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1. He'll eat your Grunkle alright by syphons

   Fandoms: Gravity Falls  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   27 Apr 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Stan Pines/Original Character(s)
   • Stan Pines/Original Male Character(s)
   • Bill Cipher / Ford Pines (DIVORCE)
   • Bill Cipher/Original Male Character(s) (ALSO DIVORCE)
   • Past Stan Pines/Jimmy Snakes - Relationship
   • and just General Bonding with the kids :)
   • or beefing with the kids that too
   • mostly dipper
   • Stan Pines
   • Original Characters
   • Mabel Pines
   • Dipper Pines
   • Jimmy Snakes
   • wendy and soos are here too
   • Ford Pines
   • Bill Cipher
   • Not as saucy as the M rating would make you think
   • But saucy enough that T was not enough
   • rp fic
   • co-op fic
   • OLD MANS STILL GOT IT
   • multiple POVs
   • content warnings will be added on chapters that may need them
   • supernatural cannibalism
   • some fluff some horrors
   • horrors mundane and fantastical alike
   • discussions of toxic masculinity and somesuch
   • Illustrated Fic

   Summary

   There's no way the weirdly hot prettyboy giggling at Grunkle Stan's jokes ACTUALLY likes him - especially when his face is right there in the journal! Whatever the truth is, it seems it's once again Dipper's job to protect his family from themselves.

   Language:

   English

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   Chapters:

   13/?

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