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Morrigan: There's this guy who just keeps asking me out. I told him “no” twice already, but he asked me again yesterday! How do I get rid of him?
Jupiter: Sorry, Mog, super urgent League business. Gotta run, will be back in 2 months. But it's very important, we'll definitely discuss it when I'm back.
Miss Cheery: Just tell him you only like girls.
Morrigan: But I like guys too.
Miss Cherry: It doesn't have to be the full truth.
Dame Chandra: Just assign him a day, dear.
Morrigan: But I don't want to go out with him at all!
Dame Chandra: Assign him February 29th. The next leap year is in three years time.
Sophia: Dig a nice deep burrow and wait him out in there.
Rook: Pretend you are a different person who doesn't know him.
Fenestra: Just eat him.
Squall: Fry him with Inferno.
Morrigan: And then eat him?
Squall: Are you sure it's me who's the most evil Wundersmith around?
Jack: Introduce him to your dashing handsome cousin.
Morrigan: It's the first good idea I heard all week.