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1. Brisket To Go by woollen_pharaohs

   Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   27 Jan 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Number Five | The Boy/Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy)
   • Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy)
   • Brisket Five
   • Selfcest
   • Blow Jobs
   • Hand Jobs
   • Frottage
   • Enemies to Lovers
   • Spit as Lube
   • Masturbation
   • Mutual Masturbation
   • Suicidal Thoughts
   • Alcohol
   • Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism
   • Smoking
   • Cigarettes
   • Substance Abuse
   • Porn with Plot
   • Non-Graphic Rape/Non-Con
   • Sounding
   • Sleep Sex
   • Rape Recovery

   Summary

   “It’s over, Five.”
   Those were the last words he heard from Lila.
   Actually, they were the last words he heard from anyone other than himself for months.

   Heartbroken that in the face of yet another apocalypse, Lila would choose Diego over himself, Five finds himself in a timeline comprising only of other Fives. He is immediately recruited into helping them fix the timeline by preventing marigold from ever giving them powers. Only the longer he puts off his responsibility in his own timeline, the more he uncovers the sick truth of precisely why there are so many Fives loitering around in one timeline.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   38,193

   Chapters:

   7/7

   Comments:

   10

   Kudos:

   27

   Bookmarks:

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