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    “Oh. Oh, that’s, uh…thanks.” He snatched it out of the Colonel’s hands and crammed a good half of it into his mouth. Between bites, he waved a free hand at the console and muttered, “Go molest that panel.”

    Sheppard’s right eyebrow climbed his forehead, but he refrained from comment and simply walked over to lay hands on the panel. As expected it lit up like a Christmas tree and popped open with what could best be described as a happy little chirp that made the Colonel grin like an idiot. He turned back to Rodney to see the scientist turning an ugly shade of purple, the remains of the croissant fell to the floor forgotten.

    Without missing a beat Rodney turned away, flung his screwdriver at the far wall, and shrieked, “You whore!”

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