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Darcy
You each owe me THE FIFTY. Kisses.
Attachment: AH Hex_Confession.voicememo
Sam
come on Darcy, old meme.
Scott (Ant-Man)
Are you really on THE FIFTY again? You gotta let it go.
Darcy
Listen to the voice memo and pay up. It's legit.
(...)
Sam
NO. ☠️
James B. Barnes
hi dr lewis i can't listen to the file 👎 👎 👎
Jen W
OMFG LEGEND
venmoing u $50 now
anyone who doesn't pay is a coward
Sam
THAT PAUSE HOLY SHIT
DYING
James B. Barnes
what are we talking about
Darcy
Sam, help Bucky figure this out.
JimmyWoo (FBI)
Tell them what you promised to get THEE 50, queen. 😹
Darcy
Shut up, Jimmy
Jen W
This is so juicy
I am sharing this with several people who were not previously aware of THE FIFTY
so if you get a text from Wong or cuz, that's why.
Scott (Ant-Man)
this is bs i call foul u needed to mind ur own biz
Darcy
I didn't do anything to make this happen
This is on that Billy kid that showed up after Westview Two
Not my fault he explained she will do ANYTHING for the lulz
Sam
Wait, what is going on here?
Jimmy, you gotta tell us.
James B. Barnes
can someone please explain what's going on and what THE FIFTY is
Scott (Ant-Man)
Remember the time Darcy bet all of us fifty bucks that Wanda and Agatha were flirting throughout the Hex show and we all agreed to stop talking about it because it was disrespectful because of Wanda being dead and it could never ACTUALLY be proven?
James B. Barnes
i remember but I don't understand what's going on now.
Jen W
Scott's bitter because he doesn't have fifty bucks.
Sam
WHAT did you promise for that voice message, Darcy?
(James B. Barnes has left the thread)
JimmyWoo (FBI)
When's your date, Darcy?
I sent my fifty
Jen is in, who else is a chad?
Jen W
Agatha Harkness, apparently.
Sam
Oh. OH.
Jen W
I'd call her daddy
Darcy
Good, cuz I owe her ur phone number, too. #wlw confirm
Jen W
You owe my what now 🙁
Scott (Ant-Man)
I HAVE 50 DOLLARS I JUST THINK IT'S DISRESPECTFUL TO THE DEAD
Sam
oh my god, Bucky is calling me on a land line why is he like this
Jen W
#oldmanbuck strikes again
tell us what he says about manning up about THE FIFTY
tell him Darcy traded a date to daddy for it
Also me. Like a pack of cigarettes in an old movie.
Scott (Ant-Man)
Hope says you are all weird and she doesn't get this whole thing.
JimmyWoo (FBI)
Tell Hope what's actually going on
Then venmo the $50
Tell her ur parole officer says
Sam
Buck says none of u are seeing heaven
But he's gonna send THE FIFTY
By check
Darcy
OLD MAN BUCK'D
Scott (Ant-Man)
I hope ur happy
Hope wants to know why nobody asked for her #
Darcy
She won't give anyone her number@!!
JimmyWoo (FBI)
You did just trade phone numbers for THE FIFTY
Maybe Hope is right not to trust u
Darcy
Are we going to roast Jen W like this?
Sam
Absolutely not.
JimmyWoo (FBI)
Yeah, you did this to yourslef
Yourself
For at least $500
Scott (Ant-Man)
$500???
Who else was in on this? WE SAID IT WAS DISRESPECTFUL
Darcy
There are a lot of people in space who owe me money, ok?
Jen W
WHO BET YOU MONEY IN SPACE?
Darcy
That information is classified