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This document hereby declares that the subject “Magolor” is prohibited from performing the actions described down below:

1. Magolor is prohibited from opening more than one shoppe at a time. He only has a permit for one.
   1. He is not allowed to acquire more permits from King Dedede.
   2. He is not allowed to travel to another universe to acquire more permits.
2. Magolor is prohibited from banning people from his theme park without proper reasoning.
   1. “He doesn't like them” is not proper reasoning.
   2. Neither is “He just felt like it.”
3. Magolor is prohibited from stealing from Meta Knight's secret candy stash.
   1. He is not allowed to bribe anyone to steal from the stash in his name.
4. Magolor is prohibited from convincing Vividria to paint free promotional material for him.
   1. He is however allowed to commission her, as long as she gets paid for it.
   2. Would Gem Apples be valid?
   3. That is for her to decide.
   4. Also Magolor is not allowed to edit this document.
5. Magolor is prohibited from crashing the Lor into buildings.
6. Magolor is prohibited from being anywhere within a 10 meter radius of any crown shaped object.
7. Magolor is prohibited from keeping the small Sphere Doomers as pets.
   1. Not the big one either. How would you even do that?
8. Magolor is prohibited from pointing at people and calling them gay in public.
   1. He is also prohibited from teaching Kirby to point at gay people and call them gay in public.
9. Magolor is prohibited from referring to Meta Knight as a "dilf".
10. Magolor is prohibited from hooking up people he believes would be good together.
11. Magolor is prohibited from cheating in races.
    1. Or sabotaging them.
    2. Or rigging them in his favor.
12. Magolor is prohibited from hosting any luck based games.
13. Magolor is prohibited from driving any vehicle that is not the Lor.
    1. He is also not allowed to enter the Lor into races as it does not qualify as a car.
14. Magolor is prohibited from committing any crime while hiding behind a mask.
15. Magolor is prohibited from becoming a god. It didn't work out last time. Why should it now?
    1. Considering I crawled out of Another Dimension after fighting the Crown itself, I'm not keen on it either!
    2. Stop giving him access to this document.
16. Magolor is prohibited from producing and selling plushies of himself and others at his theme park.
17. Magolor is prohibited from starting a death game.
18. Magolor is prohibited from making a fursona and using it to market his theme park.
    1. He is also not allowed to ask Vividria to make a fursona for him on his behalf. Nor anyone else.
19. Magolor is prohibited from using “the power of friendship”.
    1. He is also prohibited from using “the power of incredible violence”.
    2. He is also prohibited from using the power of "spontaneous combustion."
20. Magolor is prohibited from being near the ranger copy ability, he does not need a gun.
    1. Honestly he shouldn't be near any copy ability. He has enough power as is.
    2. True, but especially not a gun.
    3. Especially not the space ranger upgrade.
21. Magolor is prohibited from using the Lor to travel to different times, because yes, it can time travel as well apparently.
22. Magolor is prohibited from being any form of influence towards Kirby at all.
23. Magolor is prohibited from stealing Kirby’s strawberry shortcake and blaming it on other people to get Kirby to go after them.
24. Magolor is prohibited from starting a rebellion.
25. Magolor is prohibited from using the excuse “Another version of him wouldn't do it”
26. Magolor is prohibited from forging a letter inviting himself into Smash.
27. Magolor is prohibited from committing "spontaneous combustion".
    1. BOOOOOOOO
    2. Magolor is prohibited from asking people with similar opinions to him to edit this document on his behalf.
28. Magolor is prohibited from building a snowman and causing it to melt in front of Kirby.
29. Magolor is prohibited from illegally dealing copy abilities to those who should not have it.
30. Magolor is prohibited from sending anyone to Another Dimension with the justification "He wants them to know how it feels" at all.
31. Magolor is prohibited from sacrificing anyone.
32. Magolor is prohibited from causing universes to collide.
    1. Not even by accident.
33. Magolor is prohibited from trauma venting to Kirby Vividria Marx anyone but a trained professional.
34. Magolor is prohibited from committing murder. Obviously.
35. Magolor is prohibited from biting anyone with malicious intent.
    1. He is also prohibited from biting anyone with romantic intent???
36. Magolor is prohibited from using the excuse that he is a "fan favourite" to break any of these restrictions.

Signed,

King Dedede of Castle Dedede

Meta Knight

Kirby :D