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Thursday, October 12th
rogue & remy
7:34 PM
rogue: jesus fucking christ
remy: ?
rogue: my parents are being assholes again
god they won’t stop ranting about how i’m the worst christian on the planet
if only they fucking knew i was fucking gay too
they’d kick me out of this house in a heartbeat
7:36 PM
remy: this sucks and all
like truly
but why are you telling me this?
rogue: ur my brother??
oh shit
i’m so sorry remy i didn’t realize
remy: no worries
how did you get me mixed up with your brother though?
rogue: i literally only text him
so i just clicked the first contact on my messages
totally forgot i texted you about the group project
remy: sounds like a lonely life, non?
you can talk to me if you want
i don’t mind
rogue & Kurt
7:38 PM
rogue: KURTTT
KURT
KURT
KURT
I FUCKED UP
Kurt: What’s wrong, meine Schwester?
rogue: I MEANT TO TEXT YOU AND TEXTED REMY INSTEAD
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Kurt: Oh
I can’t help you there
rogue: fuck what do i say
Kurt: Maybe take him up on his offer?
rogue: are you insane??
Kurt: He’s not wrong Rogue
Ever since you’ve moved you have been living a lonely life
rogue: okay fuck you
you’re supposed to be on my side
Kurt: I’m just trying to help
remy & Bella Donna
7:38 PM
remy: am i too strong sometimes?
do i give off creepy vibes?
Bella Donna: What the fuck did you do?
remy: maybe it’s just my vibe
i mean they used to call me the devil
Bella Donna: That’s cause they caught you kissing a boy behind the church.
Now, what happened?
remy: i fear i tried to offer help but in the most backward way possible
Bella Donna: Details, Remy?
7:40 PM
remy: [screenshot.png]
Bella Donna: Jesus, Remy. Who’s the poor girl you’re calling lonely?
remy: i didn’t fucking mean to
it’s just whenever i see her i can see that she’s sad
it reminds me of me when i left the bayou
Bella Donna: Okay but who is she?
remy: anna marie
she moved to bayville recently and from what i can see she hasn’t made friends yet
she’s also from the south
Bella Donna: Merde. And she hasn’t texted you back since?
remy: non
Bella Donna: Just let her come to you. If she doesn’t respond back soon enough, apologize in person.
remy: merci bella donna
i can always rely on you
Bella Donna: Nice to see that you’re still the same idiot that left the bayou.
rogue & remy
7:45 PM
rogue: hey i’m sorry
didn’t mean to leave you on read like that
remy: it’s okay
i shouldn’t have worded it like that
rogue: no you’re right
ever since i came to bayville i’ve been keeping to myself
remy: still i shouldn’t have said that
i remember how hard the move from the bayou to the north was for me
rogue: right
you’re a swamp rat
remy: mon dieu calling me a swamp rat?
not that you’re any better
you’re straight from the river
rogue: you caught me
i miss it
remy: who doesn’t, non?
the gumbo here isn’t even real gumbo
rogue: RIGHT
i went to this “authentic” cajun restaurant to try to get a taste of home
i assure you it wasn’t authentic at all
remy: i know exactly what you mean
luckily for me i know how to cook a mean gumbo at home
rogue: lucky
my parents couldn’t cook even if they tried
remy: i can make you some?
rogue: no it’s okay you don’t have to
remy: de rien
consider it an apology for earlier
rogue & Kurt
7:48 PM
rogue: i take it back
you did help
Kurt: He turned out to be nice?
rogue: don’t push this
remy & Bella Donna
7:48 PM
remy: i’ve atoned for my sins
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Bella Donna: Of course, you used food.
remy: remy makes the best gumbo
why wouldn’t he flaunt his gumbo
Bella Donna: Keep me updated.
remy: of course
rogue & remy
7:49 PM
rogue: if you really don’t mind
remy: we can meet up tomorrow after school
we can walk to my house and work on our project while we make gumbo
rogue: we?
