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“Hey Mr Stark.” Peter walked into the lab.
“Hey kid, and for the last time it’s Tony.”
“Whatever you say Mr Stark. But anyway I wanted to ask you something.”
“Ask away kid.”
“If you water an apple tree with apple juice is it forced cannibalism?”
“Kid what the actual fu-“
“LANGUAGE” Steve’s voice screeched through the labs speakers.
“STEVE I SWEAR TO GOD-“
“language mr stark. don’t swear.”
“…I’m returning you. Friday tell May to pick up this little shit please.”
“LANGUAGE” Steve screeched as he flew through the lab on the back of an eagle and holding the American flag with the National Anthem playing in the background.