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    “Something the matter?” he looks deceptively earnest, a bit of a tease in his voice. Hermione’s sure it’d be doing something to her if she weren’t so cross. “I’m sensing hostility. You know how important a safe work environment—”

    “Save it, Malfoy.” She’d slap him again if he weren’t so far away. “You pointy little saboteur.”

    He drops the act with a sigh. “Gods, Granger, you really do need to get laid.”

    “Yes, that seems to be the general consensus,” she seethes, fixing him with a harsher glare, “Unfortunately, my efforts to achieve orgasm were thwarted by a prat with a white-knight complex.”

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