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MK was skipping channels on his television when a sudden news headline caught his attention.
"MONKEY KING ATTACKING CHIMPANZEE LIVE IN MEGAPOLIS ZOO"
"What the hell?!," MK shouted.
The live video showed Sun Wukong beating the crap out of a chimpanzee while screaming like a monkey.
Macaque was being questioned by the reporter.
"Since humans can't understand what is going on, I might as well tell you is THAT chimpanzee had it coming. He said really rude stuff," Macaque said.
The reporter seemed surprised. "What kind of things did the chimpanzee say?," she asked.
"Things I won't repeat. They were very inappropriate. The jerk even had the nerve to challenge Wukong," Macaque said.
MK watched in silence as the beat down was still being broadcasted.
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"Mercy! Mercy!," the chimpanzee was screaming.
Wukong stopped. He glared at the chimpanzee. He and Macaque came to the zoo to see what all the buzz about this place was.
This dumb chimpanzee decided to start saying some real rude shit the duo.
They were about to leave when the chimpanzee had thrown a rock at Wukong. It didn't hurt, but it was annoying.
The chimpanzee made a kissing face towards Macaque and began telling the shadow monkey about how good he'd look in heat and that they should get together for fun bedtimes.
Even making the movements.
Macaque's face went red with anger and embarrassment.
Wukong had enough. Being rude to him was one thing, but being rude to Macaque was crossing a line.
Now, the same chimpanzee was on the ground whimpering. Wukong took out a hankerchief and threw it at the chimpanzee.
"Clean yourself up and you better be grateful I held back," Wukong said. The stone monkey jumped out the enclosure.
The other chimpanzee were cheering in happiness.
"Thanks, that guy was so annoying!"
"You did what we couldn't!"
"We'll never forget this!"
Macaque smiled at him.
"Thanks for defending my honor," he said.
"That's what best friends are for," Wukong replied.
/
The broadcast ended and went to talking about the weather. MK was still in shock about what he'd seen.
"I'm don't know whether to be traumatized or impressed."