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It was a LOVELY and STINKY day at FLORIAN’S HOUSE. The stink, heh, well LETS JUST SAY THAT WAS A RESULT OF THE CZERNONA FAMILY BEING OVER. We all know Matthias is a big stinky boy, Someone tell him to wash those skid marks! THOUGH.. HE WAS LOCKED OUTSIDE UNTIL HE WAS FORCED TO BE SHOWERED BY THE HOSE, THAT COULD NEVER FULLY RID OF HIS disgusting FRAGRANCE HOWEVER.
AS USUAL TCH.. there was BLOOD all over STUPID FLORIANS floors. Matthias WAS OF COURSE NOT SURPRISED. HE HAD ALREADY KNOWN THIS PEAK GUY HAD SLIT HIS WRISTS EVERYDAY. Too bad that manoobie is also a stupid biggie and slipped over in it. He landed on top of a blade and it cut his ass chek.
WELL WELL WELL, AFTER HE SAT THERE CRYING FOR 3 HOURS, THEY FINALLY MADE IT TO FLORIANS BEDROOM. THEY SAT ON THE BED TOGETHER. Matthias was really tall when he was sitting down because he was wearing a huge diaper to stop the bleeding. Lets just say, heh, it added quite alot to his height.
A steamy evil thought BIRTHED in matthias’ tiny brain. He pulled his phone out his diaper (he pant have no pockets sorry) and open the spotify. Phone notification show up saying: “you brokie only have 3mb of datas left stop this.” But matthas. Matthias not care. He is too non chalant and mischievous to care. He play his sex music anyway. Closer by the Chainesmokers start play at full volume. The floor starts shaking from how INTENSE the soundwaves are.
“MATTHIAS OH MY OGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.” Florian yells at him. His light had broke off the ceiling. Fix later.
MATTHIAS LICKED HIS LIPS AND DROOL SPLASHED ALL OVER THE FLOOR and it bounced back up. Matthias says in his evil tone: “HEH-.. CALL ME MATTY, BABYCAKES-”
Matthias leans towards Florian, taking his scarred wrists into his grip and slowly pushes him back against the wall. More of his WICKED “MYUHEHEHE” chuckles filled the silence as he watched the way FLORIAN’S FACE HAD HEATED UP FROM HIS DEVIOUS ACTIONS. HE CLOSED HIS EYES AND CAME IN FOR A KISSY.
BUT… ALL OF A SUDDEN… THE DOOR.. THE BED DOOR OPEN.. “HOLY GUACAMOLE-” matthias screams. Matthias is scared. He jump in air and do backflip and fall on floor.
“Stuped faggets always ruining my day Ok where is wifi?” matthias turns around in horror at the sound of his little brother, Lois’, voice. How dare he come in. MATTHIAS PIPES UP: “OK WHY DO U NEED IT SO BAD- HMPH-”
“skinbiddi toilet” luis say. He does not care. He is more non chalant that idiot matthias.
“Ok password is mapoopie4” florian answer