remy: well remy can’t make the gumbo by himself
besides i’ve got to teach you so you can make it at home as well
rogue: fair warning i’m a mess in the kitchen
remy: sounds like a challenge then
and i love challenges
rogue: oh it’s going to be a challenge alright
the last time i was in the kitchen i started a fire
my parents have banned me ever since
remy: when was this?
rogue: like two weeks ago
remy: mon dieu
it’s okay i’ll make a chef out of you
rogue: you have a lot of faith in me
remy: non remy has faith in himself
rogue: you talk big for some swamp rat, don’t you?
remy: well back in the bayou everyone would come around for remy’s famous gumbo
rogue: guess you’ll just have to impress me sugar
remy: that remy will chère
Kurt & Kitty
8:01 PM
Kurt: I’m so fucked for this test tomorrow
Kitty: Test?
Kurt: Kitty.
Kitty: For what class Kurt?
WHAT CLASS?
Kurt: The physics class we have TOGETHER
Kitty: Hahaha
HAHAHAHA
HAH!
Kurt: You okay?
Kitty: NO KURT
I'M NOT OKAY
WE HAVE A TEST TOMORROW
A TEST THAT I DIDN’T KNOW WE HAD
Kurt: Will it make you feel better knowing we’re both fucked?
Kitty: A little
Kurt: Cool we’re both fucked
Kitty: It didn’t make me feel better
Kurt: Yeah me neither
I was hoping it would
Kitty: Pray for us?
Kurt: I always do that
Kitty: Pray extra?
Kurt: I’ll do my best
8:12 PM
Kitty: Did you pray?
Kurt: That’s not how it works
Kitty: I’m going to pretend it is
Now just call me so we can look at the content together
We have a few hours until you inevitably fall asleep
Kurt: I can stay up
Kitty: Kurt we both know you can’t
Kurt: I’ll call you in five
Kitty: Yay!!
Wanda & pietro
8:15 PM
Wanda: Is that you in the yard?
pietro: i saw a frog
Wanda: What does that even mean
pietro: we have a frog now
Wanda: Okay
8:17 PM
Wanda: I want to see the frog
Bring him to my room
We can make him a home
pietro: best twin ever
Wanda: Hurry up before dad sees you
scott & Jean
8:18 PM
scott: would you still love me if i was a worm?
8:32 PM
scott: jean??
rogue & Kurt
8:46 PM
Kurt: Wait
I’m on call with Kitty
And I told her the story
Well without saying it was you
And she brought up a good point
rogue: which is ??
Kurt: You kind of came out to him
rogue: oh fuck
brb
rogue & remy
8:47 PM
rogue: heyyyyy
remy: you do know this is remy and not ur brother right
rogue: i know that you stupid cajun
remy: just making sure
rogue: anyways
8:48 PM
remy: ??
you’re going to have to say whatever it is that you want to say
rogue: I’M THINKING
remy: think away chére
8:50 PM
rogue: okay remember how this whole conversation started
remy: yes
rogue: i said a few things
remy: about ur parents?
do you want to rant about them?
i don’t mind if you do
rogue: well yes
but i also said something else
remy: ohh
is this about you saying you were gay?
rogue: yeahhh
you don’t have a problem with that right?
remy: that would be hypocritical of remy, non?
i’m bisexual chére
rogue: me too
like i’m also bisexual
remy: well it seems we have something else in common
rogue: i’m not out to anyone here
is it okay if you keep it a secret
remy: of course
remy doesn’t out anyone
rogue: oh fuck thank god
i was so nervous because i remember how people are from the south
remy: believe me i know
rogue: oh?
remy: i was caught sticking my tongue down a boy’s throat behind the church
they started calling me le diable blanc
rogue: the white devil?
remy: oui
it made for a few interesting years down there
it’s why i left in the end
rogue: that sucks remy
i couldn’t imagine being outed like that
remy: yeah but at least i’m here at bayville now
i got to meet you
rogue: keep trying sugar
remy: oh i will
scott & Jean
8:55 PM
scott: JEAN???
