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"Seriously Al, this is your fuckup and if you want us to be an us, then you gotta get along with Val."
"I don't see why we have to do this..." Alastor mumbles. He didn't want an "open relationship", or for Vox to continue seeing other people in a serious matter. Since they figured out their little misunderstanding, everything should just go back to the way it was, and they could be fine again. "Can't we just," Alastor pauses, looking away for a moment, more genuine shyness than the fake bambi shit he put on for attention. "Can't we go home and...have sex? That's what you wanted from me, yes? I'm willing to just do it now, with no fuss. I was being cruel before, but I've seen the error of my wa-"
"Alastor." Vox interrupts. "For the last time, it wasn't the lack of sex that was the problem. It was the emotional abuse and torture."
"Ah." Alastor stares at the ground awkwardly. "Well, some people would say not having intercourse regularly is in fact emotional abuse and torture."
"I'm going to show you personally what torture looks like if you don't shut the fuck up and go on this date with Val."
"...Promise?"
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Valastorweek
Day 1, Fake DateSeries
- Part 5 of AK's various hazbin week prompts