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1. Why can't I have two? Or four? by cheeseplants for NooRose93

   Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   25 Sep 2024

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale Has a Penis (Good Omens)
   • And three more
   • Hemipenes
   • Sort Of
   • Crowley Has a Vulva (Good Omens)
   • Smut
   • 666 Fics Fics Fics (Good Omens)
   • Penis in Vagina Sex
   • Anal Sex
   • Double Penetration in Two Holes
   • Shameless Smut
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • Established Relationship
   • Crack Treated Seriously

   Summary

   “Why can’t I have two?” Aziraphale said, peering down at his crotch as they spent yet another lazy Saturday in the bed they shared.

   “Wot, do you mean? I have two because I’m a snake, there’s no reason for you to have two,” Crowley said.

   “You’re not a snake that often, anyway why do I need a reason?” Aziraphale grinned with a smug smile and a new bulge appeared under the covers.

   “Ngh. Stop that, we can’t both have two,”

   “Why not?”

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