rogue & Kurt
8:56 PM
rogue: crisis averted
Kurt: Gasp
Has Rogue made a friend?
rogue: oh can it
but i think so?
like he’s super nice
and he offered to make me gumbo when i said i was homesick
he also said he’s gonna teach me even after i admitted i’m a mess in the kitchen
and he’s super understanding
and he keeps telling me i can totally rant to him
scott & Jean
9:02 PM
Jean: I just woke up
Yeah I would still love you
scott: i’m breaking up with you
Jean: Nooo
scott: fuck you
Jean: Sorry it’s just that you always threaten to break up
I got over it after the third time you did it
scott: can’t a guy be dramatic anymore
Jean: I’m sorry
Be dramatic
I love you
scott: i love you too
Jean: Call?
scott: yes please
Erik & Charles
10:52 PM
Erik: Hey
Charles: No.
Jubilee & Logan
11:02 PM
Jubilee: Heyyyyy Logan
Logan: I’ll give you a ride tomorrow kid
Jubilee: THANK YOU
I’LL BRING YOU BREAKFAST
Logan: Go to sleep
You have school in the morning
Jubilee: Yes sir
bobby drake & wade
11:36 PM
bobby drake: i think i’m gay??
wade: what do you want me to do
bring out a rainbow cake and scream yay pride??
maybe i’ll put on lady gaga
wait can i throw you a coming out party
bobby drake: RELAX
wade: no no you’ve put the idea in my head
it’ll be fantastic
i can see the vision
bobby drake: i’m not even sure if i am gay??
wade: oh honey
bobby drake: what
wade: everyone knows you’re gay
bobby drake: but
how
wade: the same way everyone knows that warren is gay
bobby drake: WARREN IS GAY???
wade: oh sweet summer child
bobby drake: i am so lost rn
i only texted you because ur the only gay person i know
wade: bobby.
bobby drake: what???
wade: have you met your friends?
bobby drake: am i missing something here
wade: i
i’m flabbergasted right now
bobby drake: how did you know you were gay
wade: well i took one look at logan’s abs and i knew that my one purpose in life was licking those abs
bobby drake: gross
wade: do you want me to start talking about how i want his dick in my ass
bobby drake: GROSS
wade: you’re gay bobby
trust me
i would know
i mean you’re out in the comics so
bobby drake: what?
wade: you’re gay
bobby drake: okay
wade & Logan
11:42 PM
wade: i just had the most riveting conversation
Logan: Shut the fuck up
wade: make me
Logan: Kinky motherfucker
wade: only for you
Logan: Kill yourself
I’ll be home in five
11:44 PM
wade: oh and bobby came out to me
11:46 PM
Logan: I almost just crashed the car
wade: oops
bobby drake & john
11:56 PM
bobby drake: hi
are you up?
11:59 PM
bobby drake: no?
okay
Friday, October 13
12:03 AM
john: i just woke up to piss
what’s up
you’re usually asleep by now
bobby drake: um
john: jesus fucking christ spit it out already
bobby drake: i'm gay?
john: is that a question or?
bobby drake: i’m gay
john: okay cool
bobby drake: that’s it?
john & lance
12:04 AM
john: HELP
I KNOW YOU’RE ALWAYS UP
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lance: go get ur boy
john: you’re not helping
lance: look john
bobby is in love with you
just like you’re in love w him
confess and save me the headache with ur dumbass pining
john: i fucking hate you
lance: be gay
be in love
#ally
bobby drake & john
12:05 AM
john: i’m love
bobby drake: what
john: i mean
i’m gay
bobby drake: you’re gay too?
john: yeah
wanna date?
john & lance
12:06 AM
john: WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING??
