStorm: THAT WHAT

Whimdy: THE WHAT.

SpaceMan: Damn, old old.

SpaceMan: Who cancelled anyway?

LotusNessMonster: Our bad. There's been a complication.

Darktopus: Why is it almost always you three.

LotusNessMonster: Funny enough, that's not the first time we've been asked that.

SwanLake02: love how they immediately knew that it had to be all three

Darktopus: They run in a pack. Usually when one's around the other two aren't too far behind. Fuckers are like a hive mind at this rate.

Darktopus: I call them the asshole trio.

SwanLake02: fitting name

LotusNessMonster: I wouldn't say we're that close. Maybe the other two are, they've got better synergy with each other. But if there were to be a hive mind between us, I'd want out since it's the both of them.

Darktopus: Fair.

TickingTimeBomb: WE'RE IN THIS PACK FOR LIFE

Darktopus: NO.

SwanLake02: BAHAHAHA

ArsonistGod: im not partaking in this one wtf

TickingTimeBomb: Silly. :3

Lycheehee: :3

ArsonistGod: oh god you summoned it

Lycheehee: I AM NOT AN IT

ArsonistGod: yeah

ArsonistGod: pennywise looks better anyway

Lycheehee: ヘ⁠（⁠。⁠□⁠°⁠）⁠ヘ

ArsonistGod: seriously how the fuck do you do that

TickingTimeBomb: No one tell him.

SpaceMan: There were no plans to.

ArsonistGod: ASSHOLES

MoonShine: Me and my brother. :] - 1 image attached -

Lycheehee: nice nails

MoonShine: Thank you. :]

SpaceMan: I GOTTA MAKE A CALL.

MoonShine: Kiss kiss call your love. :]

SlayEraFish: kiss kiss shut the fuck up

MoonShine: If only you would....

ArsonistGod: hey flower what was the complication anyway

LotusNessMonster: I have a name.

ArsonistGod: yeah so do i youre not special

ArsonistGod: now whats goin on with my dad and you clowns now whats the complication

LotusNessMonster: The complication doesn't want us to talk about it.

ArsonistGod: ah

DreamCatcher: Aw, not today? :(

DreamCatcher: That's okay though! :]

Lycheehee: :3

DreamCatcher: :3

LightningStorm: god no theyre both cringe

DreamCatcher: I will start describing what you dream about to everyone.

LightningStorm: okay damn cool it

Lycheehee: itd be really funny if you said it anyway

Darktopus: I feel like that violates whatever unspoken rules watching over dreams would have. Like patient/doctor confidentiality.

DreamCatcher: Correct!

Lycheehee: aw man

Lycheehee: worth a shot ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

DreamCatcher: ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

ArsonistGod: OH COME ON

ArsonistGod: I WANNA SEND THOSE STUPID THINGS TOO

Lycheehee: no :3

Lycheehee: suffer in ignorance

ArsonistGod: stfu i dont have to take this from whatever creature you are

Lycheehee: IM A DRAGON

ArsonistGod: YOURE BUILT LIKE A TINY BARNEY

ArsonistGod: WHAT IMAGINATION DID YOU CRAWL OUT OF

LightningStorm: HOLY SHIT

Darktopus: Is all of us being together really the best idea?

Whimdy: I mean we made it work on Halloween.

SwanLake02: yeah and a skinwalker started fucking with us

LunarSea: It was still fun. :]

SwanLake02: cant argue there

SwanLake02: it was really fun

LotusNessMonster: I'm glad you all enjoyed it.

DreamCatcher: Wish I was there... :[

LunarSea: Maybe next year. :]

DreamCatcher: Yeah, maybe. :]

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TickingTimeBomb: @DreamCatcher so let me get this straight.

DreamCatcher: What's up?

TickingTimeBomb: You win a competition not even ten days after being recognized as something eligible for it?

DreamCatcher: Guess so! I'm really happy everyone seemed to love me! :]

ArsonistGod: whos gonna tell them

Whimdy: Don't expect it from me.

DreamCatcher: What?

LunarSea: Recency bias strikes again....

DreamCatcher: What's that?

LotusNessMonster: The only reason I didn't make it to the final round.

ArsonistGod: the first year you actually get to participate too right