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    Pansy Parkinson is sick to death of her clothing shop being vandalised every month. Unluckily for her, Ron Weasley is the only Auror available to work security.

    Or, how Pansy and Ron grow closer over peonies, thank yous, changing rooms, and multiple cups of terrible tea.

    (A prequel to ‘The Muffliato Rule’ but can be read as a standalone)

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    “Nothing yet, but hopefully now I’ve been seen around it should help to deter any future moves from whatever wanker keeps attacking the place.”

    Her dark green eyes shot up to his. “Wanker.”

    Ron choked on his sip of tea. “Pardon?”

    “Not you.” She tilted her head in consideration. “Okay, maybe you, sometimes— I mean you called whoever keeps attacking the shop a wanker.”

    “Couldn’t think of a better name for them. Apart from dickhead, or absolute cockwomble, but they didn’t quite feel strong enough.”

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