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lance: oh wow you really went for it
congrats
john: HE HASN’T SAID YES YET
lance: keyword yet
bobby drake & wade
12:06 AM
wade: WHAT THE FUCK BOBBY
THREE MISSED CALLS??
bobby drake: [screenshot.png]
HELP ME
wade: YOU INTERRUPTED MY LOGAN TIME FOR THIS??
hi logan here i took the phone from wade
bobby drake: help me logan
wade: well bobby
wade told me that you came out as gay today
bobby drake: yeah
i was thinking about it for a while but i’m sure now
wade: and why now?
bobby drake: i realized that i didn’t think about girls in the way i thought about boys
wade: and which boy were you thinking about?
bobby drake: john…
wade: i think we both know what you’re going to say to john now
also fair warning he’s freaking out just as much as you
bobby drake: how do you know that
wade: he comes by my shop a lot
i know that kid very well unfortunately
bobby drake: okay thanks
wade: no problem bub
bobby drake & john
12:08 AM
bobby drake: hi
john: um
ignore everything i said
bobby drake: so you don’t want to date me?
john: do you?
bobby drake: do YOU?
john: i asked you first
bobby drake: no i did
john: fuck
yeah i do
bobby drake: okay good
john: good?
bobby drake: i do too
john: are you serious
bobby drake: i mean yeah
you’re the one who made me realize i was gay
john: you cannot say these things to me
i almost just knocked over my lamp the way i jumped out of bed so quick
bobby drake: i like you
john: YOURE DOING THIS ON PURPOSE
bobby drake: maybe
john: soo
bobby drake: soooo
john: we’re dating?
boyfriends even?
bobby drake: yeah
i would like that
john: okay cooooool
cool cool cool cool
bobby drake: wade and logan know
john: HELLO??
LOGAN KNOWS???
HE’S NEVER GONNA LET ME HEAR THE END OF THIS
bobby drake: shit i’m sorry it was just i was freaking out and i called wade but logan ended up helping me
john: you were freaking out?
bobby drake: logan said you probably were too
john: yeah i texted lance
he wasn’t any help tho
bobby drake: why lance of all people???
john: he’s the only dude i knew who would be awake and knew about my crush on you
bobby drake: you have a crush on me?
john: yeah…?
we’re boyfriends???
bobby drake: oh yeah
john: maybe you should go to sleep bobby drake
we can talk about this in the morning
bobby drake: okay
goodnight
boyfriend
john: goodnight
boyfriend
john & lance
12:11 AM
john: [screenshot.png]
ARHGALGKMAG
lance: told you
john: i’m in love
lance: i know
john: AHHHHHHH
lance: goodnight
john: AHHHHHHAREGKNA
lance: GOODNIGHT.
Erik & Charles
12:15 AM
Erik: What about now?
Charles: Go to sleep.
Erik: Aww you still care about me
Charles: Goodnight, Erik.
Erik: Goodnight Charles
Kurt & Kitty
12:16 AM
Kitty: You fell asleep so I cut the call
Sweet dreams Kurt
rogue & remy
12:18 AM
rogue: hi
remy: can’t stay away from remy, non?
rogue: well i couldn’t fall asleep
and kurt’s asleep
and you’re the only other person besides my parents that i text so
remy: wait kurt?
as in kurt wagner?
kurt’s ur brother?
rogue: it’s complicated
we’re more like half siblings
it’s a long story
remy: i see
rogue: i didn’t expect you to be awake
remy: i was watching cat videos on youtube
i didn’t even realize it was this late
rogue: cat videos?
remy: oui
i want a lot of cats when i get older
rogue: i wouldn’t mind cats
remy: we should go to the animal shelter nearby and look at the cats there
it’s therapeutic
rogue: i would love to do that
remy: bon
we can plan it tomorrow when we’re making gumbo
12:20 AM
remy: what’s ailing you chére?
rogue: my parents ig
remy: i know that story very well
rogue: yeah?
remy: why do you think i left the bayou
rogue: who are you living with then?
remy: my parents sent me off to bayville on my own
rogue: jesus christ remy
you’re like sixteen
how long have you been living on your own?
