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  1. A Full Guide To Starting Over by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    22 Mar 2025

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    The first rules to starting over in Marlene McKinnon's book has always been: Break Up With Your Girlfriend. Followed closely by Quit Your Job, Move Out of Your House and then eventually, Crash On Your Friend's Boyfriend's Couch. And so she does exactly that — in that same order — hoping to start over.

    The second rule is: Don't bump into Dorcas Meadowes — the first girl you ever loved.

    [set two years after the events of A Full Guide To Gardening For Amateurs]

     

    FUCK JKR.

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