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[Podfic] Ben Whitesun by Grey_Bard, Perspicacia for Perspicacia
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Original Trilogy
03 May 2018
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When Obi-Wan brought Luke to the Lars' farm, he found only a struggling grieving widow and not the young, happy couple he hoped. This is how Ben Kenobi became a moisture farmer instead of a hermit...
A podfic of Perspicacia's story for Star Wars Big Bang 2018, read by Grey Bard.
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Things You Missed in History Class by Grey_Bard for
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
01 Sep 2017
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Having traveled back in time, Rey and Finn have decided to set right what once went wrong. Too bad they have no idea what actually once went wrong.
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Let the Dice Fall Where They May by Grey_Bard
Fandoms: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
23 May 2017
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When the First Order and the New Republic go to war, who wins? Phasma, if she has anything to say about it.
Captain Phasma has begun to realize that her vision for the First Order conflicts with that of the Supreme Leader - specifically, she would prefer that they continue to survive.
Meanwhile, Lando pretends to be Rick from Casablanca, Leia finally gets to do some really hands on diplomacy, and Maz Kanata is a funny, terrifying force of nature.
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"Vampirism and depression does not have 1:1 linkage, as neither Eve, nor her sister Ava or their mutual vampire friend Christopher experience major depressive disorder."
Or: Being Adam's therapist is really hard, you guys.
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People never change.
Ea-nasir: Mesopotamia's worst customer service since the reign of Rim-Sin.
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Shane wasn't really a... 'good' gay. He knew it.
He was, however, an exceptional lesbian. -
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”Just a few months,” he heard himself say, haltingly.
Ilya’s eyes sparkled. ”Yes.”
”And you will behave, Rozanov.”
”I always behave, Hollander.” He shoved at Ilya’s shoulder at this. Ilya caught his wrist and held on. He was grinning. ”It’s going to be fine. No big deal, yes?”
No big deal. Right. ”Just to get Hayden to leave me alone,” Shane muttered. Ilya nodded but didn’t make a comment about Hayden this time, which Shane appreciated, actually. And then he said, ”Fine, you’ll win your stupid bet,” and twisted his wrist out of Ilya’s grip. ”Let’s try.”
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Rozanov made a dismissive noise. “No, no, I will pick you up. Send me your address.”
“I’m not giving you my home address.”
“Why not!”
“Because you’ll probably post it on social media to psych me out before our next game.”
That made Rozanov laugh. “It is good idea,” he said. Stopped laughing. Started again. Blew out a breath like he had to get himself together. “I might do this to you,” he allowed, “but you have nice boyfriend living with you now. I would not do this to him. You are safe.”
In which Ilya Rozanov adopts himself into Scott and Kip's household and refuses to leave. Kip finds this very sweet. Scott is going to kill him.
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In the aftermath of a losing battle, a wounded knight takes refuge in a cave. He makes an unexpected acquaintance that will change his story forever.
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black dog by delagauchetiere
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
18 Apr 2026
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Ilya is not going to steal Shane Hollander's dog. That would be illegal. And wrong. And someone would probably find out and make Ilya give him back.
So. Not stealing.
But there is nothing wrong with giving Chernysh all the pats and treats that he deserves, is there?
Nothing wrong with encouraging Chernysh to spend more and more time at Ilya's house until he doesn't even remember who Hollander is.
Because Hollander is stupid and boring and does not deserve a dog as good as Chernysh. No, he doesn't, does he? Because Chernysh is the best boy in the whole world, yes he is.