remy: only a year
it’s okay remy can take care of himself
rogue: you shouldn’t have to
remy: well remy won’t say no to you taking care of him
rogue: well i wouldn’t mind sugar
remy: don’t tempt me with a good time
now what is it that your parents have done?
rogue: you’re sweet cajun
my parents aren’t really my parents
i mean i’m all for found family and all that
but they never tried
remy: adopted?
i know the feeling
rogue: ur joking right
we’re both from the south adopted and gay?
remy: seems like we’re meant to be, non?
rogue: nice try
anyway
my mom is infertile and she always wanted to have kids
my dad didn’t care much but did it to make her happy
already a horrible combo
remy: mhm
rogue: pretty sure that’s where it all went wrong
my mom tried really hard to play mother
my dad resented me from taking his wife away from him
remy: so ur dad is an idiot
rogue: yeah pretty much
whenever my mom isn’t around he likes to remind me how unwanted i am
remy: he sounds horrible
i’m sorry anna marie
rogue: you called me anna marie
remy: it’s ur name, non?
rogue: i go by rogue nowadays
thought you would’ve known?
it’s really only the teachers who call me anna
remy: do you not want me to call you anna marie?
rogue: you can call me whatever you want sugar
remy: that remy will chére
rogue: i don’t think i told you why we left mississippi
remy: non
rogue: i had a boyfriend
his name was cody
remy: right
rogue: we weren’t anything serious
it was just a few dates and hanging out whenever we could
anyways
i ended up inviting him to my house when my parents were out late
remy: remy sees where this is going
rogue: yeah
we were kissing
and my parents came home early
remy: and they freaked out?
rogue: more than freaked out
they thought we were having sex
mind you our clothes were literally on and we had no intentions of having sex either
remy: i’ll have you know i’m restraining myself from typing so many innuendos right now
rogue: i commend you
did i mention my parents are super christian?
remy: you may have
rogue: well they’re super christian
so their heads almost exploded at the thought of their daughter having pre-martial sex
remy: and their solution was moving you out of the south to the north?
rogue: to get me away from cody and the “lifestyle” there
remy: that’s hilarious
the north is way less stuffy about that stuff
rogue: don’t tell them
i think their next solution would be to go west
remy: california doesn’t seem so bad
rogue: well it won’t have you sugar
remy: touché chère
touché
rogue: two can play at your game
remy: what do you think would’ve happened if you stayed?
rogue: well for one cody probably would’ve broken up with me
and all my friends would’ve stopped talking to me and called me a slut
remy: morbid
rogue: it’s what happened
remy: oh
rogue: yeah
remy: désolé
you didn’t deserve that chère
rogue: maybe
but it doesn’t matter
it happened anyway
remy: non
remy will not let you talk bad about yourself
ur friends were not ur friends
and any boy would be an idiot to lose you
rogue: you’re sweet remy
and a way better friend than mine back home
remy: so we’re friends?
rogue: i would assume so
remy: this is a cause for celebration
anna marie finally has a friend other than her brother
rogue: and you’ve ruined the moment stupid cajun
remy: i’m serious chère
your asshole friends didn’t deserve you
you’re a nice person
rogue: you don’t even know me
remy: i know enough
and remy always has a good eye for people
so stop being lonely and make some friends here, oui?
you don’t need to keep punishing yourself
rogue: are you always this wise
remy: i think it’s the late time
rogue: oh shit it’s 12:42
remy: time flies when you’re with good company
rogue: that’s not the quote
remy: remy changed it for the situation
rogue: goodnight remy
remy: bonne nuit anna marie
rogue & Kurt
12:43 AM
rogue: fuck.
remy & Bella Donna
12:43 AM
remy: i’ve done it again
Bella Donna: Couyon. I knew this was going to happen the second you sent me the first screenshot.
remy: can you blame remy?
she’s a southern belle who can match my wit
Bella Donna: Merde.
Don’t fall too hard or too fast okay? I worry about you.
remy: i’ll try my best
Bella Donna: Go to sleep, Remy.
remy: d'accord
night bella