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  1. make no plans (and none can be broken) by

    Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    14 Mar 2026

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    Albus Dumbledore in the summer of 1995, searching desperately for a Defence professor: Why don’t I write my good friend Sarutobi Hiruzen, a fellow member in good standing of the Useless, Yet Purportedly Wise, Fictional Mentors Club, to see if he has a candidate in mind?

    Sarutobi Hiruzen: I know the perfect person for this. She’s an S-ranked former ANBU and she just graduated a genin team to chūnin, so she’s got teaching experience!

    Albus Dumbledore: …This is a fifteen-year-old.

    Hyūga Hinata, fresh off taking down Orochimaru at the Chūnin Exams: Wow, if I had a nickel for every snake-themed, immortality-obsessed whackjob I’ve ever had to kill, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.

    I’ve set Hinataverse!Hinata loose on the wizarding world, where she immediately does her damnedest to set a new record for the Voldemort defeat any% speedrun. Casualties are… considerable.

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