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The boy who fell all the way down Fairyland and pulled everything back up from there by pisschan
Fandoms: The Fairyland Series - Catherynne M. Valente
28 Jan 2026
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Once upon a time, a wind had both a secret and a lie.
Secrets and lies are both delicious things, but can be like dynamite and matches if not handled correctly. Now, September, who practically wore her heart on her sleeve, knew how to deal with them. And this particular secret, hidden by layers and layers of nothing but fabric and lies, was to stay hidden at all costs. She'd do anything to keep it to herself, to keep it in even if it kills her.
But of course, nobody knows that.
So when one of the winds suddenly go MIA, Hawthornes entire world is turned upside down. Theories spread- kidnapping by fairies, a rip in the world's fabric, pirates- the like. Desperate to put an end to the madness, he and Tamburlaine set off (As well as what feels like the entirety of Fairyland, once a reward is offered) determined to bring their friend home, and keep the barely balanced peace thats been hanging before it breaks.
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HIT ME HARD AND SOFT by pisschan for The_Seven_Stars
Fandoms: Serafina Series - Robert Beatty, Willa Series - Robert Beatty
16 Dec 2025
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Original Title: I wish you were born a boy
Hialeah Steadmen is a spinster at the age of twenty four, and she thinks she's going to stay that way her entire life. What does she even have going for her? No money, no job, she still lives with her father and all she does is cook and clean. With her mother gone, it feels like the grief's taken everything away from her, leaving nothing but a hollow shell. Hialeah isn't herself anymore, rather a ghost just in her presence.
And then he arrives.
She knows his secret, and Hialeah doesn't know what to do. This woman-man, this thing, makes her feel alive again. Even though their relationship is merely nothing more than a mutual promise, her affections grow until it hurts. But this is Hialeah's world, and the one thing she's learned is that nothing ever goes right for her.
But will this?
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- Part 1 of Lesbians (hooray)
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Im getting old, I’m getting sick by pisschan
Fandoms: Nevermoor Series - Jessica Townsend
09 Dec 2025
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I woke up to see the sun
But instead found out you were gone
I should have known
I won't wish for better days
Because wishin' never did anything
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Jack was sick of waiting. Day after day of just checking the news, hanging onto blind hope, watching Jupiter sink deeper and deeper into his work that now three people they love are missing. He knows that his parents are never coming back, at this point they've probably been dead for years. He accepted it when all the missions to find them were abruptly canceled by the league at the start of the war, when searches for missing people were at its peak, wanting to bring them back home before the Republics invading forces got ahold of them.
It's too late for them. Maybe it always was.
But its not too late for Morrigan
Ever since he got the news that her plane had gone MIA in Prosper, the nagging thought that he should find her has been in his head, especially with his growing frustration with the league's and Wunsocs incompetence. After all, in their eyes, a dead wundersmith is a good wundersmith. Jack, however, disagrees. He wants her back, he wants his family back, he wants the normal that they had back.
Even if it means running off to the republic underneath a new identity to find the most evil man alive and (hopefully) convince him to find Morrigan.After all that's what family does.
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They were insufferable at the parties.
All the time, without a doubt you'd see them, hand in hand looking into each others eyes like they were the only people who existed in the world. Honestly, it was disgustingly sweet to look at, but nobody mentioned it because in his stupor, Waysa would always pay for their drinks which benefited them all in the long run.
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Lesbians (hooray) by pisschan
Fandom Serafina Series - Robert Beatty, Willa Series - Robert Beatty
17 Dec 2025
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Serafina series conjoined twins rewrite AU ^^ by pisschan
Fandom Serafina Series - Robert Beatty
01 Aug 2025
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...And that's how Braeden Vanderbilt died. by pisschan
Fandom Serafina Series - Robert Beatty
08 May 2025
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“I’m thinking of ending things.”
James pressed his lips together hard as he fought the urge to suck in a breath at the words. He instinctively reached for his binder of prepared materials and began to flip through it as if it would have the answer, rustling the pages frantically as he did.
“Hello?”
James flinched. “Um, hi, yes sorry it’s uh-- it’s my first day.”
A pause. Then, dry as a bone: “Brilliant. You’d think they’d at least train you to tell people not to kill themselves before handing you a phone.”
James froze, then panicked. “Oh God-- you’re right, I mean, of course-- I didn’t-- oh, shit, I just--”
James’s rambling was interrupted by a quiet sound, over so quickly he almost missed it.
The caller had laughed.
At him.
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A muggle college AU where James is a Psychology student who starts working at a crisis center. His first caller is dry, guarded, and somehow familiar, despite being a perfect stranger. Night after night their conversations continue, blurring all the lines between them, until the caller finally makes a choice that changes both their lives forever.
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Bookmarked by pisschan
01 Jan 2026
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Will lets out a small squawk as Mike’s hand— his very cold, very freezing hand— finds its way around the blankets and under his sweater. “I’m sick, you weirdo,” he says, half-laughing into the side of Mike’s head, “I have a fever.”
“I don’t care,” Mike mumbles, “you’re warm and I’m cold. This is nice.”
“You’re going to get sick,” Will tries, for the umpteenth time, but it’s pointless. Mike Wheeler is stubborn and hardheaded and he never does anything halfway— not even this.
Will gets sick. He's dealing with it. Seriously, Mike- he's fine.
(or: a study in intimacy.)Bookmarked by pisschan
01 Jan 2026
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It was easy for Will Byers to fall in love with Mike Wheeler.
The trouble came when he had to pretend it wasn't real.
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Bookmarked by pisschan
01 Jan 2026
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“Dude,” Dustin says, sounding kind of horrified but also kind of delirious with elation. “Oh my God, you like him. You like Will. Will. As in, our Will. Our best friend Will.”
“I do not–” Mike tries, even though he’d kind of just admitted to accidentally kissing Will Byers, a little, so maybe that’s an entirely fruitless road to go down.
Listen. No one should ever let Mike make decisions right after he wakes up from a nap, okay? Especially not decisions where Will is concerned. This is so not his fault.
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01 Jan 2026
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we all have a hunger (tell me what you need) by papenathy
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
03 Jun 2025
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“Looks like I bit you.” Will tilts his head to get a better look. All Mike can do is stare at him. His fluffy hair at the front, clumped pieces at the back where he’d slid his fingers in a mere few minutes before. His pretty green eyes that look hazel or even brown in this light, the dark circles he gets when he drinks framing them like intricate paintings. A satisfied, bloody smile.
Mike isn’t satisfied. He swallows thickly, choking down the words 'don’t you want more?'
Or: Will dresses as a vampire for a college halloween party, but Mike thinks his costume isn’t bloody enough. Will lets him fix it. Mike goes into a crisis.
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Bookmarked by pisschan
01 Jan 2026