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  1. can thrill you more than any ghoul by

    Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)  

    10 Oct 2024

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    The blonde man in the James Bond suit sidles up next to Alex.

    “Hello,” the man says politely, plucking a cup from the table. And, holy shit, he’s British.

    “Listen, man,” Alex begins. “If you’re about to ask me for something shaken, not stirred, I’m gonna give you a fucking wedgie.”

    Wannabe James Bond furrows his eyebrows in confusion. He looks adorable. Alex bites on his tongue to keep from doing something embarrassing, like squealing.

    “Pardon me?”

    ***

    or: five times alex & henry spend halloween together + one time they don't.

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