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CavalryCaptain posted a status
In a relationship 🤭🤭🤭
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Bartender
A street worker does not count, Kaeya.
10 minutes ago • Like • 88
⤷ Itstimmy replied please buy me robox
Youralcoholicnun
Neither does your right hand.
1 minute ago • Like • 27
Dandelionjean
Is it another woman again, Kaeya? At this rate, Monstadt people will look down at the knights of favonius.
2 minutes ago • Like • 15
Sparkknightklee
Congratulations, Uncle Kaeya! Your partner is very pretty! Thank you for taking Klee out today!
2 minutes ago • Like • 8
⤷ Dandelionjean replied Klee! Why are you on Facebook?
⤷ CavalryCaptain replied Oops?
⤷ Dandelionjean replied Kaeya!!
Smolventi
Hey! That girl looked familiar! Don't tell me it's…
17 minutes ago • Like • 15
⤷ CavalryCaptain replied ;))
⤷ Bartender replied Who is it, Venti?
CelineDiona
I just saw you two petting the cats earlier!
7 minutes ago • Like • 18
⤷ Bartender replied Who is Kaeya’s partner?
⤷ CelineDiona replied As if I would tell you, you grumpy fck! 🖕
⤷ Bartender replied ????????
Colleiflower
Oh I didn't know Mr. Kaeya has a partner! Congratulations!
4 minutes ago • Like • 9
Kreideprinz
Please avoid the spread of misinformation.
24 minutes ago • Like • 268
⤷ CavalryCaptain replied Why does your comment have more likes than my post?
Razor
Kaeya lied. Post not true.
13 minutes ago • Like • 5
LiSA
I thought they looked similar to my little cutie
10 minutes ago • Like • 98
⤷ TCGod replied *raised brows* 🤨🤨🤨
Sucroseflowers
Mr. Kaeya, don't leave the toilet seat messy with your urine.
19 minutes ago • Like • 200
⤷ Kagamika_len replied Miss Sucrose 😭
⤷ CavalryCaptain replied Albedo, I know it's you!
⤷ Asstrologer replied This might be the funniest shit I've seen all day that my divinations had to broke out a laugh as well.
Immernachtreich_Princess
Hah! Though this statement holds truth as light as a feather, a romantic prospect is certainly not within your best pursuit! I, Fischl, princess of Immernachtreich condemn you as a liar!
12 minutes ago • Like • 21
Yourlocaltraveler
I enjoyed our day. Thank you, Kaeya. I arrived back safe and sound. Let's go out again next time!
2 minutes ago • like • 350
⤷ CavalryCaptain replied anytime, anywhere, anything, princess ;))
⤷ Vigilantyaksha replied traveler?
⤷ Teanari replied Did you sanitize properly? I made some fresh concoctions, I can send them out to you as soon as possible.
⤷ Kreideprinz replied Traveler, I have some experiments that need your assistance. Would you be so kind as to play as my assistant again?
⤷ HeyShawtie replied Comrade, Teucer misses you, I'll come get you tomorrow!!
⤷ Kamisayato replied Do you happen to be free tomorrow, Traveler? The Yashiro Commission plans on some diplomatic exchange for cultural innovation. I suppose I can pay you a visit?
⤷ MagicLyney replied Mon Cheri..*cries*
⤷ teatimelynette replied Pats. pats. There, there, brother.
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